Chapter 20: Why am I so unlucky?
After listening to Tie Niu's words, Gu Wuzhi was completely stupid: "It's over, I beat the father of Renyi Hou! If I can't forgive myself from the Great Ape King, I won't have a good life in the future." ”
Thinking of this, Gu Wuzhi got up in a panic and walked a few steps back to the front of the Great Ape King: "Brother Ape King, in the past, the little brother didn't know Taishan and offended you, don't keep it in mind, the little brother is here to compensate you." ”
The bold Great Ape King didn't take the matter of Gu Wuqi hurting him in his heart, and at this moment, he felt a little embarrassed when he saw Gu Wuqi apologize to himself: "What General Turtle said, I have long forgotten about the trivial things." Besides, in the past, we were each our own master, and it was normal for the sword to hurt anyone without eyes on the battlefield, so General Turtle didn't have to mind. ”
Seeing that the Great Ape King was so generous, the heart that hung in the turtle was slightly relaxed, but he thought about it again, and after thinking about it, it would be better to find an opportunity to compensate the Great Ape King appropriately. But he is the elder of the Marquis of Benevolence and Righteousness, and there is no shortage of all kinds of genius treasures and top-level exercises. It's a tough thing to do!
"There you go. The thoughtful Gu Wuzhi suddenly thought of a good solution, and he spoke again to the Great Ape King and said: "Brother Ape King has a family, I have a younger sister who also has the cultivation of the True Immortal Period, if you don't dislike her, I am willing to marry her to Brother Yuan as a concubine." ”
The abacus in Gu Wuji's heart was crackling: if his sister married the Great Ape King, it would be regarded as climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix, and he and Wang Tiezhu were related, and a good life in the future would be just around the corner.
After hearing the words of the turtle Wuzhi, the Great Ape King was stunned on the spot: Why did you introduce yourself to your wife while talking, what does this turtle general mean?
Tie Niu was very interested in the matter of courting a wife for the Great Ape King: "Hey, I said, General Turtle, what does your sister look like? If she looks like you, it will be really miserable." ”
Iron Bull's words resonated with everyone, and the image of a short and fat woman with green hair on her head, turtle shell on her back, and a mouth showing a mouthful of small yellow teeth. Thinking of this, everyone shuddered and looked at the Great Ape King sympathetically.
Liu Yibiao shook his head hard, looking like he wanted to throw out the strange woman who had just appeared in his mind: "Senior turtle, don't make trouble, your sister should stay and marry someone else." Uncle Yuan of my family, even if he is a bachelor for a lifetime, will not marry a woman like you, this matter is strange and scary to think about. ”
After seeing everyone looking at him and showing an expression of "you are so funny", Kameno couldn't help but blush a little: "Where did the brothers think, the sister I said is my sister-in-law." She is the patriarch of our Koi clan in the East China Sea, and she is also the first beauty in my East China Sea. If you don't believe me, you can ask Brother Whale Yu. ”
Whale Yu looked at the embarrassed Gui Wuzhi and forced a smile: "The righteous sister mentioned by Brother Gui Xian is named Jinxiu'er, and she is indeed my first beauty in the East China Sea." Speaking of coming, it's a good match to come to Brother Ape King. ”
"Hey, if it's not the green-haired general's own sister, I'm relieved. That turtle general, don't feel sorry for yourself. Actually, you look much better than Uncle Leopard, but you don't have any patterns on your face. The Han Tie Niu didn't forget to comfort Gu Wuzhi in the end.
The leopard king, who was lying down again, couldn't help muttering in his heart: "Am I so unsightly? Back then, I was the most handsome guy in our leopard clan, and there were not a few female leopards who pursued me." It must be the iron bull who has a bad eye. "Thinking of these leopard kings, my heart calmed down a lot.
Wang Tiezhu also felt that it was a good idea to find a wife for the Great Ape King, at least he could take care of Uncle Yuan's diet and daily life for his brother. So he got up and said to Turtle Wuji: "If this matter can be done, my brothers and I will thank General Turtle." ”
"This is a great thing, Kame-senpai, where is your sister now, call her for us all to see. Liu Yibiao and Gava were also quite interested in the matter of the Great Ape King looking for a daughter-in-law, and they quietly passed on to each other: "You said that if Uncle Yuan marries a koi, the child born will be a monkey or a fish?"
The two of them pondered for a long time and couldn't figure out what would happen, so they had to ask Bai Ze, the smartest person here. Bai Ze also showed a difficult expression when he heard this: "According to my analysis, most of them can't give birth to anything......
As the big ape king of the parties, the old face of everyone said red: "Yuan has no idea of marrying a wife, Brother Turtle has good intentions, don't mention this matter in the future." ”
Without waiting for Turtle Wuzhi to speak, a man behind him who was wrapped in armor and even had a mask on his face walked up to the Great Ape King in a few steps: "What? Do you still think that Ben will not be worthy of you?"
The man said as he removed the helmet and mask he was wearing on his head. In an instant, everyone's eyes lit up: a heroic blonde beauty appeared in front of everyone.
Gu Wuzhi looked at the amazing expressions of everyone in the big tent and smiled with satisfaction: "Brother Ape King, this is my sister-in-law Jinxiu'er." Although he has only practiced for 20,000 years, he now has the cultivation of heavenly immortals, and this qualification is also a top existence among the human race. ”
Jinxiu'er gave a military salute to Wang Tiezhu: "My subordinates Jinxiu'er greeted the Marquis of Renyi and the generals. ”
In the face of this woman who may become the family of the Great Ape King in the future, no one present dared to support her in the slightest, and under the leadership of Wang Tiezhu, everyone gave Jinxiu'er a return salute: "General Xiu'er is polite." Wang Tiezhu also hurriedly instructed the guards to bring seats for Jinxiu'er.
Jin Xiu'er looked at Tie Niu and Liu Yibiao coldly: "This blue monk and this big man just said that I am an ugly girl, although General Ben doesn't care much about his appearance, but he can't tolerate criticism from others." I'm going to have to ask you both for advice later!"
After listening to Jinxiu'er's words, Tie Niu and Liu Yibiao both showed a bitter gourd face: "Biaozi, it seems that our brothers will have to be beaten again in a while." Why are you saying that I have been so unlucky recently, one will be dyed black and the other will be dyed blue, not to mention that I have offended my future aunt now. Hey, why am I so miserable? ”
"Third master, don't say it, I've been beaten up a lot in the past few days. I just had to be beaten by this splendid general after being beaten by Rhubarb, and I was worried about whether my physique could withstand it. Do you think it's too late for the two of us to run away now?" Liu Yibiao said as he pondered what reason to leave this dangerous place.
Hao Fangjian, the broken-mouthed immortal who had been trying to speak just now but was stopped by Lu Fei, was very grateful to Lu Fei: "Fortunately, Brother Lu didn't ask me to speak just now, I originally wanted to ask if General Gui Wuzhi's sister was called Gui Youqi, if this violent Jinxiuer Daoist heard it, I guess I would have to be beaten." ”