YTO has become a hero in the eyes of everyone.

The shopkeeper escaped the catastrophe, with "joy" written on his face, and personally cooked to prepare vegetarian dishes, and wanted to treat Yuantong well.

At this time, the young man who looked like a scholar came over, solemnly bowed, and said, "Xiaosheng Lu You, thank the master for saving his life." ”

Before Yuantong could speak, Li Xiaoqian jumped out and shouted: "Damn! You are Lu You! Great poet Lu You!"

Lu You's cheeks flushed, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Brother Tai has won the award, and the student is ashamed!"

Li Xiaoqian was so excited that he couldn't help himself, he held Lu You's hand tightly with his two hands, kept shaking it up and down, and said, "I saw the living, I am fortunate to have three lives, and I am fortunate to have three lives!"

Lu You had an inexplicable expression on his face, looked at Li Xiaoqian's excited appearance, pulled out his hand vigorously, clenched his fists slightly, and said, "Brother Tai is polite." ”

Li Xiaoqian still couldn't hide his excited expression, staring at Lu You with his two eyes, and laughing. Lu You was looked at by him like this, obviously uncomfortable, and he didn't know what to do. At this time, the scholar walked out from behind Lu You, saluted Yuantong, and said, "Thank you Master for saving me." ”

The voice is soft, and it is clear that she is a woman.

Everyone was stunned. Lu You smiled awkwardly and said, "This is my cousin Tang Wan, go home with me to save relatives, the world is not very peaceful today, she has a lot of inconvenience in dressing up as a woman, so she has to dress up as a man, please don't be surprised." ”

Tang Wan's cheeks flushed, and she hid behind Lu You and didn't come out again.

Li Xiaoqian glanced at Tang Wan and muttered in a low voice: "Damn, what kind of relatives, it is clear that he came out to open a house." ”

Yuantong said: "Amitabha, the poor monk is going back to the room for evening classes. After saying that, he turned around and walked upstairs alone, and just after taking two steps, he suddenly stopped, and did not turn around, and said, "The meal is ready, remember to call me." Then he went upstairs again.

I remembered that I had just exchanged two steamed buns for my life in Yuantong, and I was angry in my heart, but at this time, Yuantong had become everyone's life-saving benefactor, if I scolded him at this time, I was afraid that everyone in this room would have to fight with me, so I had to endure it. silently scolded him a thousand times, ten thousand times in his heart.

The owner of the inn prepared a table of hearty vegetarian dishes. The people who survived the catastrophe were still immersed in the joy of immortality, and we sat around the round table regardless of dignity or inferiority.

During the banquet, Li Xiaoqian kept chasing Lu You and asking questions, as if he was very interested in him.

"Is there a new work recently?"

"I wrote a poem, you point to me?"

"Would you like to sign my name?"

Etcetera. The question made Lu You uncomfortable.

When I used to be a bandit in Yandang Mountain, I heard from my second brother that there was a pair of brothers on the mountain who had a habit of dragon and yang.

I asked, "What is the Habit of Longyang?"

The second brother said: "It's just that men like men." ”

I said, "I like my second brother too." ”

The second brother said, "That's different. ”

I asked, "What's the difference?"

The second brother said: "They stripped naked and were in a bed....... That's it. He gestured with his hand, one hand clenched weakly, and with the other hand he clenched his fist and cocked a finger into the hole of the clenched fist.

At that time, I didn't know Zhao Xiao'e, so I didn't understand it. Later, I met Zhao Xiao'e, and naturally I also understood what Longyang's fetish was, and every time I imagined those pictures, I felt sick for a while.

When I saw Li Xiaoqian's appearance, it was obvious that he had bad intentions towards Lu You, so I reminded Lu You in a whisper, saying, "Li Xiaoqian has a habit of dragon yang." ”

Lu You was stunned, squinted at Li Xiaoqian, and saw Li Xiaoqian holding his chin with one hand, his eyes blurred, staring straight at himself. Lu You's face was suddenly full of disgust, and he moved a few inches to the side.

I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and glanced at Tang Wan, only to see her eyes staring at Li Xiaoqian viciously, full of jealousy.

It turns out that they understand everything.

After the Song-Jin peace talks, the war-torn era had passed, and the people had made up their minds. However, although the flames of war were extinguished, there was an undercurrent in the court. The various factions are secretly competing with each other. This kind of contest has gradually spread to the people, especially the current students, who are full of enthusiasm and ambition, and all dynasties are the first to be affected by political forces.

This is the case with land tours.

Between dinners, he talked about the shame of Jingkang, the ambition of his family and country, and the recovery of rivers and mountains. What to say, Lin'an means temporary comfort, it is to survive, not a man's doing.

Li Xiaoqian echoed on the side. The shopkeeper was full of uneasiness, hurriedly closed the doors and windows, and whispered: "Now the street is tightly investigated, and it is a capital crime to discuss the government in vain." ”

Lu You was even more angry, and said: "The court is not doing it right, and the people are not allowed to talk about it, how can there be such a truth in the world." ”

Tang Wan looked very flustered, she glanced at everyone's expressions, and said, "Cousin, it's better to be careful when you go out, don't be guilty of your words." ”

Lu You slapped the table, stood up, and said, "What are you afraid of? The big husband is for the country and the people, what is the crime? That is, there is a faint king in power, and the minister is in power, and we who are studying can have their heads broken and blood can be shed, but justice cannot be abolished." ”

"Good!" I shouted. Although, I don't know what's good, but when I hear his high-pitched tone, people's blood boils, and I don't applaud, I always feel that it can't set off the atmosphere at that time.

Lu You's eyes lit up, obviously admired me, hugged his fist at me, and asked, "This brother is so righteous, dare to ask the surname Gao?"

I was in a state of agitation, and I also stood up and returned the salute with my fists, just about to open my mouth and report to my home. Suddenly, I saw Tang Wan's eyes full of tenderness, and Jiang Mei'er smiled, Li Xiaoqian smiled treacherously, Monk Yuantong's lips opened slightly, and several other people sprayed more and more, I couldn't help but have hot cheeks, and when the name came to my mouth, I couldn't say anything.

Li Xiaoqian peeled an egg, put it on the table, slapped it with his hand, and with a "pop", the egg was flattened into a cake, he smiled, pointed to the egg that was flattened by him, and said: "His name is Ji Danbing!" The "Ji" of King Wu of Zhou, the "Dan" of good fortune and fortune, and the "C" of A, B, C and D. ”

Lu You and Tang Wan were both stunned, and then burst out laughing. Both of them may have felt that it was rude to laugh at my name in this way, and they both tried to restrain themselves.

Tang Wan couldn't restrain herself, so she simply covered half of her face with her sleeves, and twitched all over.

Lu You tried very hard to restrain himself, the muscles in his cheeks kept shaking, and said, "This ...... Hey...... Brother Tai ....... Hey....... Name...... Hey...... Seriously...... Hey...... Interesting...... Hey...... Next...... Hey...... Faux pas...... Hahaha...... "In the end, I couldn't hold back it anymore, so I just laughed out loud.

Everyone burst into laughter.

I was furious, but everyone was laughing, and I couldn't land my fists, thinking to myself, it was Li Xiaoqian who got the head. Swinging his fist towards Li Xiaoqian's head.

"Dang" sound.

I only felt that the tentacles were extremely hard, and a pair of fists felt as if they had been hammered against a stone wall. I saw Li Xiaoqian take out a wooden board to block his face at some point, and I punched the wooden board, and a pain came from the fist, and the pain made me suddenly bare my teeth.

Everyone laughed even more, and the Shaoxing inn was full of joy, but I was the only one who angrily threw the plate and left the table.