Chapter 22: How Fat This Dog Is Like a Pig

Mu Yang looked left and again, how do you look at these five pigs, they are sick seedlings.

Mu Yang jumped and jumped again, but this didn't attract any attention from them at all.

Their eyes are blank, as if they have lost hope in life, and they don't care about what tomorrow will be, what will happen the day after tomorrow.

"Look what you've made the pigs!" Mu Yang said bitterly.

Now only Zhu Wusan still gets up from time to time to eat something, and then goes back to lie down.

"If you don't do that, you give Zhu Wusan to me, and then you tell Zhu Wushuang that it's his brother. Mu Yang pointed to the thinnest one.

The old dragon man rolled his eyes and didn't speak.

"What about forcing me?" Mu Yang put his hand into his arms and took out a handful of pig feed.

"Huh?" The pigs suddenly looked up sharply, their eyes looking straight at them.

Zhu Wusan reacted the fastest, even if he returned to his original form, he still had the cultivation of Jin Dan, and he jumped violently under his feet, crossed the fence, and jumped over to Muyang's face.

"Damn, pig stepping on Feiyan!" Mu Yang looked at the picture of it jumping up, like a painting in his previous life.

The old dragon man stretched out his hand and waved Zhu Wusan back into the pigsty, and at this time, the other pigs also came up, holding the fence, staring at the things in Mu Yang's hand.

"What did you get there?" the old dragon man was a little frightened, he had never seen this group of pigs so crazy.

"Taste?" Mu Yang handed over the things in his hand.

The old dragon man pinched one with his hand and put it in his mouth, and a sweet taste filled his mouth, "This is good, what is it?"

"Pig feed. Mu Yang threw a handful out, took out another handful, and saw that the old dragon man was staring at him, so he stretched out his hand, "Do you want it?"

“......”

Mu Yang picked two who looked good in spirit, one male and one female.

As soon as Mu Yang finished choosing, he saw the old dragonman's raised hand, "Father-in-law, if you blindfold me, you won't beat me, okay?" I'm only seven years old, and my body can't stand it." ”

The old dragon man hesitated for a moment, put a black cloth bag on Mu Yang's head, and then put the two pigs in a special wooden cage, only the pig's head was outside, the body was lying on the inside, and there were wheels under the cage, like an ancient cage with prisoners parade through the streets.

Mu Yang felt that he had gone around in circles in the same place, then went up the steps and turned around a few more times, and then he saw the light of day again.

On the ground, Mu Yang couldn't help but sigh, "Isn't this just a basement?"

The black cloth bag on his face was lifted, Mu Yang adjusted to the early morning sun, and then looked left and right, and saw two pigs scanning everything around with a confused gaze.

When they saw the slowly rising sun, tears of excitement flowed from the eyes of the two pigs.

Mu Yang understood why the birth rate of pigs in the dynasty was so low, and there were only five pigs in the end.

"Now the question is, how are you going to bring the pig back?" the old dragon man looked at Mu Yang with interest in his arms.

Mu Yang looked left and right mysteriously, "Father-in-law, come over with your ears." ”

"Oh?" the old dragonman's curiosity was piqued and he leaned over.

"I won't tell you. Mu Yang whispered.

"Are you a child!?" the old dragon man glared at him, and only after glaring did he realize that he was really a child.

Mu Yang smiled and ran away with the pig.

The pig was borrowed, can you bring it back and pay it back, the old dragon people are so cunning, I am afraid that as soon as Muyang and them come out of the Northern Wilderness Dynasty, the news that the Seven Feelings Sect borrowed two pigs will spread throughout the Northern Wilderness.

Although the pig was lent out by the old dragon, the responsibility for the loss was borne by Muyang.

The space of the rice cooker will increase with Mu Yang's cultivation, and now I don't know if I can stuff two pigs.

Mu Yang led the pig to the head of the Great Elder's bed, turned his head to close the door, and suddenly heard a "chirp".

As soon as Mu Yang turned his head, he saw a long stream of saliva between the pig and the Great Elder.

The Great Elder opened his eyes in a daze and saw Mu Yang leaning against a cage.

"Master, what do you guess I'm behind me?" Mu Yang had cold sweat on his forehead, pretending to be calm.

"Oh, pigs. ”

"Hahahaha, Master Bingxue is really smart. ”

"You're showing the other side. The Great Elder sat up and pointed to the other pig that was not blocked by Mu Yang.

The Great Elder touched the saliva on the corner of his mouth, "Hmm, why are you still drooling?" ”

Mu Yang hurriedly interrupted and asked the Great Elder to expand his cultivation to prevent other people from prying eyes, this matter was too important, even the people of the Six Desires Sect did not tell him, and after confirming that there would be no accidents, Mu Yang took out the rice cooker.

Mu Yang expanded the rice cooker to the limit, and it was only enough to stuff one pig, so he really had to let the piglets squeeze in it.

"Then what if there is one pig left?" The Great Elder and Mu Yang sat on the bed, looking at the pig for a while, and the two of them for a while.

"If you really can't do it, it's better to ......" The Great Elder made a decapitation gesture and scared the pig into screaming a few times.

"No!" Mu Yang said categorically.

Now there are only two pigs, and in two years there will be more than a dozen, and the more in the future, the children and grandchildren will be endless!

The matter of killing chickens and taking eggs is too short-lived.

"Our goal on this journey is too big, why don't you Suzhen go back first, and then take your second elder to pick us up and go back together. ”

"That's even worse, isn't this just a clear way to tell them that we're sending pigs in batches?"

The Great Elder was silent for a moment, then sighed, "Eh, if those few demon clansmen are still alive, they can try the Heavenly Demon Disintegration Dafa." ”

"That's the Heavenly Demon Disintegration Dafa, and it's not the Heavenly Demon Dismemberment Dafa. Mu Yang pouted and looked at him.

The two of them really didn't have a move, Mu Yang was all over the house, and stomped his feet, "That's no way! If you really can't do it, you will bleed once, rush ahead of them, and feast on the Northern Wilderness!"

"Where did you get the resources to invite you?" As soon as the Great Elder asked, his eyes were as big as the Fifth Elder's braised egg head.

I saw Mu Yang take out plates and plates of hard vegetables from his socks.

"I can't bear the child's wolf!" Mu Yang stuffed these things one by one, "Let's go out openly, if they come to rob them, we will directly invite them to the banquet!"

"Okay, I don't believe that this group of old kings still has the face to rob. The Great Elder also gritted his teeth and nodded.

This was decided, and Mu Yang and the Great Elder went out openly.

"Yo, morning. The old dragon man stood at the door with a smile on his face, saw the two people come out, and raised his hand to say hello.

"Huh. ”

The Great Elder didn't even look at him, and walked away with his face up.

"What's the matter this morning, you have taken gunpowder?" muttered the old dragonman.

The two ropes in Mu Yang's hand led the cages of the two pigs and swaggered past the old dragon man.

The Great Elder knocked on the door all the way and called out several people from the Six Desires Sect.

The old dragon man followed, ready to bid farewell to everyone from the Seven Feelings Sect at any time.

Who knew that the Great Elder led everyone to the dining room, sat on a stool, and shouted, "Serve!"

Originally, the old dragon's plan was to give the pig to the two people before breakfast, and they could save breakfast, but now it seems that the two people are not afraid of the news leaking out at all.

"Spread the news that the Seven Feelings Sect got two pigs from us. The old dragon man called two of his men and gave the order.

"What?" the two men looked at each other, "What did the king say?

"Well, hurry up. The old dragon man waved his hand.

"Little thing, in the end, two pigs replaced it for you. The old dragon man touched his chin and stared at Mu Yang in the dining room, and smiled, "Spare you Mu Yang like a ghost, and you also want to drink Lao Tzu's footwashing water." ”

"Hahahaha......"

"Daddy?"

Long Xiaoxia's voice suddenly sounded in the ears of the old dragon man.

"Hmm!" the old dragon man shuddered.

Long Xiaoxia's face was full of suspicion: "Dad, what are you laughing at here, what kind of foot wash water are you drinking?"

"Ahem, Natsu-chan, I'll make some noise when I walk in the future. The old dragon man walked into the dining room with his hands behind his back.

Mu Yang and Xiao Qing sat on the side talking and laughing, while the Great Elder was whispering to Su Zhen, and Su Yun had a cold face and interjected from time to time.

"I wonder when the Daoists of the Seven Feelings Sect and the Six Desires Sect will set off?" the old dragon man adjusted his emotions and asked with concern.

The Great Elder was stunned for a moment, "Huh, what, where are you going?"

Asked by this, the old dragon man was also stunned, "You guys...... Not going back?"

"If you don't go back, what are you going to do. Mu Yang waved his hand very magnificently.

The next sentence almost made the old dragon man throw the bowl out.

"How dangerous it is to go back, let them move over. "Muyang" turned the bowl to drink porridge, and he couldn't breathe before putting it down.

"We don't want that mountain, just relocate, aren't you a small one in the Northern Wilderness? We will directly build a mentally retarded second middle school next door. Mu Yang held a chopstick in his left hand and a chopstick in his right hand and slapped them together with a "snap".

"We are a brother school, excellent children consider going to the demon clan or the demon clan for further study, learn advanced foreign culture, and enhance their own ideological construction. ”

Then Mu Yang hugged the little pig, "You will send some people who can endure hardships to come to the Northern Wilderness to teach, and by the way, they will be gilded, and when they go back, they will be regular." ”

"Humph!" Piggy nodded, affirming and approving.

"Okay, okay. Long Xiaoxia's eyes were full of longing, "I propose that families who are too difficult will not be charged tuition and miscellaneous fees, and will be funded by our Northern Wilderness Dynasty to let them achieve ......"

"Click. There were a few cracks in the bowl in the old dragonman's hand, and with another sound, the small white bowl shattered into several pieces, and one was sharper, cutting the old dragonman's hand.

Long Xiaoxia grabbed the old dragonman's wrist distressedly, "Dad, you are too careless, I will make you a wooden bowl later." ”

The old dragon man withdrew his hand weakly and walked out of the door without a sound.