"It's the first time I've heard someone have such a strange request.,Shouldn't it be Alzheimer's.。。 ”

There was a faint voice of Xuanzang's complaint on the mountain road.

"Poof~"

The mountain god couldn't hold back any longer, and a mouthful of blood spurted out wildly.

If someone could see through at this moment, they would see that the bones in the mountain god's body were centered on the ribs, and the spider webs spread and shattered.

Abbreviated as powdered infantile fracture.

The golden divine power surged towards the whole body, forcibly immobilizing the golden divine bones that had turned into powder.

Barely regained some mobility.

It's just that, even so, it would take at least hundreds of years for the golden divine bone to recover.

"What a monster!"

Wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, the mountain god said in a somewhat dry voice.

One punch to beat himself like this bear.

The mountain god has an unreal feeling, does he still have combat power?

Of course, there is.

As a god, the body is only a carrier for the gods to walk in the world, but it is not the most important, the body of the gods is a golden body or an object attached to it, take the mountain god as an example.

As long as the mountain is not excessively damaged, it is almost immortal.

In other words, at this time, he can completely mobilize the power of the mountain god to capture this monk.

It's just that the mountain god didn't do anything.

Or at this moment, the mountain god is not the slightest bit sure.

This monk is too demonic.

Obviously, there is not the slightest mana fluctuation on his body, but he can beat himself like this with one punch, this Nima is an ordinary monk?

What's more, even if you really do it yourself, then the movement will definitely be very large.

In case it gets noticed by those two monsters who are fighting—

Isn't it just cold?

After thinking about it, the mountain god raised his fist.

"Bang~"

He punched himself hard in the face.

It didn't seem to be enjoyable, and the other hand began to greet his face non-stop.

The time of the half-pillar incense passed.

An old man with a swollen head like a pig's head appears.

Immediately, the mountain god laughed with satisfaction, and the whole person fell to the ground.

If you are beaten like this, the other party should not be able to blame yourself.

After all, he was beaten into what he is now.

Xuanzang has been on the road.

The divine foot pass under his feet was almost used to the limit, and he was not relieved until he vaguely saw Chang'an City.

Finally escaped!

"Ding, get out of the tiger's mouth, reward parallel world replacement card*1"

Hearing the voice of the system in his head, Xuanzang smiled with satisfaction.

Alternate world replacement cards, this thing can be a lifesaver at a critical moment.

I don't know, which monster is so awesome and goes directly to the scorpion spirit to fight alone.

After all, this scorpion spirit is definitely one of the most ruthless people on the westbound road.

......

Qin Tianjian.

"Oh oh~!"

After twisting her ass to water Lan Xin, Dahua walked to the yard and chirped.

"Master Ji, Master Ji, this is your breakfast today, the newly caught grasshoppers in the wild are all wild, and they are all female, and the dew is obtained early in the morning, and the sugar is added. ”

Without waiting for the big flower to speak, the mysterious little Taoist priest sent a big bowl of emerald green grasshoppers.

Well, that's right.

The scream just now wasn't actually a chirp to wake people up.

It's telling these Taoist priests.

Ben chicken is hungry!

Eating the female grasshopper in the bowl, Dahua found a deck chair and lay down.

The autumn wind blows through the golden feathers that have just grown half, not only does it not look cold, but it makes the spirit feel relaxed for a while, and the early morning sunlight is not very dazzling, I don't know why.

Dahua always has a sense of intimacy when he looks at the rising sun.

I want to spread my wings and fly up!

Then Dahua looked at her fat wings.

Sure enough, forget it.

It doesn't matter if you can fly to the sun star, the key is to fly up.

I'm going to have to turn into a roast chicken

Immediately, Dahua grabbed a grasshopper with her wings and stuffed it into her mouth, and the fat juice made Dahua close her eyes as if she was enjoying it.

That's life!

Although it is a little troublesome to take care of the two little goblins in the bald house every day, Dahua feels that it is not unacceptable.

Just get used to it.

Think about the days before Honji at Jodoji Temple.

You have to find your own food and drink, not to mention, you have to get up early every day to crow, just because you went down the mountain and harmed dozens of hens to be chased to castrate, take your sister's momentum!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

What a day!

"Xuanji, what day is it today, why don't they see anyone?" Dahua asked as if he was a landlord.

This old day.

Ruosen, Xuanji, and the three guys will come to take care of themselves together, and there is only one today, is the status of this chicken declining?

No, this must be understood!

Big Flower got up.

"Click~"

The sound of leather cracking sounded, and Dahua took off her tattered tiger skin pants a little helplessly.

I've really gained a little weight these days.

Look at your big belly.

This is happy fat!

But fortunately, the clothes that I took off last time when I was General Ganyin have grown back, and I don't need to continue to wear them.

Even the chicken feathers turned golden.

As soon as you go out, it's golden.

Will it be considered very rich and robbed?

Dahua was a little distressed, and then put this distress behind her.

There are such days to live, this chicken can eat until Qin Tianjian closes down!

"Master Ji, I heard that a distinguished guest is coming today, Ruosen and the ancestor have gone to greet the distinguished guest. Xuanji said with some envy.

I also want to see what the distinguished guests look like.

But it's not my turn!

"Distinguished guest?!"

Big Flower sat up.

"Squeak squeak~"

The chair under the ass made a burst of overwhelming squeaks.

The patriarch naturally said Yuan Tiangang.

In fact, when he first came here, Dahua was disdainful of Yuan Tiangang, and only thought that he was a Taoist priest who pretended to be a ghost.

But after such a long time, Dahua can be regarded as knowing.

Although this Taoist priest is a god and a god all day long, he really has the ability, and the person that Yuan Tiangang needs to greet is still very interested.

Immediately, Dahua was stunned for a moment, and lay down on the chair again in the posture of Ge You.

Whatever he is a distinguished guest.

You only need to take care of yourself, and it's hard to find out how you can't drip yourself.

"Na, this is your reward today~"

Dahua threw out a chicken feather that had fallen off his body, and Xuanji suddenly reached out and took it as if he had obtained a treasure, this is the best refining material, if it weren't for this, he wouldn't have to come here every day to pretend to be a grandson!

"Cut~"

Dahua laughed disdainfully.

A chicken feather is excited like this, I have never seen the world!

Ah, life!

Immediately, Dahua was about to lie down, but the next moment a group of people slowly walked into the courtyard.

Standing in the center is an old monk with a dragon bell.

The old monk's expression was stunned.

Dahua's expression was even more stiff.

Look at each other and confirm your eyes!