Chapter 1 Strawberry Panties
Last night at the gate of the community, an aunt came over and said:
"I'm your dad. ”
My temper is notoriously explosive, and in the face of this mentally ill aunt, I decisively asked my brothers to send her away. I knocked her out with an iron rod while she was entangled with her brother, and I was shocked and goosebumps when I watched her look back at me with the affectionate look in her eyes.
My name is Zhang Yuan, and I am the head of the combat group of the headquarters of the special department, and I am responsible for the calming down of all unnatural and supernatural phenomena. In short, it's a secret job that ordinary people don't know.
According to the department's intelligence group, there is a person with extremely dangerous abilities hiding in this community. Due to the very high level of danger given by the intelligence group, and the other strong captains in my group just went out on a mission, there was no choice but to go out in person.
How can we say that there are two sides to everything, so there is a distinction between the world of ordinary people and the world of cultivators, and it can also be said that there is a distinction between the present world and the real world. Why are there so many myths and legends in the world, and so many mysterious events?
At the beginning of heaven and earth, the beginning of the universe, the energy that constitutes our world is everywhere, and we call this powerful and mysterious energy the Yuan Force.
There are always people who pursue this mysterious power, and there are people who are born with the ability to perceive it. But those who can harness this power are always in the minority in a vast world. For example, the gods of various religious legends, the so-called sects of cultivating immortals in ancient times, and various superpowers, including magic, are all the results of mastering the power of the yuan.
This is the third day of the mission, and there is no movement in the room where the mission target is located. It wasn't until last night that this aunt appeared, and she came up and said that she was my father! I was so grumpy that I just wanted to send her away, but I didn't expect her to make a move, and her skills were not bad, and the four brothers I brought with me together didn't take her down!
I couldn't help it, I couldn't help but knock her out with an iron rod, and seeing her rich eyes at the end made me think that there was something wrong with her, and the brothers also thought that her origin was not simple.
So I specially contacted the intelligence team to help me investigate, but the result was really unknown, and there was no file of her in the huge database of the department! The point is that even I didn't see the origin of her skills, and I couldn't feel the existence of Yuan Li, and her actions were like instinctive reactions. And as soon as she opened her mouth, she said:
"I'm your dad. ”
Oh, how many years has that old thing been missing?
Looking at the sleeping mysterious aunt in the back row of the business car. At such an old age, he is still wearing a Japanese student uniform, what a fart!
Suddenly, I saw it. I'm sorry it was a pure accident, and I have no interest in old women. I saw that the underwear she accidentally exposed because of her sleeping position was actually strawberry panties! It was not an accident that the old woman actually pretended to be tender and wore strawberry panties, but the surveillance, and the strawberry panties hanging outside the window of the room where the suspected target was located!
I hurriedly fixed my eyes on the window, and the underwear was really gone! Just in case, I asked Li Bi to check it.
This kid was immediately intimidated:
"Big brother, are you kidding me! I don't have any combat ability, what should I do if I hang up?"
"Don't talk nonsense with me! If nothing else, there should be no one in the house. ”
I finished and glanced at the back row. Everyone else was surprised.
"What if it's an accident?" said Li Bi.
"Damn, don't you want to go!"
Damn, as soon as he exited, this kid got out of the car. Don't look at this kid so poor, ability is definitely the most convenient. Born with a sense of Yuan Li, he has the ability to steal and penetrate walls, which is extremely convenient. After this kid mastered it, he began to peep into the girls' bathroom and steal the bank.
It was when Li Bi was in his second year of junior high school, and one morning at school he was taken to the department for testing and education. This kid was fearless at first, thinking that his ability could make it easy for him to escape. When he slipped to the door, he was caught by an old man at the door! This old man was Li Qingfeng, the head of the department's previous headquarters intelligence group and the current head of the famous Wudang faction in the rivers and lakes. The cultivation of the head of Qingfeng was already unfathomable, and almost everyone in the rivers and lakes knew his name.
Li Bi was not convinced at first when he was arrested, thinking that the old man was lucky. Qingfeng Dao stroked his long white beard and laughed:
"Then you might as well do it again. ”
Li Bi saw that the others didn't stop him, but just smiled at himself a little gloatingly. Young and frivolous, he escaped 13 times in succession, and each time he was caught! At this time, Li Bicai began to panic, a little afraid of this place.
Qingfeng Dao Chief said to Li Bi lovingly:
"I'll let you out this time, and I'll catch you in an hour, okay?"
Li Bi was like a drowning man suddenly grasping the excitement of relying on:
"You're right!"
After saying that, Li Bi disappeared and ran out. An hour and a quarter of an hour later, I saw that the Taoist chief came back with relief, followed by Li Bi. Li Bijing opened his eyes this time and understood that there are people outside the world, and there are heavens outside the sky. And humbly asked the Qingfeng Dao Chief, and became very interested in cultivation, and the Dao Chang also accepted a little apprentice.
Later, I asked him when I was chatting with the head of Qingfeng over tea, and sure enough, when he first saw this child, he had the intention of accepting an apprentice. Who would have thought that this kid was born to jump out, and he didn't make much progress in other Taoism and kung fu, but his cultivation of "divine sense" reached the point where it could be said that he had achieved great success!
Don't look at this kid is a little chubby, and he also pretends to be Sven with a glasses frame. In addition to his innate superpowers, he can use his divine sense to search and monitor within a two-mile radius of the center. Some people say that Erli is a bit less, right? It's a big mistake, even if the head of Qingfeng and even the old-timers in the rivers and lakes are good at this, there are very few who can do it so far. This kid is only 22 years old, and he has already made a lot of achievements in his field, which is why I specially transferred him from the position of the leader of the first squad of the intelligence group of the department headquarters to help.
Li Bi came to me in less than ten minutes after going up, and there was really no one in the house, and after inspection, there was only one trace of a person living in the house, and it was not long, and it was initially estimated to be a week.
After Li Bi returned to the car, I decided to go back to the headquarters first. I kept thinking about it all the way. If this old woman who came up and said that it was my father was the target of our mission, it means that she discovered our existence yesterday or even earlier! And although she is skilled, she is not so terrifying as to make the department so nervous, is the news wrong?
The current head of the intelligence team at the headquarters told me the news in person, otherwise I would not have been able to go out in person. From what I know of him, there is no way he could have made such a low-level mistake. In this way...... Damn, I'm confused. Could it be that this somewhat silly old woman could have something to do with that missing old thing?
"Sinan, don't go back to the headquarters, go to my house. ”
Li Bi and the other two boys all looked at me questioningly, but Sinan didn't hesitate to hit the steering wheel.
Sinan is the captain of the first squad of the logistics group of the headquarters, and he followed me before he became the captain. A first-class hacker, a first-class driver, in addition to these two convenient abilities, is also a first-class writer! On the side, he looks like a calm and introverted heroic brother, but in fact he is a genius among ordinary people. Genius is actually born with a sense of Yuan Li, much more than ordinary people, so he will become a genius. Moreover, there are many ordinary people in the department, and most of them are ordinary people in the intelligence group and the logistics group.
Sinan knows me, and the other two boys usually find it difficult to see me, but this time they suddenly didn't know what was going on with me, but they didn't dare to ask. Li Bi, this kid, because of my friendship with his master, has always seen each other since he was a child, although he knows each other very well, but this kid owes a child!
"Big brother, you won't be looking at 'Dad' in the back row, right?"
I was unmoved.
"No, if you're good at this, I know a few stores have ......"
Before I finished speaking, I was thrown out of the car and lay on the ground feeling the gust of spring breeze.
"The spring breeze is ten miles, it's not as good as the bottom of the skirt...... Ahh
It was the sound of being hit by a backpack thrown out from behind.
On the doorstep, a single-family house in the suburbs. The advantage of working in the department is that the benefits are generous, isn't it! Sinan put the old woman who was still sleeping on the sofa and left with the other two boys.
I sat across from me and lit a cigarette:
"It's time to get up, and when do you want to pretend. ”
"I'm your dad. ”