Listening to his mother's demonic laughter, Jiang Li was speechless for a while, he found that his mother was also a woman, but when it came to doing things, why didn't she have anything to do with women?

Speak loudly, always rush to be the first when fighting, and do things without fear!

If you have to say that Sister Hong looks like a woman, Jiang Li thinks about it, and it seems that she only has her appearance.

Although Sister Hong is unkempt, anyone who sees it has to say that it is a very classical oriental beauty, with a cherry mouth, red phoenix eyes, willow leaf eyebrows, and melon seed face......

This melon seed face is different from the Internet celebrity face, no matter how you get the Internet celebrity face, after all, most of them are artificial. How can the artificial be compared to the natural? The natural arc is incomparable to the artificial.

"Old son, I have something to do with you. Sister Hong said.

Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, what the hell is the right thing to find him? Jiang Li hurriedly said: "Mom, don't rush this matter of getting married and having children, I have my own opinions." ”

Sister Hong snorted and said: "You have a fart proposition, your EQ is the same as your father, just like nothing, you have to know how to restrain your temper in the face of girls, you know?"

You don't always feel angry that people will notice you, you know?

Well...... But don't kneel and lick, since ancient times, regardless of domestic and foreign, except for the inside, the rest of the place to lick the dog is to take everything in the early stage, and there is nothing in the later stage. ”

Jiang Li nodded and said, "Mom, is there anything else?" ”

Sister Hong snorted and said, "Let's get down to business, you've been making a lot of noise lately." Is there anyone else going to fight Liu Xiu's grave?"

Jiang Li didn't expect Sister Hong to also pay attention to this matter, so he nodded and said, "Yes, what's wrong?"

Sister Hong said: "I don't care about others, you are not allowed to mix with it!" I know you have a few brushes, but Liu Xiu's guy is weird, and he rarely touches his things. Of course, the most important thing is that the world is so big, there are many masters, and if you go and suffer a loss, the old lady has to run back from here to help you find the field, which is too troublesome. ”

Jiang Li was speechless for a while, he always felt that the previous sentence might be a scaring nonsense, similar to a wolf. The latter sentence is the point, to put it bluntly, Sister Hong is afraid of trouble and lazy, so she doesn't let Jiang Li get into trouble.

Heilian said: "Your family is a group of lazy strangers. ”

Jiang Li ignored him and continued to say to Sister Hong: "I know, but it's ...... I want to know about you and me. You're monks, aren't you? You're the devil in the mouth of the so-called gods a while ago, right?"

Sister Hong said: "The devil of bullshit, that group of garbage, sooner or later screwed off their heads as a night pot." You don't care about me and your Lao Tzu, you can live a small life with peace of mind, just have a baby. Oh...... By the way, I will warn you at the end, you are not allowed to go to Jiuzhi Mountain! If you go, I will kill you back immediately, and let you experience the love from your old mother!"

When Jiang Li heard this, he smiled bitterly and said, "I didn't want to go to see if there was any information about the monk, and to find out what the situation between you and my Lao Tzu was? ”

When Sister Hong heard this, she was silent for a while, and then said, "This is not in a hurry, I'll tell you when I find time." In fact...... Well...... Not quite right now. But it depends, it won't be long before I can tell you.

So, you don't have to worry, we don't have a big secret, but there are some things that don't fit right now...... Oops my grass, what ran over?

Son, don't talk about it, I saw a good thing that made up for it...... Express, wait, don't go yet, I'll add another one!"

Then Sister Hong hung up the phone.

Jiang Li was speechless for a while, and said with a wry smile: "This is also ...... Crazy, isn't it?"

Heilian said: "I guess you didn't go to the sky or something, I guess you were hiding from your mother, right?"

Jiang Li rolled his eyes, too lazy to pay attention to him.

Hei Lian said: "That...... Are you still going to Jiuzhi Mountain?"

Jiang Li ate grapes, looked into the distance and said, "it...... Since my mother is willing to talk to me, why should I go?

Hei Lian tilted her head and thought for a while, and said, "Aren't you curious about the Great Purge?"

Jiang Li said: "Curious, but I guess when there is a result over there, the news will come out." It's really not good, let's see who gets the benefit, let's go to him in the middle of the night. I don't believe it, and there's anything that a demon beats up and can't ask. ”

Hei Lian was speechless for a moment, and gave a thumbs up and said, "You are awesome...... Then you don't want to get the inheritance of that so-called son of luck?"

Jiang Li asked Hei Lian rhetorically, "Do you think that thing is awesome?"

Heilian cut and said, "That's a fart." ”

Jiang Li said: "Isn't that enough? wait and see the result." ”

After speaking, Jiang Li looked at the time and said, "Since we don't go over there, let's not be idle and go." ”

"Where are you going?" asked Heilian curiously.

"Catch up. Jiang Li shouted.

While talking, the two got on the bus, and after sitting down, Heilian couldn't help it: "Why are you going?"

Jiang Li said: "The white rabbit is broken, and it will be too inconvenient to come out and go back in the future." Now we are also rich people, of course we are going to buy cars!"

Hei Lian's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "This is good, we can buy the best one this time, right?"

Jiang Li waved his hand and said: "Yes! I used to have no money, but now I can't spend a lot of money, what I like to buy, no, let's buy all the best cars in the 4S store and all the existing brands, and change them, anyway, we have more parking spaces!"

Black Lotus laughed and said, "Yes, that's it!"

After the two finished speaking, they found that the bus was quiet and a little strange, and when they looked around, they saw that everyone in the bus looked at them with a stupid look.

At the same time, a chubby girl in front of her secretly called: "Mom, I seem to be being targeted." Just now two fools came up in the car, and as soon as they met, they bragged about how rich they were, and they had to buy all brands of cars...... You say, did they mean to tell me that they wanted to get my attention......? yes, okay, right...... I know that I will not take a fancy to such a vulgar person.

That is, if you are really rich, what kind of bus are you squeezing?

will brag about it......"

Jiang Li and Hei Lian's faces darkened when they heard this, and after coughing dryly, Hei Lian pointed outside and said, "Let's eat pizza at noon, I haven't eaten that thing yet." ”

As a result, the eyes around him became even more disdainful......

Jiang Li waited for Hei Lian and said, "Shut up." ”

When he arrived at the 4S store, Jiang Li walked around the store twice, and finally his eyes fell on a familiar figure.

Jiang Li leaned over, looked at the huge body, and the flamboyant car logo, and then looked at the wide space inside, and couldn't help but admire: "Okay......"

The sales consultant leaned over and said, "This is the best car we have here, the big G luxury top, everything you need." At present, there is only this one in the store, and it feels very good to drive......"

Jiang Li's scene when he met Geng Bei at the door of the crew, and the feeling of him smashing the big G at that time, nodded and said: "Indeed, the feel is really good." ”

"Have you ever been there?" asked the sales consultant curiously.

Jiang Li shook his head and said, "I haven't opened it, but I smashed it." ”

Sales Consultant: "...... ￥#&&......”

Heilian said: "Jiang Li, I think this car is average." ”

Jiang Li glanced at him and said: "You know a fart, the advantage of this car is that as soon as the seat is dismantled and the bed is placed, you can wave as much as you want with a girl!"

Black Lotus snorted and laughed, "Do you have a sister?"

Jiang Li: "......"

Since he has taken a fancy to it, Jiang Li doesn't talk nonsense, throws away the bank card and says: "Swipe the money, I want this car." ”

"Okay. "The sales consultant didn't care so much, he took the card and ran away.

Then he took Jiang Li to go through various procedures, and after Jiang Li was all done, he followed the after-sales consultant to the front of the car and took a group photo.

The sales consultant asked, "Sir, will you drive it back by yourself, or will we send someone to do it for you?"

Jiang Li looked at the car, shook his head and said, "The newly bought car is my daughter-in-law, have you ever seen someone else drive it?"

The sales consultant coughed dryly: "Then you open?"

Obviously, the sales consultant noticed in the middle that Jiang Li didn't have a driver's license.

Jiang Li didn't care about that, and waved his hand and said, "it, I don't have a driver's license." ”

Sales Consultant: "Then find a car to help you tow it back?"

Jiang Li waved his hand and said, "You have a bad idea elsewhere, drag it back?"

After speaking, Jiang Li picked up his big G and left under the shocked gaze of the sales consultant.

"I ...... This ......" The sales consultant opened his mouth, and was stunned for a long time without saying anything. What shocked him even more was that the old man actually ran along, shouting as he ran: "Wait a minute, let me go up!"

Jiang Li said: "Get out, I have to sit for the first time." ”

"I don't care!" and the old man jumped into the car.

As a result, the man who resisted the car ran away, and the old man chased after him as soon as he slipped away, and then ...... They started overtaking......

"Brother Li, your car is still amazing, you just run fast, and other cars can only eat your exhaust along the way. A bewitching woman sat in Brother Li's passenger seat and praised.

Brother Li patted the steering wheel and said proudly: "Yes, my car, there is nothing else wrong with it, it just runs fast!"

The woman kept nodding her head, and suddenly asked, "Brother Li, I heard that you had two cars smashed before, is it true?"

When Brother Li heard this, he immediately looked unhappy and scolded: "Damn, the luck is not good! When the demon disaster first started before, the Guardian Organization still paid compensation...... Now that demons are rampant, the Guardians are not going to compensate for these losses. In their words, they are saving us, and there is no way to do it about a series of necessary losses. ”

The woman said, "What about Brother Li's two cars?"

Brother Li sighed: "The first one is lost, and the second one is out of play." Fortunately, we have a family background, so it's a big deal to buy a new one. In the past, I tried to be safe, and the car was stronger than the other, but later I found that the car was hard and useless, and it was the king to run fast at critical moments. That's why I bought this Galloping GL, this car is spacious, large, adaptable to the terrain, fast acceleration, fast running, large mailbox, and strong battery life. If there is any danger, this car will run away!"

The woman exclaimed: "Brother Li is really thoughtful, Brother Li, there is a car in front of him, overtaking him." ”

"It's a must!" Brother Li kicked the accelerator and overtook the van in front of him, and then said triumphantly: "I like this feeling of surpassing others, comfortable!"

As he was talking, Brother Li's expression suddenly froze, and then he muttered, "I'm Cao, what is that?"

When the woman heard this, she also looked back, only to see that a car had not fallen to the ground and chased after her!

"No, there's a guy down there!" the woman shouted.

As he spoke, the man had already chased after the big G on his shoulder, and then overtook him at an accelerated pace.

Brother Li grinned and scolded: "I'm Cao, the young man's physical strength is really good now......"

Then he saw an old man in a black robe overtake his car and chase the young man.

Brother Li said: "The elderly are in good health......

"Be careful!" exclaimed the woman.

Brother Li braked subconsciously, and then in the harsh sound of brakes, his car slowed down quickly, and then bang, not lightly or heavily, it hit the pier of a bridge!

Looking at the smoking front of the car, Brother Li opened his mouth and wanted to cry without tears......

Jiang Li ran fast with his taxi, and many people saw it along the way.

The people who called the police came and went, but they just ......

"Hey, traffic police, I saw someone racing!"

"What is the license plate number?"

"New car, no license plate number. ”

"Please describe the characteristics of the other party in detail. ”

"The characteristic? The characteristic is that a person carries him running. ”

"Toot-toot-"

"Hey, I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth, don't hang up. ”

On the side of the traffic police brigade of the security team, the operator said: "These people, what are they thinking about all day long? ”

Before he could finish speaking, the phone rang again, after picking it up.

"Traffic police? I saw someone racing a car, no, excuse me, people are speeding with a car, is it considered drag racing?"

Operator: "......"

A guy called, he didn't believe it, but when his phone was blown up, he had to run and report it.

It turned out that everyone ran to the monitoring room, one by one stretched out their heads to look at the big screen, on which a man carried a big car all the way wildly, although he ran fast, but in general, he did not run the red light......

The leader inside was also helpless and asked everyone: "Is this ...... Is it speeding, drag racing?"

The crowd was silent......

Jiang Li didn't know that his actions had caused great trouble to some people, and now that he had put the car in the community, he was extremely happy to look at his two brand-new white cars.

Then Jiang Li happily signed up for a driving school on the Internet, ready to start learning to drive.

Just as Jiang Limei was in the air, Hei Lian leaned over and said, "Don't forget, there are not many grievances. ”

Jiang Li touched his chin, then snapped his fingers and took out his mobile phone.

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