Chapter Twenty-Seven: Stupid Girl.

Feng Xuan, 'Hua' Tsing Yi, Lu Gongzi and Shangguan 'Yu' followed the poisonous lady out of the atractylodes bush, and then they kept walking, and then they came to a lake, the lake was bottomless, and there were unknown fish swimming around, so beautiful.

They had to cross the lake if they wanted to see Miao for three days, but they had to have a boat to cross the lake, and there were boats in this lake, but there were people on board, and the boat was in the middle of the lake.

The four of them looked at the boat and couldn't cross the lake in a hurry, and the 'girl' on the boat, if it was as the poisonous lady said, she should be a stupid lady, the stupid lady on the boat was very interesting to drink tea, and there were a lot of snacks around her, Feng Xuan They suddenly felt a little hungry, they hadn't eaten for a day and a night, although they had enough water.

Shangguan 'Yu' finally couldn't help shouting: "Are you a stupid lady?"

The 'girl' on the boat was a little displeased, looked at them, and said angrily: "This little girl, do you think I look like a stupid lady?"

If a person is stupid, he generally won't admit that he is stupid, and this 'girl' doesn't seem to admit that she is a stupid lady, but she doesn't look like a stupid girl, because her eyes are crystal clear, and she doesn't look very stupid at all, so Shangguan as 'jade' said: "I'm sorry, I don't think you look like a stupid girl." ”

Who knew that the 'girl' on the boat laughed, couldn't help but cover her mouth with laughter, and said: "Haha, you have been deceived by me, I am a stupid lady." ”

Shangguan was very unconvinced, "I don't think you're stupid at all, how can you be called a stupid lady?"

The stupid lady sighed, and then laughed, "Because I'm so smart! haha......." ”

A person is too smart, but he doesn't want people to know how smart he is, but sometimes smart is smart, no matter how you escape, you can't escape, it turns out that the stupid lady is called the stupid lady because she is too smart.

Feng Xuan asked loudly: "The poisonous lady said that if we want to see Miao for three days, we must pass your level?"

The stupid lady took a sip of tea, then put it down, "You don't have to scream so loudly, I can still hear it." ”

"Then I wonder how we got past you?" 'Flower' Tsing Yi asked.

The stupid lady ate a snack, "It's very easy to pass my level, just answer my question!"

Lu Gongzi finally couldn't wait, "What question do you have? It's too simple, don't ask us, we can't afford to lose that person!"

The stupid lady was not angry at all, "This tea is very fragrant, do you want to taste it?" As she spoke, she threw it away, and the teacup flew from the middle of the lake to the shore.

You can throw the teacup flat from such a distance, you can't do it without excellent internal force, and they can't help but secretly applaud the stupid lady's internal force.

After Lu Gongzi drank the cup of tea, he didn't speak for a long time, and Shangguan decorated 'Yu' thought that he was poisoned, so he hurriedly asked the stupid lady: "What poison did you give him, why didn't he speak?"

The stupid lady didn't understand for a while, what kind of poison did she give him? Even she didn't know, how could Shangguan say that as 'jade'?

At this time, Lu Gongzi grabbed Shangguan as 'jade', signaled that he was not poisoned, and then said to the stupid lady: "The tea is the best Tieguanyin, but unfortunately the water for making tea is not very good, so it is a little bitter to drink." ”

The stupid lady didn't expect that there were such people in the rivers and lakes who knew so much about tea, so she casually asked: "Then how should Tieguanyin drink?

Lu Gongzi said very seriously: "Hehe, this is simple, drink Tieguanyin, the tea set is very important, and the last tea set is the purple sand tea set, and the water for making tea is not casual, the mountain spring water can, and the snow water on the top of the mountain in winter is even better! That can not only brew the tea fragrance of Tieguanyin, but also the best taste, melodious artistic conception!" After Lu Gongzi finished speaking, he then asked: "How can we pass your level? What is your problem?"

The stupid lady smiled: "Young man, why are you so 'sexual' anxious!" Lu Gongzi did not show weakness, and said confrontedly: "Because we are very hungry!"

The stupid lady laughed, and then said: "Okay! I see that you are 'very' sincere, the first question will be simpler first, and you will listen to the first question: what is our earliest surname?"

Shangguan as 'jade' smiled, "This is very simple! The first sentence of the hundred family names is 'Zhao Qiansun Li', then the earliest surname should be Zhao!" Shangguan as 'jade' said proudly.

"Oh, really?" the stupid lady didn't believe it. "Isn't it?" Shangguan asked rhetorically.

The stupid lady laughed, "Of course not!"

Feng Xuan rushed and said: "It's good." ”

Shangguan ornamented 'jade' puzzled: "But is there a surname good in the hundred family names?"

Feng Xuan said: "There is no surname in the hundred families, but there is no 'at the beginning of a person, the surname is good' in the three-character scripture! ”

Shangguan as 'Yu' looked at the stupid lady in the middle of the lake, as if waiting for her answer, the stupid lady smiled, "I didn't expect there to be smart people among you! Okay, now it's the second question;" The stupid lady was about to say the second question, Feng Xuan suddenly 'interjected' and said: "Wait a minute, I want to know how many questions we answer correctly before we can pass the test, if you keep asking, then we won't be able to pass all the time." ”

Feng Xuan's question is also reasonable, if the stupid lady keeps asking questions, even if they all answer correctly, but the stupid lady has not admitted that they have passed, and they can't help it, so it is better to make an appointment with her first.

The stupid lady replied cheerfully: "Okay, if you can answer the three questions I asked, even if you win." ”

Lu Gongzi ran to the lake, "Then does the one just now count?" The stupid lady thought about it for a while, anyway, they might not be able to answer the next two questions, and then said: "Of course the one just now is over!" Okay, now you listen well, I'm going to come up with the second question: There is such a question in "Sun Tzu's Sutra": There are pheasants and rabbits in the same cage today, with thirty-five heads on it and ninety-four feet on it. Ask the pheasant and the rabbit how much do they have?"

Shangguan as 'jade' listened to the stupid lady chewing the words like this, and didn't understand what she meant at all, "What do you mean by this pheasant rabbit?" Shangguan as 'jade' asked unabashedly.

The stupid lady in the middle of the lake didn't say anything after she finished speaking, and went straight to her tea and ate her snacks, as if the four of them no longer existed.

"What she means is that there are now some wild 'chickens' and rabbits, in the same cage, with thirty-five heads from above, and ninety-four feet from below. How many wild 'chickens' and how many rabbits are kept in the same cage?" explained 'Hua' Tsing Yi.

Shangguan ornament 'jade' immediately said after hearing this: "It's good to look at the middle!"