Chapter 2 The tragedy caused by a bubble of urine
Three years have passed in the blink of an eye, and the two masters have passed on all their skills to me.
(Don't think I'm perfunctory, just three big men, do you still want to have intrigue between sects, brothers and sisters sadomasochism?)
Nothing else, I just practiced honestly with my masters at the bottom of the cliff for three years. Master Wang Tianhua is a major in offense, and Master Huijue is a major in defense, coupled with our light skills, I seem to have become an all-round martial arts master.
To be honest, the past three years have really exhausted me, thanks to our light work since elementary school, and our body is more flexible, otherwise I really can't practice in three years.
In addition to teaching me kung fu, the two masters also often taught me the principles of being a human being, so that I could be like my father, who acted chivalrous and righteous, robbed the rich and helped the poor. Sometimes I wonder if the person they are talking about is my dad - I have the impression that my dad is a man who eats and feeds me every day, except for stealing things to support me, drinking, gambling, and visiting the kiln. The only time I've ever seen him serious was when he left me. That day, he said to me with a serious face: "My son, you have grown up, you can't always rely on me, we have always been alone in this industry, I have to go, and the rest of the road needs you to break alone." Don't worry, I'll come to you when the time comes. I'm gone, don't read it. "And then my dad disappeared from this little place.
disappeared with him, as well as the rouge of Tianxianglou, the flower widow of the widow's village, the mother-in-law of the old Wang family next door, the daughter of the Zhang butcher's family, and the young grandmother of the landlord's family......
So, I really can't understand how they can praise my father so much, as if he were a saint.
In short, three years have passed, and I have learned the skills of the two masters, although it is not yet complete, but it is only a matter of time. So, it's time for us to say goodbye.
Master Huijue was still as calm as ever, he said very little, even if he was separated, he only said goodbye. However, it was Master Wang Tianhua, who put on a reluctant look, and cried and said: "If you say goodbye today, I don't know when I will see you again, if you are free, come back to see us two bad old men, I am really lonely here......! Why couldn't I think of escaping with him? If I had brought a girl with me, maybe I would have had children, and I wouldn't have ...... like this."
Master Huijue just smiled slightly. I know that although Master Wang Tianhua said so, his friendship with Master Huijue is indelible, even if he has a lover, it would be good to bring at most two of them when he is away from the world. I also heard the sadness hidden under his joke, although Master Wang Tianhua is usually very arrogant, but the more such a person, the more he takes his feelings very seriously. In the past three years, they have taken care of me and taught me, especially Master Huijue, just like my father. But there is no feast in the world that will not be dispersed, I am still young, I have not seen through the indifference of the world, and I don't want to be natural or escape with them, even if I don't leave now, I will leave them one day.
I left, how I got here, how I walked, I was able to climb the cliff easily.
In the time of half a pillar of incense, I could already see the top of the cliff where I had fallen, and I was only three or four fathoms away from the top of the cliff, when suddenly several thin streams of water fell from me, and one of them fell to my face impartially.
This water ...... It has a name that everyone knows, it is called urine......
I've been urinated on my face!
I quickly picked up my speed, climbed up in a few clicks, and yelled at a few people who were peeing on the edge of the cliff: "Do you have a sense of public morality? Didn't your adults teach you not to defecate in the open?"
In front of him were several rather sturdy men, all drunk, all with knives pinned to their waists, and one of them wearing an eye patch.
A few of them were also startled when they saw me climb up from the cliff, and when they reacted, they started laughing, and one of them said, "Hey, climb up from the bottom of the cliff, hahahaha...... And let us pee on my face, laughing at me, hahaha......"
I yelled at them again, "Damn, you guys, apologize to me!"
They seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world, and they all rolled back and forth, and the one with the blindfold said to me, "Apologize?" hahahaha...... Where did you come from! In this realm, there has never been a reason for an uncle to apologize to others, even if I pee on your face, you have to endure it for me! The brothers said, right?"
"Yes, bear with it, hahahaha......"
The man wearing the blindfold said again: "The master is in a good mood today, what about you, leave the valuable things on your body, hurry up, don't sweep the happiness of the master!"
It seems that reasoning doesn't work, I didn't talk nonsense with them, I walked a few steps forward, grabbed the crotch of the blindfold man, the blindfold man screamed, knelt down in pain, covered the crotch and screamed loudly.
When a few people next to me saw this, they slashed at me with knives. But I'm not the same person I was when I could only do light work, I turned a little sideways, dodged all the attacks of several people, and then grabbed the hand of one person, snatched the knife in his hand, and flipped his wrist, and slapped all the knives in the hands of the others, and injured their wrists. Several people covered their hands, and one covered their crotch, all kneeling on the ground and shouting, and I felt an indescribable sense of satisfaction in my heart.
The cries of several men attracted their accomplices, a bandit of a few hundred and ten men, the leader of whom was extremely strong and seemed to weigh three of me. The few people closest to him seem to be a few "masters" in the bandits' den, hey, I still know one of them, isn't this Zhang En, who has not been admitted to Xiucai several times? I said why did he suddenly disappear, and his feelings are that he came to the cottage to be a dog-headed military advisor!
The bandit leader began to shout at me in his loud voice, and he pointed his machete at me and asked, "Hey, boy, you have all wounded my men?"
I'm not afraid of them, as soon as they come, I can see that these people are empty shelves, and I can rely on people to bully the common people. With his chest straightened, the thumb pointed at himself: "It was Lao Tzu who did it, what's wrong?"
"Hey, you kid even dare to admit it? Say, for no reason, why did you beat my men like this?"
I wouldn't say anything about being peed on like this, but I naturally had a way of answering, "Then why do you want to rob other people's things for no reason?" completely forgetting that I had never done anything good in my life.
"You!" he was completely dumbfounded by my words, and laughed angrily: "Hahahaha! You really toast and don't eat and drink! Brothers, chop off his hand and drink and throw him down!"
At this time, Zhang En suddenly raised his hand to stop those minions, and muttered a few words to the bandit leader, and the bandit leader asked the person who peed just now a few words (it's over, my first name!), and suddenly laughed again, "I see, haha, boy, what about you, and my three masters are old friends, this matter is our fault first, I see that you are good, why don't you come to our cottage and be my fifth master, how about it?"
I "puffed" for a moment, "I haven't fallen into the company of you yet!" "Although we are also thieves, although I don't rob the rich and help the poor, I haven't stolen the real poor, and the key is that I can't steal anything." This group of people is different, the real evil is not done, they rob when they see people, and they go up when they see women, I really don't like them!
The bandit leader's face immediately fell, and he waved his hand: "Brothers, go on!"
At the sound of the order, the bandits rushed forward. The bandit leader laughed again: "What's the matter, boy, I'm afraid! As long as you kneel down and beg for mercy, and then drink a mouthful of my urine, I can still consider letting you go!"
Oh, what a big breath! Just these rabble, I really don't care about it. I kept punching and kicking out, and in a short time, a team of 100 people fell to the ground around the cliff.
The bandit leader and a few leaders did not get on, and when they saw that the situation was not right, they hurriedly turned around and ran. How could I let them go? Fly over, directly slap Zhang En and a few bosses on the ground, and then grab the back collar of the bandit leader, hey, our current strength, just run hard with his physique, and he can't break free at all! After running for a while, the bandit leader also found that he was in a catastrophe, and quickly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "Grandpa, the villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, you don't remember the villain, spare me!"
Hey, look at this man, he doesn't fight well, but he is familiar with begging for mercy.
Without saying a word, I pressed his head to the ground and sat on it, but he didn't dare to struggle, so he let me sit still.
I looked around, and the bandits I had beaten down were already kneeling on the ground, and everywhere I looked, there was a panic.
Zhang Enxian spoke boldly: "Master Qian, for the sake of our old acquaintances, spare me, you forgot, I invited you to dinner before!"
I amused him, "Spare you, okay, what about you, take a few people, go to your village, bring a few bowls, don't run away secretly, otherwise, I want you to look good!" What's more, he interceded for me just now.
"Yes, yes, I'll do it!" he quickly called a few people and left.
After a while, Zhang En came back with the few people, each holding five or six bowls in his hand. I told them to send the bowl down and say to the man who had the bowl in his hand, "You guys, pee!"
Several people looked at each other, I glared at them, they were so frightened that they hurriedly took off their pants and began to pee into the bowl, one of them couldn't pee out, I kicked him in the ass, this kick, he peed directly into the crotch.
When they had finished peeing, I said to the bandit leader and the few people who had just started peeing on the edge of the cliff, "Drink it!"
Forced by my obscenity, a few people picked up the bowl and took a sip, but there were also people who couldn't pull off their faces, such as bandit leaders. However, after I took the knife and pretended to cut off his head, he obediently drank the urine.