Chapter Eighty-Six: Keeping Up with the Times
Xia Xiaochi found that the biggest problem in life is not that someone wants to kill your whole family, but that while someone wants to kill your whole family, you have to deal with the exam!
And what's worse than someone trying to kill your whole family and you're busy with exams is probably that you have to take extracurricular tutoring classes to learn auto repair and computer repair or something.
Life is so good, but I don't have time to enjoy it.
Xia Xiaochi felt an inexplicable sadness in his heart.
He regretted that he had picked up the bracelet.
However, what should be faced still has to be faced, and the deficit of 200 points has to be made up for by somehow.
Qian Jingjing couldn't count on it, Xia Xiaochi thought about it, there was only one way.
Or cheating!
Cheating is a must-have plug-in for students to pass the test, not to mention bad students, even good students have even had it - who hasn't thought about it?
But how to cheat is a science.
The examination room has always been a holy place for invigilators and students to fight, every year there will be many masters competing here, countless people have become famous, and since then they have been on the rise, and some people are careless, all of them are lost, which can be described as a few happy and a few sad.
The second year of high school is not a big exam, and it has not reached the point where one son is wrong and the whole army is gone, but considering the mother's career and Shen Xinran's threat, the degree of attention is even higher than the big exam.
For this reason, Xia Xiaochi had to turn to Luo Yiyi for help.
Luo Yiyi's homework is not very good, but she is very good at exams every year - she is a cheating saint.
But Luo Yiyi said that she couldn't help him this time, because Luo Yiyi, like Xia Xiaochi, also belonged to the focus of this exam - who called them the same mother and the same contribution.
"So you can't cheat on this exam?" Xia Xiaochi said sympathetically.
Luo Yiyi replied as she nibbled on ice cream, "Oh, that's not it." Have you forgotten that my mastery of things has been small, and I can control things in the air? ”
Xia Xiaochi was angry, your mother, how can you do this?
The most painful thing in life is probably the same as poor grades, the other party can cheat, but you can only watch.
Especially if everyone has learned the art of mastering things.
Xia Xiaochi was dissatisfied: "It's not right to cheat with spells. ”
He didn't say that cheating was wrong, he only said that it was wrong to cheat with spells, and Principal Jiang definitely didn't agree with this, but most of the Xianmen agreed.
Luo Yiyi asked rhetorically: "Do you still want me to help you?"
Xia Xiaochi changed his words: "What can you do?"
Luo Yiyi replied: "Find a female classmate, be beautiful, have big breasts, and wear a low-cut dress on the day of the exam." ”
Xia Xiaochi was taken aback: "You are only ten years old, you will be seduced?"
Luo Yiyi was dissatisfied: "You speak clearly, it's not me who seduces, it's your classmates who are tempted." For example, it's good to talk about little love. ”
Xia Xiaochi immediately vetoed: "No, her breasts are not big enough." ”
Luo Yiyi looked at Xia Xiaochi with disdain.
Xia Xiaochi was a little embarrassed: "I didn't peek, you forgot the ...... you threw me"
"You still said you didn't meet it last time?" Luo Yiyi crossed his hands on his hips.
Xia Xiaochi waved his hand: "This is not the key now, the key is whether there is any other way?" ”
"Then find a classmate to change the exam papers. ”
"No, I can't. Xia Xiaochi immediately vetoed: "Lao Jiangtou is very cloudy this time, and it is not Han Xiong and Cao Wei, who are more scum than me in the exam, who are arranged by my side, or Xie Zhe, who looks unpleasant to me with me." He just wanted me to die!"
Xia Xiaochi said indignantly.
"Then it's just a cheat sheet. Loy said.
Cheat sheet is the regular army in the cheating army, as the so-called asking for others is better than asking for yourself, but everything that has to be memorized from books, cheat sheets can be solved.
Xia Xiaochi thought about it and felt that there was only this way.
Don't say anything, go home and do a cheat sheet.
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In addition to preparing the cheat sheet, Xia Xiaochi had to do another thing.
Learn the Mighty Bull Demon Skill.
Because of the power of happiness, Xia Xiaochi's shadow finger has been completed not long ago.
In just two months, he has practiced a martial art to the fullest, which can be called a god speed.
After the Shadow Finger was completed, Xia Xiaochi found that he was not far from the second realm.
This made him extremely excited, and if he could be promoted to the second realm before the exam, he would be able to get extra points in the exam.
For this reason, Xia Xiaochi specially found Long Xingmao to vigorously use the Bull Demon Skill. Although the name of this punch is low, the body shape is not good, and the more stupid it is, the better the effect, but it is indeed a good kung fu to increase strength and save life.
Unexpectedly, Long Xingmao refused to give it to him, he didn't know that Xia Xiaochi's shadow finger had been completed - Xia Xiaochi was used to hiding and tucking it, so Long Xingmao spoke seriously and told him not to be greedy and chew too much.
Fortunately, he didn't give it, but Han Xiong did. This product is already an apprentice of Long Xingmao, and he has been passed on to have a strong bull magic skill, not to mention, he has really made rapid progress after practicing in the past few days, his muscles have obviously strengthened, and he is more resistant to beatings - anti-Luo Yiyi's beatings.
It was only after practicing the Mighty Bull Demon Skill that Xia Xiaochi realized why Long Xingmao would say that the more stupid the Mighty Bull Demon Skill, the easier it is to practice.
The essence of the Bull Demon Skill is a kind of body refining exercise, and it places great emphasis on the ability to resist attacks. Smart people love to take shortcuts, and they don't like to be beaten like this, and they will be lazy and tricky when they practice.
Cultivating the Mighty Bull Demon Skill will greatly increase the appetite of the warrior, and the muscles will explode, and the solid muscles themselves are the best protection. Of course, it is also doomed to a limited future.
But in the early days, it was indeed a powerful martial arts technique.
What made Xia Xiaochi feel strange was that practicing this by himself didn't seem to have much effect. It's not that he can't see the muscle growth, but that no matter how he eats or exercises, he will feel a strange air flow running in his body, and then the food and strength will all melt into it and disappear without a trace.
It feels like an old man squatting in the dantian.
Xia Xiaochi knew that this was most likely a moth made by ordinary people after the combination of immortal and martial arts, and he didn't know what the consequences would be if he continued to practice like this, so he could only practice hard-headed anyway.
For this reason, he also went to find Song Eunjun.
Song Enjun lives in a small hotel in the town, and studies his calculations every day, and it happens that it is the hotel where the immortals jump in the ghosts, but Brother Longtou didn't use this trick on him, so Song Enjun lived quite comfortably.
After inspecting Xia Xiaochi's body, Song Enjun was also inexplicable: "Your situation is a little strange?"
Xia Xiaochi asked, "What's a strange method?"
Song Enjun replied: "You already have mana in your body, but orthodox immortal cultivation, the mana during the Qi cultivation period only runs in the meridians, not into the qi and blood. ”
"What about the foundation building period?"
"During the foundation building period, it is in, cutting hair and washing the marrow, the whole body is transparent, and it enters the qi and blood roots, but it is also different from you, you seem to have penetrated into the cell level. ”
Xia Xiaochi was happy: "Oh, do you still know about cells?"
Song Eunjun replied: "Immortals also know how to keep pace with the times. ”