"Ah Tang is good, eat this elixir, and become a big businessman in the next life!"

There is an example of Chang'e's successful ascension to heaven, and Zhang Ya feels that he doesn't need to go to Huoyun Cave to consult Shennong about the efficacy of the elixir.

He directly started the coercion and temptation of Cheng Tang.

Cheng Yu's spirit is theoretically already a ghost.

But this ghost was frightened by Zhang Ya's words at the moment, and his face turned pale, and he looked even more terrible than a hanged ghost.

He looked at the quail egg-sized elixir in Zhang Ya's hand, as if he was looking at the most terrifying thing in the world, and tried to distance himself from it.

Cheng Tang trembled and said: "Xiao Wang don't become an immortal, Xiao Wang doesn't want to become an immortal!

Zhang Ya showed a smile full of kindness: "If you can't become an immortal, then you can be a man early, hurry, eat him!"

In the end, Zhang Ya's tone was already a little stern.

Cheng Tang hurriedly cried: "It's really not good, Zhang Ya is an immortal, Xiao Wang actually thinks it's good now, using Coke as a pool is not immortal, it can be said that Xiao Wang doesn't want to be a person now, nor does he want to be an immortal!"

Zhang Ya frowned and said, "Huh, no human or immortal, do you want to be a ghost?"

"It's good to be a ghost, it's good to be a ghost!"

Cheng Tang hurriedly waved his hand, beckoned a spring of Coke from the gourd, and said, "Look, this Coke nourishes Xiao Wang's soul, as long as you don't leave Coke, Xiao Wang has no danger of being wiped out." ”

Watching Cheng Tang swim in the ocean of coke, it seemed that he was really enjoying it, and Zhang Ya felt that this scene seemed to be heard of somewhere.

"Wait, I'll find something. ”

Zhang Ya threw the elixir to Lao Niu, who hurriedly put it away as if he had taken a bomb.

After rummaging in the treasure pocket in front of his stomach for a long time, Zhang Ya finally found a stone that had accumulated dust.

"Ah Tang, this is a secret book of exercises compiled by this immortal who has painstakingly studied for tens of thousands of years and consumed countless hairs, called "Breast Nerve" crossed out, called "Coke Nerve", are you willing to learn?"

When Zhang Duck said this sentence to Chengtang without changing his color, suddenly the sky and the earth changed color, and the thick lightning of the bucket was entrenched in the sky, rumbling and roaring, flashing the night into day.

"Engong, what are you doing in a daze, it's about to rain!"

Lao Niu wanted to carry Zhang Ya and run away, but he was stunned when he saw Zhang Ya and remembered the past.

"Milk Nerve" was exchanged by Zhang Ya from the Styx Ancestor with a fake Nine Heavens Breath Soil, and it seemed that he casually said that he would never pass it on, otherwise he would be punished by God or something.

He narrowed his eyes and craned his neck to look at the lightning.

What's the matter, do you still dare to chop or what?

was glared at by Zhang Ya's big eyes, and those lightning bolts suddenly fell.

Like defeated dogs, they retracted their heads, and the arc was thinner than a matchstick.

After a while, the clouds cleared, and the bright moonlight shone back on the ground, as if nothing had happened.

The old cow scratched his head with his hooves and muttered incomprehensibly: "Recently, this day is really strange, not only is the day and night alternating fast, but even the rain and rain can't be understood." ”

Zhang Ya didn't care about the verbose old cow and threw the jade to Chengtang.

He took the jade, and after a simple search of his soul, he found that this exercise was vast and vast, and it was definitely not a third-rate exercise for cats and dogs.

"Shang Xian, Xiao Wang doesn't dare to accept such an important exercise, Xiao Wang is willing to worship Shang Immortal as a teacher!"

As he spoke, Cheng Tang's spirit knelt down.

Apprenticeship is actually an idea that Cheng Tang has had for a long time, and now that he has this opportunity, where is he willing to give up.

This made Zhang Ya distressed.

His relationship with Cheng Tang is a bit complicated.

In terms of blood, starting from the generation of Jin Wu Xuanniao, he should be Cheng Tang's eldest cousin;

From the perspective of legal relations, Cheng Tang was the Son of Heaven, so he should be his respectable old father, at least an adoptive father or something;

From the perspective of acquired relationship, Cheng Tang is the emperor and Zhang Longming is his subordinate, so he should be his worker.

Therefore, Zhang Ya felt that his relationship with Chengtang was very messy and unclear.

In addition, no matter how you look at it, Cheng Tang does not meet his own standards for accepting apprentices, unless he ......

Zhang Ya nodded thoughtfully at him: "Ah Tang, when can you practice to the point where Coke does not dry up, becomes soup and does not die, becomes soup and is happy, Coke becomes soup, and becomes a real Coke human, and you are qualified to apprentice from me." ”

"Do you want to reach this level? Xiao Wang knows!"

Cheng Tang saluted Zhang Ya and returned to the gourd.

"Hey, Ah Niu, Ah Leopard, you see, this Ah Tang is the emperor of the world, it is still so difficult to worship my Dangshan lineage, you need to go through many tests, you two can become my only two disciples, you should be quite honored, and cherish this opportunity!"

Hearing the master say this, Shen Gongbao looked solemn and made a deep sigh: "The teacher is very gracious, and the apprentice will never forget!"

However, Lao Niu's face became strange, and he said weakly: "This...... Eun Gong, have you forgotten anyone......"

"Forget, you are all the flesh of the teacher's heart, the treasure in the palm, how can the teacher forget you?"

"But...... Indeed, there are people who have simply become your disciples...... Have you forgotten Becky?"

"Becky?"

"Vegeta!"

"Oh yes, Xiao Bei, how can the teacher forget Xiao Bei, although Xiao Bei's qualifications are the worst among you, but the master has always regarded him as a nephew and treats him equally.

Fang Cai deliberately said this for the teacher, just to test whether you, the senior brother, discriminated against others and despised others because of the junior brother's poor qualifications and low skills.

The results of the test are very good, and you have indeed lived up to the expectations of a teacher and played the duty that a senior brother should have.

In the future, you will continue to take care of these unsuccessful juniors and disciples, so that they can be proud of our Dangshan lineage, you know?"

The old cow's eyes were moist, and Mr. Zhang Ya was really a person with the most affection and sex.

Xiaobei is just an ordinary monkey, but the teacher has taken out countless resources to cultivate him, and specially made himself unable to discriminate against him.

In such a humane teacher, whether it is himself or Xiaobei and A Leopard, they are so happy!

Zhang Ya frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "You splash cow, you know how to eat and eat all day long, the grass here has been eaten bald, but you can't squeeze a drop of milk, you can only squeeze tears, what a good mallet, don't hurry up for the teacher!"

The old cow grinned happily, bent his legs, and let Zhang Ya ride up.

Then, one person, one cow and one leopard flew towards Da Dang Mountain.

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Thirty-three days.

As the desolate world becomes more and more prosperous, the forces of all parties are intertwined like a big net, and many things no longer need to be done by the immortals of the upper level.

Especially Hongjun, he hasn't shown up for a long time.

As an observer and monitor, Hongjun knew that he was the last line of defense to maintain the stability of this world, so he was cautious in all his decisions, for fear of disappointing the high hopes of the true god.

On this day, the cat fairy, as usual, made himself a cup of green tea and then sunbathed with his eyes squinted.

He was alone in Zixiao Palace, and he was too boring.

Every day, if you have nothing to do, you either go to the Volute Palace.

Volute Palace is a lively place, but you can't always bother others.

Why don't you go to the world and introduce some rats?

Pretend to let them gnaw on the pillars of Zixiao Palace, and then catch them secretly?

Thinking about such a question, the cat fairy fell asleep.

In his dream, he saw a lot of lovely teachers, crawling all over Zixiao Palace.

Swim in a sea of rats, full of slender tails and black bristles, squeaking and scurrying.

What a warm and beautiful picture!

Suddenly, a mouse jumped on his face and rubbed his furry head against him, as if to express something.

"This immortal allows you to braise it!"

The cat fairy screamed with drool, and then lost its center of gravity and fell off the recliner.

Falling to the ground, he realized that there was a man standing beside him.

A monkey to be exact.

"Who are you, and how did you get here?"

The cat fairy flicked itself up with his tail and looked at the comer.

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