Chapter 15: I met the Jade Emperor and said a few good words
Gu Yishao blurted out the words, but he couldn't hold them back, so he said, "Old man of the land, you say, what kind of identity am I here? Will we be the people of the Heavenly Court who have been punished to the lower realm?"
Lord Di smiled and said: "Hehehe, Childe, old man, I came here to report to Childe first, and I also thought that one day, if you return to Heaven, you can also help me say a few more kind words in front of the Jade Emperor......"
Gu Yishao smiled and said: "Hahaha, this is not a joke, I can still say a few beautiful words in front of the Jade Emperor, you really exalt me too much, then tell me what kind of character I am, or what kind of god? I actually have such a big face, even I don't know, hahahaha, you old man is too good at joking......"
But the touted taste is really delicious.
The land lord smiled and said: "Childe, whether it is the reincarnation of the lower realm with the gods, the old decay is not clear, you have a seal on your body that the lower realm of the heavens will carry, I definitely think it is good, so I came to report to you today and save your life." Naturally, I want to ask for you......"
Gu Yishao smiled and said: "Hahahahaha, okay, even if I believe what you said, then you say, what do you ask me to do? If I see some Jade Emperor in the future, how can I tell you?"
The land lord smiled and said: "Childe doesn't need to say much, just ask me that I have been doing land here for 2,000 years, when will I be able to turn into a regular?" Even though I have the title of a god, I don't see the light of day, and I am really wronged here, I don't know when I will be promoted?"
Gu Yishao thought to himself that this old man was really joking, but he really couldn't doubt it when he asked a serious question, but could it be that this land would also be promoted and rich, and he would have to think about bribing me early.
This is also a bit too incredible, Gu Yishao smiled: "It turns out that you want to ask, you are promoted to make a fortune, sure enough, people and gods are the same, everyone loves money and power, and you have to have rights to develop......"
The land lord smiled: "Hehehe, son, the world and the earth are similar, just drift in a foreign land......"
Gu Yishao was puzzled: "You bite the words and chew the words, how do I feel that this poem seems to be so familiar to me somewhere?"
The land lord smiled and said: "It is the genius Tang Bohu's masterpiece......"
"Sizzle, hey, hey, old man, it's going to brag again, you just want to save him by boasting about him like this, don't think I don't know that you're afraid that you're afraid of what kind of mess has happened to your realm, and you won't be able to explain it when the time comes, right?"
The girl who turned into a snake spirit has been listening to what the land lord and Gu Yishao said.
Lord Land, changed his face, and said with a straight face: "You snake spirit, what do you know? This land is speaking here, what qualifications do you have to interject, don't you hurry away......
"Hey, look at how amazing what you say, then tell me what is the situation of this person who is in marriage? Why haven't I heard of it......?"
Gu Yishao also said: "Well, I also want to know, ...... this question she asked."
The land lord smiled at Gu Yishao, and glared at the snake spirit viciously: "In the eyes of ordinary people, immortals are omnipotent, if immortals come to the mortal world and do not control their own strength, it will cause great harm to the mortal world." Therefore, the immortals will be rejected by the mortal world, and the mortal world lacks cultivation resources, and the immortals are not willing to go to the mortal world, only those immortals who have made mistakes will be relegated to the mortal world. ”
Gu Yishao smiled without waiting for the snake spirit to refute......
"Hey, hey, yes, that's right, the old man is really good at fooling people, more powerful than my snake spirit......"
Lord Land said: "You don't have to be in a hurry, wait for me to talk about it in detail......"
"Hey, hey, I'm afraid you're an old man, you've exhausted your words, there's nothing to say, just take these things that others already know, and come here to fool us......"
The land lord said: "Hmph, you spirit, what are you talking about? I am just my age, and I am much older than you, you should respect me, and the land lord is ......."
"Hey, hey, I respect you, you're older than me, you just look old, then you let this stupid boy see, who is old and who is young, of course, you are old and I look young and beautiful, but I know how to use faces." I seem to be older than you, and I have lived longer than I have here, and I have more seniority than I am."
Lord Di smiled: "Hahaha, you fool, you have talked about yourself, you should say to see whose body is thicker, of course I look at the old ......" and said to Gu Yi Shao: "Isn't it a child?"
Gu Yishao smiled and said: "I don't want to give you two a beauty pageant, one is old, ugly, short and frustrated, and the other is a monster, what kind of beauty pageant, can you tell me what happens to the fairy after he arrives in the mortal world?"
The land lord was not angry at all, but the snake spirit was very powerful.
Lord Di said: "After this kind of immortal is reincarnated in the mortal world, the cultivation and memory of the previous life are sealed, and after birth, he lives completely like an ordinary person, and he can't see the characteristics of an immortal at all." In fact, the reincarnation of the immortals in the mortal world is to be punished, and after being sealed with the power of the immortals, they will experience the ups and downs of the mortal world like mortals, and only in this way will the immortals cherish the life of the immortal world after the reincarnation is completed. ”
Gu Yishao said: "How do you say this? It's the first time I've heard of this situation......
Lord Di smiled and said: "As the saying goes, a phoenix with falling hair is not as good as a chicken, so the person who is reincarnated by the god has a seal is the same as a phoenix that has lost a cat, and it is not even as good as an ordinary person in mortal life, and it may suffer all kinds of suffering." All this is the punishment given to the immortal by the heavenly realm, who told this immortal to make a mistake in the heavenly realm. Although the power of the gods was sealed after their reincarnation, so that they could only be like ordinary people, to add insult to injury, they did not even have the memory of their previous lives. At this time, what should the gods do if they encounter evil demons, and at this time, the seal of the gods provides a role, and this seal can shield the demons' perception of the immortals. ”
"Hey, hey, the demon can't feel it, and there is such a situation, so tell me, what is this seal for?"
In fact, after all these years of pretending to be the dragon king, where can I not even see whether there is a fairy spirit in a person!
The land lord said: "Hmph! Even if the demon discovers that he is the reincarnation of the god, the seal can also become a powerful protective shield to prevent the demon from demonizing the immortals. Therefore, this seal is the shackle of the reincarnated gods in time, and it will also be the last barrier for the reincarnated gods to save their lives. ”