"I'll fuck you, uncle!"

This scoop of cold well water hit me in the face, and I shivered and sneezed several times!

"Isn't it much more refreshing? ”

Lichen's smile, how do I think I want to flatten him.

"Cool me!"

I gave him a blank look, picked up the barrel and lifted it, and after a backflip, the water in the barrel spilled on the ground.

"Oh yes, you're running fast!"

I glared at the dust fiercely, but he still had a shy, smiling expression on his face.

"Since Uncle Tai is sober, let's start the first item of the day!"

"The first item?"

"Yes, it is to transport the water from this well to the big vat in front of the Daxiong Treasure Hall until it is full. ”

"What! That's it, and that's it, and that's what kind of practice?"

"That's right, Uncle Tai, please. ”

I lifted the barrel and filled it with water, and then headed for the Mahavira Hall. Unexpectedly, the dust stopped me behind me.

"Uncle Taishi, you took it wrong. ”

I looked back at him blankly, only to see Chenchen take out a bowl from his arms, yes, I think I was right, it was an ordinary white and blue porcelain bowl for eating in the dining hall!

"Holy!"

"Uncle Taishi, you are really smart!"

"Boy, are you sure you're not kidding me? You woke me up at three o'clock, and you came here and splashed me with water, and now you let me carry water in this little bowl? I'm going to tell your abbot!

I threw the barrel aside, pointed at his nose and said angrily.

"Uncle Taishi, don't worry, the abbot will never take care of it! Also, if you can't fill the water tank before breakfast, but you don't have breakfast to eat!"

All I responded to was a grim smile.

“...... Count you ruthless!"

I had no choice but to pick up the bowl and scoop a bowl of water in the wooden bucket that restarted the water, and walked slowly towards the Daxiong Treasure Hall with both hands, but the dust stopped me behind me.

"Uncle Taishi, you took it wrong. ”

I stopped, turned around and smashed the bowl into the dust.

"Grandma's legs! Why don't you go to heaven! What do you want! What do you want!

Lichen's feet did not move, he stretched out one hand to catch the bowl that flew towards him, and as soon as he took it, the porcelain bowl with a white and blue background stopped firmly on his palm, and there was still more than half a bowl of well water in the bowl!

"It has to be like this. Also, Uncle Tai, if you don't hurry, you won't be able to eat breakfast. ”

Lichen still looked at me with a smile like that, but I didn't feel that this smile was at all, Lichen's skills were so good!

"Got it! I got it, I can't do it!"

You can't get along with food, right? I took the bowl and scooped up a bowl of water again, carefully placed it on top of my head, protected my hands at both sides, and gently lifted my steps and moved forward slowly.

One step at a time, two steps at a time, snap ——!

"Uncle Tai, don't worry, I still have it. ”

Lichen took out a porcelain bowl with a white and blue background from his arms.

I looked at the corpse of the porcelain bowl that was still on top of my head just now, and my heart was galloping!

"I don't believe it yet!"

I took the bowl and started over!

One step at a time, two steps at a time, snap ——!

"Uncle Tai, don't worry, I still have it. ”

"Come again!"

One step at a time, two steps at a time, snap ——!

"Uncle Taishi, I still have it. ”

"Assi Bar !!"

One step at a time, two steps at a time, snap ——!

......

One step at a time, one step at a time, it's like this, like the devil's pace, snapping——!!!

"Uncle Taishi, do you want to make our family poor?"

I finally smiled and looked embarrassed! I looked at the mess on the ground with a black line, and my old face was red!

Let's see if this is a little too difficult, the practice has just begun, let's take it step by step, let's take it step by step, let's start with a simpler one, for example, you see if I can try it with this bucket in my hand. Hey. ”

"No, Uncle Tai is very human, and his cultivation is naturally very human. ”

"Big brother, I'm not your uncle Zhang Yuan now, it's not better! Why do things have to be done so desperately, do you say so?"

"No, Uncle Tai, if you don't hurry up, you really won't be able to eat breakfast. ”

Lichen refused with a serious face, I was really drunk with his aunt's three wives and four concubines!

I had no choice but to pick up a new bowl and start a new bowl breaking operation——!!

"Uncle Tai, can you calm down a little! Don't care too much about that bowl!"

After listening to Chen's point, I suddenly realized. I kept my attention on the bowl above my head, thinking that it wouldn't fall off. Although I am focused, my heart is flustered, and my heart is calm! If you have a bowl on your head and no bowl in your heart...... I was more confident to start over.

Ten steps, fifty steps, one hundred and fifty steps, five hundred steps! I have reached the side of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, and the vat is not far in front of my eyes! Come on! Just a little more!

Smack——!

"Uncle Taishi...... Come again!"

"Your uncle! Lao Tzu is no longer playing! You are playing with me, what am I still doing here like a fool!

I'm so angry that I kicked the stone steps of His Royal Highness Daxiong next to me!

Just as I was about to turn around and leave, I heard the sound of several Shaolin disciples of my age entering and exiting from the side hall in the side courtyard, although the speed was fast, but it was orderly!

I walked over and leaned on the wall to see a few of them, and sure enough, they were also carrying water, but each of them had a wooden bucket! They were pouring the water from the wooden bucket into several large vats in the yard, and when they were done, they rushed out with the buckets.

"Uncle Taishi, do you want to take a break?"

The sound of dust wafted behind him.

"You're just in time! Look at what people use to carry water? Why do I need to use a bowl? You still don't admit that you're playing tricks on me? Don't look at your hands are steady, I'll take a look at the top one!"

Lichen listened to my complaints, but still smiled and did not speak.

"Why? You don't see the barrel in their hands? Wait, wait until they come back to see what you say!"

“......”

So we sat at the top of the wall and waited for the little monks to come back with the barrels. After a while, the footsteps of several people could be heard in the distance.

"Look, they're back. I see you're still ......."

I stopped halfway through my sentence. Because I saw that the little monks were coming back with wooden barrels!

"They take water from the bottom of the mountain, and the distance between everyone going up and down the mountain is the same as the speed, and the water they draw is the water they use for breakfast. ”

“......”

After finishing lightly, this time it was my turn to be silent.

"Isn't his grandmother's just a bowl? Lao Tzu can't do it anymore? Come on, come again, bring the bowl!"