Chapter 5: Autistic Plug-ins (II)
"Licking learning" is a profound knowledge.
It spans many disciplines such as linguistics, philosophy, social psychology, communication, and animal behavior, and is a comprehensive theory covering a wide range of fields.
In a world where people are absolutely equal, there is no room for "licking learning".
However, once the absolute equality between people is broken, then "licking learning" will come into being.
When human beings are in an unequal and weak position, but they begin to chase the side in a strong position, then they will inevitably fall into the dilemma of "licking learning". Unless you can get rid of your own weak position, otherwise, in the long run, people will eventually become a "licking dog". Especially in real life, this kind of long-term pursuit in a vulnerable environment is often unavoidable.
Therefore, human beings will eventually become licking dogs.
In his previous life, Bai Drifter could barely be regarded as a "good dog".
Although in his previous life, only in front of his boss and leader who held his job, Bai Piao would incarnate into a magical existence like "licking dog", other than that, he had no other more experience.
However, Bai Piao, who has no talent and experience, still licks the "respect" of his boss with his tenacious perseverance and desperate efforts. Just because he has worked hard enough to "lick the dog", so that when the bosses and leaders are bored, they will not go to the trouble of white drift in order to relieve boredom like they do with other colleagues.
Therefore, in order to impress the "Agua leader" who has become extremely cold, Bai Piao resolutely chose the magical "licking" road at the first time.
Of course, not everyone can calmly accept the existence of "licking dogs", for example, Dongfeng and Luo Luo next to Bai Piao are looking at His Excellency the Grand Imam who is licking Agua on horseback with a gaze of three points disgust and seven points disgust.
For their dislike, Bai Drift will not blame, they are still too young and too ignorant.
They don't know what they're licking right now?
This is a legendary Xiaobaiwen-level plug-in!
It's the existence of being hugged by countless traversers and shouting "Dad"!
What happened to the collapse of the character?
Shameless, what's wrong?
With a gold finger, you will naturally have a face!
But if you don't have a plug-in, you're a younger brother!
There is a good saying, lose your dignity, lose a lot, lose your plug-in, lose everything!
Bai Drift has never been a person who forgets his roots, on the contrary, he knows very well what is the reason why he has been able to get to this point today!
Think about back then, when the plug-in was in hand, Bai Drift wanted to be willful, willful, stubborn, stubborn, no one dared to do anything?
God boss, he is white drifting, naturally he is the second two;
However, now that the plug-in itself has "lived", Bai Drift has no choice but to become a grandson. If he wants to continue to enjoy the benefits of plug-ins, he can only lick one after another, lick without forgetting his life, and spare no effort to lick.
"Guagua, I want to exchange for a pair of rusty fish scale armor, is it inconvenient for you?"
Bai Piao led the mule and horse as he walked forward, and said cautiously to Ah Gua.
When he turned around, he happened to see the other party's cold face, so Bai Piao immediately made a sudden realization, and then automatically explained to the other party:
"Oh, I'm not in the mood!"
"How about adding stat points?"
"Can't do it either?"
"By the way, why don't we go to the mall and trade?"
......
Seeing that he had performed a ninety-nine-eighty general licking technique, Ah Gua was still as steady as Mount Tai, immovable, and had no intention of communicating with him.
Seeing this situation, Bai Drift's mood that had warmed up slightly because of the reappearance of the plug-in was once again shrouded by a dark cloud called an uncertain future.
The ruthless reality is pushing Bai Piao's fantasy and his badly wounded heart into the abyss called despair, little by little.
At this bad moment, a group of people suddenly appeared on the side of the avenue.
This group of people, all of them have the temperament of a road fighter, the dress of a street fighter, and the chin of Thanos, they are covered in patchwork and unknown clothes, and they also hold a variety of weapons in their hands, the worst of which is also a wooden stick or a stone axe.
The group of people who suddenly appeared, without saying a word, walked directly onto the avenue, and then nine people lined up, blocking the direction of Bai Piao's progress. They put on a fierce look, and it didn't look like they were going to have a friendly exchange with Bai Piao.
Obviously, these guys are looking forward to a deliberate "encounter".
Bai Piao, who was not in a good mood, saw this situation, and his face immediately became gloomy.
In the middle of the bathing sea, on the Lapi Plain in the middle of the Shoehorn Peninsula, there is a famous Nima River.
As early as the Platinum Age, a branch of the wise people migrated to the left bank of the Nima River, and they established a small agricultural settlement about a hundred kilometers from the coastline.
Relying on the warm climate conditions and superior geographical location here, the wise people have slowly developed this small stronghold. As time passed, the economy took off and the population grew, and eventually, what was once an insignificant agricultural settlement became a city that had never been seen before.
This great city, like a crouching lion, is entrenched on the bank of the Nima River, its traffic is very developed, there are twelve avenues in, twelve avenues out, wealth gathers here, business travelers gather here, high and big city walls, across the river and mountains, twists and turns, giving people an extraordinary sense of security.
This majestic and magnificent city built by wise people is the capital of the great Brainless God Kingdom - Bai Qi.
It is the proof of the care of the brainless gods on earth, and it is the crystallization of the wisdom and wealth of the people of God's kingdom.
To this day, proud brain-dead people always love to put a sentence on their lips:
The kingdom of the brain-dead God is the heart of the world;
And Bai is the heart of the kingdom of God.
Today, however, their proud hearts, are on fire.
In the city of Baiqi under the sunset, the fire caused by the turmoil is still spreading.
Sergeants, mercenaries, slaves, and the new brain-dead who had just been liberated by Monagor and turned from slavery to freedmen were all fighting in open flames in this ancient city, carrying out their own "carnivals".
On the square in front of the Supreme House of the Kingdom of God, the tall statue of the god of war stood silently in the center, quietly watching the farce of mortals.
Around the square, corpses with lost heads could be seen everywhere, blood smeared the old streets, and weepings, wails, and shouts of murder, accompanied by fear and the smell of blood, mingled in the sky over the capital. The once bustling streets are now empty, with no one in sight, except for the occasional squads of heavily armed thugs laughing as they pass by.
These mobs, having received the promise of those in power, turned their heads, screamed and raised their butcher knives, they cut off the heads of their former masters, raped the women of their neighbors, plundered their property, slaughtered lives, ignored all laws and morals, and wantonly ravaged this city, which represents the pride of the kingdom of God.
The once prosperous ancient capital, at this moment, fell into unprecedented blood and fear. This fear will only be completely forgotten until the next bloodier and more horrific killing is overcome.
In the northeast corner of the square, there was a group of three people, trembling all the way to avoid the thugs who were "carnivaling", and walked straight to the bulletin stand. The leader of the three is a fat, greasy-looking baby-faced press officer, and the two people who follow him are his entourage.
The fat press officer was supported by two attendants, shivering incessantly, and moved towards the bulletin stand, he did not dare to look at the atrocities that were taking place, he could not bear to listen to the wails and weepings of the persecuted, and at this moment, he longed to give birth to a pair of wings and escape from this hellish city.
In fact, if it weren't for his duties as a press officer, he would rather lose half of his fortune than venture to the heart of this hell on earth.
"Ahem!"
After being helped onto the bulletin stand by two entourage, the fat press officer faced the square, cleared his throat, and then read aloud according to a notice in his hand:
"Dear, dear, strong, great, brave and kind citizens of the Brainless Kingdom of God!"
"The wise and wise House has made a decision!"
"In view of the various crimes committed by So/Ha Zhendixiu and his henchmen against the people of the Kingdom of God in the past, they have deeply trampled on the sacred laws and seriously desecrated the noble gods, and their actions have threatened the foundation of the great Kingdom of God!"
"Therefore, today, all the wise men of the House of the Divine Pole, under the witness of the brain-dead gods, have the right to judge with the citizens of the kingdom of God......"
"Convict So/Ha Zhendixiu and his henchmen of committing a total of seven unforgivable crimes, including treason, blasphemy, and endangering public safety!"
"At the same time, the wise and wise House has also decided to list all these villains who have committed unforgivable crimes as enemies of the kingdom of God!"
"From now on, Zhen Dixiu himself and his henchmen will be stripped of their status as citizens of the Kingdom of God, and they will no longer be protected by the laws of the Kingdom of God. ”
"From this time onwards, any man, including the slaves of the aforementioned traitors, who sees any of them in the land of God, may take up arms and deprive them of their lives, and thereafter take possession of all or part of their property, and receive the corresponding bounty given by the House of Representatives. ”
"It is the duty of any citizen of the kingdom of God who is able to kill him as soon as he sees him and his henchmen. ”
"They are the criminals of war, they are the source of turmoil, and there is no need for mercy, no mercy for these blasphemers. ”
"The great kingdom of God will not tolerate or compromise the traitors. ”
Reading this, the fat press officer's heart couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and now, he only had the last closing sentence of the official convention. After reading this sentence, he can end this thrilling "journey to hell".
Seeing that he would soon be able to return to his safe and comfortable nest, the fat press officer's originally bad mood even improved a little, and he turned to a soothing tone and read out the last closing sentence of the announcement:
"May the gods fool their brains!"
Immediately after reading the announcement, the press officer muttered in a low voice, confirming to his entourage:
"Okay, right?"
"There's one more ad left, sir!"
Next to him, the attendant, who was also trembling, handed him another record board.
As soon as he heard the other party's answer, he realized that he couldn't leave here immediately, and immediately glared at the entourage resentfully, as if his current predicament was caused by the other party, he pursed his lips tightly, the corners of his mouth sank, and a pair of dead fish eyes stared at the record board handed over by the other party, and the whole person was so aggrieved that it was like a child of more than two hundred pounds.
After a moment of grievance, he finally snatched the record board from the entourage's hand.
After all, whether it is complaining or scolding now, it is useless to leave this place of right and wrong in front of you. At this moment, the only thing that can save his life is the real "mouth cannon" technology.
So, the press officer took a sharp breath, quickly calmed down, and then, with just one glance, he scanned the entire content of the advertisement. Immediately after, the press officer opened his mouth, like a cannon, and without pause, read all the advertising words on the record board in one breath:
"This week's free drinking water, provided by the Gling Brothers. ”
"The real brain-dead person only drinks the water of the mentally retarded of Geling!"
"Green's mentally retarded water, sweet water, pure water, blessings from the Nerve Mountain, truly trustworthy drinking water in the kingdom of God!"
"After drying this cup of mentally retarded water, I will still be a brain-dead person in the next life!"
As soon as the "mouth cannon" was over, the fat press officer immediately threw the record board into the arms of the entourage, and then without waiting for the two entourages to come over to help, he jumped off the bulletin table like a "fly" on his own.
"Quick, quick, let's go!"
The press officer who "flew" off the bulletin booth showed a posture that was very different from the past, he spread his two little fat short legs in a panic, and ran desperately to safety, and at the same time, he did not forget to turn around and urge the two entourages behind him to keep up with his footsteps. After the two of them caught up, the three of them helped me and I pulled you, full of horsepower, and disappeared out of the square like a smoke.
At this time, on the west side of the square, another group of mercenaries came, and they escorted a group of embarrassed and ragged nobles over.
Arriving at the statue of the god of war, a mercenary stood up, facing the square where blood and heads were flying, facing the street where atrocities were constantly taking place, and began to loudly accuse the "crimes" of the so-called "sinners" they had escorted, and then announced the death penalty for these nobles.
After going through this distracting trial, the mercenaries hurried to the poor people who had been beaten to lose their minds, and raised the axe in their hands, which was still stained with blood.
As the sun sets, the afterglow shines on the ancient city walls, as bright as blood.
In the sacred and solemn brain-dead capital, the killing continues.