Chapter 20: Climbing the Dragon and Attaching the Phoenix
Gu Yishao saw the door open, and everyone roared at themselves! I thought that it was over, if I continued to make trouble like this, I am afraid that the family would have to send himself to a mental hospital, and if it continued like this, everyone would not be able to live, what should I do?
"Hahaha, Mom and Dad, I'm not looking at the rain and want to go out so breathable, see if it's cool or not, what are you afraid of, don't be afraid, I didn't do anything at all, hahaha......"
Well, I feel like I'm saying this as if it's getting darker and darker, and the more people don't understand what's going on!
Gu Dad, his eyes were bloodshot, and he shouted loudly: "Bastard, don't you hurry down if there's nothing to do, do you want to scare your parents to death?"
"Hehe, down, I'll get off the ......" Gu Yishao jumped off the windowsill neatly and chic and smiled: "Hehe, I'm fine, Dad, didn't you go to work? Why did you come back again? Alas, when did my classmate come? Weiwei, come, come, I didn't greet you well when you came, I took you to eat fruit?"
Tang Weiwei was stunned and said: "Hehe, Yi Shao, are you sure you're okay?" If you're okay, I'll be fine, I'm about to be scared to pee by you......"
Gu Yishao, who has never seen Tang Weiwei, actually disregarded the image of a lady like this, and said such a big ruin of the image, he must have been frightened by the way he looked just now, otherwise how could he talk like this?
Gu Yishao smiled and said: "Hahaha, look at you girl, I don't seem to have scared you so much, what are you afraid of? Won't I just look at you? Besides, the young man is in good health, so he sticks his head out of the window, and gets drenched in the rain, so that his head is sober? I felt that my head was too stuffy when I was doing my homework just now, and I was dizzy all of a sudden, if I want to be sober and sober, don't be afraid......
Tang Weiwei turned to cry and said: "Bastard, stinky boy, you are crazy, you don't bring such a scary! You want to scare us to death, we are all alive and well, I didn't expect to be frightened by you guy for such a day, you want to accompany me, you want to accompany me for mental damages......"
Gu Yishao smiled and said, "Hehe, okay, hit me for you, beat me to relieve my anger......"
Tang Weiwei couldn't cry or laugh, crying and laughing, so she beat Gu Yishao's heart, "Hmph! Kill you, kill you, make you scary again......"
Gu Yishao: "Let's fight......"
Gu's mother pulled Gu's father and said, "Let's talk about our hearts together, let's go out, they are the same age, and it's convenient to tell the truth." Let Wei Wei persuade more, Yi Shao is good, they grew up together, and it's good to talk together at this time......"
"This, this bastard, I haven't pumped him with a belt yet......"
Tang Weiwei saw that Gu's father was going to beat Yi Shao, so she said: "Uncle Gu, you put a pair today, I don't think he did it intentionally, he was not in good health before, and asked everyone in a daze to be considerate, can I help you persuade him? I promise that he won't be like this in the future......"
Gu Yishao knew that Tang Weiwei was protecting herself, so she smiled and said: "Hey, since I was a child, except for my mother, Weiwei has been the best to me, these are the two most important people in my life, my father hates iron and steel, and he has to beat me every day......"
"You kid, I'll spare your life if you wear a slight face, but you wait for me obediently, otherwise I'll fix all the windows another day, I don't know if you can't fly, I see what kind of trouble you're making with me......"
Gu Yishao smiled and said: "Hehe, you are me, Lao Tzu, I will listen to you when you speak, what you say makes sense, right......?"
Father Gu was also laughed at by Gu Yishao, and snorted and laughed: "Hahaha, you kid, be obedient to Lao Tzu, otherwise you will be called ...... with this big sole" said and waited for the rough red eyes, like an angry red-eyed rabbit, pointing at Gu Yishao and scolding.
Tang Weiwei smiled: "Uncle Gu, don't be angry, he is not unintentional, he usually tells me that he admires his father the most in this world, and there is no one more powerful than this person, and now when he grows up, he finds that you are more and more a hero in his mind......!
Gu's mother touched Tang Weiwei's hair and doted: "This child is well-behaved, it would be better if he grew up to be a daughter-in-law introduced by his mother, I must treat you like a daughter, we have no other children, just such a silly boy, if I can get a daughter-in-law like you, then I will have both children and daughters......"
Father Gu also heard Wei Wei say this, and his face couldn't be tightened anyway, so he smiled and said: "It's still someone else who can talk, and you stinky boy don't like this." If you have such an understanding eloquence as her, the ability to deal with people, and help you speak, you won't be in trouble, well, you still have to complement each other, and if you look for someone like Weiwei in the future. ”
Gu Yishao smiled and said: "Hahaha, good, good, good, I'll learn to talk like a girl, my parents, you don't want to be for me, cao, I must want to find a boy who feels sorry for me in the future, uh-huh, okay? Giggle......" Gu Yishao deliberately learned to speak like a girl, pinching his nose and talking, twisting and pinching.
Father Gu scolded with a smile: "Rebel, if you don't learn well, you will learn bad, if you are a man talking like this, don't make trouble, give me a good job, let people Weiwei laugh, people have also seen the world, like you can't make a climate, how can you give people a safe shoulder in the future?"
Gu Yishao smiled and said: "Hehe, of course I am doing big things, you already know, my family conditions that can't become a climate are like this, how can I afford the principle of other people's big things, I'm just a small person! Mom and Dad, don't think nonsense, don't think about sparrows flying on the branches, climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix is the idea that it's all unrealistic, we just do our own days, I don't have it at all, it's just a good friend, it's not like you think at all, don't say that the nose is the eye......"
Daddy Gu's face was a little unbearable, he originally liked Weiwei a lot, but the family conditions are better, that's not a better thing, let this kid say that it seems to be deliberately stammering Weiwei, where is this situation?
Father Gu scolded: "What do you say? We just like Weiwei, she is such a well-behaved child, she just becomes a Cinderella, we all like it, are we that kind of person?