Chapter 51: The Horse Demon
Zhou Ang has always felt that his acting skills are quite bad.
This can be confirmed from the fact that he was not able to deceive the purple smoke slave at all.
However, at this time, he found that the two demons did not have the slightest suspicion, so he was ready to retreat at any time, and at the same time chatted with the two monsters seriously and "restrainedly".
Both of them are demons from the Han Kingdom.
The one who talks less is a badger demon, and the one who talks a lot is a dog demon.
Zhou Ang claimed to be a horse demon from the Tang Kingdom.
They have been away from the human world for too long, and they are obviously very nostalgic for the outside, and they always want to ask Zhou Ang what people they have eaten recently, but Zhou Ang is obviously more interested in the situation in this "demon realm", so he didn't say a few words, and began to talk - fortunately, maybe for them, since Zhou Ang, the horse demon brother, has already entered, many situations can be seen immediately, and it seems that everyone is scaring newcomers...... and the bad taste that every demon will have, so as soon as Zhou Ang guided him a little, the guy who talked a lot immediately poured beans into the bamboo tube.
Not far from where they were located was the Seventh Village, a small village under the Third Town, which in turn was under the administration of Shogun Yokono.
As for who General Yokono is, they are also vague, only know that he is the owner of General Yokono Castle, and he manages more than a dozen large towns, a total of hundreds of villages, large and small monsters, tens of thousands.
He said that there was a village chief in every village, who was responsible for leading everyone to plow the fields, hunt, make fires, and cook, and also have a loyalty class every five days, and when he was first brought here by the envoy, he had to learn human characters for a year, and he was required to be able to read and write, and if he learned well, he had the opportunity to go directly to the big city of General Yokono to do things, so that he did not have to plow the fields, but if he did not learn well, he had to be assigned to the town and the village.
Like the village where they are staying now, there are more than 50 monsters, all from Tiannan and Haibei, all of whom have been assigned after centralized "discipline", and in addition to plowing the fields and hunting for their own food on weekdays, they also have to learn to work. At present, the main business of the village is to build cars.
In other towns, there are centralized logging, and the cut wood will be transported here, and they will be responsible for dismembering it to produce the kind of "very big" cart, which can seat more than a dozen demons.
The guy who talked a lot smiled and warned Zhou Ang that after entering the "discipline camp", he must be honest, it is best to be more literate, and he usually has to be smarter, don't fight, and think about escaping. Especially don't think about resisting, running away, etc., he said, "It's useless", "You can't run out", "No matter how far you run, you can be found immediately".
He said that there were a lot of powerful monsters in the correctional camp, and each of them was very powerful. As long as they are caught, it will be all kinds of unbearable torture, including but not limited to beatings, scorching, freezing, etc., and it is said that there is also a soul-searching technique, which can make your brain hurt so much that you want to explode yourself.
He also solemnly told and warned Zhou Ang not to always change back to himself!
He said it was especially important!
"Everyone is a demon, who doesn't know that it is most comfortable to change back into itself!" he said, "We are outside, it is a last resort, only to change into human form can we blend in, we originally thought that it would be very comfortable here, but when we came, we found out that the king had given an order that no one should be allowed to change back to himself, and the king said, 'Learn to be a man here'! What else do you say, 'Only by doing a good job of being a human can you take back the outside world'! I am not interested in these things, I just want to eat people's hearts and lungs again, it is so delicious......
He added, "By the way, you must remember, especially when you are sleeping, you must pay attention, there are random checks at night, I once slept too hard, I didn't pay attention, changed back to my original shape, and the result was just discovered, and finally I was hanged up and beaten with a hundred whips! The whip was specially made, it was very painful to beat, and there was no way to recover as soon as possible, I lay in bed for half a month before I got up!"
Zhou Ang was surprised by the information in his words, among which he was most interested in the "king" in his words, so he asked him who the "king" was, and he said that he didn't know, he only knew that he was the master of this demon realm and the master of General Yokono.
At this time, the guy who didn't talk much interjected, saying that the "king" was originally the master of the whole world, but it was only later defeated by humans that he was forced to withdraw from the human world and expand such a "demon realm" alone for the people of the same clan to survive and learn. The one who talks a lot is right.
These are things that are repeated every five days in allegiance classes, they say.
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Zhou Ang just pulled them to chat and chat, and after chatting, it was estimated that they could be for half an hour, but his "leading envoy" never appeared.
The two demons were waiting impatiently.
The dog demon kept shaking the machete in his hand and complained to the badger demon, "What should I do? I want to go back to sleep for a while! Why is his guide so slow? Why did he choose us to come in! I want to go back to sleep, I'm sleepy......"
The badger demon said, "Shut up!"
The dog demon suddenly became happy again, and said, "Hey, do you think this brother's envoy will forget him? If his envoy doesn't come, it will be fun!"
The badger demon said, "Shut up!"
Zhou Ang hurriedly interrupted and asked, "What should I do if my guide really forgets me?"
The dog demon grinned and said, "Then you will be miserable brother! Without the envoy, you can't get naturalized! Look at ......" As he spoke, he flashed the waist card on his waist and patted it, "With this thing, you can live here!"
The badger demon said, "Shut up!"
The dog demon smiled and said: "But it doesn't matter, don't be afraid brother, we can report you, just say that your envoy forgot about you, but we found you, and when the time comes, we will be responsible for escorting you to General Yokono's city, you only need to be examined once, and you can still be naturalized." When the time comes, just like us, we will first concentrate on discipline for a year, and then we will be assigned to the next level!"
Zhou Ang hurriedly thanked him.
The badger demon suddenly asked, "You can't be human, right?"
Zhou Ang said: "Of course I am a demon!"
The badger demon said, "What about your messenger?"
Zhou Ang said: "I don't know!"
The dog demon seemed to be reminded, and picked up the machete, "It's almost dawn, I want to go back to sleep! I'm sleepy! Are you a human or a demon?"
Zhou Angyi was stern and indignant, "Of course I'm a demon!"
The two youkai exchanged glances, then stepped aside to discuss.
Zhou Ang looked at the two of them, feeling the heat of the mirror in his arms at the same time, hesitated and hesitated, feeling that it might be okay to deal with one, but he was not sure about dealing with two demons at the same time.
The key is that although I chatted for a long time, I was afraid that the other party would be suspicious, and I didn't dare to ask them how many kinds of monsters they were - I was afraid that one demon would kill me in seconds.
At this time, the badger demon said: "I think something is wrong with him, he always asks about this and that!"
The dog demon said: "It's right to inquire! Didn't the big demons say that anyone who you don't know but who comes up and knows you is very likely to have someone from outside mixed in! It is said that they are all disciples of those great sects, and they have come in to kill us." But if you look at him, he's not, he doesn't understand anything, it's almost exactly the same as when I first came in. ”
The badger demon said, "But he didn't answer the envoy!"
The dog demon said, "His envoy forgot him!"
The badger demon said, "Then what should we do?"
The dog demon said, "I want to sleep, I think we should take him back to the village and hand him over to the village chief!"
The badger demon thought for a moment, then turned his head and asked Zhou Ang: "Do you want to continue to wait for your envoy, or are you willing to go back to the village with us?" I warn you, don't try to run, we can catch you at any time!"
Zhou Ang hurriedly raised his hand and said, "I'll go to the village with you!"
The two monsters exchanged another look when they heard this, and the badger demon was about to speak, but the dog demon suddenly said: "Why don't I think it's right, I think the clothes you are wearing are very familiar!"
Zhou Ang was subconsciously shocked when he heard this, but then he glanced down, calmed down, and said, "What's wrong with my clothes......?" I'm like that on the outside, I'm a 'reader', haha!"
The two monsters were relieved.
So the dog demon said, "Then let's go, you go back to the village with us!" But I'll tell you first, don't blame us if your envoy can't find you!"
Zhou Ang immediately said: "I don't blame you!"
So Zhou Ang was led by them one after another, and finally left the forest.
The environment here seems strange, that is, no matter where you stand, there is always a fog around you, but when you walk over it, there is no fog at all.
Zhou Ang looked up at the sky, and there was no moon or stars in the sky.
As if noticing Zhou Ang's movements, the dog demon spoke again, and he said, "We don't have a sun or moon here. Only outside!"
Zhou Ang was shocked, "There is no sun and no moon, so how can there be day and night?"
The dog demon laughed, and his eyes when he looked at Zhou Ang were full of pity and ridicule from the city's hillbillies. This time, even the badger demon, who had few words, showed a slight hint of color on his face.
The dog demon said proudly: "Although we don't have the sun or moon here, we just have day and night, isn't it amazing?
When he had finished speaking, he turned to the badger demon and said, "This brother is so interesting, just as stupid as when I first came in!"
In the midst of such ridicule, one man and two demons walked all the way down a small hill, and soon, the place shrouded in mist became clearer and clearer as he got closer, and Zhou Ang clearly saw a small village appear in front of him.
"This is our seventh village!
The dog demon said proudly.
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