Jiang Li saw that Cheng Shudu was so virtuous, and sighed and said, "That's okay, I'll give you some advice, but the consultation fee is 30,000." ”

Cheng Shu seemed to be really anxious, and he didn't care about Jiang Li's big mouth at all, and immediately said, "Okay, you can say it quickly." ”

Jiang Li said: "After you go back, when others ask you, you will say that you will slaughter it casually! If you should pretend to be forced, you must pretend to be hard! If others don't believe it, you will go to Wu Yangqing and let her help you testify." Well...... I think she'll help you. As for what she asks, you can tell her if you know.

You admit it yourself, Wu Yangqing helped you testify, and no one came out to compete with you for credit, so whether they believe it or not, the credit is 100% yours. ”

Cheng Shu was stunned when he heard this, glanced at Wu Yangqing, who was still scolding Jiang Li with flowery rhetoric and was about to run away, and asked, "Are you sure Wu Yangqing can help?"

Jiang Li said: "Did I lie to you?"

Cheng Shu thought for a while and said, "That's okay, I'll try ......"

Jiang Li said: "In the future, there will be more such trivial things, when you are fine, go to an acting class and learn how to pretend to be forced." Otherwise, you won't be able to hold on, but don't blame me. ”

Cheng Shu said: "I understand, don't worry, I will never drop the chain for you." ”

Jiang Li said: "You just call me like this, aren't you afraid of being heard?"

Cheng Shu said: "Don't worry, I have a sense of proportion." I drove that bastard away......"

After Jiang Li sighed, he suddenly lowered his voice and asked, "Hey...... When you fight demons, who will pay for the public goods you destroy?"

Cheng Shu said: "If it is determined that I broke it, it is generally the organization to compensate, and it doesn't matter if the demon breaks it, what's wrong?"

Jiang Li subconsciously looked up at the sky, and then asked, "If that thing is very expensive, will you also pay for it?"

Cheng Shu smiled: "You still don't know enough about our organization, our organization has money!"

Jiang Li sighed, hung up the phone with confidence, and then muttered silently: "Then I wish you good luck!"

Seeing that Jiang Li hung up the phone, Hei Lian asked curiously: "Hey, what kind of music did you just ring on your mobile phone?" That laughter is so magical." ”

Jiang Li said: "The song of neurosis." ”

Heilian looked at the back of Jiang Li, who went upstairs, and said, "It's quite suitable for you." ”

In the early morning of the next day, the Guardian Organization, a terrible scream sounded in the branch of Xiaoxiang: "......Satellite?! I'm going to shoot down a satellite?"

Then Jiang Li's mobile phone rang with the magical music again: "Huh, hahaha......"

Jiang Li looked at the caller ID - Cheng Shu.

So Jiang Li picked it up casually and said, "Hey?"

"Hey, brother-in-law, you broke a satellite? You know how expensive that thing is? I'll tell you...... ￥#&”

Jiang Li threw the phone directly on the bed, then took out another mobile phone and turned on the speakerphone and put it there, clicked on the music, and only heard his voice ring in the phone: "Hmm...... Okay, got it. ”

In an infinite loop......

Jiang Li went to wash his face and brush his teeth.

When Jiang Li finished washing his face and brushing his teeth, and picked up his mobile phone, Cheng Shu was still roaring over there: "Do you know these two sentences? Can you say something new?!"

Bite!

+10 Grievance

When Jiang Li heard this, he was immediately happy, he didn't expect that there would be an unexpected gain!

So Jiang Li didn't speak anymore, and continued to let the two phones nag each other there.

While eating breakfast, Jiang Li saw the little girl who was flirting last night.

Because of the change of clothes and the blind light last night, the little girl couldn't recognize Jiang Li.

However, Jiang Li could still hear the little girl's parents eating there, and scolded: "Don't let me meet the pervert last night, otherwise I will definitely beat him out." ”

Jiang Li was speechless for a while, finished breakfast in three or two times, and went shopping.

Because of the Shadow Demon, the area locked by Jiang Li has been sealed off by the security team, and no outsiders are allowed to enter except for the people in the community.

When Jiang Li remembered that he was still on the phone with Cheng Shu, when he picked it up, he found that Cheng Shu had already hung up the phone.

At the same time, I received a message full of resentment from Cheng Shu: "Big brother, can we light it next time?"

Jiang Li clicked his lips and replied: "Fight!"

At this moment, Jiang Li received a call from the landlord.

"Jiang Li, how are you doing?" The landlord is an old accountant who speaks slowly and logically, but Jiang Li knows that this old man is very calculating, and it will definitely be no good to call him.

Sure enough, before he finished speaking, the old accountant said: "That's the case, you know our situation." Last night there was such a big demon, and it was killed. I think we're going to be able to get on fire!"

Jiang Li said: "Shouldn't it? If something so big happened, everyone would have been scared and wanted to run away, right?"

The old accountant snorted: "What do you know? It is precisely because we have come to the demon and been killed, so we seem to be safe! So, whether we want to see the scene of the demon fighting, or pursue safety, we will be on fire!"

Jiang Li said: "And then?"

The old accountant stopped inking, and said bluntly: "The rent will increase by 15% next month, you have no opinion, right?"

Jiang Li's face darkened when he heard this, he knew too well what was going on in this community. It's in disrepair, the road has no street lights, and demons have come, can this Nima still raise prices?

Moreover, now that demons are not a rare thing, it is too late for everyone to hide, who will come to visit the place where the demons fought?

To put it bluntly, the old accountant is looking for a reason to cheat him again!

Jiang Li snorted and said, "I said, are you still finished? My water meter was changed by you, right? I haven't walked three tons of water at home in a month, what's wrong? I have whales at home? There are also electricity meters, other people's ones are jumping one by one, ours is a row of jumps, what's the matter? This is a kangaroo brand meter?"

When the old accountant heard this, his face turned red, but he still said stubbornly: "You kid has no evidence, don't talk nonsense?" Anyway, I told you what I should say, the rent will rise, starting next month, pay for one year at a time, one less, don't blame me for picking up people!"

Jiang Li was also angry when he heard this, now he is not the poor boy he was at the beginning, he was bullied by you casually.

So Jiang Li said: "Don't pick up people, your house has collapsed." ”

The old accountant was stunned for a moment and said, "What do you mean?"

Then the old accountant heard a loud bang, and then heard Jiang Li cough twice and said, "Didn't the demon come yesterday? The demon broke the house with a punch, it's as simple as that." ”

After speaking, Jiang Li hung up the phone.

When the old accountant heard this, he was stunned on the spot, and hurriedly rushed out, riding his 28 bicycle all the way, running several red lights in a row and rushing downstairs to the community, and his legs were weak when he got off!