Chapter 5: You're worth an old sow
Mu Yang also noticed the movement on the roof, so he didn't pay much attention to it, leaning on the stove, waiting for the time for stew.
"That's it...... It's that the royal people discussed with the eldest brother to set a baby kiss for Yangyang, let Yangyang join the royal family, and they will give out the cultivation resources, and then Yangyang will be regarded as a common disciple of our two families......"
The Seventh Elder saw that the Fifth Elder's face was getting worse and worse, and persuaded with a wry smile, "Indeed, Yangyang is a rare immortal body in ten thousand years, and resources are not missing, but in our family's situation, Yangyang is seven years old and has not eaten meat yet......"
"Indeed, if you enter the royal family, you can eat once a year...... at least," the fifth elder muttered.
The fifth elder suddenly jumped up and kicked more than ten tiles away, and suddenly the entire roof was filled with light, "his uncle!
Mu Yang hurriedly closed the lid of the pot, so that the soil was not sprinkled into the pot.
"Isn't it just a mouthful of meat! I'm going now, and I won't come back without meat!"
By the time Mu Yang looked up, the five elders had already run down the mountain.
"Why did the fifth master go, my meat will be stewed immediately......" Mu Yang was a little confused.
The Seventh Elder scratched his head, "I should have gone hunting." ”
The meat in the pot was almost stewed, and Mu Yang turned on the fire at another stove, skillfully cutting the tomatoes and beating the eggs.
"Yangyang, how do you feel very familiar. The Seventh Elder watched Mu Yang's movements from the sidelines.
Mu Yang shrugged: "Actually, I used to be a cook. ”
"Cut, if you don't say it, forget it, it's still a lie. The Seventh Elder stood aside with his arms crossed.
After a few pillars of incense, Mu Yang took out half of the meat in the pot, and covered the other half with a lid, as did the tomato egg noodles.
"Let's keep half for ourselves. Mu Yang blinked at the puzzled Seventh Elder.
"Hey, hey, hey. The Seventh Elder followed with a lewd smile, helped Mu Yang carry his things, and followed Mu Yang to the main hall.
The corners of Mu Yang's mouth hooked up a smile.
It's time for the barbarians of another world to experience the food of my hometown.
Before entering the main hall, the hall was already restless, and everyone watched Mu Yang and the Seven Elders raise their legs and enter the main hall.
"Everyone, today's food is made by my Seven Emotions Sect Immortal Gu Muyang alone. The Seventh Elder stood behind Mu Yang and said in a loud voice.
Mu Yang nodded and unfolded the lid on the braised pork in front of everyone.
A burst of golden light came out of the bowl, and for a moment it was difficult to see what was in the bowl.
If Mu Yang can see it, he will definitely recognize it, this is the ability that only a young special chef has, the sleeve is golden, and the cooking is golden.
“......”
A smell of meat wafted out of the bowl, and Mu Yang could hear the sound of everyone swallowing saliva in the hall.
"Yangyang, raise your head, you are too dazzling, you can't see what's in the bowl for the teacher. ”
"Oh......" Mu Yang touched his head, a little unconscious.
The size of each piece of meat in the bowl was almost the same, the size of a thumb fingernail, and even so, the dozen or so sects present could only get a piece of each sect.
Mu Yang picked it up with chopsticks and put a piece into each plate.
"Good meat, the whole piece of meat is amber, and the seasoning on it is just right, a little more will destroy the beauty of the whole piece of meat!"
"I've only seen this kind of cooking in ancient books. ”
The man in the dragon robe put the whole piece of meat in his mouth, chewed it slowly, and chewed it for a long time before he opened his eyes.
"Brother Qixi, am I willing to exchange an old sow with you for this little brother Muyang?"
"Hiss......"
Suddenly, everyone in the hall took a breath of cold air.
The corners of Mu Yang's mouth twitched twice, and he was about to scold subconsciously, but seeing that everyone's expressions were wrong, he asked in a low voice, "Seventh Master, are you sure he is not scolding me?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, whether he is worth a sow or not, you will eat the meat on the plate, and you will have your own measure. ”
The Great Elder stuffed the meat into his mouth, and before he could do so, a mouthful of blood spurted out.
Mu Yang was startled and hurriedly ran up.
"Huh, there's poison in the meat?"
The sixth elder threw the chopsticks in his hand, revealing a look of shock, pointing at Mu Yang and couldn't help but start trembling, "You, you, you, have done this kind of thing to deceive teachers and destroy ancestors!"
"Today, all of you are testifying, today you will cut the flesh and bleed this little kid to fulfill our path ......of immortality!"
"You look like you are a member of the Demon Sect!" the Great Elder threw his chopsticks angrily, kicked the crook of the Sixth Elder's leg, and kicked him to the ground.
The Great Elder excitedly pressed Mu Yang's shoulder.
"Fellow Daoists, I have no joy at the age of seven, and I have never been happy for anything for decades now, and this small piece of meat has made me almost ruined!
As soon as these words came out, the elders of each sect could no longer control their appetites, and picked up the meat on the plate with chopsticks, allowing the juniors they brought to look at them with their eyes.
If it weren't for the fact that there was really not much meat, Mu Yang would have wanted to give them some.
The six elders muttered twice, pouted and sat down, and also stuffed the meat into their mouths.
Some evil-hearted elders licked their plates silently, leaving two chopsticks for the aggrieved juniors to take a sip.
After these two mouthfuls, the eyes of everyone had a faint fanatical meaning, as if it was not a person standing here, but a lively old sow.
Mu Yang unconsciously took a step back, as if he saw the drooling eyes of a group of six elders.
"A sow ......"
"That's right, it's really a sow. ”
Mu Yang touched his chin and looked around carefully, thinking that no one might be able to beat him with this little slap.
"Guys, this second course. Mu Yang said loudly, and immediately attracted everyone's attention to himself.
This is a bowl of noodles, the soup is red and bright, and there is a golden and red dragon wandering, supplemented by white fairy clouds hidden under the soup.
"This ...... It's a wonderland!"
I don't know who exclaimed, and the people in the hall let out a soft sigh one after another.
Mu Yang picked out a noodle for each sect, plus a small spoonful of noodle soup.
There is a sect that has nothing in the noodle soup, and it almost fights with the sect with a relatively large egg.
Mu Yang waved his sleeves, looked at everyone, and sighed in his heart.
The behavior of these sect elders is not an incentive for the younger generations, and only by cultivating hard can it be possible to take this bite of meat from the mouths of the sect elders.
"Since it was discovered by my Muyang, the strength of the Northern Wilderness is respected like a wolf pack, so I will name this behavior ......"
Mu Yang looked at the fierceness of those sects from their bones, and his eyes flashed.
"The Law of Stray Dogs!"
The other sects ate the contents of the plate and wanted to say something after being shocked, but after hesitating, they shook their heads with a wry smile.
They knew they couldn't afford the price of an old sow.
Only this royal family has this ability.
"Hey, today is really worth the trip, fellow Daoists, farewell, and welcome the fairy bones to our Tianping Mountain as a guest. ”
The old man who gave away the big stick bone stood up and reluctantly bowed his hand to everyone.
Leaving after eating is a good character of the Northern Wilderness.
Since you have finished eating, if you still stay here, you have to ask the main family to take out something to entertain, which is a big taboo in the Northern Wilderness.
With this old man taking the lead, many sects reluctantly followed the old man and said goodbye in turn.
Mu Yang wrote down one by one in his heart, and this will be the source of the seasoning in the future.
The second elder and the others also got up and politely escorted them to the temple gate.
Now only the man in the dragon robe is still sitting there.
"Where's the fifth? Call over and discuss something. The Great Elder looked left and right, but he didn't see where the big bald head was.
"Fifth brother went hunting. The Seventh Elder touched the back of his head.
The Great Elder's eyes glared, "This melon skin, don't do business, forget it, come over, let's discuss it together." ”
"You ......" Mu Yang squinted his eyes and quietly took a few steps back, "It's not going to be a discussion about exchanging me for an old sow, right?"
"Since that's the case......" The sixth elder showed a strange smile on his face, and as soon as he said four words, he was hugged by the great elder.
The evil smile of the six elders gradually regained its calmness, "Then you will eat and drink well after you pass......
"It's not...... You're not really going to sell me, are you?"
Mu Yang spoke weakly, his face full of grievances, and the second elder and the seventh elder twitched in their hearts and protected Mu Yang's body.
"Not really, it's just that Long Daoyou wants to marry you a doll kiss. The Great Elder spoke a little embarrassed, "The woman is Long Daoyou's only daughter......
Mu Yang was stunned, to be honest, he never thought that this product of feudal society would one day fall on his head.
Not only were the Second Elder and the others stunned, but even the Sixth Elder secretly wiped the saliva that flowed out.
Mu Yang's thoughts are educated by advanced thoughts, and he is not in love with this kind of self-inflicted love.
Although there is a hint of fantasy......
What's more, the other party is a pound of pork belly with skin as soon as he makes a move, which shows that the family is well-off, and this kind of unearned life happens to be happy.
"Hey, hey......" Mu Yang laughed a few times.
But after a slight reaction, his expression changed rapidly, and he suddenly became serious, "Don't be like this, we and other cultivators are dedicated to the Tao, not to mention, how can I start a family if I don't start a business, I can't give Ling Qianjin a future now, how can I be nostalgic for the love of my children, and I can't agree to my son-in-law." ”
Mu Yang waved his sleeves and pretended to walk towards the door of the hall.
The corners of the mouth twitched when everyone saw this, and the old dragonman's smile stiffened a lot.
"It's not a big deal, family, things are divided between each other, maybe my position will be sat by my grandson in the future. ”
Mu Yang muttered in his heart, "I haven't written a word about it, and I have already promised the throne to our son?" I wondered if the Northern Wilderness didn't engage in family planning, was the old dragon not good or the girl was shocked ...... heaven?"
The old dragon man looked at Mu Yang's dripping eyes, and regretted it a little in his heart.
"Yangyang, be cautious, women are tigers. The Seventh Elder whispered a word in Mu Yang's ear.