The beginning of the first volume Chapter 39 Sister Pomegranate and Liu Bei
"Pounce. A hot breath sprayed on his face, the young man woke up, it was very warm, and there was a smell of home, Fang Baiyu smelled it for a long time, and finally determined that this hot water flowing down the river was bath water.
I don't know how long I have been drifting in the underground dark river? The body was stuck by a boulder before finally stopping, the place where the water just came down should be the sewer of a large family, there is a circular outlet on it, the young man looked up, it is about six or seven meters high, the surrounding stone walls are covered with moss and slippery hands, and he must not be able to go up before, but now.
Fang Baiyu jumped on the spot, and the stomping person had already jumped out of the exit, surrounded by a small courtyard surrounded by several fine houses, a maid holding a wooden basin was about to fall down, but the young man came out, and the maid was stunned for a while, not knowing whether she should continue to fall or shout for help first?
"Sister Pomegranate. The young man was also taken aback, the person in front of him once again reminded him of his memories of his past life, Xing Ye has a classic movie Tang Bohu points to autumn fragrance, and there is a character in it who is the maid Sister Pomegranate in Washington, this maid with a wooden basin in her hand looks almost exactly like her.
"How do you know my name?" the maid had a surprised look on her face, "Have you been secretly crushing on me?"
"Ugh. Fang Baiyu couldn't help but vomit: "Eldest sister, how can I be worthy of you who are peerless? ”
"Boom. "It's obviously a clear sky, but there was a sudden thunderbolt in the sky, God said I didn't let you speak as a spokesperson.
"Don't look at the sky, you still look at me, in fact, I'm a fortune teller, so I know everything. Twisting the maid's head, the boy continued to flicker at the risk of being struck by lightning.
"Can you calculate the marriage for me?" The maid's eyes suddenly widened, and Fang Baiyu saw a heart of hatred in her gaze.
"Yes, yes, but even if you want to take a shower and change your clothes for marriage, you see me now. The boy gestured to the equipment he had just fished out of the sewers.
"No problem. The maid put down the wooden basin and led Fang Baiyu into a side room at the speed of a wolf, and a large wooden barrel was still steaming inside.
"This is our lady's bath water, she let me pour it out after washing, you wash it first, I'll clean it up together after washing. "Sister Pomegranate said you can take off your clothes.
Cheap you, the young man took off his clothes with lightning speed, and of course a few valuable things such as kitchen knives and mountains and rivers Zhiyu were left, and the rest of the clothes, shoes and socks were all thrown to the maid, and Fang Baiyu himself had already gotten into the barrel.
"Ah, my sister will find me another suitable dress, and bring me some food, the marriage of hunger is not certain. The boy in the barrel yawned comfortably, and then continued to make a shameless request.
"No problem. Sister Pomegranate went out with her dirty clothes, and she didn't forget to close the door when she left.
"Your paralyzed cold-faced man is too vicious, and he is all bruised here. The maid left, Fang Baiyu cursed Sword Thirteen while rubbing the old mud on his body, the man in white was indeed very vicious, and the young man was bruised everywhere from his chest to his thighs.
"Hey, why did you pull out a seal?" There was a blue patch on the thigh, Fang Baiyu originally thought it was a bruise, but when he rubbed the mud clean, he saw that it was a seal, and there were mountains and rivers drawn on it, as if it was a miniature map.
No, this is Aoki Ling, the young man suddenly had a feeling of five thunderbolts, the night before yesterday he took this token from Chen Qiuxia's hand, and made a covenant for March, and then Fang Baiyu forgot about it one after another, and Aoki Ling has never appeared again, this thing looks like a magic weapon, and it can become a birthmark on himself.
"Fool, you're in trouble. The kitchen knife, which had been missing for a long time, suddenly sent a congratulatory message.
Brother Dao, are you still there, the young man is not very enthusiastic about him, the last time he faced the Huanghua Ancestor kitchen knife, he was a little cowardly, Fang Baiyu felt that this guy might not have much use value.
"You. Feeling the contempt of the young man, Brother Dao was very angry, so he wanted to punish Fang Baiyu with a ruthless reality.
"Fool, do you know that you are about to die? That thing on your thigh is a Dao talisman, so you may not understand, curse curse and curse do you understand?" In order to scare Fang Baiyu, the kitchen knife could only lower his IQ and speak a language that the other party could understand.
Will you die? Let me tell you that Brother Dao is afraid of everything, but he is not afraid of death, the young man is very arrogant, and the boss of the joke has said that the protagonist is not dead, and he is still afraid of a hair?
"Count me as troublesome, you are not afraid of death, and of course you are not afraid of becoming a woman. The kitchen knife spoke in a stupid tone, with a ruthless tone.
Brother Dao said it clearly, Fang Baiyu was taken aback, what the hell is it to become a woman?
"This curse is a concentric yin and yang talisman, if you promise someone else's things, if you can't fulfill this curse, it will be established, and when the time comes, reverse yin and yang, you are now a man, and after being cursed, you will naturally become a woman. Feeling that the boy was cowardly, the voice of the kitchen knife was a little proud.
It seems that he must fulfill his promise to Chen Qiuxia, and he must rush to this place called the madhouse within three months, Fang Baiyu raised his legs when he thought of this, and planned to study this map.
"Bang bang. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.
It's not good for anyone, the young man was startled at first, and then found that he didn't need to be afraid, what were he afraid of without clothes?
"The little baby opens the door, your bastard is busy counting the black money, and we happen to be affectionate. "Outside the door was a man's voice, and he sounded.
It turned out to be a bastard who stole someone else's wife, Fang Baiyu thought that Sister Pomegranate had just said that it was her wife who was taking a bath here before, and it seemed that the male owner of the family had a stop on his head.
"It turned out that I didn't cut the door, but I came in, baby. A man with a square scarf on his head pushed the door and walked in, looking very obscene in his forties.
"Who are you, and why are you here?" the man looked surprised at the look on the face of the young man in the barrel.
"You don't care who I am, it's a woman who asked me to take a bath here. "The young man looks fearless, he is a weak chicken in front of a master like Sword Thirteen, but it is no problem to bully ordinary people.
"You said there was a woman who asked you to take a bath here?" the middle-aged man looked incredulous.
"Yes, it's true that a woman asked me to take a bath here, and I can work after taking a bath. Fang Baiyu deliberately said very ambiguously, but it was not a lie, although Sister Pomegranate was a little ugly, she was barely a woman.
The following person is going to come to him desperately, just cut off his dog's head with a knife, the young man has secretly picked up the kitchen knife in his hand as he spoke, no matter whether the man comes up to do it or shouts someone, he has solved everything with a knife in the past.
"Great. The man strode forward and hugged Fang Baiyu in his arms.
"Donor, please respect yourself. The boy was startled and pushed the man away, is this a lone star? Why does a man pounce on himself?
"Come on bro. The man didn't care about Fang Baiyu's rudeness, looking at Fang Baiyu's strong hexapeps, his eyes were full of crystal tears: "Jiangliu, that beast made my daughter's belly bigger, I always wanted to take revenge on him, but unfortunately I don't have enough spare energy, it's great to have your help, our brothers will carry out this greening project to the end together." ”
"There is no basis for words, let's bow together. The more the man spoke, the more excited he became, pulling the unclothed boy out of the barrel, kneeling on the ground and about to bow down.
I have eaten the meat, Fang Baiyu was confused by this series of plots, and he also came out to make fun, and the system released another episode.
"Once upon a time, there were three good young men, one selling meat, one planting beans, one weaving straw shoes... This is Wang Sulong's song Taoyuan, "What's your name, brother?" The music was put here, and the man remembered that he didn't know the boy's name and surname.
"Let's talk about it first. Fang Baiyu had a heart, and he couldn't tell the other party his name first without understanding the situation.
"My name is Liu Bei, I haven't been an official after reading for decades, and now I am a master under that bastard in Wushuang City and County Lingjiangliu. "The man has to answer all questions, and he looks like he is in his heart.
The young man was very moved: "My name is Fang Baiyu, thank you for your kindness, just let it go." Fang Baiyu probably knew what kind of plot it was when he heard Taoyuan and this man's name, this person was so much older than himself, did he die on the same day as him, was he crazy?
"Fang Baiyu's name is good. Liu Bei clapped his hands and praised: "White feathers are birds with white feathers, either cranes or egrets, this name has a fairy spirit, and the future achievements of the virtuous brother are only afraid of limitlessness, not a little familiar with this name." ”
The appearance is also somewhat familiar, the more the man looks at it, the more wrong he is to take out a portrait from his sleeve, the above is the appearance of the young man, and the text is also accompanied by the text: Fang Baiyu, the man was sixteen years old, the local people snatched the horses of Persian merchants in the Wushuang downtown a day ago, and then fled from the west city gate, killing sixty-three officers and soldiers, the means were extremely cruel, and the enthusiastic people who knew their whereabouts should contact the yamen as soon as possible.
"It's a really good painting, but it's too ugly. Fang Baiyu suddenly turned his head over.
"The word, the word was written by me, which made my brother laugh. Liu Bei's hands trembled.
"It turns out that I killed sixty-three people that day, and the odd number is unlucky, so it is better to make up the even number. The boy raised his kitchen knife and prepared to kill someone.
"Hero!" the man knelt: "Please don't kill me, I have a teenage mother and an eighty-year-old daughter, and they can't live if I die." ”
"What's the matter with me?" Fang Baiyu looked at the man's pleading, the feeling of excitement in his blood came again, he wanted to kill Liu Bei with a knife now, and then enjoy the picture of blood splashing.
"This is it. Suddenly a charming voice and footsteps sounded outside the door.
"Someone is coming, hide it. Liu Bei screamed in fright, and the young man didn't react for a while when he was pulled into the closet next to him by the man.
No, Lao Tzu is hiding a fart, it's a big deal to kill them all, Fang Baiyu came back to his senses when he entered the wardrobe, the key is that everything is outside, the young man who was in a hurry just now only took a kitchen knife and a scarf to cover his waist, and the money bag and jade brand were all placed outside.