In the palace.

A small figure was playing in the garden.

Behind her, the palace maids and eunuchs followed her nervously one by one, as if they were afraid that something would happen to her.

"It's boring, and I don't know if the little monk brother who is better looking than his father wants to be a son, and the son misses the little monk brother very much!"

The little girl in the palace dress suddenly sat on the bluestone and pouted.

"Yo Yo Yo, who actually made our son-in-law so obsessed~"

A lively voice with a little ridicule came, and then a girl in a pale yellow palace dress walked over with a smile.

"Hmph, why don't you tell the second sister!"

Jin Yang suddenly turned his head, looking like I just didn't say anything.

"Hey, Xiao Jinyang ignored the second sister, the second sister was angry, I heard that there was a little monk in the palace today, and I wanted to take your son to see it, the girl who was called the second sister pretended to be aggrieved and said.

Xiao Jinyang, who turned his head on the side, heard the word monk, and a pair of big eyes suddenly lit up.

The next moment, like a begging little milk cat, he turned around and leaned towards the girl in yellow.

"Second sister ~ son-in-law likes you the most. ”

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On the main hall.

"Do you think the poor monk looks like you?"

I couldn't hear joy or anger, as if the words of a real monk were empty of the four major monks.

But Liu Hong had a feeling of being pricked by a needle.

If it weren't for the wrong occasion, I'm afraid I would have jumped up in fright.

Immediately, it may have been dizzy, Liu Hong really looked up at Xuanzang's appearance, secretly compared with his own appearance.

Like Nima!

If labor and management look exactly like the author, the protagonist will be me!

Not like!

Not at all.

However, feeling the gazes of Qi Qi around him, Liu Hong felt that he needed to say something.

The next moment, Liu Hong looked at Xuanzang affectionately, and there were even tears in his eyes.

looked at Liu Hong, who seemed to be revealing his true feelings at this moment.

Xuanzang said that his mother sold batches.

If you didn't know who Liu Hongya was in advance, with this acting skill, the poor monk would have been deceived by you for more than 20 years.

The poor monk gives you eighty-two points, and the remaining eighteen points are sent to you in the form of 666!

Oscar owes you a little golden man

"Like, like!"

Liu Hong looked at Xuanzang with tears in his eyes and spoke.

Li Er suddenly turned his head away.

Not only Li Er, but the ministers in the audience turned their heads away one by one, and one or two people didn't even hold back their laughter.

Resemble?

This 'Chen Guangrui' is really thick enough, open your eyes and talk nonsense, don't you have a little pressure in your heart.

"Smack~"

"Like Nima!"

With a crisp applause, Liu Hong instantly rolled three hundred and sixty degrees in the sky and fell to the ground the next moment.

This made Liu Hong once again the focus of the audience.

At this moment, Liu Hong covered his face and was a little confused.

Half of them were stunned, and the other half were simply a little unable to accept the current situation.

This monk—

This monk actually beat me?

My current identity is Chen Guangrui, who is Chen Guangrui?

If His Majesty the Emperor hadn't fooled me.

The monk in front of him should be Chen Guangrui's son.

Son beating Lao Tzu?

It's a big deal!

Your Majesty still has hundreds of civil and military officials, don't you care?

In fact, Li Shimin, who was on the throne at this moment, covered his head and felt a little cold in his head.

It's too ruthless, and you can feel the pain from so far away.

Although, this slap is very cool.

Made, the court officials who dare to kill me can't kill you!

Li Shimin felt that the more he looked at Xuanzang at the moment, the more pleasing he felt.

This monk—

I saw that Guanyin was unhappy, so I slapped Guanyin in the face, I looked at the group of families with ulterior motives who were unhappy, so I opposed them, I saw that Liu Hong was unhappy, so I slapped him directly.

If I hadn't known that I couldn't have been read by mind reading, I almost thought that this monk was a roundworm in my stomach.

This monk has everything to my liking.

It's just that there are some bells and whistles in appearance, not like me, which has a sense of historical vicissitudes.

"Okay, this is Tai Chi Palace. ”

Li Er pretended to frown.

Although I have already guessed about this matter, this is Tai Chi Palace, not a place for street fighting.

"Amitabha, Your Majesty forgives your sins, the little monk has been a monk in the Pure Land Temple since he was a child, and it has almost become a part of his instinct to distinguish between true and false words, and when he sees others telling lies, he can't help but smoke them!"

Xuanzang said seriously.

The corners of Li Er's mouth twitched suddenly.

After living for so many years, the first time I heard about this disease, you are bald and bad, and you don't have a word of truth in your mouth!

If Xuanzang knew what other people present thought, I am afraid he would have to cry out for injustice.

In fact, since I became an adult, I have always adhered to the saying that monks do not speak.

At least what I just said is not false, I usually hear others say lies and I do have an urge to smoke the other party, but I can restrain it.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty's Weichen is out of the way, Xuanzangxing has suffered too much outside, and he has a grudge against Weichen. Liu Hong knelt on the ground and defended loudly.

It's just that this way of justifying it makes others a little speechless.

Except for the group of stupid big men and coarse people next door, all the people present were foxes who had become fines.

Who are you going to play fasting?

On the surface, it seems to be defending Xuanzang, but he avoids the important and trivial, as if he wants to get off the trap.

"Amitabha, donor, you just lied, do you see the poor monk like you?"

Xuanzang doesn't care about this, anyway, don't fight a diamond treasure chest, this matter will definitely not be over today, if you don't vent the depression in your heart, Xuanzang feels that she may go crazy.

"Like—"

Liu Hong subconsciously wanted to say something, and then saw Xuanzang's white palm, the swollen half of his face, and the severe pain reminded Liu Hong that what happened just now was not an illusion.

Thinking of what Xuanzang just said, he couldn't help but smoke the other party as soon as he met a liar?

"It's so much like your mother!"

Liu Hong said 'excited', and the next moment he seemed to want to get up and touch Xuanzang, but he seemed to think that the emperor on the stage hadn't let himself get up, so he immediately went back, but the expression on his face was getting more and more excited.

"Okay Liu Hong, now I don't have to act anymore. ”

At this moment, Li Er couldn't stand it anymore.

This Liu Hong is definitely the thickest-skinned and most capable actor he has ever seen.

It's time to play your sister!

In an instant, Liu Hong, who was about to continue the show, was frozen in place as if he had been frozen by the immobilization technique?

Liu?

That slut betrayed me!

This was Liu Hong's first thought, and then he shook his head fiercely.

That slut is timid by nature, and has always been under his nose, how could he have time to inform others.

Could it be this little monk?

Liu Hong looked at Xuanzang and then shook his head.

When this evil obstacle was washed away by the river, it was just born, how could I know so much?

"Your Majesty, who is Liu Hong, I don't know?"

Immediately, Liu Hong looked at Li Er with a confused face and said.

"Smack~"

The next moment, Liu Hong spun 360 degrees again and fell to the ground, and a yellowed and bloody tooth fell out.

The corners of Li Erhe's mouth twitched suddenly, and then the eyes of the people in Yushitai, who were about to find trouble, suddenly lit up, and the next moment they were going to step forward to join Xuanzang.

This monk is too arrogant, and he has been working on the main hall, he doesn't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has, and if he doesn't add to him, his conscience will not go!

"Amitabha, I'm sorry, I didn't hold back, but this adult has something to say?"

Xuanzang shook his palms, and some animals looked harmlessly at the Yushitai people who were about to make trouble.

"Gollum~"

Qi Qi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the trolls of the Yushitai, who had already been listed, suddenly shrank back.

I can't afford to provoke it, I can't afford to provoke it, because I want to be slapped by this monk because I want to brush the wave of existence?

Pull it down, our little body can't be beaten to death!

"Poof~"

"Poof~"

The laughter of the generals made the faces of several people in the Imperial Observatory darker.

If you don't do it, this monk has no scruples when he starts to do it, but His Majesty doesn't care.

Even if you join this monk, if you are beaten, it is not worth it.

"Amitabha, don't act as Lord Liu Hongshi, you must know that you are lenient in confession, strict in resisting, and the monks are compassionate, and the poor monks will not do anything to you.

In addition, the incident of your killing of Chen Guangrui happened. ”

Looking at Liu Hong, who was lying motionless on the ground, Xuanzang squatted down and said slowly, and then looked at the side hall as if he had noticed.

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