Chapter 33: A bite

"What? Are you Uncle Li Lu?"

After hearing Li Lu's self-report, the little fat man couldn't believe it.

"Although my Uncle Li Lu is not very good-looking, he is not as thin as you, is he the same as that damn stinky monkey!"

"Senior brother, how did you talk, saying that senior brother is a stinky monkey, you are not afraid that senior brother will beat you after he finds out!"

As soon as the little fat man's voice fell, he was slapped in the face by the little girl.

"I said stinky monkey and didn't say senior brother, what are you anxious about?"

The little fat man said with an innocent face.

But the little girl didn't spare him, and threatened the little fat man with a fierce face: "You wait, see if I don't tell the senior brother what you said." ”

His appearance frightened the little fat man: "You spare my aunt and grandmother, I can't do it if I'm wrong!"

"That's pretty much it!"

The little girl was like a victorious little tiger, leaking out two little tiger teeth and said proudly.

"Ahem!"

It's just that the conversation between the two of them made Li Lu a little embarrassed!

Please, two big brothers, can't you respect the people in this room?

Li Lu asked with a serious face and confusion: "I don't know the two good pixels, do you? Why do you keep calling me uncle?"

"If you are really the head of this demon gate, then it is really my uncle. ”

Li Lu: "......"

The little fat man's serious words made Li Lu even more confused.

What do you mean that I am really the head of this demon gate? Am I not really?

"Two, he is really the head of my demon gate, this is his token!"

In the end, it was the Demon Domain who stood up gloatingly, picked up the token on Li Lu's waist and said to the two.

"Hey, that's true!"

The little fat man saw the token with the magic word written on it seriously through the air, and said with a serious face.

He didn't believe that this token was fake, because no one dared to make this kind of officially distributed token in this dragon country fake!

"Uncle Li Lu, please forgive us for our weakness!" After seeing this token, the little fat man immediately put away the smile on his face and said seriously.

"Wow, this is what you often call a legendary character, Uncle Li Lu?" But the little girl did not restrain herself, and even circled around Li Lu who was sitting on the table, as if she had discovered something interesting.

"Senior sister, Hugh is rude!" The little fat man saw that his junior sister was so rude, and instantly reminded.

But his junior sister didn't listen, and glanced at Li Lu a few times with scrutinizing eyes, and then her eyes were smart, and her face showed a cold color: "Senior brother, since he is fine, let's go!"

Li Lu: "......"

This made Li Lu particularly confused, what is the matter with this TMD?

How can you say that if you change your face, you will change your face?

But Li Lu is not a kind person who recognizes humiliation, in the face of the arrival of these two strangers in this eventful season, he was not very welcome, and now he is ridiculed by this girl's yin and yang, and his heart has already reached the edge of slight anger.

"In that case, Demon Domain! Li Lu said to the Demon Domain with a gloomy face.

Demon Yu also saw that his face was a little unsightly, so he didn't dare to slack off on his current order, and directly made a gesture of invitation to the two and said, "Two of you, please take it!"

"Uncle Li Lu, don't be angry, my little junior sister has not been very good-tempered these days, and I also know that girls will always be uncomfortable for a few days a month, and you have a lot ......of them!

As soon as the little fat man saw Li Lu and the Demon Domain, he was instantly anxious, if he went back like this, he would not be beaten to death by his irascible master!

"Senior brother, hum!"

"Who is you, master?"

Li Lu hesitated after hearing his words, and said secretly in his heart: "What kind of old bastard is his master?

"Uncle Li Lu, my master is Tang San, the brother you swore with thirteen years ago!"

"Tang San!! is his !!"

After hearing the little fat man's words, Li Lu suddenly realized, and he asked in shock, "Are you Wu Neng or Bajie?"

Little Fat Man: "......"

Big brother, can I and Bajie be good with me, can't your performance be better?

"Uncle I'm Bajie, and my senior brother Wukong is trying to break through the Jindan stage and march towards the Yuan Infant stage. Although he complained in his heart, the little fat man still said indifferently.

"Bajie, have you grown so big?"

The little fat man Bajie couldn't help but want to complain when he heard his words: ", the labor and management are two years older than you, okay!"

Just thinking that he was his uncle, he held back what he wanted to say, and then said with a face of vicissitudes:

"Yes, Uncle Shi, time is a pig-killing knife, and I was killed so much in a blink of an eye. ”

"Hey, you don't exist when Miss Ben!"

Just when Li Lu and Bajie were talking happily and talking to each other, a scream sounded like thunder, reaching the sky!

"And who is this little tiger?" Hearing this voice, Li Lu remembered that there was a little beauty!

But seeing this little beauty, she didn't seem to be very friendly, grinning at the sharp little tiger teeth on the side of her mouth, looking at Li Lu with a fierce expression, and even her eyes seemed to be red.

", Uncle Shi is really powerful, dare to call her a tiger !!" After hearing Li Lu's words, Bajie thought of this sentence for the first time in his mind.

It's also strange that he has no culture, and he can only use the word "" to describe his shock at the moment.

Think about what kind of existence he is as a little junior sister, she is the most prominent among the five masters and apprentices, and even the master doesn't dare to mess with it!

Like this, who has long been spoiled by the master and his old man, Uncle Li Lu dared to call her a tiger, can this not make him shocked!

"Ah~ You're a dog!"

"Master!"

As a result, he heard a miserable scream, and he didn't open his eyes to hear this familiar voice as Li Lu's voice.

I silently prayed for him in my heart: "Uncle Li Lu, don't worry, I and the other senior brothers will remember you!"

And why did Li Lu scream because he was attacked by an unknown object.

He felt that something was wrong after he finished saying that, his little nephew of Bajie suddenly closed his eyes, and this cute little girl suddenly glared at him menacingly.

When he saw the little girl's eyes, he seemed to remember that he had just said the wrong thing, but he didn't care about it: "Stare at it, why can you still eat me?"

As a result, he saw an unknown object flying towards him, and then he felt a sudden pain in his arm in his defenselessness.

He swooped, this cute girl who was thought to be petty actually bit his arm, and he doubted his life in pain!

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