Chapter 52: The Three Ghosts
When I got home, my family was already there.
Wang Yuejia was sitting in the living room with her nails trimmed, and the bag was under her feet - she also found out that no matter how she tossed this bag, this bag would not be dirty. To be precise, the donkey-headed ghost will clean up the bag by himself, so Wang Yuejia can use the bag even more unscrupulously.
Xia Xiaochi put the birdcage on the table: "Okay, now your brothers are together." ”
The donkey-headed ghost poked out his head, and then was smoked by Wang Yuejia's feet, and said, "Boss, you are here too?"
Seeing the donkey's head popping up, the parrot suddenly understood, and said angrily: "It's you who betrayed Lao Tzu, right? You donkey ghost with hanging hair, a cowardly who has no guts, a cheap person who betrays the boss, a merciless fool, Lao Tzu wants to kill you!"
The donkey's head was frightened.
Although this green ghost is strong, he is a brainless person, and his vocabulary is pitiful, when did he have so many curse words, and he will still be ranked?
The green ghost parrot is still jumping and scolding, greeting all the way from the eighteenth generation of the donkey-headed ghost ancestor, and foul language is endless.
Han Daming was idle at home and quarreled with his wife every day, his wife was born out of Tianbei, known as the big cut province, not to mention the people's customs, and the scolding vocabulary was especially rich.
During the time that the green ghost was in the Han family, he really learned a lot of scolding methods from Han's mother, and even Wang Yuejia couldn't stand it: "This broken bird is too dirty, right? ”
"Good. Luo Yiyi simply went to catch the parrot.
Compared with Xia Xiaochi, the green ghost is more afraid of Luo Yiyi.
With two wings covered, he didn't dare to say another word.
In the house, the female ghost also crawled out of the game console where she came from, and smiled at the parrot.
So there are still you?
The parrot stared at the female ghost.
The female ghost still smiled stupidly, and then saw He Lai kick over and kick the female ghost back into the screen.
He was able to attack the third child?
The frightened souls of the parrots flew.
Only then did it notice that He Lai was playing a game with a female ghost, while Wang Yuejia was using the second child to pad his feet, Luo Yiyi was rubbing his fists to look at himself, and the parrot was at a loss in his heart.
Who is this family?
"Alright, you can make it clear to your boss. Xia Xiaochi has already said to the donkey's head ghost.
The donkey-headed ghost gave a general account of the current situation.
"So, as long as I'm willing to submit, I don't have to die?" the parrot understood.
"Yes, yes. The donkey-headed ghost nodded.
"Well, I'm obedient. This parrot also has no temperament, immediately sold himself, and then looked at Xia Xiaochi with a smile: "Then I'll be good with you, okay?"
"Not good. Unexpectedly, Xia Xiaochi shook his head.
"Why is it bad? Lao Tzu is the most powerful of the three, proficient in illusion, and it is difficult to die!" The parrot was so angry that even Lao Tzu shouted out.
Xia Xiaochi gave it a slap: "That's why it's not good." Yiyi, your bird. ”
Luo Yiyi took it, looked at the parrot and didn't speak, just sneered.
The parrot felt a chill in his heart, knowing that it was over.
Among all of them, what it fears the most is Yiyi, and the power of the original punch to destroy it is still unforgettable.
"From this day onwards, you are mine. Mix with my sister, you eat fragrant and drink spicy. Luo Yiyi has a Jianghu tone.
The parrot replied: "I am a bird, and I am not fit to eat food with taste." ”
"Waste wood. Loy pouted.
Xia Xiaochi clapped his hands: "Okay, since there are three new members in the family, the first thing we need to do is to give you all a name." ”
These ghosts also have names, but they are long and ugly, which does not conform to the pronunciation habits of the human race, so they have to be taken again.
Xia Xiaochi first pointed to the donkey-headed ghost and said: "From today onwards, you will be called Chunlu, and the female ghost will be called Chunbi, is there a problem?"
The donkey head scolded in his heart, what kind of name is this? Do you think Lao Tzu doesn't know that you are scolding Lao Tzu for being stupid donkey? However, the situation is stronger than the ghost, and it can only reluctantly agree.
The female ghost said, "I had a name before I died, and my name was Dai'er." ”
Xia Xiaochi then remembered that she was the only one who became a ghost.
This female ghost is also a poor person, and her temperament is quite simple, not as bad as a donkey's head, thinking about it like this, Xia Xiao was so late that she couldn't bear to pit her, so she nodded and agreed.
Then he looked at the parrot and thought that the parrot was a stupid bird, so he said, "You should call it a sand sculpture." ”
The parrot asked angrily, "I don't call for hair, spring?"
Xia Xiaochi comforted it: "The eagle is a bird of prey, suitable for you." ”
The parrot was overjoyed and was about to agree, but Luo Yiyi said: "No, the sand sculpture is too ugly, use its original name, called Xiaoling." ”
The parrot shouted, "No, I'm going to call the sand sculpture." ”
Xia Xiaochi spread his hands: "Look, it wants to be called a sand sculpture by itself." ”
Luo Yiyi was also angry: "My bird, I call the shots! Shut up, or I'll fight." ”
Xia Xiaochi and the stupid bird shut up at the same time.
Wang Yuejia has already repaired her nails: "Spring green is too ugly, let's call it night green." ”
The donkey's head was frightened, wasn't it a wild donkey?
Xia Xiaochi saw that all his names were denied, and the combination of the three fools could not be formed, so he could only sigh and forget it.
Little Spirit, Night Green and Dai'er, the names of the three ghosts are decided.
Today, Yue Shanshan is still late to return.
Unexpectedly, it was Wu Shaojie who sent her back.
The people who wanted to send Yue Shanshan home were queuing up recently, and Wu Shaojie crushed the head snake on the ground, and snatched the right to pick up and drop off from the hands of Boss Qian and Mayor Rong.
He Xing's eyes when he looked at Wu Shaojie were all wrong.
Yue Shanshan comforted her husband: "Don't worry, I shook hands with him, nothing else." ”
"You guys even held hands!" He Xing shook excitedly.
"It's a handshake. Yue Shanshan corrected him and entered the house: "Okay children, how is today?" Xiaochi, I heard that Shen Xinran gave you a VIP ticket for her concert tomorrow?"
"Concert VIP tickets?" Wang Yuejia and Jiang Yingjie came over at the same time.
"How do you know?" Xia Xiaochi wondered.
Shaojie said. ”
He Xing was sad and indignant: "You call him Shaojie." ”
"Don't be nervous, he's chasing Shen Xinran, although he doesn't admit it himself, but I can't see his little bit of fancy intestines, old lady?" Yue Shanshan sneered.
The last words made He Xing breathe a sigh of relief: "Knowing that his mind is wrong, you still let him send you?"
"There are free luxury cars, why don't you take them?" Yue Shanshan took it for granted.
He Xingxin was so stuffed that he beat his chest, and a woman's misstep started from taking advantage!
Jiang Yingjie and Wang Yuejia came to Xia Xiaochi's side.
Wang Yuejia asked, "Why did Shen Xinran give you VIP tickets?"
Jiang Yingjie said: "Good brother, give me the ticket." ”
Wang Yuejia said: "I want it too." ”
Jiang Yingjie was furious: "I'll open my mouth first." ”
Wang Yuejia asked rhetorically: "Does this have anything to do with who opened the mouth?"
Jiang Yingjie was stunned: "What does that have to do with it?"
Xia Xiaochi said, "Of course it's related to me." ”
The two brothers and sisters watched Xia Xiaochi together.
Xia Xiaochi said: "Or I will auction it, you bid, and the one with the highest price will win." ”
Jiang Yingjie shuddered, in terms of income, he is not as high as Wang Yuejia.
Wang Yuejia thought for a while and said, "Then I will issue 20% of the face value of the ticket." ”
Xia Xiaochi was taken aback: "You're not wrong, right? shouldn't it be a twenty percent premium?"
Wang Yuejia shook her head: "I'm not her fan, women look at women, why do you pay so much money?"
Xia Xiaochi said angrily: "If you're not a fan, you still want a ticket?"
"Why don't you want it for free?" Wang Yuejia was straightforward and glanced at Jiang Yingjie: "Who knew that there would be a competitor." ”
Jiang Yingjie was pleasantly surprised by the lack of competitors: "I'm out of three!"
Xia Xiaochi was surprised: "Aren't you an iron fan?"
"yes. Jiang Yingjie nodded: "But she is out of 20%, why should I add more?"
It makes sense for me to fuck y'all?
Xia Xiaochi was angry: "It's not for sale!"
Jiang Yingjie was helpless, grinded hard and finally bought it at half price. Because it was a concert in Lianggou Town, the consumption power of the small place was poor, so although it was a front-row VIP seat, the ticket price was not expensive, only selling for 1,800 yuan, and Xia Xiaochi earned 900.
Coupled with the 300 yuan he extorted from Ah Ghost yesterday, the income exceeded 1,002 in two days, and he was overjoyed in his heart. Counting the deposit, this time it is more than 3,000, which is a huge amount of money for a student. Not to mention that there is also a handful of spirit stones extorted from A ghost. He didn't know the market, and he didn't know that the true value of a spirit stone exceeded all his savings.
He was in a good mood, he was extremely smooth in his exercises, and his happy power was self-sufficient, and after practicing a round of Shadow Fingers, Xia Xiaochi began to try to practice the Xianmen exercises that Ah Ghost gave him.