The old man looked at the big table of dishes, there was not a single bit of oil, and he really had no interest in carrying chopsticks.

"I said, are you too insincere to invite me to dinner at this time?" said the old man with a bitter face and an unhappy face.

"Where is this insincere?" Zhang Fengfan picked up a piece of bamboo shoot and put it into the old man's bowl, "Look at this bamboo shoot, how tender it is!"

"Go, go, old man, I don't like vegetarian!" the old man unhappily pulled out the bamboo shoots in the bowl, "You don't want a weasel to give New Year's greetings to chickens, meat, I can't give it to you." ”

Zhang Fengfan turned away when he heard this, "Look at you, I can still think about your piece of meat." It's just that I'm curious, where did you get the money for these three catties of meat. ”

The old man glanced at Zhang Fengfan, "I said it, the old man and I don't go empty, this shot will definitely make a profit." ”

"Then last time, stealing a bun can make people like that?" Zhang Fengfan asked with a smile.

Hearing this, the old man's face turned red, "Last time it was purely an accident!"

"Huh?"

"I don't want this skill to be lost like this, so I want to pass it on to Xiao Liang. I asked him, Xiao Liang, do you want to eat that fragrant meat bun?"

"Eat... Eat the bag..."Xiao Liang nodded vigorously and hurriedly replied.

"Grandpa didn't ask you now!" The old man glared at Xiao Liang, who interjected, and continued: "He also answered the same way at the time, I was thinking about letting him exercise, you should also know that this housekeeping skill still has to start from the doll, right?"

"So your old man just let him steal other people's meat buns with such a small child!?" Yin Qi asked in surprise.

The old man waved his hand again and again, "Xiao Liang is not small, count on his fingers, he will be six years old in a few days! Yes, I wanted him to steal the buns, but I didn't let him steal the entire drawer of others, this is not it, let people catch it." ”

"Poofhahahaha!" Zhang Fengfan slapped the table and laughed wildly, "Steal buns, steal a whole drawer hahahahahaha!"

Yin Qi was also snickering on the side. This is the first time I have heard of such theft.

The old man was smiled at by Zhang Fengfan, and his face blushed even more. He never thought that after so many years of crisscrossing the rivers and lakes, the apprentices he taught would be at such a level. That can't be called stealing at all, it's more appropriate to call it robbery.

Immediately slapped the table, the old man stood up, "I can't eat, I can't eat, I want to leave, old man!"

"Don't don't, don't don't, if you don't eat this big table of dishes, isn't it a waste?" Zhang Fengfan pulled the old man down and put away his smile, "What about the meat in your hand, I have made up my mind." ”

Hearing this, the old man shook his head into a rattle, "Impossible, these three catties of meat, I have spent my hard-earned money, old man! Three catties of meat, but it can let me stand in the front row and see the beauty of the demon venerable! So, don't think about it." ”

Hey, this old man is not only lazy and misbehaving, but also so!

"No, I want you a catty, and my virtuous nephew and I are half a catty, isn't that too much?" Zhang Fengfan begged.

"Excessive!" the old man nodded vigorously.

It seems that this old man still doesn't remember his gratitude, and he is afraid that he would have been thrown out of the clouds long ago for the last time he was relieved!

"No, if I beg you, I will ask you for a pound of meat, just a pound!" Zhang Fengfan waved his hands and said.

But the old man held his head high, his eyes drooped, and he refused to say anything. Don't say it's a pound, don't want a tael!

Zhang Fengfan felt that his patience had reached the limit, and he was about to slap the table and get up, but was pressed down by Yin Qi.

Yin Qi stood up and arched his hand: "Old man, let's not go around the corner, you make a condition, as long as it is not too much, as long as the two of us can do it, we will exchange your pound of meat, how about it?"

Hearing this, the old man opened one eye and glanced at Yin Qi, and immediately laughed, "Isn't this right, you see, this is still your junior, you, as an elder, will not set an example at all!" Let's talk about it after eating. ”

After speaking, the old man picked up his chopsticks and feasted on them.

Zhang Fengfan looked at him like this, which can be regarded as gaining knowledge. In this world, there are still such shameless people! I want him a pound of meat, and I especially want to barter with him, looking at this appearance, it seems that I still want the lion to open his mouth!

It's really a good thing to meet this old man! After a good meal, Zhang Fengfan was stunned and lost his appetite!

Seeing the old man eating happily, Zhang Fengfan poured tea into his stomach cup by cup, and was stunned to drink water.

After a while, the old man put down the chopsticks with satisfaction, touched the swollen belly, and hiccuped again, and then the old man said: "Eh, I really didn't expect that I would enjoy eating a vegetarian meal like this occasionally!"

Zhang Fengfan now even has the heart to strangle him, but he still endures the anger in his heart, and hooks the corners of his mouth, "Old man, can you put forward conditions now? ”

Hearing this, the old man's eyes immediately widened, "What conditions? What pound of meat?"

Hey, this old man, I've eaten a lot of wine and food, and now I'm pretending to be stupid!?

Zhang Fengfan slapped the table, startling the diners around him, "You old man! I just said that there are conditions for us to take a pound of meat from you!

"Did I say that? Are you kidding, meat is more expensive than gold now, and I am not old and stupid, old man, how can I say such a thing?" said the old man with his hands spread out and said with an innocent expression.

Gentle as Yin Qi, now he also feels a little tricked, rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "The old gentleman is not kind, the junior just said that the conditions are up to you, as long as we can do it, it will not be a problem." ”

The old man smacked his lips, embarrassed: "This thing is not easy to do." Why don't you tell me why you're going to the festival?"

"What does this have to do with you? You open the conditions, we will finish taking the meat and leaving, and we have nothing to do with each other, okay?" Zhang Fengfan didn't have a good air.

"Okay, you don't want to say it, it's just not to talk about it. As he spoke, the old man pulled Xiao Liang and was about to get up.

Yin Qi hurriedly stood up and grabbed the old man, "It's not rare to come back to the demon world, this kind of grand ceremony must be seen soon." If you miss this, won't you regret it for the rest of your life?"

Hearing this, the old man turned over again, and said earnestly: "Look, just like you, how about being an uncle in the world?

If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have strangled you right now!

"Yes, yes, Uncle Shi is a little impatient, don't mind. Yin Qi said with a smile.

The old man sat down, carefully looked at Yin Qi a few times, and then at Zhang Fengfan a few times, and sighed, "You don't have anything of value on you." There's nothing I can look at old man, otherwise, how about giving me this pink tripod on your body?"

The old man looked at Zhang Fengfan and raised his eyebrows.

Pink Ding??

Isn't that Granny Liuli? This old thing, the eyes are really poisonous, and Granny Liuli is the highest-grade magic weapon on her body. However, how did he know that he had such a treasure in him, could it be that he had clairvoyant eyes?

But before Zhang Fengfan could think about it, an old voice came out: "He is willing to give it, but the old body is afraid that you will not dare to take it!"