Chapter 159: Clever? [Wan Geng, Ask for a Subscription and Ask for a Monthly Pass]
Chen Qi said: "The more chaotic it is, the more you have to learn, students are the foundation of mankind, if the students are gone, then we will be finished."
Now the world is so chaotic, and there is a shortage of talent everywhere.
We have just received a notice that we will fully cooperate with us in resuming classes, and that the engineering team of the security team will enter the campus as soon as possible to repair the facilities.
Actually, there is nothing to repair, our school has not been attacked much, but the windows are broken a lot.
By the way, Jiang Li, are you coming?"
Jiang Li said without hesitation: "When are you going to work?"
"I'll go to work in three days, and I'll pick you up then. Chen Qi said.
"Okay!" Jiang Li responded.
Heilian wondered, "Are you really going?"
Jiang Li sat lazily on the sofa and asked, "I can't fly, I can't cross the void, and I can't cross the world." All the demons and enemies you encounter can be killed with a single slap...... I used to be poor, and I thought it was fun to make money. In the blink of an eye, I became the charter public of half the city, and the creditor of the largest, richest, and most powerful guardian organization in the corner of Xiaoxiang.
I now want money and power, and I know a lot of powerful people.
You say...... How do I play this game now?
I'm at a full level, and I don't have any experience of doing anything now!"
After hearing this, Hei Lian sat thoughtfully beside Jiang Li and said, "This...... Back then, I also encountered your current bottleneck. ”
Jiang Li's eyes lit up and asked, "Then how did you solve it?"
Hei Lian said: "Challenge what you are not good at." ”
"For example?" Jiang Li asked.
Hei Lian sat upright solemnly, trying to show a holy appearance and said: "Back then, I was a generation of heavenly gods, supreme and invincible in the world. Later, I realized that when I was in a high place, it was only interesting to challenge my limits. ”
Jiang Li didn't say the previous words directly as Heilian, but he recognized the later words. Now Jiang Li is strong on the surface, but extremely empty in his heart.
Black Lotus continued: "You said, I was sitting on the world at that time, and I had no opponents in the sky, what did I want, and I wanted to challenge the limit? ”
Jiang Li nodded and asked, "And then?"
Hei Lian suddenly let go of her face, and said: "Later, I realized, I have always been a god, and I look awesome, but in fact, my life is incomplete! I have never been a demon, from a god admired by thousands of people, to a demon scolded by thousands of people, isn't this a challenge? So I became a big demon king."
It turns out that being a wayward demon king is much more interesting than being an old-fashioned god. ”
Jiang Li heard this and said, "You're turning a corner and letting me continue to be the Demon King, right?"
Heilian said confidently: "Don't be unconvinced, then you say, what are you doing now?"
Jiang Li lay on the sofa, looked at the ceiling and thought for a long time, and finally said helplessly: "It seems that there is really nothing particularly interesting." ”
Heilian immediately came over: "So, you can try to do bad things." Start small and work your way up to find that the fun is endless. ”
Jiang Li nodded and said, "Why don't you try?"
"You have to try!" Heilian slapped the table and said, "It's better to do it now than just talk about it!"
Jiang Li said: "For example?"
Black Lotus pointed outside and said, "Destroy this city first!"
Boom!
An old man flew out of the window and fell to the ground with a thud.
Heilian stood downstairs and pointed to the windowsill and scolded: "You kid is awesome, even your grandfather dares to kick it, right?"
As a result, I saw Jiang Li lying on the balcony and smiled at him: "Beating the old man, it's considered a bad thing, right?"
"Rabbits don't eat the grass around the nest!"
"I call this to start from the small things around me, step by step, and strive to become bigger and stronger!"
“MMP!”
After Hei Lian finished scolding, he was suddenly stunned, because he found that Jiang Li's smile was a little different.
In the past, Jiang Li's smile was lazy and lazy, always with a kind of indifference to everything, as well as an inexplicable concern and anxiety.
But this time it's different, this thing is smiling a little bit - flamboyant!
"You...... It seems to be different. Black Lotus asked.
Jiang Li grinned and said, "What you just said made me figure out some things, sometimes, if you change, maybe it will really be different." Starting today, let's wave up!"
After speaking, Jiang Li jumped down from the balcony and strode towards the entrance of the community.
When he came back with a few big guys before, Jiang Li didn't have time to deal with them, so he was in a hurry to go back to the house to see Qianmo.
After making sure that Qianmo was fine, he forgot about them again after arguing with Heilian, so that these big guys stood at the entrance of the community for a long time.
It really scared the people in the community crazy, and they called the devil to take revenge, and they all hid at home and shivered.
After waiting for a while, I saw that a few big guys were very honest and obedient and motionless, so everyone had the courage to probe out and take a look.
Seeing this, Jiang Li grinned, opened his hands and shouted: "What are you looking at? In the future, these guys will be the property personnel of this community, as for how to distribute them...... What are you doing, toad?"
Jiang Li suddenly saw that the big toad turned his head and pouted as if he was secretly eating something.
When the toad heard this, he quickly turned around and said with an embarrassed face: "Hungry......"
Jiang Li was taken aback, it was definitely not strange that the demon ate people, he was really afraid that this grandson would eat people, which would be equivalent to Jiang Li indirectly harming that person.
So Jiang Li snorted coldly: "Open your mouth!"
The toad opened its mouth and with a bang, a pile of garbage fell to the ground. Plastic bags, fish bones, and so on all over the floor.
Jiang Li was stunned and said, "This ...... Can you eat it too?"
Toad laughed, "It tastes great." ”
Jiang Li nodded, then pointed at the toad and said, "From now on, we will be the cleaner who is responsible for cleaning up the garbage in our community. ”
When the toad heard this, he immediately smiled happily, and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes...... Give it all to me, don't throw it around, blame it for being wasteful. ”
When everyone heard this, they laughed dryly one by one, and muttered in their hearts: "Give it to him, look at that belly, if this is crazy, everyone will not have enough for him to eat." ”
Jiang Li didn't care about them, and pointed to the hotel not far away: "In the future, Jiangzhong Lihuo Hotel will be officially renamed Jiangzhong Lihuo Demon Theme Hotel......!
Then Jiang Li pointed to the fountain in the middle of the community, which was definitely a high-end product a few decades ago, but in today's world, it looks a little simple and rustic. Coupled with the disrepair, the fountain has long since stopped spraying water, and the pool has dried up.
Jiang Li pointed to the fountain and said, "That stone, you go there and squat, and you will be there as a rockery in the future." ”
"Oh...... Good. The rockery demon nodded immediately, and then ran over and sat there, exactly like a real rockery, with holes all over his body, and water flowing out, but the amount of water was decided by him alone.
"Master Jiangli, I have a limited amount of water that I can spray myself, can I pump groundwater?" asked the rockery demon.
Jiang Li was surprised and said, "Can you still pump groundwater?"
The rockery demon said: "A little trick is not enough to worry about." ”
"Okay, let's smoke. Jiang Li allowed it.
A roar sounded under the rockery demon's buttocks, and then a clear spring spewed out, and the spring water poured into his body and spewed out from various holes, and it suddenly looked much better.
The point is, this water is clean!
However, Jiang Li swore that he would never drink this water in his life, he always felt that this thing was the spitting or pee of the demon......
Jiang Li asked the ant demon to tear down the fence around the fountain, and then dug a waterway that led directly to the small river outside, and finally flowed into the Xiangjiang River.
In this way, there is an extra stream of water in the community, and Jiang Li likes it very much.
As for whether other people like it or not, Jiang Li doesn't care at all, anyway, this is his community, he loves to live and can't help pulling down.
At this time, Guxi came, there was no way, several huge demons entered the city, and the guardian organization had to come over to take a look.
As soon as Jiang Li saw Guxi, he was immediately happy and greeted: "Guxi, you came just in time." These are the bonsai, bonsai, statues and so on from our Jiangzhong Lihuo Demon Theme Hotel, you see, you can arrange a place to put them?"
Looking at these big demons in front of him, who were definitely red disaster level, Gu Xi felt a little furious in his heart.
But looking at these guys one by one pitiful there, like stray dogs waiting to be arranged, she suddenly felt a little sympathetic to them, and the dignified red disaster level big demons were mixed like this...... Shame on you!
Since it was a demon who had been subdued, Gu Xi couldn't say anything, so she directly arranged for a few demons to go with her.
Not long after, a big tree demon opened the canopy, covering the entrance of the hotel, and at the same time the vines climbed into the hall, climbing the roof of the entire hall like a primeval forest, plus a two-headed snake divided into two, turned into two pythons coiled on the roof of the shed, which really gave people a dangerous feeling.
Uncle Da has been lying on the ground with big ants lying on the ground, pretending to be a recliner.
A huge toad was lying on the rockery, looking up at the sky, adding a lot of vitality to the rockery.
This is the layout of the outside of the Jiangli Hotel...... It's quite new, and it's extremely expensive!
When Gu Xi was busy, Jiang Li stood on the side, and a pair of eyes swept around Gu Xi's lower body......
Heilian couldn't help but ask, "Tempted?"
Jiang Li glanced at him, and said in his heart: "Can you have a longer brain, don't you see anything strange about her?"
Heilian looked at it carefully, and then said, "It's nothing......"
Jiang Li didn't speak, because Gu Xi was walking over proudly.
Gu Xi smiled: "How is it?"
Jiang Li gave a thumbs up and said, "Well done, the ancients didn't deceive me." ”
"How do you say it? No, who said that men are inferior to men, right?"
Jiang Li shook his head.
Gu Xi asked curiously, "What is that?"
Jiang Li said word by word: "You are a very knowledgeable and intelligent woman. ”
Gu Xi smiled: "Thank you for the compliment, but this doesn't seem to be what the ancients said, right?"
As Gu Xi was talking, he saw that Jiang Li was only left with his back.
When Gu Xi saw this, he suddenly felt like he was in a pit, but he couldn't figure out what kind of pit it it was.
At this moment, the golden-eyed crow flew over, and said, "Knowledge, long hair, short knowledge, smart, big chest and no brains?"
Gu Xi was stunned, then stomped his feet and said angrily: "Damn, this bastard said that my hair is okay, dare to say that I have a flat chest?! Jiang Li, I will fight with you!"
Bite!
+100 Grievance
Gu Xi took a long leg and rushed directly into Jiang Li's house, and then jingled and made a chaotic sound......
Bang!
Gu Xi flew out of the window, and there was a big footprint on his buttocks.
Gu Xi turned over and landed, rubbed his buttocks and pointed upstairs and scolded: "Jiang Li, are you still a man?" You are shameless, you hooligan, you stinky villain!"
Jiang Li stood on the balcony and took off one of his shoes casually.
Gu Xi was immediately on standby, ready to dodge at any time.
Then a few pieces of Jiang Li were thrown into the house and shouted, "Qianmo, brush down your shoes, thank you." ”
Guxi: "......"
"You think I'm dirty? I'm ...... If I can't beat you, I'll kill you!" After Gu Xi scolded angrily for a while, he found that he really couldn't help Jiang Li, and he couldn't beat him, right? The other party is extremely thick-skinned, and it is useless at all......
In desperation, Gu Xi stomped his feet and left angrily.
Heilian leaned over and said, "People help you, you kick people, is it really good?"
"Pretending to be my friend to test me, is it really good?" Jiang Li asked rhetorically.
Black Lotus was stunned and said, "What?!"
Jiang Li said: "What do you think I am staring at her ass? I won't say anything else in Guxi, but there's ...... You know, I'm so impressed. This guy is definitely not Guxi!"
"What do you mean by that?" asked Black Lotus.
Jiang Li said: "The size is wrong, Guxi's is not so warped!, so I was angry with her and tested her character." However, I have to say that the acting is very similar, and the expression is perfect in all aspects, without any flaws!"
Black Lotus said: "And then?"
Jiang Li took out a cigarette and lit it, looked at the sunset in the distance and said, "Then I will go up and feel it." ”
"Confirmed to be fake?" asked Black Lotus.
Jiang Li's expression suddenly turned into bitter gourd raising, and he said bitterly: "I am too familiar with that foot feeling, I was once chased down a street with that thing, have you forgotten?"
Heilian was stunned for a moment, then suddenly thought of something, couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed: "Hahaha...... You're ...... Ha ha...... Oolong, big oolong!hahaha...... You're called smart but you're mistaken by smart, you're a demon who has been exposed to a lot of people, and you're suspicious......, aren't you?"
Jiang Li's face was bitter, his skin was as thick as his, and now he didn't know how to explain his kick to Gu Xi......
In the end, Jiang Li clicked his lips and said, "Forget it, Lao Tzu is not a good person anyway." ”
Tens of thousands, Jiang Li went back to the house and took Qianmo to watch TV together.
At this time, a dark cloud drifted in, and it rained heavily.
Some of the owners who came back from going out and forgot to bring their umbrellas were drenched and fled, but after entering the gate of the community, they were surprised to find that the huge tree had already covered half of the community! On this day, the leaves of the trees are like roofs, and when there is no one, they will stagger to let the raindrops and sunlight fall. When there are people, they will take the initiative to close and help people shelter from the wind and rain.
Suddenly, everyone's affection for the big tree demon doubled, and they called themselves making a fortune.