Chapter 17 Come and call the master
Daisy, a beautiful female monster, was placed in front of Xia Liu and Lei Gong, and the two of them couldn't help but hug each other tightly at this time. To be honest, it is disgusting and disgusting to hug a man, Lei Gong also thinks so, but for the sake of a sense of security, this disgusting can still be endured.
Daisy looked at the two big men hugging each other, it was funny, and a smile appeared on a mature and generous cheek, like a spring breeze blowing into their hearts, very comfortable.
But now the two of them decided that Daisy was a femme fatale, and their favor disappeared in an instant.
"You go quickly, my wife hasn't gone far yet, stay away from us if you want to live. Lei Gonghu said pretending to be a tiger.
And Xia Liu also followed suit, saying, "That's it, that's it!"
But Daisy didn't have the slightest nervousness, or even the intention of leaving, but said with a teasing meaning, "Yes, I'll try!"
I saw two petals appear out of thin air and hit the mouths of the two of them, no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't remove the petals from their mouths, they could only babble and make a sound, not knowing what they were saying.
"Looks like your wife has gone far!" Daisy said confidently, seeing through their ruse.
With a wave of her hand, the petals on her mouth disappeared out of thin air. Xia Liu and Lei Gong gasped. They don't know what this flower demon is doing when it appears?
Lei Gong has been an immortal for so many years, and he believes in his bones that every monster is a good thing. When you see Daisy appear, you decide that nothing good has happened.
But Xia Liu didn't think so, if she wanted to kill the two of them, why was she such a mother-in-law, it wasn't clean at all.
So Xia Liu thought of this, and asked, "Hey, didn't you run away, why did you come back again?"
Daisy replied without thinking, "Revenge!" Just a duplicitous smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, but Xia Liu and Lei Gong didn't notice it.
As soon as he heard about revenge, Xia Liu thought how smart he was, but now he was in his heart. Why is he so unlucky, he is entangled by this flower demon.
And at this moment, Lei Gong was desperately uncovering the Qiankun bag in his hands. But what Lei Gong never expected was that because he was angry with his wife before, when he took the Qiankun bag from his wife, he tied a dead knot, and swore in his heart that he didn't use that stinky woman's things.
But he just made the oath, and he regretted it. But it's too late to regret it, but I can't untie the dead knot I tie, and then Lei Gong found out that it is still his mother-in-law!
Looking at Lei Gong's unusually exaggerated behavior, Daisy waved his hand curiously, only to see the Qiankun bag fall into his hands with a "whoosh", and asked, "What is this?"
Lei Gong was shocked and desperate, the only thing that could deal with this banshee was gone, and now there was only one way to die.
Xia Liu saw Lei Gong's performance just now, and scolded, "You have been a fairy, you can't even untie a broken bag, you are really garbage in the fairy!"
was insulted like this by Xia Liu. Although Lei Gong was very angry, he had no choice but to swallow this mouthful.
Daisy also felt that the fun was almost over, so she said the purpose of her visit.
She said, "Don't you want to know what I'm here for?"
Xia Liu and Lei Gong were full of despair almost at the same time, but when they showed their desperate eyes, the two of them secretly glanced at each other again, at this time they were both thinking that they must not let each other's 250 see a joke, so their eyes suddenly changed from despair to "not afraid of death!" But they were more afraid of death than the other!
Daisy felt more and more ridiculous when she saw these two living treasures, so she said with a smile, "A mortal, an immortal likes to die so much?"
Xia Liu has already entered the pretend 13 mode, and preemptively returned to "No! It's not that I like to be private, it's that I'm not afraid of death, and I don't want some immortals to be afraid of death!"
Lei Gong heard that Xia Liu was obviously talking about himself, so he clenched his fists and patted his chest, looking like a big hero, and said, "If you want to kill, kill me first!"
Daisy said, "Who said they were going to kill you?"
As soon as the two of them heard that they were not coming to kill themselves, they suddenly bloomed more than the other. It's in stark contrast to the previous "I'm not afraid of death".
Then the question arises again, you are not here to kill us, what are you here for?
Daisy, said, "I plan to wander the world with you and cultivate immortals!"
As soon as they heard this, the two of them were stunned. If you don't do it, why are you messing with us?
Xia Liu didn't understand, Lei Gong didn't agree to a thousand or ten thousand. In case he let the vinegar jar of his house know, he still remembers the lessons of the previous car, how dare he be with such a flower-like female goblin.
Lei Gong's avatar was a rattle and shook and said, "No, no, shemales have different paths, I am an immortal and can't be with you, you better hurry up!"
Xia Liu also felt that Lei Gong's words made sense. What if one day she gets in a bad mood or wants to eat a man, and eats herself?
So Xia Liu also said, "You are so powerful, being with us will hold you back, you better find some monsters of the same level as you to cultivate together!"
Unbeknownst to him, Daisy replied categorically, "I don't, I'm going to be with you!"
"Why?"
"Why?"
The two asked in unison.
Daisy explained, "Because both of you are big shots, especially you, I have seen your predecessor, and your predecessor is ......!"
"Hey, I can't say, I can't say, this is a heavenly machine, and the heavenly machine can't be revealed!" Lei Gong nervously drank the daisy and didn't continue.
But Xia Liu became curious and asked, "What is my predecessor? Why can't I say it? If you don't say it, I won't agree to let you be with us!"
Xia Liu's predecessor was the top secret in the Heavenly Court, if Xia Liu knew his predecessor, even if Lei Gong had 10,000 mouths, he would not be able to get rid of the leakage of secrets. But now Xia Liu's life experience has been known by this banshee, and the current Xia Liu is just a mortal, just ask the mortal in the world who doesn't want to know what his predecessor did. I can't hide it, but make up a story to deceive him, anyway, he is now a mortal and wants to confirm this kind of thing, except to wipe his neck and report it to the king of Hades.
So Lei Gong said with a sigh, "The matter has come to this, I will no longer hide it from you, do you really want to know your predecessor?"
Xia Liu said, "Of course I want to!"
"Well, I'll tell you. But you have to be mentally prepared, because what you did before you is not something ordinary people can do!"
When Xia Liu heard Lei Gong say so seriously, he thought that his predecessor must have done something earth-shattering, so he had a heroic mentality, and also said with a serious face like Lei Gong, "Say it!"
I saw that Lei Gong's eyes were deep, and he said with a frightened face, "Your predecessor was a big villain who did all kinds of evil, you once peeked at an eighty-year-old lady taking a bath, intimidated the sow that was about to give birth, which directly led to the miscarriage of the sow, killing people and setting fires, you can't do anything, but you always call yourself a big villain, so the Jade Emperor ordered me to let you suffer the curse of heaven, and the sky thundered." But I'm just too soft-hearted, and I've been thinking about heaven and the virtue of being a good person, so I ask Hades to give you a chance to be a new person. I thought I would hide it from the Jade Emperor, but you also saw that I was demoted to the mortal because of your affairs, and I originally planned to rot this matter to my stomach, because I was willing to give everything for you, if it weren't for the Daisy girl who spied on your predecessor and said that she leaked her mouth, and you were aggressive to ask, so I told you the truth. But it doesn't matter, you don't have to take it to heart, let alone blame yourself, as long as you can be a new person, my suffering and sins are worth it!"
Lei Gong's story made Daisy stunned, and she couldn't wait to award Lei Gong the Best Acting Award immediately. It is said that monsters will confuse people's hearts, and it turns out that the gods are the best brainwashing masters!
Unexpectedly, his predecessor turned out to be such a person. At this time, Xia Liu's eyes were full of guilt when he saw Lei Gong again, but Lei Gong shook his head, looking like you must not blame yourself so much!
So Xia Liu thought about it for a long time, and finally he made a decision. said, "I didn't expect my predecessor to cause you such a ** annoyance, how can I still have the face to be with you now, I decided to wander the world with Daisy, and from then on I will change my mind and reappear as a man, Brother Lei Gong take care!"
No, if you don't play like this, how could this kid think of separating from himself. He also counted on the cultivation of the secret book "I wish you to become an immortal" in his hand, without that book, he would have to cultivate the Year of the Monkey and Ma Yue before he could return to the Heavenly Palace!
Daisy was amused when she saw Lei Gong lifting a stone and hitting her own foot. So he said to Xia Liu, "Quick! Come and call the master!"
So Xia Liu showed an exaggerated bow to the master, and said, "The master is worshiped by the apprentice!"
Daisy, smiled and said, "Hey, good apprentice, let's go!"
Lei Gong was completely confused, he originally wanted to make up a story to make the stupid boy owe himself a big favor, but he didn't expect it to be self-defeating and cheat himself.
No, you can't say anything and you can't separate from Xia Liu.
So Lei Gong ran forward, shouting as he ran, "I don't blame you, I really don't blame you, don't blame yourself too much!"
As soon as Lei Gong's words came out, Xia Liu turned around and glared angrily and said, "Phew! shameless thing!"
It turned out that the story he made up had already been seen through by Xia Liu, but how did he see through it?
Lei Gong couldn't figure it out, but Daisy said something that made him suddenly realize, she said, "He is just a mortal now, and the only thing that is of use to you is his treasure book, right?"
She said well, but Lei Gong smiled and said, "You are only fifty steps and a hundred steps, aren't you accepting him as an apprentice for his treasure book?"
So a mortal, a monster and an immortal without mana all laughed and said nothing at this moment, each thinking about their own thoughts in their hearts!