After school, Xia Xiaochi and Luo Yiyi looked for Han Xiong.

"Han Xiong, how are you doing?" Xia Xiaochi asked.

Han Xiong was listless: "I don't know how to do it recently, I'm always a little unenergetic, maybe I haven't slept well." ”

Xia Xiaochi knew that he had been sucked by the macaw possessed by the green ghost, and he was not embarrassed to say anything, so he said directly: "Don't you want to give the parrot to Yiyi? ”

"What, you want birds?" Han Xiong was overjoyed.

Luo Yiyi said coldly: "Parrots are parrots, don't mention birds." ”

"Yes, yes. Then Han Xiong's face fell: "But I may not be able to send you." ”

What do you mean?

Luo Yiyi's eyes widened, and Han Xiong hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong, it's not that I'm reluctant to give it to you, it's really that my dad hasn't known anything recently, and he likes the parrot again, and now he takes it to the park for a walk every day, it's very baby." ”

Xia Xiaochi and Luo Yiyi glanced at each other, knowing that most of them were ghost parrots secretly casting spells, which affected Han Xiong's father's mind, as for letting him take him out, it was estimated that he wanted to absorb more people's essence.

This parrot can't be allowed to go on like this.

Xia Xiaochi asked, "Is your dad still in the park?"

"Yes, eight hours a day, the thunder doesn't move. ”

"Goodbye. Luo Yiyi turned around and left.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Find your father!"

"No, my father is over sixty!" Han Xiong was anxious.

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Han Daming is sixty-six this year and just retired last year.

Han Xiong is his third son, fifty sons. People say that old men are treasures, but every time Han Daming sees Han Xiong, he has an urge to kick him to death.

But this son is too much like him.

yes, like him, not not like him.

But the elephants are all shortcomings.

Such as brainless, impulsive, lustful, self-righteous.

When Han Daming was young, he felt that he was the biggest in the world, but when he got old, he realized that this kind of person was so annoying.

People live for a lifetime, and finally find that the person they hate the most turns out to be themselves.

The old man did three things every day in the park, boxing, chess, and square dancing.

It's school day, it's not dark, and those charming old ladies haven't come yet, so the old man is still playing chess.

When Xia Xiaochi and Luo Yiyi arrived, Han Daming was fighting with the bald old man opposite, and there was a bottle of wine and peanuts next to him.

The bald old man is at a disadvantage, the carriage and horses are lost, the country has fallen, and only one cannon is still struggling to support.

However, the artillery attack is not conducive to defense, and it looks like the white flag is going to be pulled.

Han Daming said happily: "Old Chen, it's not okay, right? ”

The bald old man combed the few remaining white hairs on the top of his head: "I'll take a look, I'll take another look." ”

Han Daming and the others were impatient: "The most annoying thing for you who play chess for a long time, you think about it for a long time at every turn." What do you think? I can't get it back if I think about it. ”

The bald old man was leisurely: "Xiao Han, you are still so impatient, you are old, what are you doing with that little time?"

As he spoke, he went to grab peanuts.

Han Daming knocked off his hand: "If you don't play chess, you are not allowed to eat." ”

The old man shrank his hand: "Look at your stinginess." ”

Xia Xiaochi and Luo Yiyi came over at this time.

Xia Xiaochi and Han Daming met, that was when Xia Xiaochi went to Han Xiong's house to play, he only went once, and he didn't dare to come to the door again since then.

At this moment, when he saw Han Daming, he bowed: "Hello uncle." ”

It's a little troublesome to call Han Daming, calling him uncle, it seems disrespectful, calling him grandpa, and his seniority is different, so he still chose to call him uncle after all.

Han Daming squinted his eyes, saw Xia Xiaochi, and let out of his nose: "Xia Xiaochi? ”

Without saying a word, just let him go.

The bald old man seized the opportunity to teach Lao Han: "Don't bully children. ”

"I bullied him?" Han Da was so famous that his beard blew up: "You ask him, what did he do in my house?"

Luo Yiyi and the bald old man watched Xia Xiaochi together.

Xia Xiaochi was stupid: "That time I went to his house to play, Han Xiong brought the old man's exercises to show me......"

Han Daming had good grades in his early years, but later got the opportunity to be dispatched by the labor force of the mortal country and went to Xianmen Wujimen for three years, and when he came back, he was also a returnee. However, his status in the Xianmen is extremely low, that is, he is a miscellaneous servant. Fortunately, because of the rise of mortal power, just like there are immortals in mortal countries, there is no shortage of mortals in the immortal gate, so although the status of miscellaneous servants is low, the basic rights can still be guaranteed.

After three years of being a miscellaneous servant, Han Daming finally only obtained a Wujimen exercise book, but unfortunately the old man had no qualifications and could not practice, and this exercise was of a higher level, slightly more difficult, and even more unsuitable. Despite this, the old man was like a treasure, and he brought it back to practice every day, wanting to go against the sky.

It's a pity that the sky didn't go against the grain, but instead trained himself to the point of five labors and seven injuries, premature aging in his youth, and finally gave up. Although he is sixty-six years old now, he doesn't look much different from seventy or eighty, so Han Xiong's birth is a miracle, if he doesn't really look like an old man, everyone must wonder if someone has shot a fucking black gun.

Despite this, Han Daming still regards this mental method as a treasure, and he must be called it when he meets people, the original book of the fairy gate, and the handwritten book of the immortal master.

The original canon is the original canon, and the immortal master's handwriting is also correct, but that's because the immortal gate doesn't use a printer, and the immortal master's calligraphy is rotten, and the handwriting is crooked, and the immortal art can't be saved, so no one takes it seriously except for himself.

Han Xiong took out his father's "secret book" to offer treasures, and the two bad boys saw that the villain painted on it was not wearing clothes, so they began to scribble on it, and forcibly drew the secret book of Xianmen into a picture of the Spring Palace.

When Han Daming came back, he was furious and grabbed Han Xiong and beat him wildly, but Xia Xiaochi slipped away directly and never dared to come again.

Although the old man is old, he doesn't have a big heart, and until now he still remembers Xia Xiaochi for changing his master's secret book to the Spring Palace map, so he is not angry when he sees Xia Xiaochi.

After Xia Xiaochi explained at this moment, he smiled and said, "At that time, I was young and ignorant. ”

Han Daming squinted: "This was four months and five days ago. ”

Xia Xiaochi: "It means that I am young now." ”

"Then you still want to continue to be ignorant?" Han Daming snorted.

"Where can it? Xia Xiaochi continued to laugh.

Han Daming looked at him a little strangely: "What are you looking for me?"

Xia Xiaochi was still thinking about his words, and Luo Yiyi was already impatient and said, "What are you doing with so much nonsense?"

Hearing this, Xia Xiaochi knew that it was going to be bad, and sure enough, Luo Yiyi had already said: "Old man, let's get your bird." ”