Chapter 42: The Story of the Old Dragonman
The thunder robbery was all resisted by Mu Yang, and the old dragon man finally relaxed a lot, and hurriedly exercised his luck to recover his body.
After a while, the old dragonman's body was almost recovered, and he looked up at Mu Yang, who was getting more and more energetic.
"What's going on with this kid, at first glance, he has been struck by lightning in his previous life. The old dragon was not angry in his heart, and secretly scolded, "But this thunder tribulation is almost over, and the last wave, I don't know if this kid will have an accident." ”
Mu Yang looked inward, the more he looked at it, the more strange it became, and now his Jin Dan was like the old man pinching the rubber man in the park.
With one thunderstorm after another, his Jin Dan seemed to have a face carved out.
This face is seven or eight points similar to himself, but he looks old, and if he says it hard, he looks like he is a few years old, about fifteen or sixteen years old.
Mu Yang suddenly opened your eyes, raised his head and asked the old dragon, "Father-in-law, does your Jindan have a face?"
"Have a face? I have a special ass on my golden pill. The old dragon man said angrily.
Mu Yang was thinking about things at this time, and when he heard the old farmer's words, he didn't think about it, and nodded thoughtfully, "Okay, father-in-law, you are still powerful." ”
As soon as the old dragon man heard that Mu Yang was serious, he hurriedly changed his words, "No, Jin Dan, that is, Jin Dan has no face and no ass on it, if you are promoted to Yuanying, you will become a villain." ”
"Huh, then I'm Yuanying?" Mu Yang's face was strange.
As soon as Mu Yang finished saying this, the last thunder in the sky also hit Mu Yang's body.
"What Yuan Baby, I'll take a look. The old dragon man grabbed Mu Yang's wrist and spied in.
The righteousness of heaven and earth transformed by the last thunderstorm converged on the two pills of Muyang, and carved the last stroke on the golden pill of Muyang.
Muyang's Jin Dan also became a vivid human head at this moment.
"Tut-tut. The old dragon man couldn't help but sigh a few times, even he was the first time he had seen such a scene, "Your cultivation is so magical?"
As soon as the old dragon man's words fell, the face on Muyang Jindan suddenly blurred, and something grew directly below the face, which was like a torn square, and it could barely be seen that it was a limb that had not yet grown.
That lifelike face has now become cartoonish, like a cartoon doll.
I don't know why, a word suddenly popped into Mu Yang's mind, "magic phone?"
"What a magic phone, it sounds like something from our demons. The old dragon man said subconsciously.
Mu Yang waved his hand, "It's an artificial intelligence from the future, the name is Silly Girl, oops, I told you that you don't understand." ”
"You stupid girl?"
"No, I don't have a name. ”
"Then you call it a stupid ......"
"Shut up!" Mu Yang stopped him and glanced at the old dragon man triumphantly, "I knew that you wanted to take this opportunity to scold me, you are tired of this heart." ”
The old dragon man snorted disdainfully.
"By the way, you are a demon clan, what are you doing in our Northern Wilderness?
Mu Yang muttered a few sentences, and suddenly slapped his thigh: "I understand, you evil imperialists, you just want to disintegrate our people from within, tsk, I have discovered it, right? The goal has failed, right? Let me tell you clearly, all imperialism and reactionaries are paper tigers!"
"You're sick. The old dragon man glared at Mu Yang, "If I am really a person sent by the Middle Dynasty, I still need to be so troublesome, I will bring two pigs and give you one for each sect, I am afraid that the sect of the Northern Wilderness will be dissolved on the spot long ago." ”
"Nonsense, we are all iron-clad men in the Northern Wilderness! Disintegrate us with sugar-coated cannonballs, don't think about it!"
"Okay. The old dragon man nodded perfunctorily, "Do you know what is the biggest difficulty in living alone? ”
Mu Yang subconsciously nodded, "You have to say this...... No, what do you mean by that?"
The old dragon man didn't put Mu Yang down, so he stood up with Mu Yang on his back, and walked over in a random direction.
"I have a story ......"
"I don't have any wine, I don't listen. ”
Mu Yang hurriedly shook his head, why did someone always ask him to tell stories recently?
Women talk about it, men talk about it, men talk about it, and if there is someone who is not human, they want to talk about it.
The old dragon man automatically ignored this sentence and said, "Each dynasty of the demon clan, just like the sects of the Northern Wilderness, has a different inheritance, if you want to determine the order of the dynasty's ranking, you can only meet and start a competition every sixteen years. ”
"You just eat too much salt and salt, and if you have that spare money, wouldn't it be good for you to donate some money to us? Mu Yang pouted and said.
", the Northern Wilderness is all white-eyed wolves. The old dragon man couldn't help but say.
As soon as he heard the old dragon man say this, Mu Yang was happy, "Yes, a white-eyed wolf doesn't think about our family's goodness, and touches our pig's butt in the middle of the night." ”
"This is a ...... to follow the customs," the old dragon man blushed, and said angrily, "Shut up, don't interrupt!"
"Cut. ”
"The rules of Beidou are that every sixteen years, the successor of each dynasty participates in the competition, the women of the demon clan are succubi, and the men are all war demons, if the successor is a woman, they will participate in the succubus, and the men will participate in the war demons. ”
As soon as he heard this, Mu Yang also probably understood what was going on behind the scenes.
"Oh, I understood later, your family is the most powerful dynasty, but you are the only calf. ”
"Only son, the son is three sounds, not a soft voice!" the old dragon man couldn't help but correct, "You are the calf, you little king and eight calves." ”
"Yes, you are a highly educated person. Mu Yang praised, and then said, "But you were born a succubus with low strength, and then the family doesn't pay attention to you, the servants don't care about you, and even your girlfriend doesn't want you." ”
The old dragon man was stunned......, "How do you know?
"That's right. Mu Yang nodded solemnly, "Think about it, if any of your relatives died seven years ago." ”
"My uncle seems to be ......"
"Hahaha, little nephew, I'm your ......"
"Get out!"
"Oh......"
The old dragon man sorted out his thoughts for a while, and then said, "But one thing you said is wrong, my strength is not low, I am the most outstanding genius of our generation, originally the succubus has a restraining effect on the war demon, and the male succubus has never appeared, I appeared this time, but I have the opportunity to fill this gap for the demon race." ”
"Huh, how do you ......?"
The old dragon man wanted to speak and stopped, and let out a long sigh, "The so-called succubus, the most important thing is in a charm word." ”