Chapter 69 The Most Powerful Woman in History
The first round of preliminaries is already halfway through, and it is finally the turn of the cloud dance, today's cloud dance is dressed in a light suit, a black close-up suit, the waist is full of hidden weapons, and the sleeve robe on his hand is very long, Xue Leng knows that there are two pocket bows and crossbows in it, and arrows have been placed on them.
This time, her opponent was an inner disciple of the Phantom Moon God Sect, the third-ranked Amu Technique.
Dressed in a robe covered with strange spells, Amsan stood opposite Cloud Dance: "I'm so lucky, I thought it was a beautiful woman..."
Yun Shangwu turned his head and chuckled: "It's really easy to hide, but it's hard to prevent it......"
"You, how do you speak?" said Amsaki angrily.
"What about poetry, do you like it?" said Yun Shangwu with his hand on his face.
"You obviously scolded me just now, and you dare to deny it?" Amu Shu glared angrily, and he had already grinded out a medicine Gu.
Yun Shangwu wrapped the weapon spectrum in his hand: "What's the matter with scolding you? Miss Ben is in a bad mood today, do you think that there are all your mothers in the four seas, and they all have to get used to you?"
"Why are you scolding me?" shouted Amu.
Yun Shangwu smiled softly: "Don't keep asking others why, now I don't want to talk to you, when I see you, I know that I have a problem with judging people by their appearance." ”
The audience listened to the words of the cloud dance, and looked at Amu's face, and Amu had some special spells tattooed on his face, like a pockmarked face, and suddenly burst into laughter.
Amu was trembling all over, but at this time, he couldn't do it first, and if he did it first, he would be said by others to bully other little girls, or that he couldn't say others, so he said with a straight face: "Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact, I'm just not so beautiful that it's not obvious." As soon as these words came out, the audience bent over, Tang Xueyan covered her mouth and chuckled, and Xue Leng had already rolled on the ground with a smile.
"This senior brother, you have a smell on you..."Yun Shangwu said with a red face.
Eminem was stunned for a moment, and quickly sniffed his armpit and said, "No..."
"Can't you smell the scum?" said Yun Shangwu smiled.
"You!" Amu shook his breath for a while, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, he attacked the cloud dance.
Yun Shang Wu hurriedly jumped into the air, and after a while, a large piece of hidden weapons flew towards the Amu Technique, and when the Amu Technique was about to use the Gu, the Cloud Dance screamed violently: "Ah!!~~~ Your belt has fallen off!"
Amu hurriedly lowered his head to look at his belt, but unexpectedly, the cloud dance crossed Amu and kicked at his buttocks, Amu was thrown into a posture of Wang Ba taking plaster, and his feet were facing the sky, and a burst of laughter broke out on the field again.
Amu Shushu struggled to get up: "You demon girl, you actually lied to me!"
"It's strange that you're from the Phantom Moon God Cult, right..."Yun Shang Wu glared at Amu Shutsu.
"What?" said Amu, looking around nervously.
"If your ugliness can make the river burst its banks, the deserts of the whole continent will become oases!" said Cloud Dance, shaking two daggers in her hands.
"Poof!!" Amu spurted a mouthful of blood, "I'm going to kill you!"
Yun Shangwu recorded the weapon, grabbed two hidden weapon darts from above, flashed into the air at once, sprinkled the rain of hidden weapons, and retreated violently, when he was going to play the Gu technique, Yun Shangwu spoke: "You have lacked calcium since you were a child, you have lacked love when you grow up, grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't love." The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. Born to be a cucumber, undershoot! The acquired walnut, underwhelmed! Lifelong stubborn donkey, under-kicked! Find a daughter-in-law who is a dog's skin cream, under-screwed!"
"Poof. Eminem squirted a mouthful of blood, but Rao still jumped in front of the cloud dance, only to be hit by some darts in his buttocks. His eyes were red, he grabbed a Gu worm, spewing out a cloud of poisonous mist, and his other hand was holding a delicate short sword.
Yun Shangwu aimed at the sword and began to release a series of cannons: "You say you, grandma, I will teach you to practice the sword, you practice the sword, you still don't practice the sword, practice the cheap! Don't practice the golden sword, practice the silver sword! Give you the sword immortal, you don't do it, give you the sword god, you don't do it, you have to cry and shout to be a sword man! Really, why bother?!"
With lightning speed, Amu shook off the sword heavily, and a pair of slightly black claws grabbed the cloud dance, and the cloud dance turned over beautifully, jumped not far behind, and continued: "Look at your jade tree in the wind, handsome and chic, graceful, people love you, flowers and flowers, you must be the best among the scum, the beast among the beasts.
"Ahhh
"It's finally revealed..."Yun Shangwu chuckled, he felt that Amu's strength had doubled at this time.
"You stinking, you've pushed me to this point, I'm going to kill you!"
Yun Shangwu quickly retreated and said, "Seeing that your strength is so strong, I will give you a couplet as a compliment." ”
Amu Shu smiled: "It's too late to admit your mistake now, but you say it, Lao Tzu listen." ”
"Shanglian: The tree doesn't want bark, and it will definitely dieXialian: People don't have a face, the world is invincible: People are invincible!!"
"Hahahaha!" The audience erupted in earth-shattering laughter, and countless people laughed and said that they could not live one after another.
Amu spurted a mouthful of blood heavily: "You...... You ......"
Yun Shangwu sighed and said: "People are cheap all their lives, pigs are cheap, you waste air alive, waste land and silver taels at home, you better disappear......"
Amu Shu stopped talking nonsense, knelt down in front of the cloud dance with a solemn face, and kowtowed: "I lost..." The foot also twitched a few times realistically.
The referee hurriedly came to the stage, touched the meridians of the Amu technique, and shook his head regretfully......
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Tang Xueyan whispered: "Do you know why Xiao Wu is so beautiful, and no male disciple pursues her?"
"The mouth is invincible in the world..."Xue Leng sighed secretly, he could make a person angry to death, and he didn't have a dirty word when he spoke, so he only danced on the clouds, looking at the corpse of Amu Shu on the ground, he sighed: "You have nothing to do with women... Hey......"
The amazing stunt of the cloud dance made the disciple cast a look of respect again, and the male disciple who had planned to quietly approach her also quietly detoured, the cloud on the cloud sighed, and Tang Xueyan walked over.
"I've scared away a group of male disciples again..."Yun Shangwu pouted, "Can I only beat widows for the rest of my life?"
"Hello sister, leave it to my sister, I will definitely help you find a good husband. Tang Xueyan said with a smile.
Yun Shangwu's face turned red: "If no one marries me, then my sister marries me!"
Xue Leng passed by the side, and suddenly the chrysanthemum tightened......