Chapter 120: The Wolf and the Sheep
After learning the gun, Xu Dong went back to Chunyang Palace, this time in addition to going back to the Seventeen Horse Mansion to see Zhao Ke, he had to visit Su Qing anyway.
Zhao Ke is much better to the pot, shovel and Xiao'e, she is no longer as spoof as the previous few times, and the relationship between master and servant is repaired even better than before.
The pot, shovel and Xiao'e are actually the most brilliant brains, they set up a way to make Zhao Ke happy, and today the master and the palace servants sat together and took turns telling jokes to cheer up.
Zhao Ke said, "In this way, let's each tell a joke, and if we can make everyone laugh, we won't be punished for drinking, otherwise we will be punished for drinking." Xiao'e Zi said while it was hot, "Okay, let's start with the pot." ”
Guo Guo said, "You can start with me, but you can't punish me for drinking, because I should be on duty tonight, and who will be on duty for me if you get me drunk?"
Xiao'e Zi said, "No, no, no, we can't punish you, this seems unfair, do things fairly, master, don't you say?", Zhao Kelian said, "Yes! Yes!"
Guo Guo told a joke about wine: three brothers who were good at wine went to work in the city, and they made a barrel of liquor and put it in their sleeping house, and one day they found that the wine had been stolen and drunk.
The boss thought of a way to put a note on the barrel "Wang Ba stole wine", but someone still drank the wine secretly, and the wine thief changed the note to become "stealing Wang Ba wine".
The second child said, I'll think of a way to put a note on the barrel "for the surviving", this trick didn't work, the wine thief became more arrogant, and after a few days, only the bottom of the barrel was left.
The third child said, "Your methods are not good, look at me!" He waved his pen on the wine barrel and wrote two big words: "urine bucket." They came back from their work and looked at the barrel, and it was finished, and the barrel was full.
One by one, it was Zhao Ke's turn, and Zhao Ke told an animal joke: In the flood era, the animals escaped on a raft, and the raft was too heavy and could capsize at any time.
The tiger of the king of beasts proposes to take turns telling jokes, and if anyone whose joke does not make all the animals laugh, throw it into the water.
The first joke was told by the cow, and the joke of the cow made the animals laugh, only the pig did not laugh, and the tiger ordered the cow to be thrown off the raft.
The next joke was told by the sheep, and the sheep's joke was not humorous at all, but the pig couldn't stop laughing, and the tiger asked the pig why he laughed, and the pig patted his head and said, "I'm thinking about the joke that the cow just said, and the cow's joke is so funny."
Zhao Ke had a full house, the pot sneezed with laughter, and he blew his nose outside the door, but when he saw Xu Dong walking towards the door, he turned around and said, "I'll make a trick for everyone and conjure up the horse master, do you believe it?"
Xiao'e Zi said, "You are too presumptuous in the pot, how can you become a master of the horse? You can scold me and shovel, you dare to scold the master, and now you will make the master angry again!"
Before the words fell, Xu Dong walked in from outside the door, and the pot said to Xiao'e, "How is it, I didn't tell you, right?" Seeing that the master of the horse really came back, everyone was happy.
Xu Dong sneaked into Fuyu Palace, he hadn't seen Su Qing for many days, and when Su Qing saw her suddenly, he might be moved again.
He quietly approached Su Qing's house, but saw that it was quiet in the house, which was a little different from when he came before, and his heart suddenly twitched for a while.
Xu Dong saw through the window that there was no Su Qing inside, and it looked like he hadn't lived in it for a long time, and it seemed that Su Qing was no longer in the house at some point.
A heart-wrenching pain almost knocked Xu Dong down, where did Su Qing go? Was he killed? Su Hong paid for his life to save Xu Dong, no matter what, he couldn't lose Su Qing.
He quietly walked out of the Fuyu Palace, and when he saw Su Qing, he was not good at asking people, and he was so anxious that he didn't know what to do.
Xu Dong left the Pure Yang Palace with guilt and pain, returned to the Lotus Cave, his birthplace, and entered the Taishi Ding with Yaqian, and went through the five stages of cultivation, trial, fire resistance, metallurgy, and synthesis, and practiced the twelfth stage of Yin and Yang Fire.
The more Yin Yang Huo practiced, the more difficult it became, and the stricter the requirements for various conditions, he wanted to practice to fifteen ranks in one go, but no matter how hard he tried, he could only rise two ranks.
Now, Xu Dong came to Wuliu Town with the twelve sections of yin and yang fire and the Danjia gun.
After Su Dongsheng fell off the cliff and died, Ximenqing took over the property of the Su family and the beautiful concubine, but Su Dongsheng's wife Tang couldn't look down on her because of her old pearl and yellow, so she threw it to one of his subordinates.
When he forced this woman in her thirties to marry his subordinates, he accidentally found that she had a fourteen-year-old daughter who was very fresh, and he turned to occupy Su Dongsheng's sweet daughter.
Tang knelt on the ground and begged Ximen Qing for mercy, "Uncle Ximen is good, for the sake of the baby's father following you, you can let my baby go!"
Ximenqing slapped Tang's in the face, "Why are you so unhappy? Uncle Ben has taken a fancy to your daughter, that is the blessing of your mother and daughter, you and I Ximenqing have been mothers-in-law, who would dare to bully you?"
When he saw that Tang was still kneeling on the ground and not moving, he said, "If you don't want to marry, I won't wronged you, I won't wronged you, leave you in the house as a mother-in-law, you go and dress up your daughter, and I will send a sedan chair to pick up your mother and daughter in a while." ”
Ximenqing left with this sentence, Tang knew that he would not let go of her daughter, just like the wolf in this world wants to eat sheep, how can sheep not let wolves eat it?
Desperate, she took out two white silks, one for her daughter and one for herself, ready to commit suicide with her daughter.
This scene happened to be seen by Xu Dong, and he persuaded Tang, "Isn't it worth it for you and your daughter to die like this?" ”
Tang cried and cried for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "I won't let him go if I die as a ghost! I want to be a terrible ghost and catch him to death!"
Xu Dong said, "Don't say these useless words, I don't know how many people he Ximenqing killed, how many people have you seen dead and become ghosts arresting him?"
Tang glanced at Xu Dong, "Then what do you say I should do? Do I just watch my daughter being ruined by this old dog?
Xu Dongdao, "That's it, Ximenqing and I also have a murderous vendetta, and now I am here to avenge him, you might as well pretend to agree to him, and then you can see me avenge myself like this." ”
Tang screamed, "Ah, are you a human or a ghost? Everyone who seeks revenge on Ximenqing has become a ghost, shouldn't you become a ghost to arrest him?"
Xu Dong smiled, "Don't worry, I'm a big living person, I'm going to make him a ghost today!"
Only then did Tang dare to glance at Xu Dong, "What ability do you have to dare to say such a big thing? Do you know how powerful he is with a shadowless gun? and ......?"
Xu Dong received it, "There is also a yin and yang fire, right? I have already prepared something for him, which is specially here to collect his yin and yang fire and shadowless gun, I don't believe you will be able to see it then." ”
As he spoke, Xu Dong patted the treasure bag on his waist, but the pear flower gun that Kezhen gave him was also shrunk by him and put into the treasure bag.
Tang was skeptical, and muttered, "You're not a ghost, you're a god! Anyway, big living people don't say such stupid things, or you're in a bad head!"
Xu Dong said, "You just do as I do! Pretend to be happy and marry your daughter to him, even if you put your heart in your stomach, I won't let him touch your daughter's finger." ”