I'm probably the most boring immortal, and the love of my life is nothing more than a divorced wife.

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It rained a lot, geese flew south in flocks, and the world was depressed. As the poems sing, autumn has been sad and lonely since ancient times.

Within a radius of thousands of miles, only the Longhu Mountain is beautiful and beautiful, attracting secular Chinese people to come here in groups, and a glass of wine flows. If you're lucky, you'll be able to see the fairies in the sea of clouds.

In the gray sky, a streamer pierced the sky and smashed on the towering ancient locust branches. The young sword cultivator in white clothes and snow appeared from the dazzling streamer, he casually pinched a sword trick, and there was a sword shadow under his feet like a white rainbow running through the sun, and it was his flying sword that returned to the sheath by itself.

The young man Mu Yun put away the sword supernatural power, leaned on the ancient acacia branch, his legs hung down in the sea of clouds and frolicked, and he could pick the stars with his hand, which was extremely chic and freehand.

But he put his hands on his cheeks and frowned: "The master's Taoism is too unbearable." The little goblin in the empty mountain, when he saw that the master didn't run, he was angry with me. ”

As one of the six veins of Dragon and Tiger Mountain, a closed disciple of Danxia Peak, Mu Yun was a little embarrassed. On the master, the master sat firmly on the second chair of the ancestor hall of Longhu Mountain, and he also followed the chicken dog to ascend to heaven; Pity those geniuses who are known as not born for a hundred years, and they are suppressed by the senior brother like wine bags and rice bags, and they don't have a temper at all.

But when it came to him, there was no card left. Mu Yun's cultivation is famous among thousands of peers. Dan Xiafeng's face was almost thrown into the pit by him.

Although it is only the tenth from the bottom, the first to the ninth from the bottom are all the children of the wealthy lords of the great pilgrims of the sect, and the gold-plated ones sent in make Mu Yun no different from the first-to-last.

The annual six-vein meeting will be held in less than ten years. It's just a matter of being pressed to the ground and rubbed by others, but his childhood sweetheart's future Taoist companion Lu Wanxi is a ruthless person in the top three in the rookie.

Mu Yun was made fun of a lot for this matter.

What "bad stomach, the medical fairy recommends eating more soft rice", "the eggs are soft, don't learn from others to do sword cultivation", "all my life is to be Lu Wanxi's follower, I can't say that on the day I will be fought in the nest in the future, I will have to be severely suppressed by a woman." ”

"Master likes the following, you have the ability, you also get a Taoist couple like my family?"

Thinking of Lu Wanxi, Mu Yun's mood inexplicably improved. She is recognized as the first female cultivator in the six veins, not to mention her swordsmanship, her flying sword with the rank of Lingbao rank "Shocking Hong", with Yuzhen Peak's unique swordsmanship, is simply a fairy descending from the Nine Heavens.

As for the appearance, I still remember that when the master traveled down the mountain, Lu Wanxi just smiled lightly in the street: knock knock, the whole street and alley collided together, and then the women scolded, and the men's chickens flew and dogs jumped;

As soon as he comforted himself, Mu Yun was still looking forward to making a splash in the Six Veins Martial Arts. I don't have to take the first, practice and practice, and cultivate a heart of the Tao, and my false name is like a floating cloud to me.

But the ranking must not be lower than Lu Wanxi! Pressing a woman, what kind of system does it become, and how can kendo reach the peak?

Therefore, before the Six Veins Martial Arts, Mu Yun did not sleep endlessly, and he retreated for more than two months. But his swordsmanship has only improved to a hundred miles a day, and he can barely go back and forth to the Empty Mountain. But compared to the senior brother's instantaneous thousands of miles, it was just a firefly and a bright moon, not only the sword technique, but also his flowing flame technique, which could be spit out a fireball with a radius of ten meters, which was even less worthy of mentioning compared to the burning of the sky and the earth when the senior brother raised his hand.

Therefore, the old demon of the Middle Five Realms in the Empty Mountain, when he saw him, he didn't bother to wrinkle his brows.

But it's not all for nothing, the bottleneck of the Three Realms that has trapped him for many years has finally been loosened, and it is only a matter of time before he advances to the Four Realms. If you break through before the martial arts, you will plead with Shi Niang again, fool ten or eight top magic weapons, and catch those dogs off guard against their peers, and their rankings will rise by a few hundred, which is like taking things.

"Ho, I'm such a clever little ghost. ”

Mu Yun's eyes rolled; I have to quickly find an excuse, pick up those few Taoist friends who can't support the wall with mud, and go to the back kitchen to add some croton to the meal, hehe. ”

"Focus on the top 10 of the rookie list !!, and double the number of crotons. ”

The stupid geese who were fooled by him as a substitute for the dead ghosts, when they saw Lu Wanxi on the list in the future, they would definitely give him a thumbs up, praising the Muyun brothers for their righteous annihilation and even killing their own women.

In the blink of an eye, he thought of a bad move, Mu Yun carefully examined all the nodes before, during, and after the event to ensure that nothing went wrong, and breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he was a villain.

Fuck the gentleman who is frank, the villain is a relative, can he take the first place?

Thinking of Shi Niang's eagerly expectant eyes, the sorrow in Mu Yun's heart was like a river of bitter water flowing eastward.

"I'm really not a genius!" Mu Yun was puzzled, I don't know if the master was blinded by lard at the beginning, gave up a lot of heavenly pride, and led him to the master's door with such a waste, and lifted a stone to hit his own feet, right?

"Little junior brother~"

The hyacinth on his waist lit up, this is the magic technique of the disciples of Longhu Mountain, Mu Yun heard the call of his senior sister, stretched out his arms, and fell backwards, like a crane in the clouds, falling quickly from the clouds.

With the whirring sound of the wind, Mu Yun's ten fingers changed in the air, and he quickly pinched a sword trick, and the flying sword behind his back was like a spirit, automatically making a long rainbow, carrying him to strike the sky, and then landed steadily on the mountain road.

A warm palm slapped on his shoulder, and the ghostly senior sister put away the colorful silk, suddenly appeared, and said with a smile: "Little junior brother, you have been in retreat for so long, suffocating me, let the senior sister check it out." ”

"Senior sister, you can't help it!"

Saying this, Mu Yun twisted a shrinking talisman in his sleeve and leaned over in a flash of lightning. Senior sister was originally just teasing him, but this time it's good, the fake show is really done, and the senior sister's ears are red.

In the entire Danxia Peak, except for the master and the mother, the senior sister is the closest person to him, so he has been unscrupulous in his words and deeds since he was a child.

"Good boy, I have been in retreat for two months, and I have not seen any growth in cultivation, and I have figured out a lot of fancy intestines. ”

was teased by Mu Yun in front of her, and the senior sister hugged her chest with her hands, as if she had hidden two dragon and tiger mountains on her body, which was magnificent.

"You have no conscience, even your senior sister dares to bully. The senior sister scolded angrily: "Little junior brother, forget about Lu Wanxi, don't be a toad and want to eat swan meat." Lu Wanxi's Yuzhen swordsmanship has been cultivated to the eighth level, and it is not a problem to fight five hundred Mu Yun with one hand. “

"What?" Mu Yun quickly analyzed the enemy situation in his mind: "Yuzhen Peak's Zhenfeng Technique has been known for its high difficulty since ancient times. It is said that in the past hundred years, no disciple has ever practiced it. It's only been a long time, Lu Wanxi has already practiced seven or eight times out of ten, what kind of demon is this?"

"Does that mean we're moving up one place on the rookie list?"

Lu Wanxi is in second place, and Mu Yun is almost the first from the bottom, sad. It seems that Croton can no longer satisfy Lu Wanxi, and must make a trick.

The mountain breeze was blowing, and the senior sister was dressed in a light skirt, and the flowers and branches of her smile trembled: "That's it, I also remind you, the grapevine, the old virgin uncle of Yuzhen Peak, after the martial arts, will come to our Danxia Peak to break the contract." ”

"Breaking the contract?"

"Destroy her sister's snakeskin!"

Mu Yun's face is hot, this is equivalent to divorce in the world, right?

Longhu Mountain does not disobey humanity and does not interfere with the harmony and harmony between disciples. If someone marries a Taoist couple, the sect can't even ask for it. It's much cheaper than your own fairy traveling down the mountain and being picked up by the little bastard of another sect. It is not that there has never been such a sad thing in history, and the immortal sect also pays attention to the fact that fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders.

Mu Yun made up his mind: strike first!

I can't wait, I quickly meet the master and my wife, and I have to go to Yuzhen Peak overnight.

Hand over the letter of resignation!