"Big sister, let me down! I was wrong!"

I was hanging from a big tree on the mountain behind Emei, and Hao Mengxi was beating me upside down with a bamboo stick.

"Sister Xiaoluo!I was wrong, I was really wrong!Spare me!Ah-"

My screams spread throughout Emei, and all the Emei disciples were inexplicable.

Tong Xiaoluo's face was slightly red, and he didn't know whether to stop or continue, and finally couldn't help but say:

"Sister Mengxi, just spare him once!"

The more she talked, the redder her face became.

"No, how can you spare this little pervert who doesn't know how to do it!"

Hao Mengxi hit harder and harder.

"I was wrong! I was really wrong! I shouldn't have peeked at the two masters taking a bath! I was wrong! I was wrong—ah—"

It's okay if I don't say it, but when I say it, Hao Mengxi beats even harder.

"Today, I will let you know what it means to respect teachers!"

So the screams resounded in Emei for a whole afternoon.

"Zhang Yuan, that unlucky ghost who screamed in the afternoon turned out to be you!"

I've been practicing in Emei for a while. It was my roommate who shared the room with me, whose surname was Guo Mingjia, and we all laughed at him as the reincarnation of Guo Fengxiao of the Three Kingdoms.

Guo Jia, this kid rubbed my fiery ass with a plaster, and laughed at me while rubbing that I deserved it.

"What are you laughing at?"

I'm a little upset.

"Did you peek at Uncle Tong taking a bath with that new fairy sister?"

Guo Jia said with a smile.

"How do you know?"

"Are you Uncle Zhang Yuan?"

I turned my head to look at him, and I had the look on my face that you were talking about.

"You must know that Uncle Tong's rivers and lakes are known as the White Jade Fairy, and he is cold and arrogant to everyone, and there are only two people in this world who can move his heart. ”

Looking at Guo Jia's mysterious expression, he was really a little underwhelmed.

"Isn't that right?"

I asked.

"One of them is my master of the Emei faction, he is the master of Uncle Tong, and the master is the father, so he is naturally different from others. ”

Guo Jia said, full of admiration and pride.

"The other one is the one named Zhang Yuan, right?"

"Hehe, I suspect that you are Uncle Zhang Yuan!"

After speaking, Guo Jia took a sip of wine in his mouth, squirted at my buttocks, and rubbed it again.

This kid is really as good as his name, resourceful and decisive, and he can really guess.

"I'm not him, anyway, why does Tong Xiaoluo like Zhang Yuan?"

My gossip curiosity couldn't help but itch. Guo Jia rubbed my buttocks, asked me to lift my pants, went down to the kang to wash my hands, saw that there was no one outside the window, closed the window door, closed the curtains, turned off the lights, jumped back on the kang, and lay side by side with me on the edge of the kang, and talked mysteriously.

"At that time, I had just entered Emei not long ago, and the master of the inner courtyard with me was Master Dong Cheng. That year, it was fortunate that Uncle Tong was promoted to the rank of elder, and a junior disciple like me who was just getting started was fortunate enough to see Uncle Tong's legendary peerless face!"

"You're a little colored embryo. ”

"Shut up! I'm appreciating and worshiping, okay? How can you be so stinky and shameless! I still remember that above the Jin Seal Ceremony, the white-clothed Uncle Tong was like a fairy descending to earth and was deeply imprinted in my mind, no, it was in the minds of everyone present! Although the White Jade Fairy had been rumored for a long time, Qu Huiwan transferred the name of the White Jade Fairy that day, and the name of the White Jade Fairy was more prosperous in the past, and the children of famous families in the world aspired to it!"

"Finished?"

"You can die if you listen to me!"

"I'm just a little upset to see your intoxicated and obscene expression. ”

"I beat you to death, believe it or not!"

"Brother Guo, I was wrong, you go on!"

It stands to reason that there is an unwritten custom of Jin Feng who has entered the elder position, that is, all the people in the world present can ask the elders of Jin Feng for advice. According to common sense, Uncle Tong's appearance and demeanor have long been famous, but few people have really seen his skills. No, many children of famous families of the same age and strength who are quite prestigious in the rivers and lakes are vying to play and want to compete with Uncle Tong. ”

"And this kind of rule?"

"How can those vulgar people be Uncle Tong's opponents? Without exception, they have all been defeated by Uncle Tong in two or three moves, and even some cultivators in their thirties and forties are not Uncle Tong's opponents. At this time, there was a stinky and shameless cultivator who actually wanted to propose marriage on the spot! Say that if anyone wins Uncle Tong, Uncle Tong will marry whomever he wants!"

"That's shameless! Did she ignore him?"

"Maybe Uncle Tong was still a little young and vigorous at that time!

"What!"

"Can you not be surprised! Of course Uncle Tong won! But a super shameless old bastard suddenly appeared, and he was the elder of the Kongtong faction, Zhao Guangming. This old immortal is over 90 years old, and he is still shameless to challenge my Uncle Tong!"

"And then!"

"That's an old thing at the level of an elder of the older generation, and decades of cultivation are not a joke......!

"But I still won!"

"But it's a pity to lose!"

“......”

"That old immortal used nearly 100 tricks to finally defeat my Uncle Tong! I was so angry that I really wanted to go on stage and cut him! But I still know how many pounds and taels I have, and I am the one who delivers food when I go on stage! The other children who were defeated at that time did not accept him, who knew that Zhao Guangming was unashamed to let those people come to the stage, and if he could win his move, he would lose. ”

"The result?"

"The other seniors present are all highly respected, and even if they can't get used to it, they won't go on stage. The other juniors knew that they were not his opponents, and the scene became embarrassing for a while. Seeing that there was silence on all sides, Zhao Guangming laughed, laughing at the fact that there were no good players among the next generation, and even threatened to let those who disobey him come to the stage, and he beat them alone!"

"This old thing is so arrogant!"

"However, the gap is too big, and they all lose!"

"After that, you say!"

"Don't rush, don't rush. Just when the scene was out of control, my Uncle Zhang Yuan came on stage!"

"Are you Uncle Zhang Yuan?"

"One palm, just one palm, that old bastard of Zhao Guangming was knocked away!"

"That's amazing!"

From then on, my Uncle Zhang Yuan will be the idol I have always longed for! From then on, his innocent entanglement with Uncle Tong will not stop!"

"Uh...... Then why do you say I'm him?"

"Since the last time my Uncle Zhang Yuan committed suicide and shook the world, I have felt that he will not die! How could his kind of character die so regrettably! Within two days, Uncle Tong, who had never been out of the mountain gate, actually went down the mountain, and came back with you, and actually accepted you as the first apprentice in her life, and she didn't even get angry when you peeked at her taking a bath, and even I was angry, okay!, and that mysterious fairy senior, even the person who has to respect the master of the sect for three points has also become your master! All kinds of signs show that you are the reincarnation of my Uncle Zhang Yuan! ”

Hearing him say it so well-founded, I almost believed him.

"I'm not him! I won't be him!"

"Why?"

"When he died, I was already so old, okay! I have my own memory, I have the place where I grew up, although it is plain, it is also my life! Not to mention that he is so powerful, I can't be him. ”

"Don't be presumptuous, no one has ever experienced life and death, and who knows what it is like to be resurrected after death. I can't be wrong with my feelings, you are him, otherwise I wouldn't rub your ass, how can I touch the ass of ordinary people!"

"You're not glass, are you?"

I moved the place and looked at Guo Jia with a disgusted expression.

"You're the glass, your whole family is glass!"

Suddenly there was a voice from outside the door, and the two of us hurriedly went out to check, my butt was uncomfortable, and I walked slowly, Guo Jia took the first step outside the door, and he was thrown to the ground all of a sudden, and his chest was full of blood!

"Guo Jia!"

"It's okay! What are you shouting so loudly for, this blood should be his. ”

We put the man on the kang and wiped his bloodied face with a wet towel.

"Willow is like the wind!"