Chapter 9: The Arrogant Scholar
Although Xiao Lesheng intended to attack, in order to ensure safety, he did not do it in advance.
After traveling for a long time, there is a small town in front of a pass, but there is a big inn in the town, saying that it is big, not that it has a big business, but that the inn is a big place, and the rooms are a lot.
Xiao Lesheng looked up, and the dusty plaque read the four big words 'Tongfu Inn'.
And the words "Tongfu Inn" were originally painted with gold paint, but the gold paint fell a lot, and the owner did not change the door again.
When the three of them entered the door, they saw a young scholar at the counter of the inn, with a flushed face and as if drunk, holding a book of poems, shaking his head and chanting there.
"The red sun floats in the white clouds, the birds chase down, play with the brothers, hold hands and return to the south. ”
"Shopkeeper, stay in the hotel. ”
The young scholar didn't turn his eyes, and said directly: "If you live in a hotel, you can choose the upstairs room at will, if you are eating, I'm sorry, there is no cook in this store." ”
Xiao Lesheng scolded casually: "There is no cook who opens an inn, what kind of chef is this?"
Looking at this scholar again, he is not warmly welcomed, and he doesn't want to make money if he has money, so it is not difficult to understand why this inn has a bleak business.
"Shopkeeper, I'm afraid it's a little floating for you to receive guests like this. ”
Unexpectedly, this young scholar was thin, but his temper was quite big, and when he heard Xiao Lesheng's language was not very polite, and said that he was floating, he immediately picked up a green steel sword from under the counter, and snorted:
"Where did you come from, the stinky boy, who came to the door to find something to say, is it looking for a fight?"
Xiao Lesheng hurriedly smiled and said, "Brother, you continue to chant poetry, let's go upstairs and choose a room by ourselves." ”
The young scholar was not forgiving, grabbed out of the counter, and shouted: "This store is closed today, we will not accept it, the three of you are please." ”
Zhou Lanzhi lost her relatives and kept silent with a black face, when she heard that the young scholar was going to drive a few of her away.
Now that it's getting dark, where can I find an inn for a while?
"The shopkeeper, my little brother, accidentally said the wrong thing, don't worry about it, they are all children of the rivers and lakes, please give me a convenience. ”
Although the content of Zhou Lanzhi's words was very polite, her tone was very tough, and she even deliberately raised the saber in her hand, as if it was threatening.
Hearing this, he immediately pulled out the long sword in his hand, kicked the ground with both legs, and flew towards Zhou Lanzhi.
"If you want to be convenient, you have to beat this long sword in my hand first!"
Seeing this, Xiao Lesheng thought to himself that this shopkeeper was afraid that he had eaten gunpowder, so he didn't say a few words, and he was going to do it?
Okay, if he wants to make a move, he will wait until the two of them have fought, Xiao Lesheng hurriedly pulled Zhang Siyan aside and watched the battle secretly.
But seeing the intersection of the two long swords, a burst of light and shadow danced, and more than ten moves had been made in an instant.
Zhou Lanzhi secretly lucked his strength, and the sticky word trick of the swordsmanship was used, and he quickly stuck to the long sword in the young scholar's hand, and then flung it, wanting to directly shake off the sword in the scholar's hand.
Wherever the strength went, the young scholar's wrist shook rapidly, and the long sword was almost out of his hand!
Fortunately, he held back his body at the last moment, and chose the opportunity to recharge the internal force, so that he could shake away the long sword in Zhou Lanzhi's hand.
The young scholar sneered: "Sister, your internal skills are not bad, but it's a pity that the speed is a little slower." ”
After learning this lesson, when the young scholar is lucky, he changes the routine, no longer attaches to the internal force, follows the sword in a straight line, and quickly produces the essence of the fast sword.
Although Zhou Lanzhi's internal strength was slightly higher, this young scholar's quick sword dazzled her.
By one accident, the young scholar's sharp sword had reached her throat, and in a matter of seconds, she was about to be bled to death.
But the young scholar didn't seem to have any intention of killing, so he immediately withdrew his long sword and smiled frivolously: "How many more plates?"
Zhou Lanzhi saw that this scholar was quite arrogant in his words, and between his face and words, he seemed to be teasing and teasing himself.
How can this be endured? Zhou Lanzhi raised his sword to attack, and repeated this several times, and each time he was pointed at the throat by the young scholar.
Waiting until the last time, Zhou Lanzhi finally lost her temper, directly threw the long sword to the ground, and shouted: "Count you powerful, let's leave now!"
The young scholar seemed to be particularly proud of his swordsmanship, and laughed and said: "Happy, happy!
Zhou Lanzhi said: "The mountain and wild bird people, the frog at the bottom of the well, claims to be a poetry and sword, so ashamed and not ashamed!"
The young scholar smiled and pointed at Zhou Lanzhi: "You have to have the ability to beat the long sword in my hand, you are qualified to say this, do you know?"
In terms of swordsmanship, Zhou Lanzhi was indeed willing to bow down, and at this moment, he didn't have anything to say, beckoned to Xiao Lesheng, and signaled to leave.
Xiao Lesheng watched the excitement, and felt very comfortable, Lanzhi was a bad person this week, and she was defeated at the moment, because she deserved it, and she was asking for hardship.
But when it comes to leaving, the sky is already dark, and I really don't want to go to the wind and eat and sleep in the open, not to mention finding an inn, which is originally one of the necessary conditions for dealing with Zhou Lanzhi in my plan.
Xiao Lesheng arched his hand to the young scholar and said:
"The shopkeeper's swordsmanship is extremely fast, and the kid is willing to bow down, but this poem is a bit unworthy of the title. ”
When the young scholar heard this, he became interested and said: "You little brother, you are not very old, but your tone is not small, listen to your tone, you also know poetry?"
"I know a little bit about it. ”
The young scholar clapped his hands and said, "Okay!
Xiao Lesheng said with a smile: "Shopkeeper, this competition has to have a lottery to be interesting." ”
"If you win, this is your home tonight. If you lose, I'm sorry, please go out and turn left!"
"Okay, shopkeeper, please first!"
The young scholar walked dozens of steps, and only then did he feel some sense in his heart, so he immediately took a pen and paper to record his inspiration.
Xiao Lesheng saw that he couldn't compose poems in one go, and he had to make a draft first, this kind of talent also claimed to be a poet, and the number of forced numbers still needs to be improved!
The young scholar tossed for a while before taking out the finished product, and said proudly:
"The air scroll poems and books are like tigers, and suddenly three people come to live in the hotel, kill the finger throat in ten steps, and then make a quatrain to celebrate more than one year. ”
Xiao Lesheng was happy when he heard it.
Can this also be considered poetry? except for the reluctant rhyme, the rest of the bullshit doesn't make sense!
I heard this person sing 'Red Sun Floating White Clouds' before, and I thought that this person was a little talented, but when I saw him composing poems in person, I almost laughed out loud.
Even Qianlongye's limericks such as 'one piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, five pieces, six pieces, seven or eight pieces' are a little stronger than this scholar.
The young scholar was smug and couldn't help but praise two sentences:
"Hey, hey, in line with the current situation, classic!"
He was complacent for a while, then turned his head and asked Xiao Lesheng:
"Little brother, what do you think of this poem?"
Xiao Lesheng hurriedly gave a thumbs up, dragged a long voice, and said, "Okay~, it's really good!"
The young scholar said: "I appreciate you very much, but our bet is still there, and it's your turn now." ”
Xiao Lesheng was in a difficult position at the moment, looking at the appearance of this young scholar, he obviously likes to listen to good words, if he really plagiarized two Tang poems, I am afraid that he will not be able to get off the stage.
Seeing Xiao Lesheng's hesitation, the young scholar thought that he was young, did he know poetry?
"If you can't do it, don't force yourself, get out of here. ”
Xiao Lesheng originally wanted to save him two faces, but when he heard him talk like this at the moment, he couldn't help but rush up with his blood, this guy was so arrogant, he just wanted to slap him in the face, so he would show him!
"Kill one person in ten steps, don't stay for thousands of miles, go to the clothes after the incident, and hide merit and fame. ”
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ps: The protagonist is a traverser, so there is no Li Bai here. Li bai.