Chapter 17: The Middle Dynasty?
"The Heavenly Demons have disintegrated, it seems that they are the demons of the Middle Dynasty. Su Yun said thoughtfully.
"Then it seems that they disguised themselves as our Eastern Wilderness people to rob the prince of the demon clan in order to provoke the relationship between us and the demon clan?" Mu Yang touched his chin, "This is going to be an accident." ”
Su Yun pressed the remote control, and the boulder descended.
The cave was in tatters, and the rubble fell to the ground, and Mu Yang was worried about whether this place would collapse immediately.
The Great Elder and Su Zhen walked in with the five demon people and threw them on the ground.
"Demon people?" Mu Yang walked over and squatted in front of the big centipede.
"You!" the big centipede was startled, and then put on a cold and arrogant look, "Hmph, that's right, you dare to hurt me, if you let me go now, I can consider not bothering you in the future." ”
"Smack!" Mu Yang stretched out his hand and slapped the back of the big centipede's head, "Who are you with, you two, talk well." ”
"Little brat, you dare to hit me?" the big centipede laughed, "Do you know who Lao Tzu is? Lao Tzu is the first iron mouth of the demon race, do you want to ask me something?"
Say. The Great Elder turned him around, facing his two brothers, and then pinched their necks one by one, "If you don't say anything, you will strangle both of your brothers to death." ”
"Pinch! Hahaha, we demons are all iron-clad men!"
"Who is this iron-clad man?" the little centipede struggled to spit out a mouthful of phlegm on the big centipede's head, "Brother, brother asked me, I told you." ”
"No, he's the eldest brother, he knows more than you anyway, right?" the Great Elder looked at him with suspicion.
The little centipede sneered, "No, he doesn't even know how many recyclable hats his wife brought him." ”
"What?" the big centipede glared, "You tell me clearly! My wife, it's impossible! We two are affectionate and lovely, and anyone says that we are fairy couples!"
"Yo Yo Yo Yo, return the fairy couple Ho ~ Te, don't have a stinky face. The little centipede pouted and smiled at Mu Yang and the others, "Just him, hey, look at his stunned look, why is he?"
Mu Yang looked at the appearance of this little centipede, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching a few times.
It's exactly the same as the homeroom teacher in elementary school.
Mu Yang gave him a slap on the back of the head, "Shut your mouth for me!"
"Now what do you say, do you understand?" Mu Yang squatted in front of the little centipede.
"Understood, understood. The little centipede nodded repeatedly.
"Half a month ago, it wasn't you who ambushed the demon clan and snatched the prince of the East China Sea Demon Clan?"
"This ......" the little centipede's eyes were a little dodgy.
The two centipedes on the side weakly spoke, "It's us, but we didn't grab it." ”
"Who asked you to rob it?" Mu Yang narrowed his eyes.
"Hey, how can there be, it's been a long time, and I haven't eaten ......"
"Oh!" Mu Yang patted his thigh, with a clear expression, "I understand, your sect's cultivation is really hard, so I want to come to the Eastern Wilderness to engage in large-scale team building, wild hunting or something, and relax." ”
The little centipede's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again, "Yes, yes......"
"To your grandmother's big iced watermelon!" Mu Yang slapped him twice, "You are endangering the social security of our Northern Wilderness, you are smearing the faces of our Northern Wilderness people, I hope you can answer seriously, otherwise you will be pressed to the street, and countless Yuan Ying Jindan will run over and spit on your face." ”
"No ......"
"It's not over, do you think that's the end? We'll take nude photos of you and send them to your wife and colleagues. Mu Yang walked in front of the big centipede with his hands behind his back, "When the time comes, your wife will leave you openly, and you will also become the laughing stock of the Middle Dynasty, and you will never be able to raise your head and be a man." ”
"Woo......" The big centipede was so sad and angry that it cried out and scolded illogically: "Shameless! obscene! scum! not human!"
"Shame face ~ shame face ~ " Mu Yang pouted and grimaced at him.
At this moment, in addition to the people of the demon clan, the people on Muyang's side were also stunned, and they couldn't help but shudder.
"I understand the reason...... "The Great Elder took the lead in rubbing his face, "but Yangyang, you really look like a shameless scum." ”
That's right, treating scum is even more shameless than him, at this moment, Mu Yang is no longer Mu Yang, he is just a complete social scum.
"Okay, with our Six Desires Sect's secret method, soon your nude photos will be ......"
"Say, I say!" said the big centipede, his lips purple, and he trembled.
The big centipede is just a Mahayana, does he understand the darkness of society?
Scold.
Mu Yang coldly and arrogantly took his tongue back and restrained his image as a social scum.
The big centipede and his two brothers cried and cried to complete the whole story.
In the Demon Realm, the number of dynasties is as large as the sects of the Northern Wilderness, and they are only one of them.
As Mu Yang thought, the goal is to snatch the piglet and blame the Northern Wilderness, thus affecting the relationship between the East China Sea and the Northern Wilderness.
"This method is too stupid, isn't it?" Mu Yang couldn't help but say, "You demon people have this IQ?"
"Is this good for you?" The Great Elder was a little inexplicable, although this kind of thing is not a rare treasure, but in the end, there are not many people, so it is a disaster, it shouldn't be.
"We don't know any of this, we are the little people of the War Demon Clan of the Middle Dynasty, they just let us do this, we don't dare to ask anything, we don't dare to say anything. ”
"Yo. Mu Yang sneered, "That's not good, you guys are good bulls, you are the big guys." ”
Mu Yang found some rags from them, formed a ball, and gagged the three of them.
This time I went to the Northern Wilderness Dynasty, just handed over these three people to them, and then these things were handed over to the official to do, and the Seven Feelings Sect didn't bother to look at this troubled water.
"Actually, if you don't come to destroy the door with evil intentions, we won't bother to care about you. Mu Yang patted him on the shoulder, "If you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, brother." ”
After finishing speaking, Mu Yang crossed his waist and stood there, feeling that what he said was really good, too level.
"That...... We're going to the Northern Wilderness Dynasty, do you want to go with us......" The Great Elder was a little shy, as shy as he was on his first date.
"Go. ”
......
The Six Desires Sect didn't have many resources in the end, and it wasn't much worse than the previous Seven Desires Sect.
When Mu Yang went out, he cultivated a piece of land halfway up the mountainside, buried some spiritual food in it, and when he went back, the nutrition of this land should be able to be planted simply.
The Great Elder drove a car, Su Zhen drove a car, there were supplies from Muyang, and the car didn't stop along the way, and now there are still three Yuan Babies who don't know where to go.
They went to the hiding place provided by the big centipede, but the three primordial babies were gone, but they faintly felt that there was a Mahayana breath, and they should have been taken away by someone.
Mu Yang also found two socks from several people in the demon clan, one white silk and one fishnet socks.
Mu Yang counted the things inside, there were a lot of healing medicines, a lot of spirit stones, and some strange bits and pieces, but there was nothing to eat.
Mu Yang gave the white silk to Su Zhen, and the fishnet stockings were put into his arms.
The bare mountains and bare land of the Eastern Wilderness, if you first look at it, you may be a little amazing, but after a long time, you feel that there is nothing to see.
Mu Yang was lying in the carriage, wrapped in a quilt, and next to him sat Xiaoqing and Su Yun, Xiaoqing was only about eighteen, just a Jin Dan cultivator.
"Little nephew, tell me how they crossed the river. Xiaoqing blinked, "Did they cross the river alone and then throw the jar to another person?"
Mu Yang hurriedly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
This situation is equivalent to when you tell someone a meat joke, but they don't understand it, and they have to ask what you mean.
Who is embarrassed to explain this, if the meat joke is carefully explained, it will be sexual harassment.
"Little nephew, don't pretend to be asleep, tell me. ”
"What crossed the river?" Su Zhen turned back with some curiosity.
Su Yun glared, "Drive well! The driving is not standardized, and the relatives are in tears." ”
After another two days, Mu Yang's seven emotions reached the eighth level of qi refining, but Mu Yang didn't care at all, after all, cultivation could not be eaten.
At dusk that day, Mu Yang and the others finally saw a city.
It is difficult to say that it is a city, but there is a wall, a gate, and two stone lions at the gate, one stepping on a hydrangea and the other stepping on a child.
I could see that there were several buildings inside.
There was a small pavilion at the door, and in the pavilion sat an old man with a red armband, and the old man glanced at Muyang's car.
"Hey, hey, this doesn't allow parking, move away. ”
“......”
Muyang felt like he had returned to his hometown.
Several people got out of the car one after another, and the Great Elder threw the demon people to the ground, took out his stockings and loaded the car.
"Little old man, do you still know me?" the Great Elder leaned over.
The old man looked at the Great Elder disdainfully, feeling a little familiar, and after carefully identifying it, a trace of anger came to his heart: "I'll make up! Seven no joys, you are a king and eight calves!"
Before the old man could say anything, the Great Elder put a piece of spiritual food potato into his hand, "Go and tell the old dragon Daoyou that the Seven Feelings Sect and the Six Desires Sect are coming to visit." ”
The old man was just about to throw the potatoes when he suddenly felt a different aura on them, and muttered to his arms, "Okay, wait, I'll call someone." ”
After a while, the old man came back and whispered to the Great Elder, "The people from the Demon Clan are also inside, don't lose the people from the Northern Wilderness for a while." ”
"Uh-huh. The Great Elder agreed casually, but suddenly his face froze, and he reached out to take out the car, "No, let's go!"
"Seven Joy Daoyou, I don't know ......"
"Who are you?"
Suddenly, a roar smashed towards Mu Yang like thunder, and a person rushed out from behind the old dragon man and rushed towards Mu Yang.
The Great Elder's heart moved, and he stood in front of Mu Yang, and his whole body cultivation emanated, and he slapped the person who came.