Chapter 3: Autistic Plug-ins (I)
Brain-dead God, southern of the Shoehorn Peninsula.
Outside a village not far from Fakyu Boulevard, a group of hurried travelers quietly entered the village, taking advantage of the rest time after noon.
Although the travelers, dressed in knee-length gray cloaks and light gray hoods, were very low-key and restrained, the combination of their four adults and a child still made the group stand out.
Fortunately, at this time of day, the main roads are very few pedestrians, and there are not many people wandering around the village, so they do not attract any special attention.
After turning left and right in the village, they came to a remote house, and the leader raised his hand and knocked on the door of the house.
Inside the house, the man walked out and opened the door of his house.
When he saw the appearance of the outsider clearly, the man was stunned for a moment, and then his face was happy, he looked at the visitor in disbelief, and confirmed with the other party in an uncertain tone:
"White Drifter?"
"Long time no see, Mihe!"
Standing outside the door with a smile on his face, Sanbar greeted the man who showed a surprised expression on his face inside the door.
"Quick, quick, please come in!"
After reacting from the great surprise, the man called Mihe immediately warmly let the three-bar party into the house, and while leading everyone indoors, he called his wife into the house, asking her to come out to receive the visiting guests.
After everyone had taken their seats around a simple wooden table, Mihe also pulled his wife over, and he introduced the three bars:
"My lord, this is my wife Neo! You must have seen it last time at the wedding!"
The three bars nodded at Neo, and greeted the other party with a smile:
"Hello, Neo, we're meeting again!"
At this time, Mihe's wife sat beside her husband with her head bowed a little cramped, she hid her hands under the table, her two fingers kept twisting back and forth, and at the same time, from time to time, she raised her head from time to time, and secretly looked at the strange guests at the table with curious eyes.
When the three bars greeted her, Neo hurriedly put his hands back on the table, and then whispered a response:
"It's a pleasure to see you again, my lord!"
"Me too!"
After saying hello, Sanbar began to ask the young couple again:
"How are you doing now?"
As soon as Mihe heard Sanbar's question, he subconsciously looked at his wife, and at the same time, Neo also looked at his husband tacitly.
At the moment when they finished looking at each other, the faces of the two were filled with happy smiles at the same time, and the sweetness in that smile could make people tired of dying in the air.
After sending out a wave of dog food, Mihe turned his head and solemnly answered the question of the three bars:
"Thank you, my lord, for your concern! Avasura's Blue Slim Instructor and all the practitioners are very concerned about our lives!"
"And the Tucsamp Deacon, who often comes to help when he goes to the village to preach! With the Holy Sect here, our life is much better than before!"
"That's fine!" said Sanbar with a relieved nod after listening to Mihe's story.
"By the way, let me introduce you, they are my comrades-in-arms and relatives, and I am passing by here today. ”
The three bars pointed to Bai Drift and introduced them to Mihe in turn:
"This is Rollo. ”
"East wind. ”
"Agua!"
"And this ......"
When introducing Bai Piao, he took the initiative to take off his hood, revealed his true face to the couple, and put on the signature smile that he had secretly practiced thousands of times in private - "God's Smile", and then introduced himself:
"Mich, Neo, hello!"
"I'm a white bleach, I can make anything. ”
The moment they heard Bai Piao's name clearly, the faces of Mihe and his wife changed drastically, and their faces, which were still full of happy smiles, instantly stiffened into ice cubes.
On the side, the three bars who were robbed frowned slightly, he glanced at Bai Piao, and felt that the other party's approach at this time was a little inappropriate, but he saw that the other party sent him a "reassuring" look, so he didn't say anything more.
At the same time, the living room of Mihe's family suddenly fell silent, so quiet that even the sound of a needle falling on the ground could be heard.
The male hostess Mihe sat at the wooden table, his mouth wide open, his eyes fell into a daze, while the hostess beside him covered her mouth with her hand, she stared at Bai Piao in surprise with a pair of beautiful eyes.
From the moment they heard Bai Piao's name, they were like being clicked on by the martial arts master in the novel, and they kept their respective postures motionlessly, making others feel that it seemed that sitting here was not two living people, but two sculptures.
Beside them, Dongfeng and Luo Luo's eyes had been quietly looking back and forth between the stiff couple, as if they were really admiring the two lifelike statues.
The three bars on the opposite side sat flat and steady in his seat, looking light and breezy, while Bai Piao, who was on his left, was quietly watching the Mihe couple, and his kind face still maintained the signature "smile of God".
The remaining Agua was holding his cheeks with his hands, staring coldly at a lost little ant, watching it turn left and right on the table, climbing up and down.
At this moment, the entire living room is like a medieval oil painting, and the people in the living room who are suddenly still fall into a slightly eerie tranquility.
The first to break this tranquility was Neo, the first of the two "sculptures" to "live".
Before her husband came to her senses, she had already scrambled to her feet, left her seat, and then rushed directly to Bai Piao's face with two steps and one step at a time, followed by her, she bent over her knees, prostrated on the ground, and drilled under the table vigorously, bent on going through the table to kiss Bai Piao's feet.
This kind of kissing is the highest ritual of the kingdom of God, and it is only used when the brain-dead meet the high priest of the kingdom of God.
"Oh, no, no! It doesn't have to be this way, kid!"
Bai Piao hurriedly leaned down and stopped the other party and said.
"Stand up, my child!"
Bai Bleaching looked at the other party's light brown eyes, then shook his head gently, and said to her gently:
"The Holy Religion does not need such a ritual to manifest the presence of the gods. ”
"Get up, my child!"
After Neo was helped up by White Drift, her husband Mihe finally came to his senses.
He stood up slowly, first nervously glanced at the three bars next to him, then swallowed his saliva again, and then cautiously tentatively proposed to Bai Drift:
"Your Excellency, Your Excellency, can we have the privilege of letting you take a sip of the water in our house?"
"That's really good!" Bai Piao looked at a few companions around him, and then smiled at Mihewaner:
"We've been on the road today, and we've already run out of water bladders, and if we continue to be thirsty like this, I'm afraid we'll all become Weskey's grilled dried fish!"
Receiving Bai Bleach's answer, Mihe immediately nodded excitedly at his wife, and sent her an encouraging look, so Neo immediately took action, and she quickly brought water cups for everyone, and then brought a amphora clay pot, and poured water for several people one by one, and then silently retreated to the side and stood, quietly watching everyone drink.
When Bai Piao and a few people raised their glasses to drink, Neo, who was standing silently next to him, kept staring at Bai Piao. From the other party's eyes to the nose, and from the lips to the sideburns, in short, from beginning to end, her gaze never left Bai Bleach's face for a moment.
Just like that, looking at it, Neo suddenly began to cry without warning.
"Hmm~hmm~!"
Everyone followed the sound and saw that the hostess was covering her face with her hands, her shoulders trembling slightly, and she couldn't stop sobbing.
This sudden scene stunned Bai Piao and several people.
Mihe rushed to the side of his crying wife for the first time, hugged the other party, and then whispered to comfort his wife while apologizing to Bai Piao:
"Yes, I'm sorry, Your Excellency. Please forgive us for our faux pas!"
"Oh no, it's okay, you don't have to apologize. Crying is also a good way to vent, and occasionally crying is also good for the human body. Bai Piao said to Mihe a little embarrassed.
While talking nonsense, he quickly glanced around, trying to find the root cause of Neo's troubles, especially the usual rough Rollo, and he also checked it twice, but found nothing unusual. So, Bai Piao, who was full of doubts, asked again:
"But why did your wife cry all of a sudden? Did we just do something wrong?"
"No, no, you...... Please don't say that......"
When Mihe spoke, the whole person seemed a little excited, and he tried to explain it to Bai Bleach, but for a while, he didn't know how to speak.
At the same time, Neo, who had been leaning on his arms and sobbing, suddenly broke out with a "wow" after hearing Bai Piao's question, tears flowed out of her eyes uncontrollably, and the whole person cried silently, almost whimpering.
As a result, Bai Piao's face was even more embarrassed, and the other people also looked at each other, only Ah Gua was still calmly staring at the ants, holding the cup and drinking water.
"We—we're just too excited, my lord!"
Mihe stretched out his hand to wipe away the tears of his wife in his arms, and explained to everyone with a panicked look:
"We never imagined that one day, we would be lucky enough to meet you in person!"
"My wife and I used to be slaves, and although we love each other, we can't control our own destiny......"
Speaking of the past, Mihe's eyes gradually became moist, and his tone became heavier and heavier.
"But, later, we met your caravan and met the Holy Sect. ”
"Because of your ransom, we are free, and because of the Holy Religion, we have our own home and the life we have now. ”
"You and the Holy Sect have saved our lives!"
"We, we ......"
Speaking of this, Mihe couldn't say any more, and the tears that had been rolling in his eyes finally came out of his eyes at this moment.
At this time, Bai Piao had already left the table, he walked up to the young couple, opened his arms, and hugged the two of them into his arms.
In Bai Piao's arms, Mihe cried like a child, and he sobbed uncontrollably and said:
"We... It's true... Unexpectedly... Can... See you in person!"
"I'm sorry to remind you of those unpleasant memories of the past!"
Bai Piao gently patted their backs, and comforted the two who were crying with their heads in their arms compassionately:
"It's over!"
"It's all gone!"
With Bai Bleach's move, the entire living room gradually calmed down again, only the remaining low sobs and soft reassurances did not stop for a long time.