Chapter 15 Handsome Than Me, Looking for Death
In the early morning of the "deserted town", the sky has not yet dawned, but the barking of dogs is endless. Restaurants, street food, and vendors are already in place, looking forward to opening and doing a prosperous business.
Xiao Jiang and Mu Yang arrived in the deserted town, it was five days later, only because they robbed a group of robbers on the way, and forced the robber leader to dance and sing about conquest, of course the robber refused, but Xiao Jiang gave him a vivid and vivid lesson in ideology and morality, and the robber finally succumbed to Xiao Jiang's obscenity and did what he wanted to do in his life but did not dare to do, indescribable.
In the end, the gang of robbers watched Xiao Jiang with kind faces, and Mu Yang and the two left, and said with a smile when they left: "Thank you, uncle, welcome to the humble house next time."
Xiao Jiang was very satisfied with their attitude, and also smiled and said: "A few people are very conscious, remember not to force things in the future"
"Also, I'll be back when I have time"
The robbers' faces suddenly changed drastically, and they hurriedly waved their hands and said, "Ah, Xiao Gongzi, is it so inappropriate?"
"How do you have an opinion?"
"No, no, how dare I, Xiao Gongzi, you can come whenever you want, we will welcome you"
Xiao Jiang nodded and said, "Remember that in the future, you can't force things, otherwise, let me know, you will die", the gang of robbers heard this, and immediately nodded desperately.
Xiao Jiang snatched two horses, looked at the gang of robbers, and said with a smile: "No opinion."
"No, no, Childe likes it, it's okay to take it all"
Xiao Jiang nodded and said, "Not bad!" and galloped away with Mu Yang, and within five days, they arrived at the deserted town.
Looking at Xiao Jiang and Mu Yang's departure, a robber said to the robber leader: "Big brother, what should we do, this Xiao Jiang is doing this, and let us mess around on this road"
"He, he, is he insulting us, we also have a work ethic"
The robber leader did have a bitter face, shook his head, and said with a smile: "People have to bow their heads under the eaves, why can't this kid be provoked, why don't you run away."
"Big brother, why are you so cowardly?"
"Nonsense, you haven't tried enough of his ideological and moral education"
"Your eldest brother and I, it took half my life to survive"
"Do you want to run?"
The person who was asked suddenly trembled, and said with a righteous face: "Big brother is wise, why don't you run away."
When the robber leader heard this, he thought: I wipe it, this face is turned over faster than I can pick up girls.
"Alright, hurry up and pack your things, call the brothers, why don't you run", said the gang of robbers, scrambled to pack their things, and prepared to escape.
Xiao Jiang was here, but he was riding a horse, eating fruit leisurely, and walking with Mu Yang to the road to the deserted town.
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When Xiao Jiang and Mu Yang returned to the deserted town, it was already early in the morning, and the restaurant had already opened, so the two went to the restaurant to ask for some drinks.
"Little two?"
"Here", hearing his voice, Xiao Jiang thought that according to the routine of martial arts dramas, it should be a plainly dressed young man, nodding and running over.
Seeing his person, Xiao Jiang was immediately shocked in place, only to see that the shopkeeper looked like a sinking fish and a goose, a shy flower in the closed moon, and an ordinary gray dress, but it was like a heavenly immortal left in the world, and the handsome one was a mess. No, this can't be said to be handsome, the appearance of this shop's little two is already more handsome, and it has reached the legendary "beauty" realm.
Xiao Jiang looked at the shopkeeper, looking at his appearance, and immediately swallowed his saliva, thinking: What kind of routine is this, the male protagonist of the idol drama? is more handsome than the protagonist, a bit too much, author.
When Xiao Er saw Mu Yang and Xiao Jiang, the two of them were dirty and torn, and they were in ordinary green clothes, so they were disdainful, waved their hands, put the plate in their hands in front of Xiao Jiang, and said, "Two guest officers, do you want to stay in the hotel?"
Mu Yang was immediately anxious when he saw it, as the so-called, the lord humiliated the ministers to death, and the second child of this shop, looking down on Xiao Jiang like this is equivalent to being humiliated by him even with himself.
When Mu Yang was about to throw a punch, Xiao Jiang stopped Mu Yang.
When the shopkeeper saw Mu Yang and wanted to beat himself, his heart was a little empty, and he said, "What's the matter, you two poor ghosts, you still want to beat me?"
"The two trash don't go out to inquire, who are you Chen Ergou?
When Mu Yang heard this, he was even more anxious, and immediately wanted to rush over and beat the shopkeeper, Xiao Jiang stopped him and kicked Mu Yang hard, Mu Yang saw it, knew that Xiao Jiang was angry, hurriedly hugged his fists, and said to Xiao Jiang: "The subordinates are guilty, and I hope that the son will be punished."
Xiao Jiang's face slowly calmed down, he had watched a lot of court dramas in his previous life, and he also knew that he could not condone his subordinates, and he had to establish his own prestige in order to make his subordinates convince and obey you.
Xiao Jiang looked at Mu Yang and said, "Just now, this son thinks of your head of the household and spares you."
"But next time............ This son will never forgive!"
"No, the subordinates swear, but there will be no next time, Gongzi Xie forgives", Mu Yang hurriedly clenched his fists and said.
Xiao Jiang nodded slowly, helped Mu Yang up, the shopkeeper, seeing Xiao Jiang, Mu Yang didn't bird himself, and immediately said angrily: "Two poor ghosts, they don't put labor and management in their eyes, and look for death"
Xiao Jiang smiled and thought: I'm stuck, is this world crazy? Why do people ask for a slap in the face in every novel? Or find the protagonist, is it so pleasant to slap the face?
Xiao Jiang shook his head, pretending to be puzzled, and the shopkeeper saw Xiao Jiang's disdain, and immediately became angry.
"You're looking for death!", the shopkeeper threw a punch at Xiao Jiang.
When Mu Yang saw this, his face suddenly changed, but he knew that Xiao Jiang had never practiced martial arts, and if this punch went down, Xiao Jiang would either die or be injured.
When Mu Yang was about to take action to protect Xiao Jiang, he vaguely saw a cheap smile on Xiao Jiang's face, and he knew that it was not simple!
When Xiao Er saw his fist and was about to swing it in Xiao Jiang's face, he seemed to see Xiao Jiang being knocked away by himself, and then kneeling on the ground begging for mercy.
Mu Yang was very nervous when he saw that the fist was about to reach Xiao Jiang's door, but for some reason, he believed in Xiao Jiang in his heart.
When the fist was about to reach Xiao Jiang's nose, it stopped, followed by a scream like killing a pig.
Xiao Jiang was shaking his forehead with one hand, pretending to be very helpless and innocent.
And the other hand grabbed the hand of the shopkeeper fiercely and did not let go.
The shopkeeper was in pain and wanted to get rid of Xiao Jiang's hand, but found that Xiao Jiang's hand was like an eagle's claw, and he couldn't let go of the pain at all.
Xiao Jiang pretended to be very innocent and heartbroken, and said, "Brother, why do you like to be slapped in the face and beaten so much?"
"Is it because I'm the main character?"
Xiao Jiang seemed to be very distressed, knocked on his chest, and said, "But, why bother?"
"I'm kind, I don't like to hit people"
After listening to Mu Yang on the side, he was suddenly petrified and muttered: It's so strong, it's also cheap.
The shopkeeper knew that he had kicked the iron plate this time, and he had to be soft, otherwise he would definitely be beaten.
The shopkeeper suddenly knelt down, squeezed his eyes hard, and burst into tears when he wanted to, but found that he couldn't shed anything, but he still performed hard.
"Childe, I was wrong"
"The villain has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai"
"I'm just a waste, garbage, just let me go like a fart", the shopkeeper slapped his face fiercely, and Xiao Jiang looked a little painful.
"The villain has two eyeballs, which is an ornament, and the villain will blind his eyes", said, really looking for chopsticks, trying to blind his eyes.
When Xiao Jiang saw this, he didn't move, as if he was watching a performance, looking at the shopkeeper.
The shopkeeper was a little surprised when he saw that Xiao Jiang didn't stop him, this trick was unpleasant, why did it fail today.
Xiao Jiang saw that the shopkeeper stopped, so he said with a smile: "Oscar, I really owe you a little golden man."
"Your performance, Chen Long's can't be compared"
The shopkeeper seemed to be told in his heart, and said in a weak heart: "Childe, what are you talking about?
Xiao Jiang sneered and said: "Lao Tzu has hated deception the most in his life, although you gave me a performance like an actor, but I still want to beat you"
"However, this is not for a more important reason, you are so handsome that my eyes are flashing"
"Childe, I, I hate it most in my life that someone is more handsome than me, so I ......"
"My son has decided to give you plastic surgery for free, how about it? Are you happy? hahaha"
Seeing Xiao Jiang's cheap smile, for some reason, he suddenly felt a death-like threat in the depths of his soul, and then there was a terrifying scream: "No!"
Xiao Jiang punched and kicked him, but he didn't look for other parts, and every time he hit him in the face.
The fight was cool, and he said to Mu Yang from time to time: "What, is Brother Mu coming?
Mu Yang finally saw Xiao Jiang's cruelty, and his lips trembled and said, "No...... No need...... Such a cruel thing, let's come on."
At this time, it was afternoon, and there were a lot of people coming and going in the inn, and when they saw Xiao Jiang's approach, they were all shocked, shaking their heads and sighing.
When the innkeeper saw it, he wanted to stop it and say a few good words, but seeing Xiao Jiang playing well, and it was too cruel, so cruel that he couldn't look at it directly, there was no way, and the shopkeeper could only mourn for the shopkeeper for three minutes.
In this way, a quiet and warm afternoon soon passed quietly.