With a wave of his hand, Jiang Li saw more than a dozen van doors on the opposite side open at the same time, and a group of people ran down hula, some with sticks, some with sticks, and some with machetes, tattooed with big paintbrushes, all kinds of moxicans, salted fish heads or something, just like a group of little devils, screaming and rushing into the community.

Seeing this, Da Bei glanced at Jiang Li with great pride: "In five minutes, I will get everything I want!"

Jiang Li said: "Five seconds is about the same." ”

The big-backed man smiled, "Thank you for the compliment." ”

Then, Jiang Li looked up at the sky.

The man with the big back asked curiously, "What are you looking at?"

Jiang Li said: "Meteor." ”

"Shooting stars during the day?" the big back looked up at the sky in confusion.

That's when ......

A voice rang out: "I'm watching cartoons, toad, you can solve it!"

"Oh......"

Then there were cries of terror: "Devil, devil, what a big toad, don't, don't ......."

"Help, my pants!"

"Oops, my clothes!"

"Don't, don't...... Don't chase me, give it to you! The pants, shoes, and sticks are all yours, and if you don't give the underwear, can you? Big brother...... Oops......"

"Run!"

"Cao Nima, who said this is from an ordinary community? Lord Toad, this is not a stick, this is a ...... that comes naturally"

......

In a burst of wailing and chaotic shouting, Jiang Li and the big-backed man didn't see the meteor, but saw a group of bare-bottomed men running out of the community in embarrassment, shouting that there were demons while running, and then rushed into the van one by one, ignoring the shouts of the big-backed man, and ran away directly with one foot on the accelerator.

Seeing this, the man with the big back snorted angrily: "What a bunch of waste!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the man with the big back noticed that there was a huge shadow in front of him.

The man with the big back slowly raised his head, only to see a huge toad looking at him, with half of his pants hanging on the best, and the big toad sucked hard, like sucking noodles, and sucked the pants into his mouth. Then he touched his belly and licked his lips at the big back, looking like he couldn't get enough.

The man with the big back swallowed his saliva, then grabbed it to his side and shouted, "You eat him!"

Then the big-backed man was stunned to find that he had caught the air!

When he turned his head, he found that Jiang Li had already withdrawn more than ten meters away!

The man with the big back was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "You are not righteous, why did you run away by yourself?"

Without waiting for Jiang Li to speak, the big-backed man ran away......

As a result, a long tongue wrapped around him and dragged him into the toad's mouth.

Jiang Li said: "Don't kill people......"

The toad nodded, and then he puffed out his cheeks, squinted his eyes, and stirred his tongue in his mouth very seriously, and the cheeks bulged with his tongue, and after pounding for a while, the toad opened his big mouth, and with a bang, accompanied by saliva, he spit out a big white and pure living person.

The man with the big back was stripped naked at this moment, and his hairstyle was completely messy, sitting on the ground with a blank face, touching his hair......

After a while, the man with the big back jumped up with a snort, and he didn't care that he was undressed, and ran all the way naked......

The toad touched his belly and said, "I didn't eat him, what about him." ”

Jiang Li looked at the toad, then at the bare-ass men, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to have this kind of unique skill." ”

Toad said with a smile: "It's not like I've been eating food every day lately, and I've been practicing." ”

Thinking of the scene of the toad eating the food, Jiang Li grinned, and he didn't know what to say.

Let the toad go back to rest, Jiang Li walked out on the street, Jiang Li was going to buy some decorations for his baby car, such as car perfume, ornaments or something......

Not long after Jiang left, another person came to the gate of the South Perch community.

"Looks right. This person was wearing a pair of sunglasses, a simple casual outfit, and a somewhat indifferent expression, as if he was an unsmiling guy.

After looking at the name of the community, the man walked directly into the community.

"Hey, you're not a resident of this neighborhood, are you?"

Changlong suddenly shouted.

The man glanced at Changlong, then looked at the cartoon Changlong watched, and said lightly: "What's the matter?

Changlong said: "Definitely not, I know all the people here." If not, you have to have an appointment or a resident to lead you in. ”

The man suddenly laughed: "If I don't have any, and I still want to go in, what can you do?"

Changlong narrowed his eyes and said, "Then you're here to find trouble?"

As if hearing the funniest joke in the world, the man lifted his glasses, raised his head proudly, and said, "What if I come to find trouble? You are a ...... guarding the gate."

Boom!

A huge block of ice smashed into the man's body like a meteor, smashing the man directly into the concrete floor.

The next moment, a long tongue shot out, rolled the man up, and rolled it into the mouth of the toad on the rockery facing the gate, and it didn't take long to ......

Bah!

A white guy was spit across the road......

Changlong shook his head and said, "Are these guys sick?

When Jiang Li came back from shopping, he was stunned to find that there were a bunch of bare-ass men piled up across the road at the entrance of the community......

Jiang Li smiled bitterly and muttered: "This can't work, it's been a long time, and I can't explain why I can't explain it." ”

So after Jiang Li thought about it, he took a photo and posted it on the same city network: "In the Nanlu community, there are a bunch of handsome guys without clothes, there are refreshing young boys, and there are handsome uncles with unshaven beards, no one has claimed them for the time being, do you like this kind of young lady? Come and claim it quickly." ”

After Jiang Li finished sending the message, he squatted on the edge of the road, smoking a cigarette and watching the excitement.

Ten minutes later, a roaring motor sound resounded throughout the whole reception, and then a supercar, coupe, and off-road vehicles came with joy, the first to arrive was the supercar, but the sports car was basically the level of the aunt who still had the charm, of course, although the temperament was still there, but the weight was overweight.

These people also pick and choose.

But when Wuling Hongguang and Jiefang Daka came behind, these people were no longer calm, and scolded: "Is this here to pick the overnight man or to pull the goods!"

Especially when a bald man got off the liberation truck and ran towards the pile of people with his eyes shining, these women collectively cursed: "Brute!"

Then they were no longer picky, and they picked up the unlucky ones who were knocked out on the ground and ran to the car, kicked the accelerator, and disappeared from everyone's sight.

Half an hour later, Jiang Li looked at a group of girls who were running in other cars but ran away, and left with a scolding curse.

Then he casually threw the cigarette aside and prepared to go home.

As a result, when he turned his head, a woman with about the same length, width and height, black shadow, and thick lips didn't know when she stood on the edge of Jiang Li.

Jiang Li grinned and said, "That...... What's the matter?"

The woman smiled: "It's late, I didn't pick up the bare-bottomed one, and you're not bad in clothes." Little brother, come with me, and you won't have to worry about food and clothing in the future......."

Saying this, the woman stretched out her hand and grabbed Jiang Li, Jiang Li was so frightened that he jumped back more than ten meters away, and said, "Sister, you misunderstood." ”

"Oops...... It's a coincidence, I've practiced too!" the woman's thigh-thick arm shook, and with a bang, the ground cracked, obviously this is not an ordinary person.

Jiang Li sighed helplessly and said, "Not an ordinary person?"

The woman said, "Yes, so we are so compatible." Come on, don't be shy!"

The woman pounced as she spoke......

Boom!

Jiang Li hit an uppercut!

There's one more meteor in the sky.

Jiang Li shook his wrist and muttered, "Grandma's, it's a disaster for the pond fish." ”

"Hey...... Actually, I think the one just now suits you quite well. Anyway, you are an emotional fool and destined to be single for the rest of your life. If someone takes the initiative, you'll forget it. Black Lotus came over at this time and said in a sly manner.

Jiang Li squinted his eyes and said, "You did it on purpose, right?"

Black Lotus said confidently: "I'm also good for you!"

Jiang Li said: "Okay, don't move, take a picture of you." ”

"What are you doing? Black Lotus subconsciously posed POSS.

Jiang Li said: "Take off your hat, I can't see your face anymore." ”

Black Lotus put a hood, revealing a face with a goatee and a bit of fairy bones.

Jiang Li took a closer look, and he had to admit that although Heilian's face was a little older, he was very old...... Definitely the type of handsome old man.

Seeing this, Jiang Li smiled even more happily, and after taking two photos, he opened the dating forum in the same city, and then sent the photo of Heilian with a sentence: "The old man is looking for a wife, the age of 90 or more is preferred, and there is no limit to others." ”

Hei Lian leaned over to take a look, and her face suddenly darkened.

Jiang Li said confidently: "Anyway, you are a fool emotionally, and you are destined to be single for the rest of your life." If someone takes the initiative, you're left to it. ”

Listening to Jiang Li return his words as they were, Black Lotus: "MMP!"

When he returned home, Jiang Li sat down and listened to the constant sound of tinkling and dingding.

Turning his head to look, he saw that all kinds of numbers were floating around, Jiang Li grinned and smiled happily: "Wake up so soon...... I don't know if they're having fun. ”

Jiang Li turned on his phone, and he found that there were many messages and private messages under the short video.

Click on the private message and see that it is basically ......

"Cao Nima!

"Why am I in a rich woman's bed?"

"If you have a conscience, come to the proctology department of the hospital to see me...... Nima's, I just want to see a lot of fun......"

"Are you still a person?"

......

clicked on the message under the short video again, and sure enough, the message was refreshed, from schadenfreude to all angry scolding.

"Don't be fooled, this grandson pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, the doorman in their community is a super master, I guess it's at least extraordinary!"

"Bullshit is extraordinary, I am extraordinary, I was beaten like a dog by him! Don't be fooled, it's definitely repressive!"

"Cao Nima, don't lead the team indiscriminately, I'm a suppression-level, I don't know anything if I take a picture, wake up...... Ahem......"

"Don't be fooled, their doorman is a master of the natural disaster level. Also, this guy has a big demon toad with a red disaster level in the community, this toad thief chicken bastard, likes to take off people's clothes, if I didn't run fast when I saw the opportunity, I would definitely be like them, stripped naked and thrown on the road. ”

"Upstairs, can you change your avatar when you say this? I saw it when your bare ass was thrown out. Don't deny it, I'm right below you, I can see your face too clearly. If you hadn't knocked me out again, I'd ...... right now MMP！”

......

Jiang Li immediately smiled when he looked at these comments, but he was also a little worried, and muttered: "These people won't be cowardly, right? ”

So Jiang Li quit the account, changed his account to log in to the short video, and left a message under his video: "The landlord is scared, right? This is a group of people to scare people, right? I don't believe it, a dignified catastrophic master will go to a dilapidated community on the outskirts of the city to see the gate?

That's all I say, I don't believe it anyway. ”

After Jiang Li finished speaking, he took Changsun Bao's mobile phone again, and left a message: "I think what I said upstairs makes sense, it's impossible for a person to believe their nonsense." Where is the natural calamity-level master, who is not the overlord of one side of the princes, to be the gatekeeper of the community? It is impossible to think about it. ”

Then Jiang Li went downstairs, took Changlong's mobile phone, and continued to leave a message: "I also think these people are childcare...... Is there a big guy going to find out?"

Then Jiang Li came to the toad, kicked the toad, and asked, "Next time someone comes, keep the phone for me, don't eat it all." ”

When the toad heard this, he opened his mouth, spit out a bunch of mobile phones with a wow, and then touched his belly and said, "I was full this morning, and what I ate later was all in my mouth, but I didn't swallow it." Why don't you see if you can still use it?"

Jiang Li looked at those wet and sticky mobile phones with a disgusted face, and said, "Hey, stones, get some water, wash them." ”

The Stone Demon immediately spewed out a jet of water, rinsing the phones clean.

Uncle Demon contributed some leaves, wiped these mobile phones clean, and handed them to Jiang Li.

Jiang Li tried, a total of twenty mobile phones, and they all worked!

Jiang Li was immediately happy: "If you don't lose money, you dare to make trouble, and those who have the ability are rich! ”

Then Jiang Li opened the mobile phones one by one, but unfortunately, they were all locked, and he couldn't use them.

However, Jiang Li called Cheng Shu directly.

"What? Crack the phone password? Wait a minute...... Gengyue, can you do it?" Cheng Shu asked back.

After a while, Cheng Shu said: "No problem, this Gengyue remote can help you get it." Do you have a computer? Put the phone you want to hack, use the data cable face, and she will help you get it. ”

When Jiang Li heard this, he was immediately overjoyed and said, "Next time, I will continue to eat delicious food when I call that girl! ”

"Poof!"

Jiang Li didn't know if Cheng Shu sprayed it or Geng Yue sprayed, anyway, he didn't care, he went home, and plugged his mobile phones into the computer one by one.

Sure enough, one by one, the phones were quickly unlocked.