Chapter 18: Farts lead to bloodshed
The practice of qi by monks is the process of transforming the aura of heaven and earth into the body, and it is the process of turning the aura of heaven and earth for their own use. There are thousands of exercises in the world, but the basic principles are almost the same.
To put it simply, it is to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth into the body, and then control the traction, travel the meridians in the body according to different routes, and travel the whole body over and over again called Da Zhoutian, and only travel the dantian qi mansion to the place where the heavenly spirit is called Xiao Zhoutian. The big Zhou Tian can condense the aura, and the small Zhou Tian can restore the aura.
Therefore, the cultivation of improving cultivation has to be the Great Zhou Tian, and taking the pill has to be refined according to the Great Zhou Tian.
I put the Qi Pill and the Yellow Bud Pill in my mouth, the Qi Pill was tasteless, the Yellow Ya Pill was a little bitter, and after five minutes, the medicinal power was exerted, and I began to refine the aura.
You don't need to swallow the pill, this is what I only learned recently, I think at the beginning, when I took the Qi Inducing Pill, I was still stupid to swallow, I couldn't swallow it and drank water to swallow, alas, no one taught me, I relied on my own groping, and I said too much to cry.
After taking the pill, the cultivation effect is very fast, I can clearly feel that the aura in my body is slowly growing, three hours later, I refined the third wisp of aura, I am very happy in my heart, according to my usual cultivation speed, it takes forty days to refine a wisp of aura, and now it only takes three hours, this effect is too good.
Although I was happy, I didn't stop cultivating, because the medicinal power was still slowly exerting itself, and the old monk would not deceive me, and the next time I saw him, I would definitely give him a thumbs up. I stabilized my mind and continued to cultivate, trying not to waste a little medicinal power.
The moon and stars were scarce, and the stars shifted, and before I knew it, another four hours passed, and at this time, the medicinal power of the Qi Cultivation Pill and the Yellow Bud Pill was finally exhausted, and I not only succeeded in refining the fourth wisp of aura, but also cultivated for an extra hour with the assistance of the medicinal power, further strengthening the fourth wisp of aura.
My cultivation has finally reached the second level of Qi training, and if I continue to follow this method in the future, my cultivation will no longer be slow, I am sincerely happy, and I can't help but want to scream a few times to vent, but before I can speak first, someone will speak first.
"Senior brother, look at how beautiful the moon in the silicon human world is, I think it is more beautiful than the human world. "It was a nun who spoke, and the voice came from under the boulder.
I looked down and saw two monks, a man and a woman, sitting under the boulder. I was shocked, I was too focused on cultivating just now, and I don't know when these two monks came.
"Senior sister, no matter how beautiful this moon is, it is not as beautiful as you. The monk replied.
Damn, there is a problem with these two people, and with my sense of smell as a single dog for twenty years, I am very sure that there is a sour smell in the air at this time!
"Senior brother, people are not beautiful, you are a liar. The friar said coquettishly.
"How so, when did my brother lie to you?" replied the friar.
"Then you say, where am I beautiful?" asked the friar.
"You're beautiful here, you're beautiful here, you're beautiful here," the friar's voice grew softer and softer, and I listened with my ears sideways. Here, I don't want to eavesdrop on other people's privacy, I just want to understand the source of the sour smell, and study the love between men and women, completely from an academic point of view, without the slightest envy and jealousy, isn't it fragrant to be a single dog?
"Senior brother, your hands, ah~ you are so annoying! Don't..."The nun said coquettishly.
I'm grass, this is too much, the single dog expressed strong protest, just feed me dog food, do you still want to be in front of me, do you do something?
All children with motion sickness, please get out of the car, now the old driver is going to drive!
I saw that the male monk's hand had reached into the monk's arms, I couldn't see the specifics, the monk looked pretty good, the sides of her cheeks were red in the moonlight, her eyes were closed, her eyelashes trembled slightly, and her two slender legs were clamped tightly...
The friar's movements grew louder and larger, and he began to move his hands up and down. I'm a little dizzy, quickly wiped the nosebleed, the next is not suitable for children, although I am not a gentleman, but I also know that it is not good to peek like this, but I can't leave secretly, here is seven or eight meters high from the ground, and there is no place to step on the hand, it is not good to go down and make a noise to alarm people.
Or I'll just stay here, close my eyes, and don't look at it, and I won't look at it.
"Ah~" The sound came, and I couldn't help but glance at it. This doesn't work, I can't look at it anymore, my concentration is too poor, so I quickly cover my eyes.
"Hmm~ Senior sister, I'm going in..."
I can bear this, and the majority of single dogs can't bear it! Since you are like this, I will see you! Thinking so, I lay on the boulder and peeked, but as soon as I lay down, my stomach suddenly hurt.
"Poof", I let out a fart, not loud, but in this quiet night, it sounded obvious, I quickly held back!
I really didn't mean to do this fart, I've been running around for the past few days, I don't have time to arrange food, all I eat is Bigu Dan, this kind of pill is full for a day, there are no side effects, the only drawback is that I will put a very stinky fart after eating, I didn't expect that my fart yesterday is suddenly going to be released now.
"Brother, what sound do you see?" said the friar.
"Hmm? Why didn't I hear that. The monk listened for a while, "No sound, junior sister, don't be afraid, there is a senior brother, no one dares to bully you, let me kiss again..."
"Poof~" Another one, I really want to put this fart, I was forcibly stopped before, I endured it very hard, and I had to leak another paragraph.
This time, the monk also heard it, and saw that he immediately got up, sacrificed a ring magic weapon, looked around and said, "Who is pretending to be a ghost, get out of here!"
I..."Puff~Puff~Puff..."Okay, it's clean, don't put it up with it...
"Brother, someone is on top of the boulder!" cried the friar.
The monk immediately threw out the ring and threw it at me, and I tumbled down the boulder and dodged the ring, which was struck by the ring and split in half.
"Two fellow Daoists, misunderstanding!" "I fell from the boulder and ate, and seeing that the magic weapon of the ring was so powerful, I hurriedly explained out loud.
"Who are you!"
"I'm from the Monks, and that's my ID. I took out my identity card to prove my identity, and at the same time explained: "I practiced on the boulder yesterday evening, I don't know that the two Taoist friends are here to enjoy the moon, I am very sorry for disturbing the two of you, I'm sorry for the two, I'll leave first if there's nothing to do, and there will be a period later." ”
I wanted to run away with oil on the soles of my feet, but the friar wouldn't.
"I practiced here yesterday evening, so why didn't you just make a reminder? It is clear that you have a bad intention!" The male monk was very angry, the consequences were very serious, and what was even worse was that the female monk also added fuel to the fire: "Senior brother, has he seen everything, I have no face to see people." ”
I'm dizzy, are you all dressed well? What do I see? Even if I see it, shouldn't people be more open-minded in a thousand years? Although I think so in my heart, I don't say so in my mouth.
"This Taoist girl, I swear I didn't see anything, you were just pulling hands just now, really!"
"Senior brother, he just saw it!
a meow big-headed ghost, is this the legendary coquettish monster?!
The monk was really furious, and shouted, "Look at my magic weapon, the four elephant rings!"
I couldn't dodge it, I was hit by the ring and fell into the dirt pit, but luckily I had a vestment to block most of the impact, otherwise I would have lost my life. The monk's blow didn't use all his strength, but my cultivation was too low, and I couldn't defend against spells, so I just relied on my own robes to resist, I looked down and my heart collapsed: my newly bought robes were torn into strips of cloth.
When the monk saw that I was knocked away so easily, he was also shocked and quickly withdrew the magic weapon.
The monks have a decree that those who kill their comrades should be punished, and this is to restrain the monks from killing each other for the sake of the treasure, and now this decree has saved my life.
When the rings were taken back, and I crawled out of the pit, the monk took a closer look, and saw that I was not seriously injured, and his anger burned again, and he rushed forward and grabbed me, and beat me violently.
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"Stop, why are you fighting here?" a fairy in white flew in the air and scolded the male monk, "You two are both Terrans, why are you fighting? You still don't let him go!"