Chapter 167: Nymphomaniac
Jiang Bo looked at the wooden building as if he fell into a memory: "If you want to have the opportunity to see the eldest lady in the future, just remember to control your eyes." β
Uncle Jiang began to introduce the flowers in this flower garden to Qiu Tongcoffin, and as soon as he said the names of several flowers, Qiu Tongcoffin interrupted him: "Uncle Jiang, I see that most of these beautiful flowers are planted casually in the soil, but there are many large flower pots on the conspicuous platform over there. β
Jiang Bodao: "Those flower pots were originally for grass. β
Qiu Tongcoffin said: "Take a flower pot to hold grass? I see that most of these grasses are the same color, what is there to look good about in such a conspicuous position?"
Jiang Bo said with a smile: "The eldest lady used to be an ordinary person, the world liked, I was cheap, the world was cheap, I liked it, so the grass in this garden, most of the status is higher than the flower, you see this pot of grass, because the grass blades are round, so it is called Yuanxian, it has a great function for cultivation, can enhance the Yuan Force, enhance cultivation, this pot is called the tail life, the eldest lady likes this pot the most, often said that if this grass is an adult, it must be a man who is infatuated." β
Qiu Tongcoffin said: "Then it seems that the eldest lady hates flowers very much?"
Jiang Bodao: "If you really hate flowers, you won't build these gardens, do you know what our master's surname is?"
Qiu Tongcoffin shook it: "When I was wandering around here before, I only heard people talk about the master of Jiangdaolou, who is very good at martial arts, although he does not show up all the year round, but those whose hands and feet are not clean do not dare to approach the place of Jiangdaolou for a mile. β
Jiang Bodao: "Now that you have also entered the Jiangdao Building to work, there are some things that you still have to know, so as not to make reckless mistakes in the future." The owner of our Jiangdaolou is surnamed Hua, so the eldest lady not only hates it, but eats flowers, and this garden is also built by the owner with a lot of effort and specially built for the eldest lady. β
Qiu Tongcoffin said: "Is the owner of the Jiangdao Tower very powerful in the rivers and lakes?"
Jiang Bodao: "The master is infatuated with knives all his life, but no one who walks with a knife in the rivers and lakes does not know his name." There is a knife tomb in our Jiangdao Tower, and many martial arts masters come to challenge every year, and only those who have really broken through the knife tomb can see the true face of the master. β
Qiu Tong said: "Dao Tomb, this name sounds so eerie. β
Jiang Bodao: "Although it sounds like the name of a tomb, in fact, the knife tomb is an old attic more than 100 feet high, and the attic is full of all kinds of weapons, because the rule of breaking the knife tomb is that the loser leaves the weapon and the martial arts he has learned, and if he wins, he can take a peerless martial arts secret book from the master." β
When he heard this, Qiu Tong's coffin immediately chattered his teeth in fright, it turned out that it was not a dream, and the attic was also real.
Jiang Bo was concerned: "What's wrong? Is it that the new clothes don't fit well, and it's a little cold to wear?"
Qiu Tong's coffin immediately changed his face, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, Uncle Jiang, you still have to teach me some of the skills of a gardener, I can help you early, and you will have less hard work." β
Jiang Bo thought that the children would be more interested in these stories of the rivers and lakes, and seeing Qiu Tongcoffin so sensible, Jiang Bo was also very pleased.
"The first element of raising flowers is to choose the soil, the flowers in it are spiritual, and ordinary flowers are different, sunlight and rain, because there are formation reasons, so we don't have to worry, the first step to choose the soil must be selected, otherwise there will be a lot of trouble in the future, all the soil used here comes from the mountains, a kind of soil called five-color soil, remember to regularly replace them with new soil, this flower eats the soil quickly, a foot square of soil, soon eats no spirituality, the flowers here, can not be raised as flowers, to be as careful as raising animalsγ On weekdays, leaf pruning and pruning are some ordinary efforts, and one thing is very important, this flower has spirituality, and there is a temper, if you see an awkward quarrel between two flowers, you must move away in time, otherwise both will be angry to death. β
Qiu Tongqi said with a look of surprise: "Flowers?"
Jiang Bodao: "The flowers outside, yes or not, but the flowers in this garden are all a little temperamental." β
Qiu Tongqi asked, "How do you see if they are angry? I haven't seen what angry flowers look like." β
Uncle Jiang led him to two flowers, pointed to them and said, "What do you think is the difference between them?"
Qiu Tong looked up and down the coffin: "These two flowers seem to be more colorful than other flowers, and the others are no different?"
Jiang Bo said: "When the flower is angry, its own color is also more gorgeous than the usual time, and there is a feature that can show that the two flowers are angry with each other, and now the sunlight is in the east, but these two flowers are one facing south and the other is facing north, and most of them are angry." β
Qiu Tongcoffin said: "This peanut is angry, and he doesn't even want to be in the same direction as the other party in the sun, this temperament is really big enough." β
Jiang Bodao squatted down, hugged one of the basins, and then motioned to Qiu Tongcoffin to pick up the other.
"Now we're going to separate them, and before we can do that, there's one more thing that has to be done. β
Qiu Tongqi asked, "Choose the two farthest places to move them away?"
Jiang Bo said: "No, but we have to hold them, each of them three times, so that if we move away, they will not remember who they have just been angry with." β
Qiu Tong coffin said: "It's not okay to be far away?"
Jiang Bo said: "When flowers remember hatred, their memory must be no worse than that of people." β
Qiu Tongcoffin turned around three times as he said, and put the flower in his hand in another corner not far away.
Jiang Bo then told him about some habits of other flowers and plants, and Qiu Tongqi remembered that his head was almost big, and he said straightly, where is this raising flowers, it is clearly like taking care of a bear child in a garden.
Qiu Tongcoffin had just entered the building, and Uncle Jiang didn't let him do some particularly complicated things, but just asked him to follow him into the mountain to dig five-colored soil, and then pull it back with a carriage.
Qiu Tongcoffin is a young age, now he has a job as a gardener, he receives silver money every month, and he can go out of the building every day to let off steam, sitting in the carriage of five-colored soil, gently waving the whip in his hand, his face is always happy, and when he meets his former friends who fell together, he also has to say hello one or two enthusiastically, and he doesn't care whether they recognize themselves who are now dressed neatly.
On this day, because Uncle Jiang was helping in the kitchen, Qiu Tongcoffin was the only one to watch the garden, and Qiu Tongcoffin was lying leisurely in the eldest lady's boudoir, holding a beetroot picked from nowhere.
The wind blew the sea of flowers, with bursts of aromatic fragrance, and now Qiu Tongcoffin has long been accustomed to the smell of these flowers, and even some are obsessed with these smells.
Every time I smell it, I feel an indescribable feeling all over my body.
The green gauze account swayed in the wind, gently caressing his face, and he thought to himself: In this boudoir of the sea of flowers here, there must have lived a fairy sister before.
Thinking about it, his pajamas slowly climbed up, and the wide corridor chair was even more comfortable than his own bed, and his eyes slowly closed.
Just as his eyes were about to close completely, he suddenly felt as if a dozen pairs of eyes were watching him, and he was splashed with a basin of cold water, and he woke up suddenly.
He jumped up from the porch chair, hurriedly looked around, and shouted loudly, "Who!???!
The soft breeze gently shook the delicate leaves of the flowers, and only a rustling sound could be heard in the wind.
He touched the back of his head and muttered, "Is it another dream?"
Since he entered the Jiangdao Tower, this strange dream has been dreamed for the second time, and the last time was the knife grave that I didn't know if it was true or not.
The sleepiness he had just raised hit him again, and he touched the side of the porch chair and lay down again.
Just fell asleep without half a burnt incense, he felt that something was crawling on his face, he touched it with his hand, but touched an extremely wide flower leaf, staying where he slept, obviously there was still a long distance from the flower garden, how could he touch the flower leaf.
His misty eyes were open, and a stout flower was standing under his head, looking at him with a flower heart.
His drowsiness suddenly became completely frightened, and he stood up and climbed on the bench in the corridor for a long distance, and then looked back in horror, which was a terrible sight.
Except for the big flower, other flowers of different shapes and colors jumped out of the ground and stood in a circle around the promenade chairs.
The colors of the plants are all extremely bright, as if there is a fight for the king of flowers.
Placed outside the garden, everyone will only think that this is a rare strange fight, but in the garden, Qiu Tongcoffin knows very well in his heart what this means.
These flowers are angry, and the object of their anger is themselves.
Qiu Tongqi didn't know where he had provoked them, his heart was panicked, his mouth trembled, and he was so anxious that he yelled at a group of flowers: "What are you going to do!!
The thickest flower suddenly jumped forward two steps, and Qiu Tongqi was almost stunned when he saw the flower walking for the first time, and at the moment when he lost his mind, a flower leaf the size of a pot lid waved towards his face.
It wasn't until there was a hot pain on his face that he suddenly understood that he had been beaten in the mouth by a flower.
Qiu Tongcoffin, who didn't have time to get angry, immediately wanted to get up and run quickly, but who knew that at this time, the thick flower jumped directly on his body, so that he couldn't move at all.
The surrounding flowers also saw the opportunity and rushed up, Qiu Tongcoffin only heard a crackling sound, and every skin on his body was enduring the merciless beating of these flowers.
Until finally he fainted in pain and did not wake up.
Jiang Bo came from the kitchen, and as soon as he pushed the door of the flower garden, a blue nose and swollen face fell from behind the door.
Jiang Bo didn't recognize who it was at first glance, and it wasn't until he wiped off the colorful flower juice on the person's face that he recognized the appearance of Qiu Tong's coffin.
Jiang Bo called out urgently: "Baby, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?"
Qiu Tongcoffin woke up groggily, and when he saw Uncle Jiang's appearance, Qiu Tongcoffin immediately threw himself into Uncle Jiang's arms and cried loudly: "Uncle Jiang, Uncle Jiang, they !! they !! beat me!!"
Jiang Bo hurriedly asked, "Who? Who beat you?"
Qiu Tongqi stretched out his hand and pointed to the flower garden: "They !! their group of flowers!!"
Jiang Bo said: "How is this possible? You tell the original story." β
Uncle Jiang has been in charge of this garden for decades, and these flowers have not moved under his nose.
How did you get to Qiu Tong's coffin, and this flower is alive.
Qiu Tongcoffin told the matter from beginning to end, and after speaking, he sobbed and said, "I... I just lay there and slept, and I didn't recruit them, and I provoked them, and they rushed up and beat me!!"
Although Uncle Jiang had only heard the matter once, he had already heard the key: "You mean you are lying down and sleeping in the boudoir?"
Qiu Tongcoffin was teary-eyed: "Yes, what's wrong?"
Jiang Bodao: "Maybe it was those flowers who felt that you occupied the eldest lady's place, and they hit you." β
Qiu Tongcoffin said: "But I don't know if I sleep there, I will be beaten?
Jiang Bo said: "Uhγγγγγγ Because it's the eldest lady's boudoir.,Usually I only occasionally go to do cleaning.,I haven't slept in it.γγγ β
Qiu Tongcoffin cried loudly again: "Then I'll beat it... But I've been wronged!"
Jiang Bo looked at him all over his body, these flowers were not lighter than ordinary people, and Qiu Tong's coffin was about to be beaten to the point that he was invisible.
Jiang Bo said distressedly: "I still have some wound medicine in my room, anyway, let's clean and apply the medicine first, don't leave any aftermath in the future." You will rest first for these two days, and after two days when those flowers are gone, you will not be too late to come back. β
Jiang Bo helped Qiu Tongcoffin and walked out step by step.
Qiu Tongcoffin's body was injured, and he lay on the bed for seven days, and the doctor came to see his injuries and said that this young man was famous, and he was injured by so many martial arts masters with internal strength, and he could still pick up a life.
Qiu Tongcoffin was lying on the bed, his eyes were full of tears, and he didn't dare to say that this injury was because of being beaten by flowers.
Seven days later, Qiu Tongcoffin was no longer able to reluctantly get off the ground, but every time his feet landed, the bones of his whole body would emit a heart-piercing pain together, and every time he got out of bed, he rested on a stool on the side for half an hour before he could continue to walk.
Later, when the injury was a little better, he immediately used most of the month's silver money to buy a few roast chickens, a few jars of liquor, and some peanuts, melons and fruit snacks, and went straight to the flower garden.
As soon as he pushed the gate of the flower garden, Qiu Tongcoffin immediately put the roast chicken, liquor, peanuts and melon seeds in place!
Qiu made a coffin with a coffin, and one head was on the ground.
This is the ritual of recognizing mistakes learned from the head snake in Qiu Tong's coffin wandering at that time.
Facing the flowers in the garden, Qiu Tongcoffin shouted: "Ladies and gentlemen, the little one has eyes and does not know Taiyue, offended your treasure land, today the little brother specially invited the roast chicken liquor, come to make amends, the little brother does not know the taste of the flower master on weekdays, if the filial piety is wrong, please also make it clear, next time the little brother will make up one by one, and I hope you will forgive the little brother for the offense, the little brother from today, will never be close to the boudoir half a step in the future." β
As soon as he finished speaking, Qiu Tongcoffin made up three more rings.
After staggering, he closed his eyes tightly, his feet had hooked the door, and he waited for something to be wrong, and ran straight outside.
Who knew that after kneeling for a long time and not seeing any movement, Qiu Tongcoffin said with confidence: "Then wait for your acquiescence, thank you for your kindness." β
At the moment when Qiu Tongcoffin was about to turn away, he suddenly felt a burst of coldness coming from his feet, and when he looked down, he saw two thick and long flower vines wrapped around his feet.
These two flower vines frightened Qiu Tongxiang and shouted in his heart, but his body didn't dare to move a bit.
When Qiu Tongcoffin was so nervous that he was about to die, the third flower vine stretched out, and in two or three clicks, he flew away the roast chicken, peanuts, melons and fruits, and stretched directly to a jar of liquor, pulling the liquor and dragging it deep into the flowers.
The two vines on his feet were also loosened, and each took two jars of liquor.
Qiu Tongqi's nervous heart finally relaxed.
He hurriedly poured all the remaining jars of liquor into the flower field, and then happily closed the door and went back to the room.
On the second day, Uncle Jiang was busy in the flower garden, but when he saw a person pushing the door in, Uncle Jiang was so anxious that he ran over and carried that one out of the door.
Jiang Bo said angrily: "What's the matter with you!? Didn't you let you go back to the house to recuperate? It's only been a few days, these flowers may still have a grudge, what if they hurt you again?"
Qiu Tongcoffin's face was cunning: "It's okay, Uncle Jiang, I have reconciled with them, and they will definitely not hurt a single hair of my hair." β
Jiang Bo was skeptical: "You are so sure? How did you reconcile with them?"
Qiu Tongcoffin didn't dare to tell Uncle Jiang about the liquor, and it was estimated that he would have to read him for a long time, Qiu Tongcoffin said: "Well, it's a secret, so you pull me outside the door, if there is any emergency, you quickly pull me away, and let me stand in this flower garden for a quarter of an hour or two." β
Jiang Bo thought in his heart, now that the person is already outside the garden, it is good to let him try, he can't avoid these flowers every day like this, I don't know when this hatred will be gone.
Jiang Bo followed Qiu Tong's method and let him stand not far from the door.
Qiu Tongcoffin walked in generously, stretched his waist, and looked very proud.
After a while, Jiang Bo found that the flowers in the garden were no different, so he walked in and asked with a smile, "It seems to be really fine." β
Qiu Tongqi said proudly: "That's nature, but it cost me a lot of silver." β
Jiang Bo frowned: "Spend silver?"
Qiu Tongqi slurred: "I mean... Money can make ghosts lose their spirits, let alone spend. β
Jiang Bo touched the head of Qiu Tong's coffin and looked at the flower field: "It's okay, it's okay." β
Qiu Tongcoffin jumped into the carriage quickly: "Uncle Jiang, no one has helped you transport the five-colored soil in the past few days, you must be worried, I'll go and help you pull two carts back." β
Jiang Bo scolded with a smile: "You, you are a monkey who can't be locked up, the injury has only been healed for a few days, and I want to go out to let off steam, pay attention to some mountain roads, don't hurt anywhere." β
When Uncle Jiang was saying these instructions, Qiu Tongcoffin had already flown out in a carriage and was nowhere to be seen.