The king of the Great Shark set the four seas and intimidated the princes, inherited the mandate of heaven to live in the Son of Heaven, and made great contributions to the world, and the three emperors of Derby.

But according to legend, no one is perfect, and even the holy lord of the world like the Great Shark King has an unspeakable addiction.

When people reach middle age, they have no children for a long time, and they are not close to women, and such deeds have attached a certain indescribable label to King Dalu.

This kind of thing is also heard of by the peddlers and pawns in the market, but it is difficult to say it clearly.

But in his old age, things changed.

Old trees and new flowers, sprouting again and again.

Since the age of 80, in just 30 years, he has married 73 concubines and given birth to 99 children, which shocked the people.

What the hell is going on, that is, the government has repeatedly banned it, and it can't break the private discussion in the market.

It wasn't until the Immortal of the Shark King went, the ninety-nine dragons seized the heir, and the dynasty was chaotic, that the gossip gradually came out.

Some people say conclusively that there are strange people in the land of Xiqi who pay tribute to the immortal medicine, called Tai Sui.

This medicine is also known as meat Ganoderma lucidum, the red one is like coral, the white one is like fat, the black one is like lacquer, the green one is like green feathers, the yellow one is like purple gold, and all are bright and penetrating like solid ice.

King Shark took this miraculous medicine, his complexion was radiant, his blood and qi were surging, and his essence was greatly replenished.

Therefore, at the age of eighty, he kills night and night, and his majestic posture is undiminished, and the dragon is fierce and fierce.

After another 500 years, the summer room was weak, and the princes rose together, and at that time, there was a strange book "Emperor Lu's Neijing" was born.

Although some people say that this book was written in the name of the summer room to show the virtue of the ancestors, whether it is a doctor or a common person, they all use this book to ask questions about diseases and find medicines, and there are many results.

The opening chapter of this "Emperor Tuo's Inner Canon" says:

In the past, Emperor Yu was born a god, weak and able to speak, young and Qi, long and sensitive, and ascended to the sky.

Nai asked the Heavenly Master, the Heavenly Master, Zhang Yaye.

Emperor Yu said: I heard that the people of the ancients were 100 years old in spring and autumn, and their spirit was not declining;

Zhang Ya said: The ancients, those who know, combine yin and yang and eat the meat of the dolphin's head, supplemented by fat oil, green onions, honey, liquor, and cola, and their pleasure is endless, and their longevity is also far-reaching. Therefore, he can form with God, and end his days and live a hundred years.

Today's people are not the same, willing to eat vegetables and vegetables, restrained in sexual affairs, do not know how to hold full, from time to time to the gods, to be quick in their hearts, against the joy of life, life without moderation, so half a hundred and energy is weak.

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"Emperor Lu's Neijing" has a doctor who said that it was wrong, and some wise people angrily reprimanded: "%......*((*()))"

Zhisuo's words are more philosophical, and it is inconvenient to repeat them in detail, so a simple translation is to say:

The old man has lived to be seventy years old, and he has eaten more rice than you have ever eaten.

The old man has eaten meat since he was a child, has been taken care of by maids and maids, married his wife when he grew up, and has two concubines, and carries out activities that are beneficial to the body and mind every night.

And my playmates when I was a child, Zhang Ergou from the bricklayer family in the same village, Li Tiedan from the porter's family, and Zhao Radish from the tenant family, have eaten grass, wild vegetables, and rice bran since they were children, and they all sound like green and healthy food.

And they began to help the family at the age of seven or eight, worked hard to exercise, and never slackened in the wind and rain.

When she grows up, she is not close to women, except for Zhao Radish who married a wife, everyone else has been a bachelor for a lifetime, and it can be said that she has good living habits.

But in the end?

Zhang Ergou fell from the roof when he was twenty years old when he was repairing tiles, and Li Tiedan took the burden for thirty years, and he was gone at the age of thirty-eight.

Zhao Radish lived to be fifty-one, and his grandson was farming for the old man's grandson.

Through the life experience of Ben Zhisu, the account of the "Emperor of the Ox Neijing" is absolutely correct, and only by doing what it says above will you live a long life, otherwise you will have a short life.

Therefore, "Emperor Tuo's Inner Canon" is worth promoting, and it is supported by facts!

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In fact, most of the people don't know what is recorded in the "Emperor Lu's Inner Canon", but the story of Zhang Yadaojun helping King Dalu give birth to ninety-nine sons has been spread among the people.

For a time, the Zhangya Temple in various places was built like bamboo shoots in the village after the rain.

Most of the statues of Zhang Ya Zhenjun in Zhang Ya Temple are just mud puppets, and they have no connection with Zhang Zifan himself.

But after building too much, it is inevitable that there are one or two of them, either because the temple wishes to be sincere, or because the pilgrims want to get together, so that this Zhang Duck Temple has become the same as the Zhang Duck Temple built by King Dalu, and has the ability to communicate directly with Zhang Zifan.

This made Zhang Zifan very distressed.

He admitted that because he hadn't drunk the happy water of the fat house for a long time, he secretly revised the "Emperor Tuo's Inner Canon" and circulated it, hoping that the skilled craftsmen of the human race could develop Coke and offer it to the Zhang Ya Temple.

But he really didn't think about turning himself into a send-off Zhang Ya!

Now the world knows that there are two magic weapons in the world of seeking children, known as "Tai Sui in the West and Zhang Duck in the East".

Regarding the juxtaposition of himself and Rou Lingzhi, Zhang Zifan said that he absolutely couldn't bear it.

In fact, now the people have worshiped Zhang Yadaojun as the god in charge of the harmony of husband and wife and the reproduction of children.

No matter whose woman comes out of the cabinet, the mother will put a statue of Zhang Ya Zhenjun at the bottom of her dowry box, bless her daughter to find a real capable man, and the husband and wife will be harmonious and have a noble son early.

Even gradually, even the women who have not left the pavilion love to worship Zhang Ya Temple on the Shangyuan Festival, and ask about marriage through the veil.

Among all the things, the only good news is that the folk Zhang Ya statue looks ridiculously wrong.

The real Zhang Ya has reddish-brown hair, black eyeliner, a "chicken" on his forehead, and a big gourd on his back.

The fake Zhang Ya has white beard and eyebrows, a kind and kind smile, a "duck" on his forehead, and only a basket on his back, which is full of Tai Sui, looking extremely weak, like an old man who goes up the mountain to collect medicine.

Foolish, foolish!

Zhang Zifan really doesn't understand, if an old man is so old and has an only son to go up the mountain to pick Tai Sui, how do you look at it, he is also a lonely old man, right?

It's ridiculous that these foolish people would think that a lonely old man would take charge of marriage and the reproduction of children!

But there are always more fools than wise people in this world.

What's more, Zhisuo also defected because of Alzheimer's, and things are even more difficult to do.

didn't expect things to evolve to such a point at all, Zhang Zifan panicked.

His own Zhang Ya clone is a meritorious and blessed immortal, how did he become an old man?

Is it good that the moon is old and weak!

And the fight is a bit like Sister Dongfang?

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