It took me a lot of effort to get Li Xiaoqian out of the river. He was dripping water everywhere all over his body, and when the cold wind blew, he fought several cold wars in succession.

Li Xiaoqian scolded: "Damn, Lao Tzu almost drowned here." ”

Bai Jingxing was still interrogating the old man. At this time, the old man had completely become a fish waiting to be slaughtered on Bai Jingxing's chopping board, and he had only one foot on the old man's back, and the sleeve of his robe was still wrapped around one of his arms. It seemed that Bai Jingxing killing the old man was as simple as crushing an ant.

"Tell me quickly, who called you here!" Bai Jingxing asked sharply.

The old man was still silent, looking like he would rather die than give in.

Bai Jingxing seemed to feel that there was no intention to ask again, so he removed the sleeves of his robe, moved his feet, and said, "You get up!"

The old man was a little incredulous, and he asked, "Why didn't you kill me?"

Bai Jingxing said: "I don't like to kill. I'm dressed in white, and I'm most afraid of getting stained with blood. ”

His reasoning seems reasonable, but it is the most unacceptable. The implication was undoubtedly that he felt that the old man's life was not comparable to his white clothes, so it was not worth killing.

The old man roared angrily: "You kill me!

Bai Jingxing said: "I just don't kill you, what can you do?"

The old man was stupid! He stared at his round eyes, and there was some despair in his anger! The pain of begging for death was vividly reflected in his expression.

Li Xiaoqian shook off his wet clothes, walked over, and said, "Master Bai, since you don't kill him, can you lend me one?"

Bai Jingxing was puzzled and asked, "What do you want him to do?"

Li Xiaoqian smiled treacherously and said, "Hehe, I'm going to pick his clothes!"

I was shocked, thinking to myself, could it be that Li Xiaoqian had a quirk and wanted to do something unbearable to an old man on this boat?

Bai Jingxing smiled and said, "It should be, it should be!"

I was even more shocked. It turned out that Bai Jingxing and Li Xiaoqian had similar interests, and the two of them wanted to ravage this poor old man!

I saw Bai Jingxing stretch out his hand and point at the old man's acupoint. Li Xiaoqian thanked him excitedly, quickly took off his clothes, and stood naked on the rickety boat. Then he began to undress the old man. The coat and underwear were ripped off by him one after another, the old man's acupoint was stopped, and the whole person was like wood, allowing Li Xiaoqian to fiddle with it wantonly.

Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!

I couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "Stop......!

Before the words fell, I saw that Li Xiaoqian had already begun to put on the old man's clothes, underwear, and coat one after another, and then turned back to look at me and asked, "What are you going to say?" ”

"I ......," I was speechless, not knowing how to explain it, so I had to say, "It's nothing, I'm thinking too much." ”

Li Xiaoqian took a sip and said, "I've been chattering all day long, I don't know what you're thinking about?!"

I don't know what Li Xiaoqian is thinking. I can't figure this person out!

Bai Jingxing unlocked the old man's acupoint. The old man sat on the boat, holding Li Xiaoqian's wet clothes and trying his best to cover his naked body, he raised his head, the corners of his mouth kept twitching, and suddenly, two lines of tears suddenly remained.

Humiliation!

All I can think of is humiliation!

A killer, complacent, ambushed on the bank of Huaishui with great ambition, carrying out the glorious task of intercepting and killing the new leader of the martial arts alliance. Once you succeed, you will be glorious and famous

However, the result was that not only did he not hurt his opponent in the slightest, but was despised, despised and even ignored by his opponent, and in the end, he was completely defeated, and he was stripped naked by an inconspicuous young man next to his opponent.

His expression reminded me of the girls who had been interrogated by Ma Weijin for the first time when they first went to Yandang Mountain. When Ma Weijin tidied up his clothes and walked out of the room, the girl in the room was also like the old man in front of her, pulling her torn clothes, covering her naked body, with tears of humiliation on her face, with despair of wanting to die!

He said in a trembling voice, "Why don't you kill me?!"

Bai Jingxing said: "I said it, I don't like to kill. But ......"

He said "but", the old man's expression changed suddenly, and there was humiliation in his complicated eyes, and there was even fear.

I began to wonder whether he wanted to die or didn't want to die? Perhaps, people are like this, when they open their mouths, they are ambitious, and once a desperate situation is imminent, no fearless mind can withstand the instinctive cowardice.

Bai Jingxing said: "It's not my character to spare you like this." ”

The old man asked, "What do you want?"

Bai Jingxing took out a pill from his sleeve and pushed it into the old man's mouth with one palm. Before the old man could react, he swallowed the pill.

"What is this?" exclaimed the old man.

Bai Jingxing said: "Drunken Life Dream Death Pill." ”

The old man began to clasp his throat and tried to spit out the pill, but the pill seemed to have entered his abdomen, and no matter how he gagged, he could only spit out some white water.

The old man looked at Bai Jingxing in horror and asked, "What is the Drunken Life Dream Death Pill, and what does this medicine do?"

Bai Jingxing said: "You don't have to worry, this is the most wonderful pill in the world, if you don't want to get drunk and dream of death, you just remember to eat less rice noodles and more vegetables in the future, and you will be safe!"

The old man asked, "That's all?"

Bai Jingxing said: "That's all! You will naturally appreciate the beauty of this pill in the future!"

As he spoke, the boat was drifting with the waves of the water approaching the opposite shore. Ahead was the homeland ravaged by the Jin people, Bai Jingxing suddenly grabbed me and Li Xiaoqian's shoulders and suddenly got up. I felt a strong pull on my shoulders, and as the white shadow swirled in the air, it finally landed on solid ground.

Just getting used to the bumps on the boat, and suddenly stepping on solid ground. The ground is no longer shaking, but I still feel like I'm shaking.

Bai Jingxing turned around and waved to the naked old man, shouting, "There is a labor to send off!" Then, he took a sip of wine and left with his hands in his hands.

I caught up with Bai Jingxing and asked, "What kind of medicine did you give him?"

Bai Jingxing said: "Drunken Life Dream Death Pill." ”

I asked, "What's the use of that medicine?"

Bai Jingxing said: "After taking the Drunken Life Dream Death Pill, as long as you eat rice noodles, it will be like drinking alcohol, the more you eat, the faster you get drunk. ”

I was surprised: "Is there such a miracle medicine in this world?"

Bai Jingxing nodded. I asked, "Why are you giving him this medicine?"

Bai Jingxing said: "Since he came to kill me, he naturally has to be punished." If he walks out of me intact and spreads out of the rivers and lakes, won't the people who come to kill me in the future be even more fearless?!"

What kind of logic is this!

I'm starting to feel a little disgusted with this strange old man, and his thinking is so strange that it's hard to accept. I asked, "What is that pill made of?"

Bai Jingxing smiled and said, "Old man's dung."

Convenient. ”

I thought he was joking with me, so I said angrily, "If you don't say it, you don't say it, why play me!"

Bai Jingxing said very seriously: "The old man is not joking. The Drunken Dream Death Pill is indeed made of the old man's feces!"

Could it be because Bai Jingxing drank too much alcohol, so he had wine in his feces? This is also not right! Then why do you have to eat rice noodles to have a seizure?

I don't understand.

Li Xiaoqian said: "Do my predecessors get drunk after eating rice noodles?"

Bai Jingxing said: "Although I won't get drunk, it's like drinking." ”

I was surprised: "You ate your own?!"

Bai Jingxing was furious and scolded: "Little rabbit cub, will you eat your own?!"

I shook my head and said, "No!"

Li Xiaoqian said: "The predecessors are suffering from a disease!"

Bai Jingxing nodded and said, "Yes, I have suffered from this disease since I was a child, and my master took me to visit famous doctors, and they all said that there was no cure. Suddenly, Bai Jingxing stared at Li Xiaoqian, with a little surprise in his eyes, and asked, "You actually know about this disease?!"

Li Xiaoqian said: "My brother is a doctor...... Ah, no! My brother is a man who has seen this disease before. This symptom is called self-propelled brewery syndrome!"

Bai Jingxing was a little excited and asked, "Can this disease be cured?"

Li Xiaoqian shook his head and said, "If we are in that place, we can still be treated, but here, I'm afraid there is no way!"

Bai Jingxing grabbed Li Xiaoqian's hand, looked very excited, and said, "Let's go!"

Li Xiaoqian hurriedly said: "I can't go, I can't go!"

Bai Jingxing said: "Why can't you go? Is there any place where I can't go?"

I said, "You really can't go." Nine hundred years from now, will you be there?"

Bai Jingxing was stunned, as if he didn't understand, and asked, "You, what did you say?"

Li Xiaoqian pinched my waist and said with a smile: "Senior, don't listen to his nonsense. I mean, I don't know where my brother is. He traveled far and wide without leaving a message. Therefore, there is nowhere to be found, and if I have the opportunity to see him in the future, I will call him to see the disease of my predecessors. ”

Bai Jingxing was a little disappointed, he sighed slowly, and said, "That's it, that's it, it's been decades, and I'm not in a hurry for this time." ”

I became curious about this disease and asked, "How did you get this strange disease?"

"This is caused by the proliferation of parasitic fungi in the gut," Li said. ”

I didn't get it. Looking at Bai Jingxing's appearance, he was also at a loss. I asked, "What do you mean?"

Li Xiaoqian thought for a long time and said: "There is a kind of insect in the stomach that is invisible to the naked eye, and the insect gives birth to a lot of small insects, and after eating rice and noodles, this kind of insect will spit out wine." ”

For some reason, I felt particularly nauseous. Thinking of Bai Jingxing's snow-like white clothes wrapped in such a pickled scene, I couldn't help but sigh that under the seemingly pure and flawless appearance of this world, what is hidden is the filth that cannot be seen through by the human eye.

It's like the martial arts conference on the edge of Chaohu Lake. Although on the surface, it seems that everyone is supportive, but no one knows what kind of conspiracy there is.

This is the case with this Jianghu.

No!

More precisely, this is the case in this world. This is especially true of people's hearts!

(End of chapter)