Chapter 001: Two Fools on the Cliff
A waning moon swayed carelessly in the sky,
It has existed for too long, and the joys and sorrows of the world have long been enough, and now there is no scenery that can lead it to stop.
For example, the two men who didn't sleep in the middle of the night and stood on the barren grassy Broken Soul Cliff blowing the cold wind, it didn't bother to take a look.
The man in white had a warm face and a beautiful voice, and said like a poem: "For Brother Min, the moonlight is just right tonight, the breeze is intoxicating, and the green grass here is like the fragrance of waves.
The waning moon slipped into a chubby white cloud, saying that she didn't have the time to testify for them.
The cold wind blew past the two of them with a whistle, and they ran away in an instant, and they couldn't get rid of the feeling of being stupid.
The tall man in the black suit patted his chest boldly, "According to what Brother Jinghua said, no matter who you and I sleep here, it can be called a good story." ”
The man in white looked up to the sky and smiled: "Then let's take out the knife!"
The man in black shook his long black hair and said proudly, "Then draw your sword!"
The two shouted in unison: "Come on!"
The sword is out of the sheath, the momentum is like a rainbow, and the sword light and sword shadow go straight into the sky.
In the next moment, the two men who had just set up the frame rolled their eyes and fell down.
A moment later, two thin figures emerged from the grass like ghosts.
One is a gray-haired old woman, and the other is a little girl of seven or eight years old.
The old woman looked very old, her gray-brown face was full of wrinkles, her eyes were cloudy, her lips were shriveled, and the water in her whole body seemed to have been sucked dry by the years.
She was hunched on her back, carrying a crooked ghost-headed staff, wearing a gray servant's dress, and her face was miserable.
The little girl was wearing a bright red dress, with two not-so-beautiful 'buns' tied with red straps on her head, and her pale little face had extra dark eyes, and her red mouth was a little darker than the color of the dress.
"These two are fools, they don't sleep in the middle of the night and bounce on the top of the cliff. ”
You Jiujiu slowly snorted a hard snack with his front teeth, and circled around the two men who disturbed their dreams.
"Jiujiu, how many times have you been talking, don't pick up things and eat them indiscriminately, why don't you listen!"
Seeing that Granny Gui, who was already too old, to wave the ghost head staff like lightning and knock the stone-like snack to the ground,
Seeing that she was going to bend down to pick it up, she quickly raised her foot and kicked it.
The snack 'swished' off the edge of the cliff and disappeared.
"Hey......"
You Jiujiu couldn't be rescued, and stomped his feet regretfully.
"That thing is very dirty, and you can't taste it, what's the difference between eating dirt and eating soil?"
Granny Gui slapped the little girl lightly on the head, sucked saliva and pointed at the two men who had passed out on the ground and said: "People's vitality is the best thing, these two are strong and strong, you can suck with confidence, suck hard, until you are full." ”
"I'm not hungry, mother-in-law, suck it. ”
You Jiujiu is still nostalgic for that piece of dim sum, although eating it in your mouth is no different from soil, but if you taste it carefully, you can also taste a trace of wonderful taste.
Granny Gui slapped the back of Youjiujiu's head, and shouted hatefully: "Go quickly!
"Got it. ”
The 'buns' on Youjiujiu's side were scattered, and he leaned over with a bitter face covering his head, wiped the head of the man in white with his sleeve, and bit it down with his white teeth.
'Smack!'
There was another blow to the back of the head, and the 'buns' on the other side were also scattered.
"Let you suck, not gnaw!
Granny Gui was angry.
"Got it. ”
You Jiujiu pursed his mouth, brushed the loose hair behind his ears, stretched out his finger and poked lightly at the head of the man in white, and a shallow white gas floated out.
You Jiujiu opened his mouth and sucked the white gas into his mouth. The man in white's originally smooth face instantly darkened by three points.
"Suck it again, he's full of energy!"
"If you suck him again, he'll be weak. ”
"Didn't you hear that they were going to fight to death just now! You are actually saving them by sucking their vitality now, and when they can't even walk, they don't have the heart to live or die with you!"
"Hmm......"
You Jiujiu felt that Granny Gui's words were very reasonable, so he took two more sips.
After a while, You Jiujiu clutched his stomach and shouted, "Mother-in-law, I'm too late." ”
"Just go back and get some sleep. ”
Granny Gui took You Jiujiu's hand, slowly walked to the edge of the cliff and jumped into the thick white mist.
――――――――............
The moon crept away, and the sun leaped up, domineering away the darkness, slowly steaming the morning dewdrops.
Fan Weimin, Huo Jinghua didn't wake up in a daze until the third shot in the day,
"Ah...... Yikes!"
Fan Weimin didn't stand up for a carp, but twisted his waist.
Huo Jinghua squinted at the unlucky guy with bared teeth, gritted his teeth and said, "I can't imagine that you are actually a despicable villain who secretly attacked, what did you do to me!"
Now his whole body is weak, there is not a drop of true qi left in his body, and it is difficult to even get up.
Fan Weimin said angrily: "You are despicable, you dare to beat a rake, what have you done to me, where is my true anger?"
"You mean!"
"Shame on you!"
"Humph!"
"Humph!"
The two lay on the grass and yelled at each other a few times, and their tired breath was not smooth, so they had no choice but to kill each other with their eyes.
After a while, I felt that it was quite difficult to stare at all the time, and coupled with the glare of the bright sun, they each twisted their heads in opposite directions with their sleeves over their faces.
"It doesn't seem quite right. ”
"I didn't have time to make a move last night. ”
"It was as if someone had hit me on the back of the head with a stick. ”
"I also feel like someone knocked on it, we are standing facing each other, and I don't see anyone behind you. ”
"You and I are already the best masters in the world, and it is impossible for someone to knock the stick silently. ”
"No way!"
In an instant, the domineering aura of the two soared into the sky.
In the blink of an eye, the anger was vented, and it became two soft-footed shrimp that couldn't get up again.
"That's not a person!"
"I've heard that there are often ghosts here. ”
"I didn't expect the rumors to be true, could it be that you and I have encountered a monster that sucks human blood? ”
"It's not a good place to stay for long!"
"Brother Jinghua is right. ”
"Give me a hand for Brother Min. ”
After some tossing......
"In broad daylight, presumably the demons dare not show up, so it is better to rest for a while. ”
"It's okay, I heard that the immortal chief of Jiulong Peak has always taken the demon removal guard path as his responsibility, why don't you and I go to Jiulong Peak after going down the mountain, and inform the immortal chief of the appearance of demons here?"
"I'm afraid it's not the right time, I heard that the Jiulong Immortal Venerable who has been in the world for nearly a thousand years seems to be returning to the Immortal Court in the near future, and the entire Jiulong Peak has already sealed the mountain gate in order to send off the Immortal Venerable, and I don't know when it will be opened. ”
"Feisheng said Feisheng, why did he say that he returned to Heaven. ”
"It is rumored that Jiulong Immortal Venerable is originally an immortal, and he came to the world just to experience ...... calamity"
Dizzy from the bright sun, the two of them squirmed and turned over for themselves, lying in the grass and basking in the sun and continuing to mutter.