Chapter 106: The Dark Day of White Carefree
The eight brides have just been prepared, and the pig has already arrived, which is the old generation of Gao Laozhuang who invited someone to carry a sedan chair to invite, and the pig has long wanted to marry a daughter-in-law, especially Gao Cuilan, who has been coveting it for a long time, so naturally he will not come.
Ye Qingfeng and the others hurriedly greeted them, only to see that more than 100 zhang outside the door, eight people were carrying a sedan chair and opening the sedan curtain, and they were carrying the pig Gangguan to this side. Along the way, the sound of suona firecrackers is endless, and it is beating gongs and drums, and hundreds of people are welcoming around the sedan chair, and the momentum is not spectacular.
Pig Gangguan was wearing a big red robe and a groom's hat, and at this moment he had turned into a fat man with a fat head and big ears, his open placket exposed his chest hair, and his mouth was wide open, and he was extremely excited.
"Here, over there, put up firecrackers for me!"
Old lady Gao greeted a few times, and then followed Ye Qingfeng and the others all rushed out, and said loudly in unison: "See the Great Immortal!
One by one, the guests ran out of the Gao family's mansion, and for a while, hundreds of people shouted at Zhu Gangguan.
The word "Great Immortal" is extremely piercing and spreads all over the world.
Zhu Gang jumped down from the sedan chair, his face was full of flesh, he wiped a few handfuls of saliva, and said excitedly: "Where are the ladies and brides!"
As he spoke, he strode forward, and felt that something was wrong, and said, "Hmm, what are you calling me?"
The old lady Gao walked out tremblingly, hugged her fists and said: "Little Lao'er has seen Daxian, I didn't know the mana of Daxian before, and I was offended, please let Daxian let go of the people of Gao Laozhuang." ”
"Please spare your life!"
All the people around knelt down, kept kowtowing, their faces were pale, and they were in tears, of course they were not acting, they were really afraid of the pig.
"Immortal?heh!"
Zhu Gangguan seemed to remember something, his eyes were full of impatience, and he waved his hand and said: "Don't you dare to say anything about immortals, my Zhu Gangguan is just a fat and ugly pig demon." ”
Mrs. Gao said loudly: "Please don't worry about the old fairy and the little old man, we used to do it wrong, so we called all the girls of the right age to be married, there are eight of them, if the big fairy has a fancy to whom, let's go to the church today to get married, you see this... Everything is ready!"
"I only hope that after getting married, Daxian will no longer blame the people of Gao Laozhuang and ensure that we have a smooth weather. ”
These words were both aggrieved and frightened, and everyone around them hurriedly echoed, one by one, how sincere and sincere they were.
Zhu Gangguan couldn't help laughing: "Hey, it's all a family, why be so polite, it's inevitable that our Gao Laozhuang will be smooth in the wind and rain, that... Where the hell is the bride. ”
In the end, his eyes lit up, and his saliva almost flowed out again, and Xue Qianxun got goosebumps when he saw it.
"It's in the hall, please choose from Daisen. ”
Gao Taigong and others hurriedly invited Zhu Gangguan in, and saw that the eight brides were all wearing red clothes, covered with headscarves, standing in a row, and Zhu Gangguan's body was trembling with excitement.
Gao Taigong hugged his fists and said: "Daxian, all the yellow flower girls of the right age to be married in Gao Laozhuang are here, you can choose whichever one you want." ”
Pig Gang swallowed his saliva and muttered, "What to pick, I want all the old pigs!"
This sentence startled everyone present, including Ye Qingfeng, who had a chill down his spine, these people were ugly girls he carefully selected, and they all wanted to be pigs?
Ling Shuangyue said with a smile: "Senior, there are also rules for marrying relatives, how can there be a reason to worship at the same time, if you want to do it all, you can do it all, but you also have to take your time." Marry one today, choose an auspicious day for the zodiac in a few days, and marry another one. Anyway, if you want it, it's all yours, and you can't run away, right?"
Gao Taigong also hurriedly said: "Yes, Daxian, you have to ask for good luck when you get married in this church, even if you want to take a concubine, you have to wait for the next visit." ”
"That's that, that's. ”
Zhu Gang scratched his head and smiled innocently: "It's the old pig who didn't figure out the rules, so I'll choose one?"
"Choose, choose Daisen, your favorite. ”
Gao Taigong's forehead began to sweat.
Ling Shuangyue and Ye Qingfeng glanced at each other, and also saw the solemnity in each other's eyes.
Mu Zibai closed his eyes, and the hand in his sleeve slowly clenched into a fist, he was the most nervous at this moment, where was the upper limit of the seventy-two transformation technique, in fact, he didn't know.
Xue Qianxun was eager to beat up Pig Gang, and he felt sick when he saw his lustful appearance.
Everyone was very nervous, but Zhu Gangguan suddenly said in a deep voice: "You actually played these little tricks on me, did you really take me for a fool?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone's figures were shocked, Ye Qingfeng secretly screamed in his heart, and Mu Zibai raised his head suddenly, his pupils constricted.
Pig Gang laughed and said, "Just cover your head, you really think I can't see my face? I can't see my figure in such wide clothes? For my old pig, these are nothing." ”
Everyone's faces stiffened, and they looked at each other, but their hearts did not relax in the slightest.
And Zhu Gang waved his big hand, and a demonic wind suddenly rose, blowing up the hijab of all the brides.
The next moment, Zhu Gangguan had already embraced Bai Wuwu into his arms, and laughed: "Cuilan, a hijab can't block your face, I smell you from afar, old pig." ”
At this moment, Bai Wuwu almost didn't vomit.
He collapsed in his heart, feeling that he was too bitter, this kind of thing is simply not something that a man can bear, but he has endured it.
But everyone around breathed a sigh of relief, except for Xue Qianxun, who was a little distressed and carefree, the stone in the hearts of others finally fell.
Gao Taigong saw that his daughter was not selected, and he felt a lot better, but when he remembered the task, he hurriedly said: "I can't help it, Daxian, this is not a worship hall, how can you lift the hijab, and it is not appropriate to hug and hug now." ”
Ling Shuangyue also said: "There are customs in the mortal world, since the pig seniors want to marry a wife, of course they must follow such customs, otherwise they will become robbing the people's daughters, which will also make trouble." ”
Zhu Gangguan hurriedly let go of Bai Wuwu, rubbed his hands excitedly, and said: "Yes, yes, what Lao Taishan taught me is that I am a rough person and don't understand this, how to worship the church next, let's arrange it quickly!"
"Okay, all the guests, please take a seat to witness the wedding of the old husband and the third daughter Cuilan and Daxian. ”
So the scene became lively again, this scene still has to be sung after all, the guests are seated, the high hall is seated, worship heaven and earth, worship the second elder, husband and wife worship, a series of processes down, and Bai Wuwu was sent into the cave room.
There was a banquet around, seventy or eighty tables were sitting, good wine and good food were entertained, and the pig was wearing a big red flower and toasting one by one, smiling very happily.
With big eyes squeezed with a face full of meat, Ye Qingfeng and the others also had to say a few words of compliment, and after drinking it in rounds, it would take more than an hour.
Zhu Gangguan's eyes were slightly narrowed, quite drunk, and he walked backwards, and his breath was full of wine.
Mu Zibai and Ye Qingfeng glanced at each other, but they shook their heads at the same time.
How can you get drunk with the true god of mere wine, unless Zhu Gangguan is useless at all, all restrained, and specially enjoy the feeling of drinking.
This possibility is not impossible, but after guessing and guessing, everyone still can't figure out whether this seemingly honest pig is drunk or not, and they don't dare to make any other moves at all.
All the guests did their best, and they fell down one after another, and Pig Gangguan was no longer invincible, shouting to enter the cave room.
Everyone couldn't stop them even after all the means, and finally simply followed him to the cave room, a group of people knocked on the door outside, and Zhu Gangguan didn't care, sat on the chair, looked at Bai Wuwu on the bed, and grinned.
"Today is the happiest day for my old pig, I finally married you, Cuilan, what is this?
He burped and staggered towards the bed, and his fat body suddenly suppressed Bai Wuwu.
Bai Wuwu suddenly felt out of breath, his whole body was cold, his hair stood on end, and he hurriedly said: "A glass of wine, a glass of wine, and a husband and wife are called husband and wife after drinking a glass of wine." ”
"Oh yes, a glass of wine is a must. ”
Zhu Gangguan struggled to get up, pulled Bai Wuwu to sit on the stool, and the two grabbed the wine glass at the same time.
After a glass of wine, Zhu Gangguan directly lifted Bai Wuwu's hijab, which scared him so much that he "lost his face" and hurriedly retreated.
"Daughter-in-law, the father-in-law is here. ”
He hugged Bai Wuwu, Bai Wuwu was light, dodged directly, grabbed the hijab and put it on Zhu Gangguan's head, and chuckled: "Xianggong, you come to arrest me, if you can catch me with your face covered, the concubine will accompany you in the cave room." ”
Jiao's laughter was really clear and beautiful, Bai Wuwu was so angry that he couldn't wait to spit it out on the spot, but outside the door, Ye Qingfeng and the others didn't leave in the name of the haunted cave room, but they also prayed silently for Bai Wuwu in their hearts, it was so pitiful.
At the same time, in the Netherworld, Di Ting looked at the mountains of food in front of him, his saliva flowed into a river, his eyes were red, and he begged, "Just give me a bite!"
Hua Xie Yu shook his head very firmly and said, "You are not allowed to eat a bite until the matter is done, but you can smell it." ”
"Ahh ”
Di Ting kept stomping his feet, smelling the fragrance, and his saliva was flowing wantonly, and he was so anxious that he was about to cry, and said loudly: "Why is it not yet three quarters?
Hua Jieyu is also very nervous in his heart, whether he succeeds or not, it depends on the three quarters of the unitary, I hope that Gao Laozhuang will not drop the chain!
In the cave room, Bai Wuwu was still playing hide and seek with Zhu Gangguana, watching the drunken Zhu Gangguan stumble and walk unsteadily, he was relieved a lot in his heart, the time was almost three minutes, and it would not be a problem to persist until then.
It's just that at this moment, he suddenly felt a little strange and found that he couldn't move.
Zhu Gangguan slowly groped up, drooling and said: "Lady, where are you, the Xianggong is here to hug you, let's go into the cave room!"
His pair of fat hands gradually approached, Bai Wuwu's face changed instantly, and he was so anxious that his whole body was cold, and he couldn't help but say, "Why can't I move me!"
Zhu Gang said: "It seems that the lady still likes me, otherwise she wouldn't have found such a lame reason to deliberately let me catch it." ”
Fuck you! It's clear that you're fucking messing around.
Bai Wuwu scolded loudly in his heart, and secretly said that Pig Gangguan seemed to be honest, but in fact he was extremely cunning, and he actually used mana secretly.
Watching the fat head and big ears of the pig Gangguan gradually approaching, Bai Wuwu couldn't help but say loudly: "Don't, I'm damned!"
"Lady, I've got you!"
Zhu Gangguan hugged Bai Wuwu, and immediately gnawed on his face.
"Ahhh ”
Disgusting Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is no longer alive, ahhh
Bai Wuwu screamed in his heart, but he didn't dare to make a sound, but he couldn't struggle no matter what.
Ye Qingfeng and the others glanced at each other outside, this time they were really distressed, Lao Bai was too bitter.
This day is destined to be the darkest day in Lao Bai's life.