I have to take a comprehensive test before entering the museum, and it's definitely not that I'm full and have nothing to do. There are still a few months before the wax moon, and the time is not long or short, if you meet a talented person, you may be able to teach a master.

But just imagine, how many of those disciples under Guo Xie are good people? Two thousand years later, it is enough for the snitch who has done such a bad thing as me to poison the people and harm the world, I don't want to bring this poison to harm my ancestors 2,000 years ago, if I really teach a villain who is like me and behaves like Guo Jie, I will really be even more sorry for the broad masses of people from 2,000 years ago to 2,000 years later.

So you want to worship me as a teacher, okay!

If you want to be my Liu Dan's apprentice, you must be smart enough, you must be beautiful enough, and most importantly, you must be a basically kind person. (The reason why I say basic is because there are no absolutely good people in this world)

In line with the principle of preferring lack to excess, (in fact, it is to be lazy, of course, the fewer people selected, the better.) There are some questions to test them, and it is estimated that five or six out of ten people can pass the test. Because in addition to the physical fitness assessment, there are also intelligence tests, personality tests, and criminal psychology tests. What does learning kung fu have to do with criminal psychology? Hey, that has a lot to do with that.

At 9 a.m. on the second day after the enrollment notice was posted, the entrance examination began.

There was a big table in the courtyard, I sat behind the table, Guo Xie accompanied me, and in front of the queue stood a cadre who came to take the apprenticeship exam.

Part I: Physical Fitness Test

I didn't ask them to practice boxing or sparring, it was too cumbersome, but it was easy and quick according to our 21st century method.

The test content is as follows:

1. Complete 80 push-ups at one time

2. Complete 100 sit-ups at one time

3. Handstand: Headstand with your hands straight and support the ground with your hands, and support your body up and down 20 times with your hands.

4. Swallow balance gear: the left leg is upright, the upper body is bent at a 90-degree angle with the left leg, the hands are stretched out left and right, the right leg is stretched back and the upper body and hands are crossed, and the rest is maintained for 5-10 minutes. Bend your left leg and lower your upper body until your lacquer touches your chest, then straighten your left leg and raise your upper body until your left leg is upright. (Test leg strength and body balance)

5. Tuogong turn: people stand upright, stretch their hands left and right, step in place and rotate in a circular circle, for more than 5 minutes. (Test the body's adaptability and response to the loss of center of gravity)

Four people complete this series of actions at the same time, which saves time and resources. In fact, these are some of the basic physical fitness tests of the 21st century, but there are no devices to test the brain and blood circulation system of the heart, liver, and respiratory system.

The first few tests are relatively easy, only the swallow balance file and the top gong are more difficult, and the two with poor body balance were eliminated in the fourth level, I peeked at it, one of them was Guo Jie's doorman, and then looked at Guo Xie and frowned.

I snickered inwardly as I looked at the four men who were spinning like gongs in the middle of the courtyard, and it was a strange sight, and the people around me who were taking the test were stunned by this strange and never-before-seen method.

There are relatively few people who have been eliminated from the physical fitness test, and I didn't expect to achieve the goal in this part. So I got into the most exciting test question and answer of the entrance exam, which was more troublesome, but in order to weed out more people, I had to waste my time.

This time it was a group of three, each person had three chances, and the winner of one loss and two wins was selected, and in order not to leak the question, the examination room was moved to the lobby.

The first is the quiz......

Question 1:

Q: "What's the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?"

The first stout man: "Eat!"

"Wrong. "If you see it, you know how to eat.

The second thin man: "Untie your hands." ”

"Wrong. "No wonder it's so thin, it's all out.

The third handsome guy: "Open your eyes." ”

"Correct. "A handsome person is smart.

Question 2:

Asked: "Xiao Ming saw a coin and a meat bone while walking on the street, but he picked up the bone, why?"

The first stout man: "Because he's hungry." ”

Damn, you won't take money to buy pancakes when you're hungry? idiot. "Wrong. ”

The second thin man frowned: "It's a dog." ”

Hey, it's not mentally retarded. "Correct. ”

Question 3:

Asked: "Uncle Li never touches the ground when he walks, why is that?"

The first stout man thought for a long time: "Could it be that he is a ghost?"

Rolling his eyes: "Wrong." ”

The second thin man's eyes lit up after pondering: "He will do light work." ”

Neuropathy, so unexaggerated.

If you can do light work, you have to walk with your feet up all day? Don't be taken as a ghost: "Wrong." ”

The third handsome guy rolled his eyes: "Because he wears shoes." ”

The eyes are round, not bad, not bad, there is a lot of potential to dig up: "Correct." ”

The handsome guy was immediately selected, and the other two were swept out.

As a result, thirty people were eliminated in the first part of the test, and a total of twenty-seven passed.

Entering the second part of the personality test, the location was moved back to the courtyard, where a wooden board was placed on which the questions for this section were written, and Biang read them aloud again......

"Please read the question and write the answer on the bamboo slip in front of you......"

Once upon a time there was a prince who was quite handsome! Many beautiful women loved him. But the prince only loves a girl named 'Little Love'. "Love" lives on the other side of a river, and if you want to see her, you have to cross the river. But the prince did not have a ship.

So he first found the "Jin" queen to borrow a boat, and the golden queen said, I also love you too, you don't go to find Xiao Ai, I can give you glory and wealth! The prince said that I only love Xiao Ai, so he left the Golden Queen.

In disappointment, the prince met Princess Bi, who said, "Although I love you too, I know that you will not be with me, so I decided to help you build a ship together, it will take a year to build it, can you wait?" The prince thought that it was too long, so he refused Princess Bi.

I found the "Shi" girl to borrow the boat. Shi said I love you too, if you must go, unless ---- spend the night with me. The prince thought about it again and again, and in order to see Xiao Ai, he had to agree. Satisfied Shi. I finally borrowed a boat and crossed the river to see Xiao Ai.

The prince told Xiao Ai in detail about the borrowing of the boat, and Xiao Ai was very sad when she heard it, and said, "How can you with other women if you love me?"

When the prince was sad, he met Ms. Jia, who said, "Because I love you, I will not dislike everything about you, and I can accompany you for the rest of your life." So the prince and Jia lived together.

There are five beauties in the story: Xiao Ai, Jin, Bi, Shi and Jia, please arrange who you like first and second according to your ideas.

Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard this question, especially when Piang read the content of Miss Shi's invitation to the prince to spend the night, an old face turned red, and the few candidates under him also blushed. Guo Xie turned his head and stared at me in astonishment, but I was the only one whose face did not change.

This part of the question is a test of people's character, I just want to see what is important in their hearts, so as to judge their character, although this is not an absolutely effective method, but you can still get a glimpse of it.

Taking advantage of the fact that the examinees bowed their heads to answer the papers, I handed over the cloth with the portrait of the person drawn last afternoon to Guo Commentary: "This is the portrait of the stinky thief, with it, it is more convenient to find people." ”

He opened it and looked at it, and praised: "I didn't expect Brother Liu to be able to Yunwen and Yunwu, which really made Brother Yu admire." ”

He looked at me and asked, "I saw my brother's magic skill yesterday and forgot to ask, I don't know which master you are learning from, brother?"

I raised my eyebrows lightly and smiled, and said, "The family teacher's name is the policeman, and he is a small citizen outside the country, but unfortunately his old man is thousands of miles away, otherwise Mr. Xiang will be introduced." ”

I know that he has a lot of questions in his heart, and he wants to see the police?

After a while, all the candidates handed in the papers, and I read only one piece and gave it to Peon to read to me one by one. Although I know seal characters, it is very tiring to read, so let Peon do it for me.

In the test above,

1: Gold stands for money

2: Bi (BUSINESS) represents the cause

3: Shi (SEX) representative

4: LOVE represents love

5: 佳 (FAMILY) stands for family

According to the order of each person's heart, that is, to know the preferences of people's hearts, and from people's preferences, you can preliminarily judge people's character. (You can also test yourself)

The most admiring of all the answers is the handsome guy, because he chose exactly the same as me, 5, 4, 2, 1, 3.

The reason why family comes first is because I am an orphan, and what I envy most in my life is a child with the warmth of a family, and that longing for family has accompanied me in the first half of my life until now. Of course, love is also very important, but in my heart, family and Xiao Jian are closely linked, family is Xiao Jian, Xiao Jian is family,

This handsome guy is really cute, and I decided to choose him as my big disciple, (of course, he still has to pass the test of the last level.) ）

The first to choose the Golden Queen, who likes money so much, will definitely forget her righteousness in the future and be out!

The first one to choose Shi (sex) is so lustful that he can't grow into a flower thief in the future and be out.

It is understandable that the first person to choose (career) is the first to graduate, after all, the argument that men focus on their careers has always been approved by everyone.

The first to choose Xiao Ai (love) and the second to choose Shi (sex) must be to see a playboy who loves one, in order to avoid him relying on a beautiful kung fu to seduce the majority of women comrades in the future, (it seems that Duan Yu his father is dedicated to mutilating beautiful women for pleasure.) With a big stroke of the pen, out!

All those who put family and love in the last position at the same time, and those who only put the family in the last place, don't say anything, out!

A person who doesn't pay attention to family and love, most of them are cold-blooded animals, I don't want to train a killer to come out, this era is an era of rampant killers, more than ten years ago, the peerless national warrior Yuan An, didn't he die under the killer's sword? Later, the murderer Fufa also affected his own nine clans, and only took pity on the innocent people in their family, which also proves that people who don't value family and love will definitely not take care of others in case of trouble.

Therefore such a person shall not come under my door.

Eight people are eliminated in this level, and the remaining nineteen people enter the final test.

I secretly looked at Guo Jie, his face was half blackened, and it seemed that most of the people who were out of the game were his doormen. But I admire him, and he refuses to plead with me even when his face is so dark.

The final level is said to be the criminal psychology test used by the FBI, which is said to be the best way to tap into people's subconscious criminal tendencies. If there is really a person with a strong sense of crime who can hide himself in the first few tests, he will definitely not be able to pass this level.

It reads as follows:

There were three mothers and daughters, and the mother died, so she was given a funeral, and her sister met a handsome man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. But after the funeral, the man was gone, and my sister couldn't find him. Later, a month later, my sister killed my sister and asked why?

This time, I don't need to call the brand, I will answer whichever one I point to.

The first was the handsome guy who replied: "Because my sister later found out that the man was my sister's lover, even so, she shouldn't have killed anyone, let alone her own sister." ”

I shook my head.

The handsome man thought he was hopeless, and walked to the side with his head down, and I motioned to Peon, who wrote down his name.

He replied: "Because my sister couldn't find a man, she was in pain, so she killed her sister and then committed suicide." ”

That's too far-fetched, isn't it?

I shook my head again and handed him over to Peon.

I asked about a dozen people, and the answers were varied, and some simply said they didn't know.

When asked about the seventeenth man, it was a tall, thin and handsome man, about twenty years old, his expression looked gentle, he thought for a moment and said, "My sister has not been able to find a man, and she guessed carefully, and thought that she could only see him above the funeral, so she killed her sister in the hope that she would meet the man again at her funeral." ”

Yes, that's the standard answer.

I looked at him in astonishment, secretly applauding him and feeling sorry for him, but I was sorry for this handsome appearance.

Genius, really genius, sadly, he is a genius with criminal tendencies.

I asked attentively, "What's your name?"

He said: "Under the thunder been." ”

My heart moved, Lei Quilt (sound skin) will not be the Lei Quilt whose name was mentioned in the historical records, Liu Anlangzhong, who was the king of Huainan, and later accused Liu An of rebellion.

I asked him to back down without expression, and asked the last two, none of whom answered correctly.

So he motioned to Peon, and he faced the crowd waiting for the final result, and said loudly: "Whoever is read by name will become a disciple of Xiao Liu Pavilion from now on." ”

Pick up the bamboo slips and name them in turn: "Meng Fu, Tian Jingyuan, Jian Yue......"

I looked over one by one, Jian Yue was that handsome guy, and I was very happy that he could pass the test and become the chief disciple of my Xiao Liu Pavilion.

After the list was announced, Lei was blushed and asked, "If you are not convinced, please explain why you lost the election?"

Guo Xie and the others also looked at me inexplicably, waiting for my answer.

I smiled, stood up and said, "Actually, out of twenty, nineteen people answered incorrectly, but Lei Shoujun gave the most correct answer. ”

Ray was stunned, and everyone was stunned. He looked at me in disbelief: "If Zai Xia is the only one who answers the question correctly, why did he lose the election?"

I don't want to provoke him that he is a person who has a natural tendency to sin, lest he not think of turning his inclination into reality.

So he smiled and said: "That's the case, because the setting at the beginning of this test is, those who answer incorrectly are selected, and those who answer correctly are out." ”

Everyone was in an uproar, Lei was staying in the local area, and glared at me hatefully: "I said that Mr. Liu is really a strange person as Weng Bo said, it turns out that he is such a child's play person, and I will not accompany him." He threw his sleeves away angrily.

Guo Xie called "Lei Quilt" twice, and when he saw that he was gone, he had to sigh and ask me: "Brother Liu, this seems to be quite unfair." ”

I said, "Male, how is it unfair? Because this test is set up to test people's innermost sense of crime. Anyone who answers the question correctly shows that he has a strong tendency to commit crimes, so how can I take such a dangerous person as an apprentice?"

Guo Xie looked at me even more surprised: "What is criminal consciousness? What is criminal tendency?"

I laughed and said, "This question is purely academic, and if you want to talk about it in detail, you can write a book." For example, two dogs each eat a bone, and the yellow dog eats his own bone intently, and the white dog eats while thinking about the bone in the yellow dog's mouth, thinking that its bone seems to be bigger than mine. If you eat it first, do you want to grab the bones of the yellow dog? Although it has not yet made the act of 'grabbing', or even the decision to 'rob', the idea of 'grabbing' has already appeared in its consciousness.

Of course, it is illegal to rob other people's things, and this consciousness of 'robbing' is called criminal consciousness, and criminal consciousness forms a criminal tendency, and a person with a criminal tendency can easily lead to direct crime when he encounters suitable conditions.

That test question is the easiest way to test whether people have criminal awareness and criminal tendencies. There is not a single person in a hundred who can answer the correct answer, and Ray was just right about the answer, do you think I can keep him?"

In fact, I couldn't find a suitable explanation for a while, so I just made up nonsense and prevaricated. (The metaphor is not good, don't smash me, everyone.) ）

Everyone looked at me with shocked faces, Guo Xie shook his head, and sighed: "It's really unheard of, it's unbelievable." ”

At this point, the assessment is complete, and I have 19 more disciples in the room.

Next, we all worked together to have enough food and clothing, allocated the dormitory, tidied up my bedroom, and moved other belongings from Guo Jie's apartment. Zhao Min cooked, and at three o'clock in the afternoon, everyone gathered in the hall to eat a late lunch, and it was an early dinner.

During the banquet, Guo Xie didn't speak, just blinked his eyes for a while and thought about his thoughts, and then looked at me thoughtfully. When the others saw that we did not speak, they did not squeak, but kept their heads down and ate violently.

I laughed and broke the boredom and said: "After eating, all of you will be close to each other, and if you don't know each other, you will also get to know each other, and you will officially go to work tomorrow, no, you will officially study ......"

Pion suddenly said, "Sir, the disciple has not yet been tested. ”

I looked at him with a smile: "Peon, I didn't think about taking you as an apprentice. ”

Pion was shocked and anxious: "But why?"

I said, "Because you're so much older than me, I'm embarrassed to hear you call me Master." ”

Peon's face turned white.

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, although you and I don't have the status of master and apprentice, I am willing to treat you as a friend, what you have learned in my life, I will teach you whatever you want to learn until you are tired of learning." ”

Peon turned his sorrow into joy and said, "Thank you, sir." ”

Guo Jieqi said: "Brother doesn't pass on his skills without testing?"

He's willing to talk to me? Haven't you been thinking about how to intercede on behalf of those who lost the election?

I'm not a fool, he attaches so much importance to this opening of the museum, and he wants those people to learn from me so much, there must be another reason, well, this matter must be investigated carefully, so as not to be used by others and do not know.

I said with a smile: "Xiao Liu Pavilion has strict rules and treats everyone equally. ”

Turning his head to look at Peon, "Did you secretly take the physical fitness test in the morning? ”

Peon froze and nodded.

I said, "When I came in the morning, I saw that you were doing a physical fitness test, and I had read the test questions you had secretly done, so I agreed to teach you." ”

Guo Xie must have wanted to intercede for someone who was eliminated, so he asked, and now when he heard that everyone was equal in front of the exam, there were no exceptions, so he had to keep silent.

At night, I lay on the bed in my new home without sleep, and relived all the things I had experienced since I came to this era in my mind like a movie.

In fact, there are many strange places that have no answers.

For example, the two gangs that fought in the woods in the first place, what were their identities? But it doesn't seem like it's my business.

That's more about me......

I still remember the young man named Wei Jun and the young man named Liu Tong, who were very curious about all the modern items on the station wagon, and asked this and that, but they didn't ask me what weapon I used to kill and injure the man in black.

The guns were so loud and so lethal that they had no reason not to be curious about this weapon, but no one had asked me. I've been thinking about this question a lot in the past six months, and I've never been able to figure it out.

And the thief, there are so many strange things in my cabinet, you must know that no matter which one is taken out, it will become a rare treasure in the world, he didn't steal anything, but only the jade.

Why?

Did he know that jade was more valuable?

Then, in order to find Hetian Yu, I got acquainted with Guo Jie, and then I had to leave the backing village, had to enter Chang'an, and had to open a martial arts hall.

This series of things seems to be okay on the surface, it's just a coincidence, but it always feels weird, especially the events that happened after the theft of jade, which are interlocked and too smooth.

What's the problem? What's wrong?

I tried to think about it, but it didn't work.

Distraught, I got out of bed and pushed open the bedroom door, and at that moment, I noticed a dark shadow flashing by.

Instinctively, I ran after him, and at the same time I was amazed: What is the matter? Is there another thief in this courtyard?

The guy was dressed in a night suit, and he ran extremely fast, and after half an hour, he climbed over the wall and entered a mansion, and I didn't have time to think about it, so I jumped over the wall and jumped in.

I was still very ashamed in my heart for a while, although I used to do this kind of thing without telling me, but after all, I have sworn to reform myself, today I am really because I have too many doubts in my heart, and I intuitively associate this man in black with Hetian Yu, the world is a thief for a day, maybe from this person, you can find out the clues of Hetian Yu.

It was with this intention that the shame just now was covered up in an instant, seeing the man in black cross the front yard and go to the back yard, looking like he was familiar with the road, could it be that he visited here more than once?

Just as I was about to follow closely, suddenly there was a bright fire around me, and a group of officers and soldiers appeared out of nowhere, and surrounded me in the blink of an eye. This time the incident happened suddenly, I immediately put my hands into fists, my eyes swept around, and quickly looked for a breakthrough, I didn't want to die here in a daze, rather than sit and wait for death, it is better to take risks.

At the same time, I secretly regretted in my heart, with my usual cautious and thoughtful character, I have always carried three guns, one on my waist, one in my boots, and one in my sleeve.

Now there is only one thing to be done -- to break the two-fisted four-handed ...... No, it's to break the myth that two fists are invincible to many hands!