Chapter Fifty-Eight: Curve Affairs
When Chen Dongyang returned to the parking place, it was already completely dark, and he found that the monkey was actually lying in the car and falling asleep.
Chen Dongyang woke up the monkey, "Get up, go out to eat." ”
The monkey opened his eyes in a daze, and asked puzzledly, "Are you done?" Why didn't the exterminator leave you for dinner?"
"Don't be old and extinct, what a big girl in the world, how can you become an old witch in your mouth!"
"Why isn't it an old witch, my butt still hurts now!" The monkey touched the scar on his buttocks, he was stabbed by Tian Xiuling last time and hit a stone, and he still feels a faint pain.
"They didn't mean it!"
"She just did it on purpose!" argued the monkey with a red face.
"Okay, okay, even if she did it on purpose, it's our own doing, let's drive out first and find a place to eat." ”
The monkey couldn't help but scold when he heard this: "Lao Chen, you are not kind, in order to pick up the girl, forget your righteousness, and leave me alone to be bored to death!"
"Then you can blame me, you don't practice well, now you don't even have purple gas, it takes half a day to run for more than 100 miles, don't shout, I'll take you tomorrow, it's really hard for me to install the solar panels alone." ”
"Cut, to put it bluntly, it's not that you get carried away!" the monkey triumphed.
"I'm not forgetful. ”
"Then why are you so good to that girl surnamed Tian?" it was rare that the monkey did not call Tian Xiuling by the exterminator again.
"I'm calling it a curve service, and I want to inquire about the details of the old bald donkey through her. Chen Dongyang explained.
The monkey suddenly realized, and he asked, "What the hell is wrong with you and Hui Ku?" I see that something is wrong the day you came back, and your breath is not smooth. ”
"I fought with him, that old bald donkey cultivated higher than me, he slapped me from behind, if I didn't have a purple qi body, that palm could almost beat me to death!"
", why don't you tell me about such a big thing, his grandmother's, these monks are too inferior, and they even used sneak attacks. ”
Chen Dongyang shook his head with a wry smile, and he said helplessly while starting the car: "Actually, it's not a sneak attack." ”
"What's going on here?"
Chen Dongyang had no choice but to tell the monkey the details of that night, and the monkey couldn't help but be puzzled when he heard it.
"Then Wu Yang found a demon and killed his parents, why can't this electric mother electrocute him?"
"He hid in the Daxiong Treasure Hall, and there were Buddhas and many Bodhisattvas in the Daxiong Treasure Hall, and the heavenly thunder did not dare to hit it. ”
"Then if he is in the temple for the rest of his life, won't Hui Ku be able to protect him for the rest of his life?"
Chen Dongyang nodded helplessly, "That's pretty much what it means." ”
", that's not too cheap kid, this Buddha is too much, it's really a butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot!" said the monkey with a cold smile.
Chen Dongyang knew that the monkey was mocking Buddhism for harboring Wu Yang, but he didn't have a good impression of Buddhism.
The so-called putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha on the ground actually meant to persuade goodness, but the public misunderstood the Buddha because of this sentence, thinking that no matter how many evil things were done, as long as they put down the butcher's knife and escaped into the empty door, they could become a Buddha.
In fact, this understanding is wrong, the Buddha once said: Even a butcher who has killed countless creatures can be a monk!
The original meaning of this sentence is that no matter how many bad things you do, you can be a monk, and there is a story told in the Buddhist scriptures that when a bad person who killed a lot of people wanted to kill a high monk, he was persuaded by the high monk with a mouth cannon and committed suicide.
It is only said that he became a monk before he died, not a Buddha, so putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha on the ground is just a sentence said by the Puji monk of the Song Dynasty, not what the Buddha said.
Although the Buddha said that anyone can be a monk, he did not say that if you become a monk, you will be exempt from the sins of the past.
The sage Confucius also once said: "How can we repay virtue if we repay our grievances with virtue? ”
The meaning of Sage Confucius is very clear, that is, if you do good deeds, you should be treated kindly, and if you do wrong things, you should accept criticism and punishment.
Even the saint Confucius knew that he needed to be punished and criticized for doing something wrong, let alone the Buddha.
Wu Yang found someone to set up a formation and killed his relatives, this is already a person who has committed a heinous crime, and it is unreasonable for this kind of person not to die. That wise old bald donkey dared to hide the murderer privately, which was already contrary to Buddhism and the law, and it was wrong. Of course, Chen Dongyang couldn't let Wu Yang go unpunished, and he couldn't swallow the breath of being attacked by Hui Ku behind his back.
Whether it is out of fairness or selfishness, Chen Dongyang has an absolute reason to find trouble with Huiku.
But Hui Kudao is a bit higher than him, the so-called knowing oneself and knowing the other, invincible in a hundred battles, and unable to defeat others, you must first find a way to understand the reality of the enemy, at least you have to know the details of this old bald donkey before you can start.
Hui Ku will not shield Wu Yang, the murderer, for no reason, he must have his reasons, Chen Dongyang is now trying to find out the situation.
Since Hui Ku knew his name through Tian Xiuling, Tian Xiuling must also know something about Hui Ku, so Chen Dongyang planned to learn everything about Hui Ku through Tian Xiuling.
But if you rashly ask someone, they will definitely not tell you what they know so easily, so send things first and gain some goodwill in Tian Xiuling's heart, which will help the success of the matter.
The two drove out of the mountain, ran for two hours on the mountain road before arriving at a small town at the bottom of the mountain, and ordered a table of good dishes before the boss closed the door to fill their stomachs.
The conditions in the town are not very good, there is only one hotel, and the specifications are still the kind of guest house, although it only costs fifty yuan a night, but it can only make do.
The two multimillionaires stayed in a small hotel for fifty yuan a bowl and slept for one night, and when they took a shower at night, they didn't even have hot water, and they only found out that the water heater was broken when they asked the proprietress about it.
The two of them could only take a hurried shower with cold water, and then quickly fell asleep.
Before dawn the next day, Chen Dongyang called the monkey up, and the two of them left the room and ate 20,000 mutton steamed buns at the breakfast restaurant outside, filled in their stomachs, and set off again for two hours in the mountains to the place where they parked yesterday.
This time, Chen Dongyang did not let the monkey stay and continue to watch the car, and the two went directly into the jungle, and Chen Dongyang went to the Netherworld Valley in front of the monkey behind.
The monkey's cultivation is low, and he can only leap forward less than five zhang at a time to chase the wind for thousands of miles, and Chen Dongyang is ten times as much as him at a time, and he left the monkey behind in a few jumps.
"Lao Chen, you are not authentic, you can fly with so many things on your back yesterday, why don't you want to carry me today!" the monkey shouted loudly from behind.
"Don't you know that you'd rather carry a thousand catties of soil than carry half a tale of vulgarity?"
In practice, people will not feel too tired to carry many things, because they are supported by aura, as long as there is aura in their bodies, they are all strong men.
But if it's a person who is carrying it, it's different, because the turbidity of mortals is too heavy, and what people practice in the cultivation is how to remove the turbidity in the body, and the less turbidity in the body, the more the practitioner will feel that the body is as light as a swallow.
In fact, the principle of cultivation does not deviate from the scientific principle, the earth has gravity, and the universe also has gravity.
On Earth, the lighter the mass of something, the less gravitational pull it receives.
Chen Dongyang's body has removed more turbidity qi than a monkey, and the aura is stored much deeper than his, so the height and jump length of each imperial qi are also much more.
If he flies with a monkey on his back, it will greatly reduce the distance he can travel and leap each time.
This is equivalent to adding two people's bodies together, but the motivation does not increase.
"I don't care, I can't run as fast as you, and I can't jump as high as you, if you don't carry me, I won't leave!" The monkey saw that Chen Dongyang didn't care about him, and he played Laipi.
"You don't want to walk the mountain road for more than 100 miles, you're too lazy, right?"
"It's not that I'm coming, you asked me to help, you don't have to pay for the carriage and horses, you have to provide this transportation, right?"
Chen Dongyang looked at the monkey's tricky appearance, and couldn't help but think that he couldn't help it, really let this guy go alone, I was afraid that this more than 100 miles of mountain road would have to walk for several hours, and at that time, when the monkey arrived in the Netherworld Valley, all the work would be done by him.
"Okay, okay, come up, I can't carry you anymore!" Chen Dongyang turned around helplessly.
"Hey, hey, hey!" said the monkey with a smirk grin.
As soon as the monkey got on Chen Dongyang's back, Chen Dongyang suddenly felt that this guy was heavier than the bag of gold.
"You guy, why do you look skinny, your back is so heavy, have you eaten a little too much recently, it's time to lose weight!"
"Lose a fart, I'm only over one hundred and twenty, why didn't you see that you were tired when you were carrying gold and luggage!"
"It's said that I'd rather bear a thousand pounds of soil, don't memorize half a tael, forget it, I'm too lazy to explain to you!"
Chen Dongyang rose from the ground, so frightened that the monkey was unstable and almost fell.
"Damn, you want to kill me, low, low, I'm afraid of heights!"
"You're afraid of heights!"
Chen Dongyang lowered his height, and after carrying the monkey, he obviously found that his speed had decreased, and he used to jump a distance of forty or fifty zhang, but now after carrying the monkey, it was less than half, and the speed was really reduced.
But although the speed is halved, it is still better than a monkey running alone.
The mountain road of more than 100 miles took an hour yesterday, but today it took Chen Dongyang more than two hours, and by the time he arrived at the Netherworld Valley, the sky was already bright, and the time had come to nine o'clock.
Placing the monkey above the Netherworld Valley, Chen Dongyang went down to the valley alone and found that Tian Xiuling had already gotten up and was practicing his sword in the open space in the valley.
"Good swordsmanship!" Chen Dongyang applauded from afar.
Tian Xiuling looked back and found that it was Chen Dongyang, and couldn't help but blush.
"Miss Tian, I can help you install the solar panels today, and you will be able to use electricity soon!"