48. The white rabbit has a mole
Inside the gate of the Dongling Courtyard, under the huge screen, two figures, one large and one small, squatted.
Lingshen villain, a thousand years old, learned to be like Mu Yun half-squatting on the ground, resting on the stool with one foot cocked, and said in a milky voice: "Grandpa, how do we look like puppies peeing?"
On his head, Mu Yun shuddered, he hugged his head and cried miserably: "Help, my grandfather has become a sperm, and the dog will beat people!"
The cold Qinghong sword was pressed against his neck, and the little man restrained himself a little, dancing with his hands and face, and said: "Ho ho ho, what kind of sword is the sword, it is grandpa's big sword! ”
Mu Yun thought that he was walking the rivers and lakes, and he was already shameless, but he didn't expect this spirit ginseng essence to be even more shameless than himself, and he couldn't stop when he seized the opportunity.
But people are hypocritical, and who doesn't like to be praised all the time?
What's more, the little man of Lingshen is not weak in praising people, he praises people, he does not make something out of nothing, but starts from the facts, praises people to size properly, at most only a little polish, so that the praised person is happy, but not embarrassed.
Mu Yun was very useful in his heart, but he had a serious expression on his face, he took his sword out of the sheath, pierced the chest of the spirit ginseng villain with a sword, and said righteously: "Warn you, talk nonsense again, be careful of flying swords to take your head." ”
"uh~~~"
"What I say is a word of conscience~"
With a long tail note, the little man of Lingshen fell back for a long time, his two white and tender little hands, making a desperate appearance of covering the wound, "struggling in pain" on the ground, and did not forget to murmur in his mouth:
"I, my grandfather's mana is boundless. Grandson, grandson was pierced in the chest by a sword from grandpa, feeling, feeling that his life essence was disappearing rapidly, I, I must be dying. ”
After he finished speaking, he glanced at Mu Yun with slanted eyes, Mu Yun sneered, and immediately understood his intentions.
I saw Mu Yun pick up the little man who was struggling in pain, tapped it a few times on him in the air, and said solemnly: "Don't worry, I have sealed a few of your key tricks, and you can't die." ”
"Really, really?"
The little ginseng jumped up, and his face was full of surprise: "I, don't I really have to die?"
"Grandpa is mighty, long live grandpa!" Lingginseng villain is really like an amnesty, dancing with his hands, happy to the point of deformation.
These two pretended to be crazy and stupid, and they had a lot of fun.
The screen in front of you is called the wind and rain map, and with a pre-built landscape formation, you can show the situation in the world in real time.
This landscape map was funded and built by the Great Xia Dynasty, and the purpose was to highlight the noble identity of Luocheng, a celestial spy who was enshrined in the sky. The wind and rain map can not only show the life of Dongling Town in real time, but once it is connected with a larger landscape formation, it can theoretically project what is happening in the entire southern Toadzhou on it.
Among the people on the mountain, there are often high-profile swords. For example, when Zhong Kui asked Jian Xuandu to watch the first apprentice, the people on the mountain in the entire southern Chanzhou, even those old monsters who closed the door of life and death, hated to go to the scene to watch the ceremony.
But not everyone is a fairy of the Yuanying Immortal, there is a magic power to view the mountains and rivers, so there are middlemen to provide wind and rain map services, people who want to see, only need to buy a special wind and rain map in advance, when the war starts, just keep throwing the fairy money into it, you can see the picture of the war in real time.
Legend has it that back then, Zhong Kui asked the first disciple of the Xuandu Temple, and a sword split the forest sea of the Xuandu Temple, which made countless monks in the Middle Five Realms in the southern Toadzhou exclaim that the future was terrifying.
In just two days, in the land of Hezhou, the middlemen of the wind and rain map had accumulated 200 years of inventory and immediately sold out.
After Zhong Kui waited for the sword to be on the sea, he suddenly asked the sword Baiyun Temple for the second time, and the first disciple of the Baiyun Temple, He Jiulin, was humiliated, and the monks of countless sects stared at the wind and rain map with wide eyes, calling the mother to sell batches, and still ask the sword like this!
On that day, in order to watch Zhong Kui ask the sword, some small and medium-sized sects even did not hesitate to spend their savings for many years.
It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that Zhong Kui is the mastermind behind this sword, and he took a large amount of fairy money to travel to Beiju Luzhou, which makes people envious.
Cai Wei stood next to the wind and rain map, like a personal maid of a rich and noble family, she held a pot of fairy money, threw it into it one by one, frowned and said: "Childe, can we really use this screen to find the whereabouts of Yushu?"
"Lose, lose, keep throwing!"
Cai Wei asked for help, but forgot to throw money inside, and the picture of the landscape map was interrupted for a while, and Mu Yun, who was in a hurry, hurriedly urged her.
He smiled and said, "That's nature, if we destroy the Mountain Monarch Temple and cut off the resources of that old boy's cultivation, he will definitely not be able to sit still." Your son and I are not good men and women, how can I wait for him to come to the door first?"
"Hehe, you just wait to watch the show, Xiao Caiwei, if you don't prepare three or five big pits for him, the kind of giant pit that falls into it carelessly, gets covered in, and wants to find a place to wash it and gets drenched in urine, I won't be your favorite son!"
"But the premise of digging a pit!"
Mu Yun grabbed Cai Wei's shoulders with both hands, looked serious, and said solemnly: "It's all up to you! ”
For Mu Yun's plan to dig a pit, Cai Wei could only continue to throw money inside, her delicate face, two brows furrowed, and she whispered: "Childe is really a loser, all the immortal money looted in the Shanjun Temple is about to bottom out." ”
As Cai Wei threw the money into it again, there was a picture on the landscape map again, this time it was the bathhouse in Dongling Town, the clouds were steaming and foggy, and the green silk was vaguely visible, and the carcass was picturesque.
The little man of Lingshen instantly sat up straight, staring at the blood-gushing picture, hehehehe smirked.
Mu Yun coughed: "Don't worry about money, son, I, am the kind of person who is reluctant to spend money?"
Cai Wei could only feel distressed and continued to throw money into it.
After a while, Cai Wei felt a little surprised, these two people looked at the landscape map, they had been playing and playing without seriousness, why did they suddenly concentrate?
She wanted to take a look at it, but unexpectedly, the landscape map shook for a while, and the picture was changed, and at this time it showed the scene in front of the Drunken Immortal Tower.
Mu Yun touched his nose and asked, "Sun'er, do you know what the military general named Han Qingzhi and the Nanda Battalion Iron Guards have?"
The little man shuddered, rolled his eyes upward, tried to make a reminiscence, and replied, "It's him, a decapitated general." ”
Mu Yun asked, "What is a decapitated general?"
"Isn't that obvious?"
Lingshen villain said: "Yelang Country and Qiu Ying Kingdom are not opponents above the horizontal line at all. The camp in southern Xinjiang does not belong to any faction above the court, like water without roots. On the surface, now the Beidaying is going to the front line of Bingzhou, and it is menacing. I dare to pack a ticket, according to the troops of the southern battalion, within five days will receive a paper order, the military headquarters will order them to go north, rush to the front line to fight. ”
"Han Qingzhi, as well as the group of two hundred and five under his command, will definitely be stupid to sing how can he say that he has no clothes and his son, and happily thinks that he can make great achievements in the war and pay homage to the marquis. ”
"Once the war starts, the emperor's own son, Beidaying, has done enough gimmicks, and it should be Nandaying's turn to rush forward and fight hard. ”
The little man of Lingshen shook his head and sighed: "Poor Han Qingzhi, a tiger general with an iron-blooded Danxin, and an iron guard of 10,000 people under his command, all come from the brave and warlike southern Xinjiang, and each person has a long spear, all of which are carefully trained by him, and his combat power is unique." It's a pity that the Lord will be powerless and destined to be cannon fodder. ”
Mu Yun: "These are the secrets of Yelang Country, how do you know?"
The little man of Lingshen puffed up his chest and said proudly: "In this world, there are still things that are not clear to the old paper?"
He was slapped by Mu Yun on the head, and then he said honestly: "Don't hide it, grandpa, that rat spirit manipulates the political affairs of Yelang State, his cave mansion is full of all kinds of newspapers, grandson, I have nothing to do, so I should pass the time." ”
"It's not that my grandson is ashamed, even in the harem of the Yelang monarch, which concubine White Rabbit has a mole, I know it clearly!"
Not surprisingly, he received another slap on the head, because Cai Wei looked curious: "Why does the white rabbit have a mole?"
"This rabbit is not the other rabbit, the breed is different. Mu Yun snorted and diverted the topic.
Mu Yun sighed and said, "Just because Han Qingzhi doesn't belong to any faction, a tiger general, he should be easily buried?"
After the little man of Lingshen put his hands on his shoulders, he began to circle around Mu Yun and scolded: "Stupid, there are bubbles in the brain, and the brain is full of loyalty to the country." ”
"A good pair of brave loyalty, the court doesn't know how to cherish it, but I feel very distressed. Zhang Fei appeared and came out, startling the little ginseng.
The villain scolded your grandmother for her legs, and almost jumped up to reason with Zhang Fei.
Lao Tzu is a fairy of the Six Realms, Lao Tzu doesn't want a card?
gave Mu Yun a kick on the buttocks, and the spirit ginseng villain flew out instantly, not forgetting that it was really comfortable to shout in the air.
Zhang Fei clenched his fists, as a ghost general, his dark green illusory body was extremely tall at the moment: "I am also a robe of Yelang Country, and I don't want those good sons to bury their lives in vain." If you can, please rescue one or two. ”
Mu Yun smiled and asked, "This matter is simple, but why should I make a move?"
Zhang Fei said: "There is nothing to owe anymore, if there is an afterlife, I am willing to be a cow and a horse." ”
Mu Yun shook his head: "It's too much to say this, don't you know that I, Mu Yun, have been upright all my life, and I can't see heroes suffering." ”
Cai Wei, who was shining with beautiful eyes, sat under the vine not far away, looking at him naughty, and couldn't help but laugh out of his little tiger teeth.
Mu Yun beckoned, Cai Wei walked over with a smile, and Mu Yun asked, "Cai Wei, the big war is coming, how about I take you to the Dongling Town Market to see the scenery?"
Cai Wei comes from the desolate world, everything in the world is very new to her, and she is naturally happy.