Awkward situation, meet again
Seeing the catastrophe coming, Gu Yu'er's heart calmed down. At this time, the moon outside the window gradually reached the middle of the sky, and the moonlight was like water, sprinkled on Gu Yu'er's face. She remembered the hard journey since she left Xiaogushan, the coldness of her brothers and sisters, and now she was fascinated by others, and when she saw that death was coming, she couldn't help but cry.
Suddenly he was silent again, and thought to himself, "What's the use of me crying? No one comforts me and cares for me, and I have to cry out to the old ghost, who will kill me tonight." Then he thought, "I don't know if they are humans or ghosts." If I die at the hands of ghosts, I can teach my fathers and brothers to know that if it weren't for my Gu Yuer's lack of skill, it was really these rotten ducks who didn't know whether they were humans or ghosts were playing tricks, and I couldn't complain about myself when I died. β
Thinking like this, her heart was a little settled, but the thrill of this time made her unable to sleep. At this moment, there was a knock on the door from afar, and Gu Yu'er was startled, thinking that the shopkeeper couldn't bear it and was going to do it tonight. When I listened closely, I didn't feel it, but the sound sounded like it came out of the front yard. I heard the laughter of the shopkeeper again, and a rough voice shouted: "A certain family wants to invest in the store today." β
Gu Yu'er thought secretly: "I'm afraid that this person doesn't know the store's methods, so I shouted to save his life, but it's a pity that I will die tonight." Then he thought, "What is the point of me dying and dying? But there is some hope in my heart, hoping that the man will be kind tomorrow and let himself go back, and this cry will not come out.
Hold your breath and listen secretly. The sound of the shopkeeper greeting him, the shopkeeper's greeting, and the customer's inquiry and response were heard endlessly. Gu Yu'er felt that the man's voice seemed familiar, and felt a little strange in her heart, thinking: Could it be an acquaintance?
I only heard the man say: "I'm in a hurry, if there is any good wine and food in the store, come up quickly, and arrange a good room to live with me, and I will have a lot of money with you." Gu Yu'er smiled secretly and said in her heart: "This person turned out to be a fool, and he had to hurry up and stay." Say what kind of good wine and good food, I'm afraid you will have to eat the lady's footwashing water in a while!"
Hearing "a lot of money with you" again, I remembered that I had also said this, and I was secretly ashamed: "Gu Yu'er, Gu Yu'er, you yourself are also planted in the hands of stinky duck eggs, so embarrassed to talk about others!"
The shopkeeper replied as usual: "This store only has beef and steamed buns, and the wine has home-brewed turbid mash." Not only is the faΓ§ade of your shop rough, but the food in the store is also unbearable, and I don't know how poor the ghost is! I will buy good wine and food with me, and I will buy good wine and food with me. Gu Yu'er said secretly: "You guessed right, it's really a ghost shop." β
The shopkeeper said coldly: "There are no other sellers within a radius of dozens of miles, and guests can eat if they like to eat, and if they don't like to eat, they will go to the back room to stay." Then I heard the guest shouting, "Your little two don't know anything! Gu Yu'er thought: "This person is a fierce Zhang Fei. "I heard the sound of tables and chairs, the laughter of the shopkeeper, and the shouts of customers. After a while, there was another sound of pulling, tearing of fabrics, and laughter of guests, and Gu Yu'er heard the woman scream: "You don't want to entertain the old lady! My master opened a shop, but I am a serious woman!" Gu Yu'er vaguely understood something, and said with a secret smile: "Evil ghosts have their own evil people. β
After a while, the guest said: "In this case, a few catties of beef and a few catties of steamed buns, the wine will be gone, I'm afraid it's not a good drink, and I don't think it's more expensive than Lao Tzu's urine gold." The woman said hatefully, "Then you won't eat, just get out!" The guest laughed and said, "If you say so, I will eat." The woman said, "If you like to eat or not, no one will pay much attention to you." β
Gu Yu'er thought to herself: "That may not be what kind of beef." "Secretly thinking of something, I feel sick. Thought: "I'd rather die for a while than this man eat meat to disgust me." He shouted: "This is a black shop, and it costs people's lives! Before he finished speaking, the man called the old ghost came in in a panic, stuffed a cloth ball into Gu Yu'er's mouth, and said, "Little girl, don't talk nonsense, I'll let you out tomorrow." Gu Yu'er was shut, whining, but unable to speak.
Another voice came from the front yard, and the guest said, "I heard someone shouting." The voice of the shopkeeper: "It's someone in the backyard who is killing pigs." β
The guest said: "What kind of pig do you kill in the middle of the night?" The shopkeeper's impatient voice: "You guest just eat and drink, and do so much idle work!" The guest shouted unconvincedly: "Why do you say that there is only beef in the shop? Aren't you killing pigs?" The guest said, "But I prefer pork, not beef!" There was a clashing of wine glasses, tables and chairs, and the guest shouted, "Oops! Why are you so dizzy...... Where is your house, take me to rest. β
There was a more chaotic clash, and then there was a clapping of hands, and the woman cried out, "Down, down!" After a few kicks, the woman said: "I don't know where I came from, but I also have the courage to tease the old lady! Am I a bully?" The shopkeeper said: "Fall in the back room, and it will be good to go into the water tomorrow." The woman said, "What about the last free room? Xiao Er, you go and lock him there." β
The shopkeeper agreed, and the man panicked: "No, no! The woman snorted, "Let your Rausch shit five books and four classics." The woman sneered: "Your five books and four classics are useful, teaching you to be promoted and rich, and to break wealth and eliminate disasters, which is comparable to a piece of paper from me!" The man sighed and said no more. Gu Yu'er thought: "It turned out to be a nerd ghost." β
There was silence outside the house for a while, and after a while, the woman sighed in a low voice, "It's really hard for you, to stay with me as a careless man, I won't do anything." The man said, "What are you talking about, you are my wife, how can anything compare with me in your affection for staying with me? What is the use of the Five Books and Four Classics? I will never read them again!" I heard the woman sigh softly and say, "That won't work out." The shopkeeper coughed twice, and the woman said, "You can just deal with it yourself." The footsteps dispersed, and Gu Yu'er said secretly: "A nerd ghost, a foolish ghost, an embarrassing ghost!"
After a while, Gu Yu was in a daze, and heard the door being pushed open, her ears were more sensitive than others since she was a child, and she was better than her hearing, at this time she held her breath and listened carefully, and could vaguely detect the sound of small footsteps, she said secretly: "It turned out that it was not a ghost." β
Then the door was pushed open, and there was a sound of heavy objects falling, and she thought, "Didn't you throw that stupid guest into my room?"
The head and neck still have some strength, and he tried to pin it hard, and out of the corner of his eye, he vaguely saw the shopkeeper walking out of the door, and the guest was lying on the bed, although he was stunned, the fierce appearance could still be seen a little bit. When Gu Yu'er saw it, she cried out in her heart: "How could it be him?"