Chapter Ninety-Three: The Poor Devil Brings Disaster

This legend was confirmed by more and more civil officials who made mistakes inexplicably, and at first everyone thought it was a big joke, but later the civil officials took it seriously.

There are Buddhist beads in the beads, and there are all kinds of Taoist talismans hidden in the black yarn, but the Fu has to turn around immediately when he meets Shen Qiao, and he recites the scriptures he learned for a while.

Even if Shen Qian had to look at him from afar, that person had to go home and wash three times before he dared to go out, otherwise he would be easily killed by Shen Qian.

In the days when Shen was poor in the jade capital, the sales of the Buddhist objects and Taoist artifacts in the entire jade capital more than tripled, and at that time, if you wanted to buy a good rosary in the jade capital, you had to wait, and the high price was high, and the jade was not in stock.

In the past, those Buddhist artifacts piled up on the shelves were all worn by these civil officials, and it is said that Yu Wenyuan, the elder of the two dynasties in the court, wore the most on his body, and when he went to the court every day, in the dragon road, he could hear the clanging sound of Yu Ge Lao's body from a distance.

In the entire Jade Capital Dynasty, it also belonged to the time when the elder of the pavilion met Shen Poor, and the reaction was the most peculiar.

Yu Ge Lao usually went to court at the wrong time with Shen Poor, and it was almost impossible to meet, but one day somehow, the two of them met.

Yu Ge Lao's back was straightened, he didn't turn around and chant like others, he was in a circle, in the four directions of the southeast, northwest and northwest beside him, he spat four times, and then kept squatting on the spot, and pinched a talisman sword in his hand.

The strange thing is that once the civil officials belonged to the old pavilion and almost did not encounter any poor disasters, poor disasters specifically refer to the disasters brought about by the poor, and the old government was cold and deserted before, but now it is full of people, most of them come to ask the old cabinet to teach the art of spitting, and the way of being an official under the poor disaster.

The way of being an official, has always been closely related to feng shui, is the rise or fall, the holy will is unpredictable, the only reliable is the fortune teller mouth from time to time to ask for the golden mantra, a word is a thousand taels of gold, for the journey, most people are willing to spend this money, the original relying on this way can still have some effect, but since Shen poor returned to the jade capital, the original fortune teller Liu Blind man, also completely lost all the old patrons.

But whenever you encounter the fate of yourself and Shen Poor, no matter what the conclusion is, it will be the result of the big murder in the end, and if you meet Shen Poor and sign the big murder, it will be particularly unprofessional, because everyone knows that Shen Poor is a big murderer, and all the ways he proposed to solve the evil and go to bad luck are completely gone.

Liu Blind, who used to spend all his time drinking and spending a lot of money, has also become poor and white because of Shen Poor, drinking the leftover wine from others, and from time to time he can pick up two bones that have not been gnawed clean.

The poorer Liu Blind is, the more angry he becomes, and after he was angry, he made up a lot of folk songs for Shen Poor, but after writing them, he was worried about how to spread these ballads, because he really couldn't even get a few small money to trick children into eating candy.

Just when Liu Blind was at a loss, he met a person, who gave a large sum of money, and said that he appreciated his talent in creating these ballads, and encouraged him to continue to create, and with the help of that person, the children's songs written by Liu Blind spread throughout the Jade Capital.

The civil officials, who were already in danger of themselves, couldn't sleep well even after going down to court, and listened to the children outside the courtyard wall every day, and where the children from nowhere were singing:

Poor tiger and rabbit, life and life. If the beast is not removed, it will be difficult to take care of its life.

Just when all the civil officials were so uncomfortable that they couldn't sleep because of such a ballad, one of them stabbed this children's song on the holy table of Emperor Tiande, and specially added some comments that endangered the fortunes of the country.

Everyone thought that if such a book was folded, the good days of Shen Poverty would come to an end, at least it was the result of distribution.

Who knew that the next day, Emperor Tiande threw the book on the face of the person with a heart, and scolded bitterly: witch words harm the country!

The person with a heart was dismissed from his official position on the spot, and was directly sent back to his hometown, and he was never allowed to enter the jade capital again.

When someone left the jade capital, he held the big lion outside the city of the jade capital and scolded for a day and a night, and was finally forcibly dragged into the carriage by the soldiers and sent away.

When other civil officials saw this fate, they no longer dared to go to the fold to join the poor.

In the following month, there was silence in the civil officialdom, and there was not a single book for a month, all of which were reports handed over by some military attachés.

After a month of silence, Tiande received the first civil servant to present an excerpt, but it was a resignation letter, saying something like saying goodbye to the old man and returning to his hometown.

Immediately after that, civil officials, large and small, handed over their resignations one after another.

Looking at the resignation books piled up on the holy table, Emperor Tiande invited Shen Poor into the Yudu Emperor, and after a long talk for three hours, all the civil officials suffered from nectar after a long drought, and finally they waited for a good news, Shen Poor was going to Confucianism to be the emperor's secretary.

The imperial scrivener is a special official position sent by the court to Confucianism, and he has to stay in Confucianism for many years, participate in Confucian affairs, and then report to the court, which is also to enhance the connection between the court and Confucianism.

The imperial scribes in the past, since they were dispatched, have almost settled down in Confucianism, and almost never returned to the jade capital.

But the civil officials are still not at ease, everyone is talking in the palace in many ways, the truth of this news, everyone has a positive result, and everyone is finally relieved, after all, they have been poor for a long time.

In the days when Shen was poor, they almost didn't go out much, and they stayed at home every day, for fear that they would meet Shen poor when they went out, even if they had thousands of family wealth hidden at home, they couldn't go out if they were stunned, and it was really no different from being poor.

Although they are happy and looking forward to it, each of them is still living the same life as before.

When he met Shen Poor, he turned around and recited the scriptures, and when Shen Poor looked at him, he immediately went home and washed three times.

Shen Poor finally set a date for the Jade Capital, and the civil officials of the Manchu Dynasty looked forward to the day he left the capital as if they were looking forward to the New Year.

When Shen Poor was about to leave the Jade Capital, there was also a ghost story that made civil officials wake up in the middle of the night.

Shen Qian laughed to death.

After that day, an unlucky civil official named Ji Changchun met Shen Poor at a dead end.

The first time he met, Ji Changchun had no way to avoid it, so he began to practice on the spot, he first recited a scripture towards the wall, and then began to spit on the spot like Yu Ge Lao.

Who knew that this set of rituals that everyone in the court had certified did not catch up with the poor demon in front of him.

The poor devil just smiled at him, a faint smile, and a little politeness.

But Ji Changchun was obviously unable to bear the smile on him at all, he first sweated profusely, and soon wet the court clothes on his body.

The poor devil has never stopped, and has always led him in front of him.

Ji Changchun began to defecate uncontrollably, and then Ji Changchun howled, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth, and Ji Changchun was scared to death by the laughter of the poor devil.

After all the civil officials heard the news of Ji Changchun's death, they were all angry, but none of them stood up and said that they wanted to give Ji Changchun justice.

They all dare to be angry but dare not speak, no one wants to go to the poor devil with their official fortunes, and besides, they are not sure in their hearts whether they will be scared to death by the laughter of the poor devil.

More importantly, the poor devil is about to leave the jade capital, and at this time, who dares to participate in a book of poor demons scaring Ji Changchun to death, it is estimated that he will be divided by other civil officials immediately.

At this time, if Emperor Tiande ordered the poor devil to be detained and investigated, then this great opportunity to send the poor devil out of the jade capital would be wasted, and how long would the poor devil be investigated if he was detained? No one knows, the poor devil has countless military exploits, and the poor devil did not beat Ji Changchun, Ji Changchun's matter, the law in the Great Xian Kingdom has almost nothing to do with the poor devil.

Whoever wants to stand up at this time, forcibly tie Ji Changchun's death to the death of the poor demon and the civil official, it is estimated that he will have to climb into the jade capital all his life like the person who had a heart before, and as a result, he returned to his hometown ahead of schedule after receiving a comment of "witch party harms the country".

In this way, Ji Changchun's death, the emperor didn't ask, the lower officials didn't play, there were too many officials in the Great Xianguo, especially the officials in the jade capital, there were too many officials, almost every ten steps could meet an official, so the death of a Ji Changchun would basically wait for five or six months before the emperor would know, and by that time, the poor devil had already left Confucianism, and everything was fine.

The day the poor devil left the jade capital, there was almost no one on the street, about the poor devil brought about the poor disaster, but also deeply into the hearts of the ordinary people, after all, what is popular in the court, the people will follow what is popular, even the little four dogs who sell buns on Yujing in Yudu said that since the poor devil bought buns in his shop for a while, their buns have been sold less than a day, Zhang Mazi, who sells vegetables, was looked at by the poor devil, and he was sick for three days when he went home。

The fame of the poor devil spread throughout the Jade Capital.

Although there was no one on the street, far away, a high attic was crowded with civil officials from various prefectures and offices in the jade capital.

They had to watch the poor demons leave the jade capital with their own eyes, so that they could sleep soundly at night.

I thought that if I was so far away, I would definitely not be seen by the poor devil, who was the poor devil who had just stepped out of the jade capital, turned around in their direction and smiled.

Everyone didn't know what it was like to laugh when Ji Changchun died, but that day, among all the civil officials who saw the poor devil smiling, more than 100 fell ill directly.

The poor devil mounted his horse and rode to the dust.

After the poor devil left, the civil officials in the court no longer had the spirit they used to have, and for a long time, Emperor Tiande did not receive a letter about impeachment.

Emperor Tiande privately said to the eunuchs close to him: The poor devil goes, and he will be cured of a serious illness!

When Emperor Tiande said this, there was still a book on the holy table that sent two copies of the border pass half a year ago, one of which was a note about the death of the border pass, and the name of Zhou Dacun on it was specially circled by the jade pen with a red circle, and the other was a request for appointment submitted by Shen Qian.