Chapter 37: Master, You Have a Lot of Meat in Your Ass

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll help you suck the true yuan away temporarily. ”

"You, you go and catch up with Sun Wukong and let him carry you. ”

"Then you can find a reason why the big black bear has wronged you. ”

The old man said anxiously.

The big black bear is not only atavistic to his ancestors, but also able to use the ultimate move of the bear's wrath - the bear explosion, how can this be let go?

Even if it is a heavy price, he must be caught.

"Bad old man, count yourself smart. ”

Tang San's eyes rolled, and he immediately understood the thoughts of the old man who was in the spirit of the ring.

Yes, that's all we have to do now.

Blame all the sins on the big black bear.

After all, he is a person who learns scriptures from the Buddha himself, and the Bodhisattva of Guanma also appreciates himself.

Of course, she would believe in herself more, as long as she opened her mouth, even if the big black bear had a hundred mouths, what he said would be useless.

Didn't he say that he ate demon meat? Then he was like the last time he wronged Wukong, and he put this pot on his head.

If you sue, you will be allowed to reap the consequences.

"Goku, Goku, you wait. ”

Tang San quickly used the wind to change his mind, calling Sun Wukong while moving forward quickly.

When Sun Wukong heard Tang San's shout, he stopped.

Master called himself, there must be something.

This place is quite close to the dojo of Nanhai Guanyin Bodhisattva.

The big black bear actually fled here, and dared to ask Guanyin Bodhisattva for help, which was simply looking for death.

Guanyin Bodhisattva will definitely catch this big black bear when he comes out.

Then don't worry, Master, wait a minute, what will happen?

When the time comes, I will go with the master to meet Guanyin Bodhisattva and catch the big black bear.

"Master, what's the matter?"

Sun Wukong scratched his head, smiled, and looked at Tang San.

Tang San smiled and said, "Wukong, your somersault cloud is really powerful, Master has been chasing you for so long, but he still can't catch up with you." ”

When Sun Wukong heard this, he immediately jumped behind him and looked at Tang San very vigilantly.

Hurriedly said: "Master, why don't you bring this, you don't want to ask the apprentice to teach you the somersault cloud again, right?"

Master is a little unkind.

I learned more than a dozen changes of seventy-two changes from my grandson.

Just now, when my grandson was drunk, I wanted my grandson to teach him the "Great Product Heavenly Immortal Jue".

Now I have a crush on my grandson's somersault cloud, Master, are you a bloodsucker?

Do you have to absorb all the skills in my grandson before you can stop?

Although you are my grandson's master and my grandson's savior.

But you have to allow my grandson to be a little secret.

Tang San's face couldn't help but shudder, and he glared at Sun Wukong.

Said solemnly: "Wukong, you misunderstood Master, is Master that kind of person?"

"Master knows that your somersault cloud is very powerful, but this is your unique ability, and Master is not easy to learn, and he doesn't want to learn it. ”

"Master just told you that you are very strong and powerful, and Master is very proud to have an apprentice like you. ”

Why is this monkey so alert all of a sudden?

But fortunately, I don't want to learn somersault clouds now, otherwise I really don't know what to say if you come to do this.

Sun Wukong's face was slightly relieved, and his hand patted his chest.

Master, you really scared my disciple to death.

Could you please speak directly next time?

Don't go around, the disciple will be scared to death.

Although the disciple is not frightened, he can't help but be scared constantly.

"By the way, Master, you stopped the disciple, is there something wrong?"

Sun Wukong thought about it and asked.

Tang San nodded quickly, leaned into his ear, and said what was in his heart to him.

"Master, is that okay?"

Sun Wukong stared at Tang San in disbelief and asked.

Master, don't you always say that you are pure and kind?

Can a pure and kind person think of such a powerful trick?

Master, the disciple has been pressed by the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, and he doesn't know the changes outside.

Don't lie to me.

"Okay, sure, you just do what I say. ”

"Of course, if you don't want to do this, then you will wait to be crushed by the Five Elements Mountain for another five hundred years. ”

"As for Master, I'm not going to learn from the scriptures, just go back and be a wine and meat monk. ”

Tang San spread his hands, looking very indifferent.

What is this little thing compared to 500 years?

"Master, look at what you said, how could I not do this?"

"This is your order, Master, even if the disciple is a sword mountain and a sea of fire, he can be regarded as doing what you say. ”

Sun Wukong hurriedly swore to Tang San.

What are you kidding? Being crushed by the Five Elements Mountains for another 500 years?

That's 500 years.

His good years and youth were buried under the mountain.

This kind of life, let yourself do it again, even if you die, you won't do it.

What's more, the big black bear is such a demon that is so shameless and so thick-skinned.

Even if he wronged him, he wouldn't care.

Thinking of this, Sun Wukong's face was full of smiles.

"Master, come on, come on, I can't wait. ”

Sun Wukong smiled, squatted down, pouted his buttocks, and faced Tang San.

"Ugh. ”

Tang San was almost choked by Sun Wukong's words.

This dead monkey, can you pay attention to the words you use when you speak?

What do you mean to come, come on, what do you mean you can't wait?

And what the hell are you in now?

Why are you raising your ass so high?

I'm just asking you to carry me, and it's not that I'm going to you.

You shameless monkey, your mind is so unhealthy.

I am a dignified gentleman, a generation of holy monks, and sooner or later I will be ruined by you.

"Let's go. ”

But now is not the time to dwell on these, Guanyin Bodhisattva will soon come out.

You have to quickly merge with Wukong to avoid this catastrophe.

Phew, bah, I'm sorry, why am I being crooked by you?

It's all this damn monkey, it's annoying.

Tang San quickly lay on Sun Wukong's back.

One of Sun Wukong's hands came over and put it on Tang San's buttocks.

"Master, there is a lot of meat on your buttocks, and it is fleshy to the touch. ”

Sun Wukong suddenly turned his head and smiled at Tang San.

"Ugh. ”

Tang San's body stiffened, and he jumped off Sun Wukong's back in reaction.

"Dead monkey, I asked you to carry me, why are you touching my ass?"

Tang San scolded angrily and kicked at Sun Wukong.

Damn, no wonder I felt Sun Wukong's hand as if he was pinching his ass just now.

This big rascal, this perverted monkey.

I was taken advantage of by him.

God, being molested by a monkey, who am I going to reason?

"Master, I was wrong, you can spare me. ”

"Didn't I hold back my hand? Master, don't mind. ”

Although Sun Wukong was kicked, he still laughed.

He also assured Tang San seriously: "Master, don't worry, I will definitely help you keep your ass secret, and I will never tell anyone else." ”