"Bang Bang Bang-"

"You can't fly yet?"

"Bang Bang Bang-"

"Are you still stealing my cattle?"

"Bang Bang Bang-"

"The hair on your head doesn't shine anymore? huh?"

After a long chase, Kuafu finally caught Zhang Ya, who had been singing and provocative, and his head was still flashing.

The angry Kuafu grabbed Zhang Ya's little thin leg and lifted him upside down.

Then came a jerk.

But after fighting, Kua's father felt that something was wrong.

How strong his hand is, Kuafu is still a bit B-numbered, so when he starts, he is actually still a little measured.

After three slaps, that Duck Daoist didn't even snort, shouldn't he have killed himself?

Kuafu was a little panicked.

Although influenced by his teachers and colleagues, Kuafu was not a very keen cultivator.

But that doesn't mean he can beat people to death with peace of mind.

He stretched out his hand to probe, and Zhang Ya had indeed become a dead duck, without a single snort.

"Little brother, I really didn't mean to, so let's do it, I'll bury you and my cow together, let you be a full ghost, and don't come to me for trouble in the future. ”

After saying that, Kua Fu picked up a peachwood cane and dug a big pit in the ground, and then buried Zhang Ya and the calf in it.

Then, he erected a tombstone, crookedly wrote the six big characters of "Tomb of Cattle Lovers", and drew a portrait of Zhang Ya on the tombstone.

Bowing to the tombstone, Kua's father ran away with a weak face.

While running, he muttered: "This little fairy's body bones are too unstrong, so I sent the cow to him to mend it if I knew it." ”

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After a while, the real Zhang Ya fell from the clouds, stood in front of the tombstone, and looked at his portrait with his chin propped up.

"I didn't expect this stupid big man to have such a talent, although he didn't draw one ten-thousandth of the beauty of this seat, but it can be said to be very similar...... At least it's more similar than the clay sculpture in the Zhang Ya Temple. ”

Recalling the scene of being chased just now, Zhang Yadao was still a little afraid.

Kuafu is much stronger than Usain Bolt, not only does he run fast with long legs, but he also has long-lasting endurance.

If it weren't for Zhang Yadao's use of some tricks, he would have been caught today.

Now that the merits of Kuafu's daily merit have been received, Zhang Yadao is ready to leave.

Although the completion of the task is only at the level of hard work, it is also a big windfall.

You must know that if you rely on helping believers to repay their wishes to obtain these merit points, Zhang Ya will have to let at least a hundred women conceive children, which is not an easy matter.

Since there is no such thing as post-earthization reincarnation, the current reincarnation is still distributed by the background of the system.

Zhang Zifan went to manually modify the program, which was very troublesome.

Zhang Zifan didn't think about making the back soil out and letting her take charge of reincarnation.

However, after combing through the system data, Zhang Zifan found that this matter was very difficult.

Of course, in a sense, it is simply not possible.

At that time, the solution he searched for was: "Dear, is it recommended that you commit suicide here?"

Well, Zhang Zifan, as Pangu, should indeed commit suicide if he wants to evolve into a Wu clan.

Anyway, now that the entire flood has become a pot of porridge, Zhang Zifan will not bother with this kind of thing.

Just when Zhang Yadao was thinking for a while and was about to leave, he was suddenly surprised to find that his grave had actually moved.

"It can't be, can it?"

Zhang Yadao was taken aback, "Is my shadow clone so strong?"

The three thousand six hundred volumes of "Milk Nerve" of the Styx Ancestor Zhang Yadao have not yet read it, and he is not as superb as the Milk God Son.

In fact, "Introduction to Mortal Cultivation" has a total of more than forty pages, and Zhang Ya spent three months not reading it.

His practice is generally a rhythm of "a cup of Coke, a pack of cigarettes, and a three-line scripture book for a day".

Parentheses: Except for fluoroscopy, invisibility, and immobilization.

Therefore, the shadow clone of Zhang Yadao is actually a natural skill.

Through the constant change of light on the head, it creates realistic visual errors, causing simple-minded enemies to hallucinate and regard wood as their own enemy.

This is Zhang Yaying's doppelganger.

"It's just a piece of wood, so it doesn't make sense to really move?"

In Zhang Ya's strange eyes, a cow's hoof slowly emerged from the grave.

Then there is the bull's head, and there are four other corbels.

"Eun Gong!"

The little calf staggered out of the grave, looked up, and saw Zhang Yadaoren, and immediately stepped forward and knelt down.

"Oh, all of them have wisdom?"

Zhang Yadaoren was stunned, then pulled out a handful of grass and stuffed it into the calf's mouth: "Don't thank me, I'm just a cow lover with a lot of feelings." ”

Saying that, Zhang Ya turned around to leave, and he had thousands of merits a minute, but he didn't have time to fight with this stupid cow.

However, the calf was very spiritual and bit Zhang Ya's robe, and at the same time whimpered: "Engong, I have nowhere to go, please let the calf follow and make a cow for you......

I think I'm a cow......

In a word...... The calf is willing to tie the grass ring to repay the great kindness of the father!"

"Loosen your mouth!"

Zhang Yadaoren knocked on the cow's head, "If you tie the grass ring, the chick is okay, the calf is still free, so let's do it, I'm also a Taoist, I don't even have a mount when I travel, it's really a bit of a fall, you just follow me as a means of transportation for your feelings." ”

Looking at the little calf's grateful, Zhang Ya sighed and said in his heart: It's a reserve grain anyway, and it won't be a loss to carry it.

However, now that the little calf was shaking, there was no way to ride it, so Zhang Ya found a rope from the treasure bag in front of his belly, tied it up, and then flew towards the Huoyun Cave.

Huoyun Cave was originally the former residence of Fuxi and Nu Snail, but at this time it became the place where the Holy King of the Human Race lived after his retirement.

Different from the original Three Sages of Huoyun Cave, Fuxi lives in the Volute Palace all the year round, so now the Huoyun Cave lives in Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, Shennong Yan Emperor, and one is the Great Shark King.

When Zhang Ya arrived, the three saints of the human race were naturally greeted by a good life.

Not to mention Zhang Ya's merits such as protecting the human race through floods, his identity as a female snail Niangniang and the junior disciple of the Fuxi Saint King is also respected by the three saints.

When Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor was in the world, he had countless concubines, but now he was alone, he stepped forward and asked, "Dare to ask Uncle Zhang Ya why he came here today?"

"Oh, you Teacher Fuxi said that the Huoyun Cave is being renovated, why didn't I see it?"

"Uh...... It's just been repaired, and I don't know if it's the teacher......"

"Hey, you good students don't understand the reason, so it's really unfilial to let the teacher be lonely outside. ”

Zhang Ya shook his head and counted down, and the three of them had to smile bitterly.

Can this Teacher Fuxi be called back?

Even if you use eight sedan chairs to invite, you can't invite them!

"My mount is sick, Shennong's nephew, heal him for me...... By the way, nephew, you have nothing to do with Huanong, right?"

Shennong led the calf over and asked puzzledly, "Who is this Huanong?"

Zhang Ya shook his head and said: "That person's medical skills are not under you, cure the disease and cut off the root, and the medicine will eliminate the disease......

But...... Little Niu, if you run into Huanong Daxian, it's best to stay away!"

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