Chapter 28: Goldfinger without scientific basis

Shang Shang felt that she was a little sad, she was also a temperamental person, she was stepped on by Tang Xiaoyu like this, and she ran over it a few times with the tip of her shoe, she was very unhappy in her heart, and she wanted to resist a little.

Resisting, throwing her face, scolding her, tearing up, the businessman wants to be very much, but the strong desire to survive tells her that the woman opposite, now so kind and pleasant, is just a prelude to the dimensionality reduction blow, buy a good obedience and a softness, and can also strive for leniency, and follow the eldest sister to eat and drink.

Ji Yishi will never go back, and the businessman has no other choice.

"How to prove, IQ test, EQ test?" The merchant asked.

The person opposite, the corners of his mouth seemed to smile playfully, and the merchant couldn't help but tremble his liver, it felt very sour, for example, it was the feeling of going to the toilet after eating the spicy hot pot.

Spicy and painful!

Tang Xiaoyu was about to speak, his lips moved, and Shang Shang's heart also raised his throat.

"The nine-year obligation will be waived, what kind of education did you have before you came here?" Tang Xiaoyu asked seriously.

This is not scolding her for being inferior to elementary school students, and the self-esteem of the businessman was hit again, she pointed to her finger and said, "Undergraduate, full-time." ”

"I think you're definitely the worst your teacher has ever had. Tang Xiaoyu was still serious, she took out a piece of something from the small bag on her waist, handed it to the merchant and asked, "Do you recognize what this is?"

The merchant stared at a piece of mahjong, leaned over and looked and smelled, sniffed, the taste was very familiar, well, take a closer look, and said with certainty: "It's the skin of the red heart pomelo." ”

"That's right. Tang Xiaoyu nodded, and at the same time put the grapefruit peel in the merchant's hand, and then said: "What is the matter with the red-hearted and red-skinned grapefruit tree that Ji Yishi found in Yunan. ”

Shang Shang thought about it, this matter is a long story, and it will involve another big thing, what to do, she wants to lie, but lying is useless to the person in front of her, Tang Xiaoyu is very resentful, Shang Shang has a bitter face, his eyes and eyebrows are wrinkled, after a while, she exhaled a long breath, and said generously: " It was three years ago, when Ji Yishi passed by Yunan, he found that the people there planted a lot of grapefruits, but Yunan's grapefruit skin and flesh were not sold well, so she had an idea to see on a certain website that a fruit farmer found a red-skinned and red-hearted grapefruit tree, and then made a lot of money through grafting, so she used the golden finger to make a wish to find the same pomelo tree as the fruit farmer. ”

"You still need to look for it, isn't the golden finger omnipotent? ”

"Eldest sister, money is also very versatile, but you can't let the sun rise in the west and set in the east, the grapefruit tree is indeed found, and then she immediately taught the fruit farmers to use the method of grafting, the scion made of red heart and red bark branches, grafted to the yellow pomelo tree, this year is the first year of fruit, and it has become a tribute. After Shang Shang finished speaking, he secretly glanced at the other side, and found that Tang Xiaoyu was also looking at herself, so frightened that she immediately lowered her head and avoided it.

The red-skinned and red-hearted grapefruit tree was found, not conjured, it was rumored to be as sweet as honey, but the one that was tried was sour and bitter, and it was very problematic if it didn't live up to its name, Tang Xiaoyu still had to determine more details, she wanted to know how much Ji Yishi's golden fingers could do, knowing herself and knowing her opponent, and she would not be afraid to fight head-on in the future.

She nodded Shang Shang's forehead, asked the man to raise his head, and asked, "Shang Shang, Ji Yishi found the mother tree and immediately began to prepare for grafting?"

The merchant pursed his mouth in confusion, rolled his eyes, and after a moment of silence, said, "No, when she found it, there was already fruit, and then she began to let the fruit farmer learn to graft, because grafting is much faster than seeds, but when there are seeds this year, she can plant them farther." ”

Tang Xiaoyu frowned, and then asked, "Are you sure what she said is that she saw the news report of the fruit farmer, so she asked for the same grapefruit tree?"

"That's right. ”

"How can Ji Yishi be sure that the mother tree is a new variety of bud transformation, how can she distinguish that the red-skinned and red-hearted characteristics that suddenly appear are not ornamental, and there are conditions to give her cytology firmness in ancient times?"

Shangshang didn't understand Tang Xiaoyu's words at all, she grabbed her messy hair and asked, "What is the bud change, Ji Yishi just said that he read a report, Tang Xiaoyu, you are talking about an academic report." ”

"Then I said that people can understand, have you seen Resident Evil, it is also a mutation, Alice has evolved, the other supporting characters are just infected into monsters, the red-skinned and red-hearted grapefruit is a mutant variety, how can Ji Yishi be sure that the mother tree she got is an evolved version of Alice, not other supporting characters. "Tang Xiaoyu is now looking at businessmen, just like a high math teacher looking at the scum in the classroom, forgetting to think in pairs but at the end of the world, hey, she is not strong enough to say professional terms, find an analogy with a story that everyone understands.

Shang Shang wrinkled her brows, revealing an expression that she didn't understand, she said: "But Ji Yishi has a golden finger, it's a golden finger." ”

Tang Xiaoyu laughed, she was sure of one thing, Shang Shang was indeed a fool, but after this fool and a golden finger facial paralysis got together, the same sex repelled each other, why should he reason with a fool, Tang Xiaoyu felt that he had been infected from the moment he stepped into this door.

She finally asked another question: "Then let me ask you, where did Ji Yishi go to find materials to make waterproof paper bags?"

"Waterproof paper bags, why waterproof paper bags, even if there are gold fingers, you can't make it, the Southern Jin Dynasty does not produce rubber, and the waterproof coating is an industrial product, there is no such technology here. "Shang Shang said it as a matter of course.

Heh, knowing that the waterproof coating is an industrial product that needs to be chemically synthesized, and the businessmen are not stupid and thorough, Tang Xiaoyu has a little motivation again, and she asked again: "Without double-layer bagging technology, how can Ji Yishi's grapefruit be so evenly red?"

Ji Yishi said that apples are getting redder and redder the more they are sunburned, and so are grapefruits. ”

"Girl, the apples are colored with anthocyanins, which become redder the more you get sunned, and the grapefruit is colored with carotenoids, which become lighter and lighter the more you get sunned. "Shangguan's pomelo is two sizes darker than pink, and the coloring is uniform and beautiful, Tang Xiaoyu has always thought that Ji Yishi can ignore the historical laws of dialectical materialism and mass-produce waterproof paper bags in the era of agricultural civilization, but I once thought that there was a technical loophole, and probably even the system didn't know the principles of each, so there would be a situation where people laughed and broke the big tooth against science.

Since the opponent is just a half-understood heroine, what else is Tang Xiaoyu worried about, this kind of person is not to be afraid, as long as she can endure the pain of electric shock, she can go to the system and cut off Ji Yishi's golden finger with reasonable evidence, she wants to see how the people of Yunyunlou can take Xiaobai's heart and blood without the aura of stupidity.

When the time comes, he and Xiaobaida can enjoy a year or two in Shuitian Town, let Ji Yishi reap the consequences, and fill the pit he dug by himself, Tang Xiaoyu hopes that this goldfinger heroine will move more neatly, if it is too slow, I am afraid that even Baili Jiyun can be buried together.

Tang Xiaoyu stood up, straightened her clothes, her doubts were lifted, she could deal with Wang Qian with confidence, and then try to cut off Yun Chenlou's minions, Tang Xiaoyu planned to divide a Chu River Han realm with Ji Yishi in the future, just like a TV split screen, here is a pleasant drama, and there is a heartthrob goldfinger sand sculpture drama.

From then on, each had nothing to do with it.

"In a few days, I will send someone to send you back to the Eucalyptus Mansion, and I will cover the travel expenses, food and lodging expenses. Tang Xiaoyu flicked his sleeves and strode towards the door, the merchant was stunned for a few seconds, jumped up from the stool, rushed to the door with an arrow step, and hurriedly stopped the door.

She leaned against the door behind her back, looked at Tang Xiaoyu pleadingly, and said, "There is another very important thing, Ji Yishi hid from the father-in-law who came to the palace to purchase tribute, if I tell you, can you keep me down to eat and drink." ”

"What's the matter, it's worth raising a fool. Tang Xiaoyu quietly took half a step back and distanced herself from the merchants, she was always afraid that this person would suddenly pounce on her and wipe the oil stains on her clothes.

"I have proof, in my baggage. The merchant struggled to prove that she was worthy of the free food and drink, and she stood up, ran to the bedside and made a fuss, and then took out a red and yellow grapefruit.

She ran back to Tang Xiaoyu with the grapefruit in her arms and said, "In August, the fruit farmers in the grapefruit orchard came to report that the grapefruit on a hill had faded, and this fading disease began to spread to other hills. ”

"The fruit of the mother tree is sweet, but some of the fruit trees that are infected have thick skin and little flesh, and the sweet and sour fruit is uneven. ”

Tang Xiaoyu picked up the grapefruit, the place covered by the leaves was pink, and the exposed to the sun was yellow, it was the appearance of no bagging during the veraison period, she returned the grapefruit to the merchant and asked, "It started in August?"

In August, the pomelo began to change color in July, Tang Xiaoyu remembered, about August, she sprinkled grass ash on the two grapefruit trees in Wanjia, and the memory of the red heart pomelo and the red heart red skin pomelo flashed in her mind, and there was a person in the memory who patiently explained to herself the interesting knowledge of fruit tree breeding, and she listened to it very well, but unfortunately this memory is still only sound and no picture.

Shang Shang nodded, hugged the grapefruit and asked cautiously: "I don't think the grapefruit is sick, you say yes." ”

When he began to know that there was an accident in the pomelo orchard, Shang Shang and Ji Yishi thought that the tree was sick and tried their best to save it, but the condition was not controlled, and Ji Yishi's golden finger did not work.

It's not so much a disease as a reversal.

This is also the reason why Shang Shang is here, in addition to being a traverser, she also has another identity - the Creator's chosen overseer, this world is not created by the system, it is the Creator who really created it, the Shang Shang and the system have never seen the Creator, both of them have taken over their current positions from the previous generation of overseers and systems.

Since Tang Xiaoyu came, the water that merchants drink, the air they breathe, including the scenes and things that have been monitored for countless years have changed, if before Tang Xiaoyu, the world was strange and illogical, then after her arrival, everything began to slowly become normal.

Maybe Tang Xiaoyu also noticed that in the story she led, all the characters tended to be dramatized.

The drama is unfamiliar to businessmen, and the heroines she has met before are all heroines like Ji Yishi, including the PRO version of Ji Yishi, she has never felt that she is brainless and annoying, and she will not be afraid of finding that she is becoming more and more brainless.

The emotions of disgust and fear began five years ago, when Tang Xiaoyu broke the first blockade and came to Shuitian Town with Xiaobai, and the system quickly discovered this abnormal movement, and he immediately set up a second blockade.

The system was afraid of angering the Creator because his son was trying to use the Creator's power to keep Tang Xiaoyu alive.

But the merchant felt that the creator liked Tang Xiaoyu.

Chunjiang Plumbing Duck Prophet, the creator gave the system power, but gave the overseer one eye of his own, Shang Shang's right eye belongs to the creator, she is now looking at Tang Xiaoyu, the image of her right eye is different from her left eye.

Tang Xiaoyu in the right eye is Tang Zhen's appearance, as if he has turned on a soft light double camera, which gives Tang Zhen a layer of golden brilliance, and when looking at Ji Yishi, the left and right eyes are exactly the same, without any special effects, which means that the creator is unwilling to contact and understand Ji Yishi's soul.

Because of this, Shang Shang's feelings were torn apart, and the old habits were difficult to change, so she found fault and complained about Tang Xiaoyu, because the changed world was no longer great, but the eyes of the creator were eager to see more, and even in order to protect Tang Xiaoyu, he blocked many of the overseers' abilities, just like before the two met, Shang Shang didn't know Tang Xiaoyu's appearance, and after they met, they even lost their mind reading skills.

"What's the matter, the material I broke is not enough for you to provide me with good food and drink. "In any case, the Creator's Eye didn't want to return to Ji Yishi's side, and the merchant didn't dare to argue with the boss, so he could only beg to be taken in with a dead face.

Shang Shang craned his neck, hugged pomelo in both hands, with an expression of hurry to buy me, Tang Xiaoyu put away his thoughts, looked at her for a long time, things are getting more and more wrong, it seems that it is imperative to find a system, as for Shang Shang, stay by his side for the time being.

Tang Xiaoyu quickly made a decision, and then said: "In the evening, I will ask Xiao Yi to pick you up and go to Wanjia, before that, you wash yourself from head to toe, if you let me see a drop of oil, the transaction will be terminated, and there will be no reconsideration!"

"Oh roar, no problem!" After hearing this, the businessmen smiled happily, jumping and jumping on the spot and cheering: "Wash white, lalala!"