Chapter 136: Li Er of Sao Bao
Li Er left. ◢ with ◢ dream ◢ small ◢ say Щщш.
Take the wine you have just warmed and the stack of fennel beans.
Oh, and he walked away with one of his dog's legs, and walked away in a huff.
Of course, Xuanzang also gained a hidden mission.
Ding, lower his image in Li Shimin's eyes, and the final evaluation depends on Li Shimin's disgust with the host. ”
The system is the same, so precious words are like gold.
But this task-
Amitabha, lie down!
The system of this grandson is definitely deliberate.
Who is Li Shimin?
When he was the emperor, he was also his future brother-in-law.
Originally-
The poor monk has thought of his own way back.
When I graduate from Jodoji Temple in the future, I will go to my brothers and sisters.
When the time comes, it will be beautiful to eat and drink spicy food.
Now the system allows the poor monk to brush up the bad feeling?
Hehe, would a poor monk do such a thing for the sake of a mere reward?
Amitabha, Xuanzang is thinking about how to brush up hatred.
"Phew, finally gone, man, how did you know this?"
Exhaling deeply, Ji Dian breathed a long sigh of relief as if he had unloaded some huge burden.
"How can the junior brother know his identity?"
Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, and then had some doubts.
This Li Er's identity is also a faint guess from Fang Ling last time, this time, Li Er should not have shown anything to reveal his identity, so how did Ji Dian know?
"Amitabha, if the senior brother is not a practitioner, he naturally doesn't know, this human luck, seven points are in the people of the world, one point is blessed in the cities of the world, and one point is in the palace nobles. ”
After a pause, Ji Dian continued to speak: "This last point is accompanied by the Human Emperor, if he doesn't want people to recognize him, he will naturally shield it with a magic weapon, but this time there is no shield!"
Xuanzang instantly understood, but his face became a little strange.
The old monk also said it before.
Humane luck is like a cesspool for cultivators.
Then this Li Er occupies a point of luck in the world, isn't it clear everywhere he goes, so people can recognize it at a glance.
"Brother, it's better not to decide some things too early, since some lives can't be resisted, it's better to pretend to be crazy and stupid. Ji Dian said helplessly on the side.
The Emperor of Humanity has a share of luck alone, which sounds lofty.
The immortals are not willing to provoke each other at will.
Even if it's some hardcore youkai.
The so-called heavy-tasting youkai are those who rely on humane luck to cultivate.
Although Humane Qi Luck is a piece of compared to most cultivators, it doesn't prevent others from eating and cultivating.
Even these monsters don't dare to hurt each other rashly, and only dare to steal slightly.
Tall, right?
However, it is of no avail.
Since King Wu of Zhou called Zhou Tianzi, the so-called human emperor is also a joke.
No matter how awesome you are, after you die, you won't be an ordinary soul.
To put it simply, Li Shimin is a guy who hides his ears and steals the bell, hoping to be recognized by others, and pretends not to know his identity.
It's-
It's sassy enough.
"Senior brother, I can save it, but junior brother, your dog meat tastes good. Xuanzang's mouth was full of oil, and he praised it.
"Of course, when I stewed the Roaring Heavenly Dog, it was called fragrant, and Chunyang's bull nose deliberately came over to share the food with us. Ji Dian said proudly.
"Ahem~"
Xuanzang was choked.
"Amitabha, the Howling Dog has been stewed?"
Xuanzang swears, this is definitely the most shocking news he has heard now, that is a roaring dog, a professional dog leg under Erlang God, this is stewed?
"Amitabha, of course, otherwise why do you think Chunyang's bull nose would come over to join in the fun, during that time he was with Luo - cough cough, but then Erlang God found the reincarnation of the Roaring Sky Dog, a Dalmatian dog, hahaha laughed to death the poor monk. As if realizing that he had said something wrong, Ji Dian quickly stopped his mouth and pretended not to say anything.
Xuanzang's face was strange.
Howling dog was eaten?
There is also that pure yang real person, it shouldn't be Lu Dongbin's guy, if it's Lu Dongbin, then everything seems to be understandable.
After all, Lu Dongbin and the Roaring Sky Dog can be regarded as having a feud.
Legend has it that the roaring dog of Erlang God once went down to the world to plague the world privately, and Lu Dongbin, who had just begun to cultivate, was ordered to take the magic weapon "cloth painting" to collect it.
After the Roaring Sky Dog was included in the magic weapon "Cloth Painting", Lu Dongbin was worried that the Roaring Sky Dog would be trapped in it and turned into ashes, so he was merciful and let the Roaring Sky Dog out without authorization, but was bitten by the Howling Sky Dog who didn't know what to do.
And then Lao Lu's resentment is not incomprehensible, which shows that these immortals are not all pure-hearted and desireless.
Of course, what Xuanzang cares about most is what the other party didn't say?
And Luo what?
A somewhat outrageous idea crossed my mind.
Xuanzang felt that the fire of gossip in his heart had begun to burn.
"Don't say it, don't say it, come and have a drink. ”
Regardless of Xuanzang's expression, he picked up the wine gourd and poured it into Xuanzang's mouth, and the spicy taste instantly rushed to his brain.
This moment-
Xuanzang felt that he might be a little overhead, and this guy's alcohol strength was really a bit big!
There were a lot of scenes in front of me in an instant, there were all kinds of Buddhist scriptures, the images of various teachers in the hard disk of the computer in the previous life, and there were also Lan Xin, Fang Ling, Xiao Zhuo, and then finally fixed on the face of the dying.
No way!
That's a demon girl who has a plot against a poor monk, God knows if she has a crush on a poor monk or a poor monk, exclude it.
What the poor monk wants is to go to the kidneys and not to the heart, and to play at the same time.
Amitabha, sins and sins!
In front of the mountain gate.
"Daddy, will the great monk in the temple in our sneaky mountain go up to the mountain for us to live? Little Li Mingda looked at his father and asked in a milky voice.
"He dares, I-"
Halfway through, Li Shimin paused.
"After all, we came here in secret, so we must not let others know our identity, but I think these monks, as monks, will not drive us away. ”
Li Er waved his sleeves and said with some uncertainty.
I'm like a low-key pretend, this group of monks should be able to cooperate.
"Squeak~"
The door was gently pushed open.
The three old monks stood cordially at the door, and behind them were a line of welcoming monks.
Li Shimin and the others were stunned.
"Old monk, bring the monks of the Pure Land Temple, welcome the emperor. ”
Li Er is really a good person like me, and he will be discovered by someone everywhere, and then he saw his son looking at him with a puzzled expression.
"Nonsense!"
The angry voice made the expressions on the faces of Yuantong and the others instantly stunned, and just when they felt a huge humane qi coming over the mountain, they knew that the saint was coming today.
After rehearsing for a long time, such a big battle was set up to welcome, why did His Majesty say this?
"I am Li Er, a wealthy businessman in Chang'an City, and others are wrong. ”
Looking at Li Mingda beside him, Li Er said seriously with a slight threat.
What he wants is the identity of his father to establish a tall image in the heart of his son, not the identity of the emperor.
"Amitabha, it's the old man who admits his mistake, and Mr. please please come inside. The old monk was stunned for a moment, and then said with a kind face.
Sure enough, there was a look of adoration in the son's eyes.
"By the way, Master Abbot, I heard that there is a little monk named Xuanzang in your temple. ”
After sitting down, Li Er asked directly.